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Title: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 25, 2017, 03:43:25 AM




This is PARK the fucken car....not drive it down fucken skidsville like a fucken old pensioner



Just PARK the fucker.



Yeah they cost 500,000 loonies.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Angry White Male on August 08, 2017, 10:54:32 PM
Not sure how well the neighbours would like me if I parked like that...
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: priscilla1961 on August 08, 2017, 10:59:12 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"



This is PARK the fucken car....not drive it down fucken skidsville like a fucken old pensioner



Just PARK the fucker.



Yeah they cost 500,000 loonies.

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Angry White Male on August 08, 2017, 11:00:37 PM
I already get "the eye" when I fire up the Harley...
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 09, 2017, 01:58:49 AM
Do you make 'the eye' while making eye contact?



I would imagine over the loud motor you let one ripper while making 'the eye'...
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Post by: Angry White Male on August 09, 2017, 02:07:29 AM
Speak English next time, Berry...
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Post by: Bricktop on August 09, 2017, 02:42:12 AM
Its not a real GT, Gordy.



A mockup, with a supercharger fitted. You won't get $500K for a chopped up model. Needs to be original, and perfectly restored. Its also unregistered, suggesting its a drag car.



Doing idiotic burnouts will kill the clutch as well.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 09, 2017, 02:53:31 AM
Agree Sarge.



Got cases going back 30 years where VIN badges substituted turning fuck all into a GENUINE GTHO Phase 3.



yeah 500k is ex Moffat street car with full papers.



Aces wifs arse has taken more traction than that weak excuse for a burnout that he did in the Pony Car.



FUCK THE POLICE.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 09, 2017, 06:28:30 AM
Counterfeiting GTHO's is an old scam.



Harder these days with the ability to check VIN's online, and with a register being kept by Ford Australia.



They are all pretty much validated by Ford, and any that isn't by now is a copy.
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Post by: Angry White Male on August 10, 2017, 12:20:36 AM
Those old muscle cars seem quite rare in Australia.  Four door body style seemed to be the "go-to" configuration for many of 'em then, in contrast to North America.



Just for fun, I've pulled up the performance specs of a stock GTHO Falcon:



1971 Falcon GTHO:  0 - 60 mph - 8.4 seconds.



1/4 mile: 14.4 seconds



My Mustang:  0 - 60 mph - 5.1 seconds.



1/4 mile:  13.6 seconds.







As we can see, these are both fairly powerful cars, but one must remember that newer Mustangs have more favourable front/rear weight distribution, and obviously today we have better tires.



The old cars wouldn't pick up speed once the tires are spinning like the the new ones will...  That's why the Mustang doesn't look like it's doing much, but you'd be surprised how fast that thing will pick up speed, even spinning right through first gear...  It still moves, instead of sitting and spinning.
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Post by: Bricktop on August 10, 2017, 04:09:48 AM
My Honda;



5.8 seconds to reach 60 mph, and it did the quarter mile in 14.2 at 98.1



And it's a normally aspirated 2 litre.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Angry White Male on August 10, 2017, 04:19:47 AM
Those figures seem quite "liberal," but I wont doubt them...  Knowing the model and the year, I could verify.



Remember, you guys generally have had different models sold there, as to what was available here...
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Post by: Bricktop on August 10, 2017, 08:31:19 PM
Check them all you like.



Your "muscle" car would get its nose ahead in a straight line...but then a corner appears...
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Angry White Male on August 10, 2017, 10:04:59 PM
The GT models don't actually handle that badly...  Mine still has the solid rear axle, but the newer Mustangs have an independent rear suspension now, for improved handling.  That, and with the new Coyote engine?  They actually handle quite well, and have more power.



Mine is the last year of the 4.6 liter V8.  The new 5.0 Coyote V8 is a whole different beast!
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Post by: Bricktop on August 11, 2017, 02:37:55 AM
One of my sons is Sales Manager for a Ford dealership.



I get to drive all the toys, including the Falcon GT, the Mustang, and the Focus RS.



Now, I will be the first to admit that like many of my age the Mustang is an icon of our age, and I would never knock one back if it were offered.



That said, the modern Mustang is a tame gelding compared to its ancestors of the 60's and 70's. The 5 litre V8 is a nice motor, but it is far from a performance car. It's a homage to the original, and a nice one at that.



But don't try to match it with an Impreza, Honda S2000, Civic Type R, or even a Golf GTI. Its not in that class.



