Ace will tell it like it is!
Think it's cool to be down with the brown?  Think it's hip to take a walk on the brown side?
I have some news for you...
Be prepared to spend your golden years shitting in diapers.
Real Woman, Blurt, and Mandy were/are all anal sex fiends...  What happens, is their hoops loose elasticity, and the shit eventually just leaks out.
You want to spend your later years pulling up diapers, to shit in?  You want to smell like shit 70% of the time?  Then keep abusing your hoop.  There is only so much use and abuse you can subject your hoop to, before it fails.  Just like the vagina, after popping out kids, it is NEVER the same!
It gets stretched out beyond the point of returning elasticity.
Take it from Ace!  Don't put things in orifice's that stretch them out beyond the return yield, or else!
			
			
			
				Are you saying you are an expert on rough ridden 70 year old assholes?
That's a bit much, even for you.
			
			
			
				Of all fucking threads, it's curious you'd hit this one up first...
			
			
			
				Oh fuck.  Now the bloody toilet paper makes sense!!
Too rough Mel!  No wonder you've gone so loose in the caboose.
			
			
			
				That bloody toilet paper thread got me permabanned!
Just for laughs, I asked about the pic, and even that was tossed, and I was eventually banned!
Evs said it was one of the worst things she has EVER seen!
I did my job well that day!
			
			
			
				So did your boyfriend!
And here I thought I was a size whore.
			
			
			
				Why is S'Mel so preoccupied or concerned about Real Woman's bum hole?
Is this because he is genuinely altruistic and cares about her?
Or is he jes' sounding off cuz he wants to let off steam and is a frustrated man?
So many threads where S'Mel the Glove writes about this and his own chit.
Seems like a rather peculiar obsession from our S'Mel. 
Oh well.  :roll:
			
			
			
				I'm Mel's beard Joe.
Pssst...he likes em with a full head of hair ;)
			
			
			
				Science courses Mel, take them.
			
			
			
				Quote from: "JOE"
Why is S'Mel so preoccupied or concerned about Real Woman's bum hole?
Is this because he is genuinely altruistic and cares about her?
Or is he jes' sounding off cuz he wants to let off steam and is a frustrated man?
So many threads where S'Mel the Glove writes about this and his own chit.
Seems like a rather peculiar obsession from our S'Mel. 
Speaking of obsession..
It's almost as if they spent time in a Men's prison for an extended period, eh?
Perhaps Herman aint the only one!
They musta got it up the ass one too many times.
And
He spent 5 years behind bars in Texas for drug trafficking, where Kahbuzz lives.
(There's a lotta prisons in Texas, and a lotta prisoners there).
Everytime I see him, he seems a bit queer. He likes to brag that he's Don Juan. 
But then I've even hear him say stuff like, "Y'know I'm not gay, really, I'm NOT!"
And he repeats it over and over again like a noise in his head that won't go away.
One of his main pastimes is watching films about prison, as if to relieve the Old Times.
Prison really messes with a guy's brain. It seems to have done a number on you, my friend - given your obsession with someone else's personal life the private parts of others.
You fulfill the old saying, "Enter prison straight, Leave Gay."
			 
			
			
				Haha!  Joe wants Hermie's brown star!
			
			
			
				Fash: You might check your post above. Quotes were left out and it appears as you saying what I think is what Joe Joe said
			
			
			
				Quote from: "cc"
Fash: You might check your post above. Quotes were left out and it appears as you saying what I think is what Joe Joe said
Yeah better quote it before cc does.
:D
			 
			
			
				Anal Rejuvenation Is Making Works of Art Out of Our Butts
//https://www.vice.com/sv/article/gve84x/anal-rejuvenation-is-making-works-of-art-out-of-american-butts

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Goldstein said his private practice really started booming about five years ago, when patients started asking for more "lickable, playable" holes.
 :beurk:
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Harry"
Anal Rejuvenation Is Making Works of Art Out of Our Butts
//https://www.vice.com/sv/article/gve84x/anal-rejuvenation-is-making-works-of-art-out-of-american-butts

