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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: JOE on September 11, 2017, 02:03:01 AM

Title: I met a fashion model today
Post by: JOE on September 11, 2017, 02:03:01 AM
...It was an interesting chat.



We got to talking about how social media is used to promote and influence the dissemination of fashion.



She isn't a famous famous Top Model, but she has a reasonable sized following on the Internet.



She informed me that she has done so through social media to promote herself and her personal brand.



Quite fascinating actually.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: RW on September 11, 2017, 02:23:36 AM
So you watched an episode of America's Next Top Model and talked to the tv?
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 11, 2017, 06:38:40 AM
roflmfao
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 11, 2017, 07:57:26 AM
I knew who posted the op without looking.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 11, 2017, 04:54:30 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"I knew who posted the op without looking.

You're cynical iron horse jockey.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Angry White Male on September 12, 2017, 02:22:38 AM
I could become a top fashion model.  Being blonde/blue, with a fit body, all I'd have to do is turn gay, and you'd then buy whatever I tell you to buy.



I would walk through town like I knew my shit, for photo ops of course, while looking like I may want to get my fudge packed in.



I'd have a cocky 'tude, and sell you my designer clothing that's made in a Bangladeshi sweatshop!
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 12, 2017, 03:08:55 AM
You are a blood shot eyed whiskey dick boozer that drives like a girl.



Maybe you could advertise mattress protectors.



Or vagisal.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2017, 03:42:01 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"You are a blood shot eyed whiskey dick boozer that drives like a girl.



Maybe you could advertise mattress protectors.



Or vagisal.

Mel's a wimp and so is Joe. Neither of them know what to do with their dicks.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 12, 2017, 10:16:26 AM
Both of them should bang some Asian pussy and compare the difference although for Joe theres nothing to compare.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2017, 05:14:19 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Both of them should bang some Asian pussy and compare the difference although for Joe theres nothing to compare.

I shouldn't laugh, but since JOE likes stoking the cross forum drama, I'll make an exception.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 13, 2017, 12:18:58 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"You are a blood shot eyed whiskey dick boozer that drives like a girl.



Maybe you could advertise mattress protectors.



Or vagisal.


 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: kiebers on September 13, 2017, 06:00:51 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Both of them should bang some Asian pussy and compare the difference although for Joe theres nothing to compare.

I shouldn't laugh, but since JOE likes stoking the cross forum drama, I'll make an exception.

 :laugh:

 :thumbup:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: JOE on September 13, 2017, 07:04:22 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"You are a blood shot eyed whiskey dick boozer that drives like a girl.



Maybe you could advertise mattress protectors.



Or vagisal.

Mel's a wimp and so is Joe. Neither of them know what to do with their dicks.


Hoimin, you remind me a lot of a friend of mine who also went to prison.



He spent 5 years behind bars in Texas for drug trafficking, where Kahbuzz lives.

(There's a lotta prisons in Texas, and a lotta prisoners there).



Everytime I see him, he seems a bit queer. He likes to brag that he's Don Juan.

But then I've even hear him say stuff like, "Y'know I'm not gay, really, I'm NOT!"

And he repeats it over and over again like a noise in his head that won't go away.

One of his main pastimes is watching films about prison, as if to relieve the Old Times.



Prison really messes with a guy's brain. It seems to have done a number on you, my friend - given your obsession with someone else's personal life the private parts of others.



You fulfill the old saying, "Enter prison straight, Leave Gay."



Oh well.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: RW on September 13, 2017, 07:08:13 AM
I had a friend who liked to post pics of dicks just to make people uncomfortable.  Now a man with a full head of hair like yourself wouldn't be offended by such manly displays of bravado, would you Joe?
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 13, 2017, 11:34:39 AM
Quote from: "JOE"...It was an interesting chat.



We got to talking about how social media is used to promote and influence the dissemination of fashion.



She isn't a famous famous Top Model, but she has a reasonable sized following on the Internet.



She informed me that she has done so through social media to promote herself and her personal brand.



Quite fascinating actually.


An "Instagram model".  Everyone is an IG model today.  Not many live in actual reality.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2017, 02:25:25 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"You are a blood shot eyed whiskey dick boozer that drives like a girl.



Maybe you could advertise mattress protectors.



Or vagisal.

Mel's a wimp and so is Joe. Neither of them know what to do with their dicks.


Hoimin, you remind me a lot of a friend of mine who also went to prison.



He spent 5 years behind bars in Texas for drug trafficking, where Kahbuzz lives.

