Hear me out...
This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do. I get a free paper with purchase (The Province), so I ask for it every day.
Today, they gave me yesterdays paper, which I had already read yesterday.
CLOWNS! I thought...
And then it hit me like a ray of light shining down from the McAngels above... I KNOW how to increase profits, without really changing the business model!
Clowns... Dress them all as clowns. EVERY employee working a customer fronted position, from high to low, will dress as a clown.
That is their mascot, after all...
This will not only bring in adult patrons looking for a laugh, but will more importantly bring in many kids that will pester their parents for a clown server.
It's sounds odd, but this would work. I'd be a straight-shooting CEO, that doesn't clown around. If you don't like wearing the clown outfits, because of some personal issues? That's your problem, not mine.
You be a part of the fucking team, or you're gone!
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do. I get a free paper with purchase (The Province), so I ask for it every day.
Today, they gave me yesterdays paper, which I had already read yesterday.
CLOWNS! I thought...
And then it hit me like a ray of light shining down from the McAngels above... I KNOW how to increase profits, without really changing the business model!
Clowns... Dress them all as clowns. EVERY employee working a customer fronted position, from high to low, will dress as a clown.
That is their mascot, after all...
This will not only bring in adult patrons looking for a laugh, but will more importantly bring in many kids that will pester their parents for a clown server.
It's sounds odd, but this would work. I'd be a straight-shooting CEO, that doesn't clown around. If you don't like wearing the clown outfits, because of some personal issues? That's your problem, not mine.
You be a part of the fucking team, or you're gone!
You should present your idea to McDonald's Canada Corporation.
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.
You white monkeys will eat anything. :yuk:
And anyone - Keep that in mind!! - Watch your back, front and sides
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.
You white monkeys will eat anything. :yuk:
Says the Queen of KFC!
:laugh:
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.
You white monkeys will eat anything. :yuk:
Says the Queen of KFC!
:laugh:
It's parrt of a healthy, well balanced diet. ac_sothere
SHEN ALWAYS LEAVES RESTAURANTS WITH A DOGGY BAG
Quote from: "Shen Li"
And you little yellow locusts wont?
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.
You white monkeys will eat anything. :yuk:
Says the Queen of KFC!
:laugh:
It's parrt of a healthy, well balanced diet. ac_sothere
It's one of the most unhealthy meals a person can eat..
I occasionally make pan fried chicken, but I don't buy KFC.
I met a Macdonald's franchise owner recently from the US.
It was a husband wife team. And they were Black/African American.
They are doing quite nicely as they own 4 Macdonald's restaurants in the states.
So they must be rollin' in the dough.
It must be very expensive to buy into one of those 'tings.
$1,000,000+? What do you think folks about how much it costs for a franchise?
Anyways, it seems like a winning formula. Double, Triple or Quardruple the earnings if it's a prime location.
Joe, you are right... A Ronnie franchise is one of the most expensive franchises to buy into... Depending on location, it could be into the seven figures.
Quote from: "JOE"
It was a husband wife team. And they were Black/African American.
They are doing quite nicely as they own 4 Macdonald's restaurants in the states.
So they must be rollin' in the dough.
It must be very expensive to buy into one of those 'tings.
$1,000,000+? What do you think folks about how much it costs for a franchise?
Anyways, it seems like a winning formula. Double, Triple or Quardruple the earnings if it's a prime location.
You picked them up at the airport in your pretend and they both complimented you on your full head of hair.
We'll take that, you Moranbong, you!
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "JOE"
It was a husband wife team. And they were Black/African American.
They are doing quite nicely as they own 4 Macdonald's restaurants in the states.
So they must be rollin' in the dough.
It must be very expensive to buy into one of those 'tings.
$1,000,000+? What do you think folks about how much it costs for a franchise?
Anyways, it seems like a winning formula. Double, Triple or Quardruple the earnings if it's a prime location.
You picked them up at the airport in your pretend and they both complimented you on your full head of hair.