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Goldstein said his private practice really started booming about five years ago, when patients started asking for more "lickable, playable" holes.
 :beurk:
If a person won't lick it when it's ugly, what makes anyone think prettying it up is going to accomplish anything?
 ac_biggrin
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "JOE"
Is this because he is genuinely altruistic and cares about her?
This^^^
I am a man with much passion and caring to give.  If the only way I can put forth my good intention is through words, then that is all I can do.
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "JOE"
Why is S'Mel so preoccupied or concerned about Real Woman's bum hole?
Is this because he is genuinely altruistic and cares about her?
Or is he jes' sounding off cuz he wants to let off steam and is a frustrated man?
So many threads where S'Mel the Glove writes about this and his own chit.
Seems like a rather peculiar obsession from our S'Mel. 
Oh well.  :roll:
Stop talkin', Joe.
You're stretching out yer hoop.
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "JOE"
Is this because he is genuinely altruistic and cares about her?
This^^^
I am a man with much passion and caring to give.  If the only way I can put forth my good intention is through words, then that is all I can do.
Awww!  You care about me!
Now go wash the sand out of your vagina  ac_biggrin
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "RW"
Awww!  You care about me!
I care about everyone, even though most people piss me off...
			 
			
			
				You big softy.
			
			
			
				Quote from: "RW"
You big softy.
I am.
I make sacrifices that you wouldn't believe, to "accommodate" the world that has been forced upon me.
It hasn't always been easy, trust me...
Remember, I live and work in Greater Vancouver.  You get to spend your time in small town Whitesville.
			 
			
			
				I know Ace.  You're so hard done by.
			
			
			
				It's too bad that you didn't announce your visit to Langley when you visited your sister.
You were like three blocks from me.
I would have FUCKED THE LEFTY RIGHT OUT OF YOU!
And then, as a man of status, would have taken you to Spaghetti Factory.  Since I am a man of status.
			
			
			
				I'm coming back soon.
Gonna stalk me too?
			
			
			
				I don't stalk posters.
And to be honest, none of the women here are close to my league, so even in "real life" I wouldn't stalk you.
I could "pretend" stalk you, RW, if that turns your shit?  I always like to play around online!
			
			
			
				Thanks for the offer Ace but I'm enjoying drama free living.
			
			
			
				That is good to know, RW.
I will give you drama free living here online also.
Hey, I live close to Edmond's Battery, so if the scooter battery ever goes dead, I can get you a deal.  I've dealt with Edmond's in the past...
			
			
			
				Where's Edmond's battery?
			
			
			
				Quote from: "RW"
Where's Edmond's battery?
Under Edmond's hood.
Boom tish!!
			 
			
			
				You know where the original is.  They opened one up in Langley.
Don't try to quiz me...
			
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know where the original is.  They opened one up in Langley.
Don't try to quiz me...
I don't know where either is.
How about cool shit?  Anything good out there?
			 
			
			
				Edmonds Street?  In Burnaby?
Edmonds Battery?
			
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Edmonds Street?  In Burnaby?
Edmonds Battery?
Yeah but I don't know where on Edmonds it is.  I used to live down there.
			 
			
			
				It seemed to me that you have very little connection to here.
			
			
			
				Edmonds Battery, 20131 Industrial Ave, Langley
			
			
			
				RW is a Wop, that grew up in Burnaby.
Edmonds is kind of "on the other side" of town, even though Burnaby goes right down to the river...
RW would have most likely been raised around Hastings (am I wrong, RW?)  Answer me now!
 ac_razz  ac_razz  ac_razz  ac_razz
			
			
			
				I'm a south sloper - Champlain Heights, Metrotown, Main/41st, Edmonds and the Heights.
			
			
			
				Those areas now?  'Sloper' is right!
			
			
			
				You know shit about me Melanie.  
Just sayin'.
			
			
			
				I know enough to know that you have issues, and are lucky your husband tolerates them.
			
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I know enough to know that you have issues, and are lucky your husband tolerates them.
Well my issues aren't bad enough for me to be divorced so looks like I'm still one up on you.
			 
			
			
				I divorced her.  She made the decision to walk, so I initiated the divorce.
It was a decision she probably regrets.
She knows there will NEVER be another marriage.  She knows things will NEVER be the same.
She made a choice, which hurt me at the time, but she now knows that all actions have lasting repercussions.
			
			
			
				She thought she could find better...  All women do.
You have to understand why I can be choosy also...  I am in the upper 90% of desirability, as a man.  No, you won't understand that by my forum actions, but in "real life" I can actually demand a top quality woman also, and I know this.  She knows this.
			
			
			
				You are not in the 90% of desirability haha
			
			
			
				I actually am, RW.
I know many men, many women, and the relationships that they are in.  I am a realist, and I don't kid myself, or anyone else.
I may not be Brad Pitt, and I know I'm not, but I have enough qualities to top 90% of men.  Trust me...  I know how men can be, and how women can be also.
That's why I do not settle.  I don't have to.
			
			
			
				EVERY ex bitch that I have known, has at one time attempted to "re-connect"...
I don't do that, except with my current ex...  I am making a great exception for her.
I know it's hard to be single and alone, and I don't like it either, but I'd rather be single and alone rather than settling for someone beneath me.
And I do NOT do kids...  I refuse to have children, or enter into a relationship with any woman that has kids.  Nothing personal, it's just that I don't like kids.
And since all you women do nothing but pop out kids, I can assume you can understand the limited "pool" of availability that I must deal with.
			
			
			
				You aren't fooling anyone.
			
			
			
				I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything, RW, so therefor I'm not fooling.
It is what it is.
I wish these forums weren't so dead, but they are.
You used to be more fun, but you aren't.
			
			
			
				IKR!
I don't want to be such a twat but I'm not sure how to be my old self on the boards.  I'm more like it on my board but not here.  I don't think there's going back here.
			
			
			
				It's due to lack of posters...
			
			
			
				All web forum owners think they know better.  They do not.
Anytime you divide a group, you reduce postings by that square root.
This is why I was always against sub-forums.
Everyone wanted to spin off into their own forums, and if they couldn't, they demanded their own sub.
They got their fucking wish.  A dead forum.
			
			
			
				Yes I know.
			
			
			
				When I still had a little pull at DV, I finally had Vin get the forum back to what the original Snitz DV was...  ONE single board, on one single forum.
It worked surprisingly well, contrary to the cries of a few...
			
			
			
				I liked the one board.
			
			
			
				Anal sex is about dominance...
There is not much feeling on the penis after you pass the anus.
No walls that rub your penis.
			
			
			
				Quote from: "RW"
I liked the one board.
Mimi didn't.  She was the one that fought for the second board, and got it.
I did not agree with that direction, and at the end it reverted back to my ideals (Mimi was pissed)...
The board had NEVER been busier, or more entertaining, as it was once everything was amalgamated!
			 
			
			
				Ah well.
			
			
			
				Too many people that think they know better, don't.
You are no different, RW.
EVERYONE wants to be boss, and thinks they know better.
I have learned to not give a fuck anymore.  Everyone can now enjoy dead forums!
			
			
			
				I think it's fine having the Global Supremacism stuff in a separate sub.
It makes it easier to ignore that shit.
			
			
			
				Quote from: "Harry"
I think it's fine having the Global Supremacism stuff in a separate sub.
It makes it easier to ignore that shit.
Maybe I want to ignore your shit also, and have you post in your own new sub...
			 
			
			
				Not sure that running Joe out of town was the best thing for the forum either.  Some may have thought him to be a PITA, but he livened things up a little.
			
			
			
				Quote from: "Harry"
Not sure that running Joe out of town was the best thing for the forum either.  Some may have thought him to be a PITA, but he livened things up a little.
You will learn that the masses here have no clue about sensibility.
It is what happens when people are left to do what they do...  They form cliques, want subforums, want posters banned that have really broken no rules...
I have seen this time and time again.
Joe is harmless.  He doesn't break any rules.  Never has.  And yes, he will get run out by some.
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Harry"
Not sure that running Joe out of town was the best thing for the forum either.  Some may have thought him to be a PITA, but he livened things up a little.
You will learn that the masses here have no clue about sensibility.
It is what happens when people are left to do what they do...  They form cliques, want subforums, want posters banned that have really broken no rules...
I have seen this time and time again.
Joe is harmless.  He doesn't break any rules.  Never has.  And yes, he will get run out by some.
I agree 100%.
			 
			
			
				Then again, I have really no issues with Kiebers, as he isn't fucking around with things too much.
Realistically, any changes to format or platform would be implemented by Fash.
			
			
			
				What's RW's forum?
			
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Then again, I have really no issues with Kiebers, as he isn't fucking around with things too much.
Realistically, any changes to format or platform would be implemented by Fash.
Well, I'm new here, so it's not for me to make any judgments.
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Harry"
What's RW's forum?
You know what the funny thing is?
I've been posting alongside her for well over 10 years, and when I asked her for the addy, she will not share....
So, your guess is as good as mine!
She likes you though, so I'm sure if you PM her, she'll share the link!
Just be prepared for a snoozefest!
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Harry"
What's RW's forum?
You know what the funny thing is?
I've been posting alongside her for well over 10 years, and when I asked her for the addy, she will not share....
So, your guess is as good as mine!
She likes you though, so I'm sure if you PM her, she'll share the link!
Just be prepared for a snoozefest!
Well, funny you should say that, because I only asked you because she wouldn't tell me.   :laugh3: 
I won't say why, because it was in a PM.  RW can share if she wants.
			 
			
			
				I know her better than she knows herself.
			
			
			
				She doesn't want "bad people" to shit up her precious forum, which is most likely dead.
			
			
			
				I'm sorry.  I don't poach.
And Mel, you didn't ask me.
			
			
			
				It seems that most of the people here post on multiple forums anyway, so poaching isn't really an issue.
			
			
			
				Quote from: "Harry"
It seems that most of the people here post on multiple forums anyway, so poaching isn't really an issue.
You are dealing with people here that, well, you know...
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "RW"
And Mel, you didn't ask me.
I did!  About three times!
I guess you figured drunken Mel would just 'forget' he asked!
Not so, toots!
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Harry"
Not sure that running Joe out of town was the best thing for the forum either.  Some may have thought him to be a PITA, but he livened things up a little.
You will learn that the masses here have no clue about sensibility.
It is what happens when people are left to do what they do...  They form cliques, want subforums, want posters banned that have really broken no rules...
I have seen this time and time again.
Joe is harmless.  He doesn't break any rules.  Never has.  And yes, he will get run out by some.
But you also know J0E, no one ran him off. You have seen him take multiple breaks over the years.
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Harry"
Not sure that running Joe out of town was the best thing for the forum either.  Some may have thought him to be a PITA, but he livened things up a little.
He is not run out of town. He will be back. He has made at least 9 threads about taking a break from forums at the other place. He always comes back.
			 
			
			
				I seen RW forum and she has a bunch of fucken mindas there.
Then she says come on over like no invite and come on over.
No wonder ya twisted Stephens mind irreversibly .
Ya anal size whore.;)
			
			
			
				Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Harry"
Not sure that running Joe out of town was the best thing for the forum either.  Some may have thought him to be a PITA, but he livened things up a little.
He is not run out of town. He will be back. He has made at least 9 threads about taking a break from forums at the other place. He always comes back.
Trolls like Joe never leave
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "RW"
And Mel, you didn't ask me.
I did!  About three times!
I guess you figured drunken Mel would just 'forget' he asked!
Not so, toots!
No you didn't.
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Angry White Male"
EVERY ex bitch that I have known, has at one time attempted to "re-connect"...
I don't do that, except with my current ex...  I am making a great exception for her.
I know it's hard to be single and alone, and I don't like it either, but I'd rather be single and alone rather than settling for someone beneath me.
And I do NOT do kids...  I refuse to have children, or enter into a relationship with any woman that has kids.  Nothing personal, it's just that I don't like kids.
And since all you women do nothing but pop out kids, I can assume you can understand the limited "pool" of availability that I must deal with.
This happened like what...50 years ago...and you're still talking about it.  I would say you are obsessed with the ex wife and too lame to move on.  Drunk Ness haunts your nights and you have zero control with issues in your life.  Alcohol will do that.  There is no denying it.
As for the kid situation, it's everyone's choice if they want to raise kids or not....it's not an easy job but it does have its rewards.  Be careful saying you don't like kids....ask yourself again when you are 50-60 years old....when people you know are watching their own children graduate, have children and celebrate the circle of life while you have no one.  Your opinion may change.  Too late by then as you sit in your one bedroom apartment that is death silent all alone in your drunken misery as you post about your ex wif online and watch documentaries about dirt in your diaper.
			 
			
			
				Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
EVERY ex bitch that I have known, has at one time attempted to "re-connect"...
I don't do that, except with my current ex...  I am making a great exception for her.
I know it's hard to be single and alone, and I don't like it either, but I'd rather be single and alone rather than settling for someone beneath me.
And I do NOT do kids...  I refuse to have children, or enter into a relationship with any woman that has kids.  Nothing personal, it's just that I don't like kids.
And since all you women do nothing but pop out kids, I can assume you can understand the limited "pool" of availability that I must deal with.
This happened like what...50 years ago...and you're still talking about it.  I would say you are obsessed with the ex wife and too lame to move on.  Drunk Ness haunts your nights and you have zero control with issues in your life.  Alcohol will do that.  There is no denying it.
As for the kid situation, it's everyone's choice if they want to raise kids or not....it's not an easy job but it does have its rewards.  Be careful saying you don't like kids....ask yourself again when you are 50-60 years old....when people you know are watching their own children graduate, have children and celebrate the circle of life while you have no one.  Your opinion may change.  Too late by then as you sit in your one bedroom apartment that is death silent all alone in your drunken misery as you post about your ex wif online and watch documentaries about dirt in your diaper.
You are right on the money about alcohol.