(There's a lotta prisons in Texas, and a lotta prisoners there).



Everytime I see him, he seems a bit queer. He likes to brag that he's Don Juan.

But then I've even hear him say stuff like, "Y'know I'm not gay, really, I'm NOT!"

And he repeats it over and over again like a noise in his head that won't go away.

One of his main pastimes is watching films about prison, as if to relieve the Old Times.



Prison really messes with a guy's brain. It seems to have done a number on you, my friend - given your obsession with someone else's personal life the private parts of others.



You fulfill the old saying, "Enter prison straight, Leave Gay."



Oh well.

I thought you didn't know where Houston was before Harvey?



But, if prison is full of gay sex as you say it is, you should break the law and get yourself sentenced to some serious jail time. I hear you have never had success with the opposite sex, so maybe you'll do better with the same sex. It doesn't sound like you could possibly do any worse.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: JOE on September 13, 2017, 02:28:16 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "JOE"...It was an interesting chat.



We got to talking about how social media is used to promote and influence the dissemination of fashion.



She isn't a famous famous Top Model, but she has a reasonable sized following on the Internet.



She informed me that she has done so through social media to promote herself and her personal brand.



Quite fascinating actually.


An "Instagram model".  Everyone is an IG model today.  Not many live in actual reality.


Yeah, that's what she said. So you know about them types, eh Berry?



Social media has become the norm by which people promote themselves now.



And they get a following on other social media platforms like twitter and facebook.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 13, 2017, 03:56:55 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "JOE"...It was an interesting chat.



We got to talking about how social media is used to promote and influence the dissemination of fashion.



She isn't a famous famous Top Model, but she has a reasonable sized following on the Internet.



She informed me that she has done so through social media to promote herself and her personal brand.



Quite fascinating actually.


An "Instagram model".  Everyone is an IG model today.  Not many live in actual reality.


Yeah, that's what she said. So you know about them types, eh Berry?



Social media has become the norm by which people promote themselves now.



And they get a following on other social media platforms like twitter and facebook.


I dont personally know any.  But read and look on social media.  So many try doing this in hopes to get noticed or make it big.  



Many of these idiots are big dreamers and nothing more.  A lot of them are young and think they are the next bug model....just like how middle aged men keep talking about how they are going to win the lotto.  Not gonna happen.



Modelling is a very difficult job.  Its not just about looking pretty, you have to market yourself and have a brain.  No one wants to photograph an idiot.  Many dont understand this.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2017, 02:55:32 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"


But, if prison is full of gay sex as you say it is, you should break the law and get yourself sentenced to some serious jail time. I hear you have never had success with the opposite sex, so maybe you'll do better with the same sex. It doesn't sound like you could possibly do any worse.

Joe is a wuss. He'd be dead within a month if he had to do time.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: JOE on September 15, 2017, 12:44:26 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Joe is a wuss. He'd be dead within a month if he had to do time.


I dunno Hoimin.



I never did time in prison.



You tell me what it was like in thar, Bud.



You were in the slammer, not me.



Yer the expert on that one, Hoimin!
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2017, 03:49:34 AM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Joe is a wuss. He'd be dead within a month if he had to do time.


I dunno Hoimin.



I never did time in prison.



You tell me what it was like in thar, Bud.



You were in the slammer, not me.



Yer the expert on that one, Hoimin!

And apparently you're the expert on faggot sex. Hell knows you don't know jack about straight sex.



Do yourself a favour on your sabbatical and try and lose your cherry before you die. Better yet, do us a favour and make your sabbatical permanent.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 16, 2017, 09:25:46 AM
Joe even an Australian Aboriginal 90 year OLD would not suck the snotty end of your fuck stick.



Yeph even a fucken old boong wouldn't let you fuck yer encrusted cunt.



555555



Ya fucken bum......5
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2017, 08:22:08 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Joe even an Australian Aboriginal 90 year OLD would not suck the snotty end of your fuck stick.



Yeph even a fucken old boong wouldn't let you fuck yer encrusted cunt.



555555



Ya fucken bum......5

As I said to Herman, JOE might surprise both of you and have a lovely girlfriend..



It's unlikely, but it is possible.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 17, 2017, 01:02:39 AM
Yeah and you might turn into a fucken pixie and fly all the fucken way out here for Thanksgiving.



That's more believable than Joe getting a root.
Title: Re: I met a fashion model today
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2017, 06:54:07 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Yeah and you might turn into a fucken pixie and fly all the fucken way out here for Thanksgiving.



That's more believable than Joe getting a root.

You got that right brother.