Its a cool cruiser reminiscent of times gone by...that is all.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Angry White Male on August 11, 2017, 02:41:03 AM
The new 5.0 Coyote would run circles around any of the aforementioned...  Check your shit!
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 11, 2017, 02:43:13 AM
As I have said, in a straight line it would get its nose in front.



Once it's time for braking and turning, it's bye bye. I've driven it, bozo.



I know how it goes.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Angry White Male on August 11, 2017, 03:47:55 AM
Bozo?



You have not driven a Coyote Mustang, since you probably cannot afford one.



Stop trying to play tough...
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 11, 2017, 04:52:16 AM
My Honda;



5.8 seconds to reach 60 mph, and it did the quarter mile in 14.2 at 98.1



And it's a normally aspirated 2 litre.





and



Just for fun, I've pulled up the performance specs of a stock GTHO Falcon:



1971 Falcon GTHO: 0 - 60 mph - 8.4 seconds.



1/4 mile: 14.4 seconds



My Mustang: 0 - 60 mph - 5.1 seconds.



1/4 mile: 13.6 seconds.





so a Honda 2 litre beats a fucken Phase 3



BULLSHIT
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 11, 2017, 08:33:13 PM
*sigh*...







BMW M4; 3.0-liter turbocharged inline-6 engine; 425 hp, 406 lb-ft; 6-speed manual transmission.



Honda S2000. 2 litre 4 cyclinder. Normally aspirated.



The Falcon GT and the equivalent Monaro were passenger cars fitted with huge V8 engines.



In a straight line they were fast...but in braking and corners they were woeful.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 12, 2017, 03:06:03 AM
You rooted for Holden it's quite clear



Oh ya Toranas good at cornering



So what we are talking yellow sticker burn outs for excitement



Gimme Phase 3 mate



catch me if ya can
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 12, 2017, 07:12:39 PM
Tea Tree Gully pub to Chain of Ponds.



But there is a problem.



I have a Honda S2000.



You don't have a Phase 3.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 13, 2017, 12:04:13 AM
I know you have tried you hardest over the years to get to me.



In light of the true but unsigned confession in the last line, I shall now take my service sub machine gun and shoot my brains out.





KABAAAAM !!!!!!
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 13, 2017, 12:05:19 AM
I'm back folks.



Target not hit target not hit.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 13, 2017, 12:10:52 AM
Mate that was on the list I drew up...lhs all the shit that happens in ya life and yep......No. 3 ...failure to ever own a genuine Phase 3.



Entry on rhs says...thank fuck for that trying to do security on a genuine...same same as wearing gold at home.....pattaya.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 13, 2017, 12:27:11 AM
Phase 3's are always coming up on auction sites.



Or shitbox Monaros if you have no pride at all.



A man of your means should be able to choke up half a mill.



But, when you come to Adelaide, I'll give you a spin in the S2. Tea Tree Gully to Chain of Ponds. Wear diapers.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 13, 2017, 12:55:26 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop" Wear diapers.

 

Many trolls here already do.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 13, 2017, 01:06:28 AM
Thx for the offer but I think theres a warrant.



My wif has a Honda Click motorbike.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 13, 2017, 03:38:15 AM
Tell them you're with me. They'll ignore the warrant. As long as its for non payment...
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 13, 2017, 04:33:50 AM
Not it's for nothing actually well not involving me I wasn't even there don't know nothing.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 13, 2017, 08:03:54 PM
I'm sure I can sort that for you.



$1000.



Cash.



$10 notes only.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 14, 2017, 12:27:10 AM
Have you added GST ?



Lets not do something illegal here.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 14, 2017, 12:44:33 AM
GST is not applied to...er...favours...
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 14, 2017, 08:18:30 AM
With hold from the Federal Government oi mate I aint fucken Ibrahim



No cash



No cash here
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2017, 12:14:15 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Bricktop" Wear diapers.

 

Many trolls here already do.

Gord is incontinent.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 14, 2017, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"With hold from the Federal Government oi mate I aint fucken Ibrahim



No cash



No cash here


That's a shame.



Apparently there are 2 warrants now.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on August 15, 2017, 03:25:04 AM
1966 poisoning...the nephew did it.
Title: Re: Ace here is a driving lesson for you.
Post by: Bricktop on August 15, 2017, 03:29:28 AM
Got your name on it...