During our recent sojourn, we came across many shops in Victoria selling locally made gourmet delights.
One, in particular, seemed to be preoccupied with the release of gasses from the human body. Or the prevention thereof.

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However, some may prefer to generate a little vapour...

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Or a LOT...

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Are you doing a cleanse?
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Are you doing a cleanse?
:laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Are you doing a cleanse?
They had another jar for that.
It had jalapenos in it.
Too many fucking white people in Aus.
Right.
We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.
I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!
Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.
Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Right.
We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.
I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!.
Fucking progress!!
I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.
Quote from: "Bricktop"
So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.
Its true. There are so many asian restautants around its ridiculous. I want something different.
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Right.
We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.
I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!
Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.
Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.
We're allowed to shop too.
Quote from: "shin"
I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.
They're pickled onions.
Similar effect.
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"
I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.
They're pickled onions.
Similar effect.
Do people really buy them so they can....you know?
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Right.
We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.
I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!
Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.
Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.
We're allowed to shop too.
Yesterday I was standing in the sweets and chocolate area...a chinese woman came up, saw a display of "Trolli" sweets and promptly emptied about three cartons into her trolley, filling it up.
I said "You must have lots of children".
She said, "No. Childrens party".
Somewhere in the near future there is a Chinese childrens party with around 1000 attendees.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"
I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.
They're pickled onions.
Similar effect.
Do people really buy them so they can....you know?
No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.
The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.
:roll:
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Right.
We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.
I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!
Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.
Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.
We're allowed to shop too.
Yesterday I was standing in the sweets and chocolate area...a chinese woman came up, saw a display of "Trolli" sweets and promptly emptied about three cartons into her trolley, filling it up.
I said "You must have lots of children".
She said, "No. Childrens party".
Somewhere in the near future there is a Chinese childrens party with around 1000 attendees.
There are some happy children some where.
Not to mention obese!!!!
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"
I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.
They're pickled onions.
Similar effect.
Do people really buy them so they can....you know?
No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.
The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.
:roll:
Can you buy them online? They would need to increase production just on orders from Berry Sweet. ac_toofunny
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Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"
I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.
They're pickled onions.
Similar effect.
Do people really buy them so they can....you know?
No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.
The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.
:roll:
Can you buy them online? They would need to increase production just on orders from Berry Sweet. ac_toofunny
:001_rolleyes:
But of course...
http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/8919648/bum-hummer-onions-1000-farts-in-a-jar.html
And we all know who you're really asking for...
Quote from: "Bricktop"
But of course...
http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/8919648/bum-hummer-onions-1000-farts-in-a-jar.html
And we all know who you're really asking for...
:laugh: