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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on August 07, 2017, 08:59:32 PM

Title: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 07, 2017, 08:59:32 PM
During our recent sojourn, we came across many shops in Victoria selling locally made gourmet delights.



One, in particular, seemed to be preoccupied with the release of gasses from the human body. Or the prevention thereof.



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Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 07, 2017, 09:00:27 PM
However, some may prefer to generate a little vapour...



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Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 07, 2017, 09:01:05 PM
Or a LOT...



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Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 07, 2017, 09:49:24 PM
Are you doing a cleanse?
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: kiebers on August 07, 2017, 11:35:49 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Are you doing a cleanse?

 :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 08, 2017, 01:34:32 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Are you doing a cleanse?


They had another jar for that.



It had jalapenos in it.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2017, 04:59:37 AM
Too many  fucking white people in Aus.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 08, 2017, 05:07:18 AM
Right.



We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.



I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!



Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.



Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2017, 05:08:41 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Right.



We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.



I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!.

Fucking progress!!
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: shin on August 08, 2017, 08:01:30 AM
I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 08, 2017, 10:02:14 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.

 Its true.  There are so many asian restautants around its ridiculous.  I want something different.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2017, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Right.



We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.



I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!



Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.



Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.

We're allowed to shop too.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 08, 2017, 07:09:47 PM
Quote from: "shin"I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.


They're pickled onions.



Similar effect.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2017, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.


They're pickled onions.



Similar effect.

Do people really buy them so they can....you know?
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 08, 2017, 07:12:34 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Right.



We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.



I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!



Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.



Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.

We're allowed to shop too.


Yesterday I was standing in the sweets and chocolate area...a chinese woman came up, saw a display of "Trolli" sweets and promptly emptied about three cartons into her trolley, filling it up.



I said "You must have lots of children".



She said, "No. Childrens party".



Somewhere in the near future there is a Chinese childrens party with around 1000 attendees.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 08, 2017, 07:14:20 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.


They're pickled onions.



Similar effect.

Do people really buy them so they can....you know?


No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.



The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.



 :roll:
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2017, 07:16:02 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Right.



We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.



I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!



Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.



Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.

We're allowed to shop too.


Yesterday I was standing in the sweets and chocolate area...a chinese woman came up, saw a display of "Trolli" sweets and promptly emptied about three cartons into her trolley, filling it up.



I said "You must have lots of children".



She said, "No. Childrens party".



Somewhere in the near future there is a Chinese childrens party with around 1000 attendees.

There are some happy children some where.
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 08, 2017, 07:20:30 PM
Not to mention obese!!!!
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2017, 07:20:55 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.


They're pickled onions.



Similar effect.

Do people really buy them so they can....you know?


No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.



The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.



 :roll:

Can you buy them online? They would need to increase production just on orders from Berry Sweet. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2017, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.


They're pickled onions.



Similar effect.

Do people really buy them so they can....you know?


No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.



The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.



 :roll:

Can you buy them online? They would need to increase production just on orders from Berry Sweet. ac_toofunny

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Bricktop on August 08, 2017, 07:29:54 PM
But of course...



http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/8919648/bum-hummer-onions-1000-farts-in-a-jar.html



And we all know who you're really asking for...
Title: Re: On flatulence.
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2017, 07:34:46 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"But of course...



http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/8919648/bum-hummer-onions-1000-farts-in-a-jar.html



And we all know who you're really asking for...

 :laugh: