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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Blazor on October 06, 2017, 03:11:42 PM

Title: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 06, 2017, 03:11:42 PM
Long ago, this man warned everyone of a coming flood, his name was Noah. He tried so hard to save people, but RW's great great great great great great great great great great grandma pointed at Noah and laughed, and said "Post a reputable source!", so everyone believed her and laughed at Noah too. He still tried to tell them, but since this was pre-internet days, he did not have a reputable source of proof, just his word and what he knew.



Of course the day came, and it started to rain, and the waters got higher. Everyone started banging on the door of the boat saying "let us in! Let us in!", but it was too late. The time of warning had came and passed.



RW's ancestor was not having it, and being the tough and stubborn woman that she was, she proclaimed "I need no man to save me!". She then slung a bag of Elderberries across her shoulder and hopped on a Cyprus log with a willingness to survive.



The Elderberries and seawater riddled her brain when she finally found land again, but she never forgot to teach her children and her grand children "always demand a reputable source!".



If only everyone woulda listened to Noah, and not RW's ancestor, so many millions of lives could of been saved  :sad:





 :roll:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2017, 03:34:10 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 06, 2017, 03:59:20 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista":laugh:


I meant to do this thread last night but got caught up in my bear attack story  :laugh:



The part I find the most funny is the "slung a bag of elderberries over her shoulder and hopped on a Cyprus log".



The moral of the story is, its getting harder to find "reputable" sources, and just cause something sounds crazy, doesnt mean its not true  ac_drinks
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2017, 04:06:36 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista":laugh:


I meant to do this thread last night but got caught up in my bear attack story  :laugh:



The part I find the most funny is the "slung a bag of elderberries over her shoulder and hopped on a Cyprus log".



The moral of the story is, its getting harder to find "reputable" sources, and just cause something sounds crazy, doesnt mean its not true  ac_drinks

It's a comical thread Blazor.

 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2017, 06:17:18 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista":laugh:


I meant to do this thread last night but got caught up in my bear attack story  :laugh:



The part I find the most funny is the "slung a bag of elderberries over her shoulder and hopped on a Cyprus log".



The moral of the story is, its getting harder to find "reputable" sources, and just cause something sounds crazy, doesnt mean its not true  ac_drinks

We get it Blaze.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 06, 2017, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
We get it Blaze.


95% of the board does. You didnt see me say Shen Li's ancestor slung a bag of rice over her shoulder and hopped on a Bonsai tree did ya  :roll:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 06, 2017, 07:52:44 PM
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Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 06, 2017, 07:53:40 PM
WTF, a Kim Kardashian pool float  :laugh:



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Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2017, 08:05:39 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
We get it Blaze.


95% of the board does. You didnt see me say Shen Li's ancestor slung a bag of rice over her shoulder and hopped on a Bonsai tree did ya  :roll:

The moral of the story wouldn't work with Shen Li.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 06, 2017, 08:09:54 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
The moral of the story wouldn't work with Shen Li.


Shen Li is in the know, she is one of my e-warrior sisters  :laugh:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2017, 08:25:51 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
The moral of the story wouldn't work with Shen Li.


Shen Li is in the know, she is one of my e-warrior sisters  :laugh:

Everybody loves The Iron Chink, especially my ASS!!
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 06, 2017, 11:55:33 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"especially my ASS!!


Pics or it didnt happen  :laugh:



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Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2017, 12:05:29 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Shen Li"especially my ASS!!


Pics or it didnt happen  :laugh:



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She's posted pictures of her posterior before..



Please, don't encourage her.

 :beurk:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 07, 2017, 12:29:44 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She's posted pictures of her posterior before..



Please, don't encourage her.

 :beurk:


 :laugh:



I've yet to run across them lol.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: cc on October 07, 2017, 12:55:24 AM
QuoteYou didnt see me say Shen Li's ancestor slung a bag of rice over her shoulder and hopped on a Bonsai tree did ya

OK. Good that yer not tellin, but how did you find that secret out?
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2017, 11:08:53 AM
Quote from: "cc"
QuoteYou didnt see me say Shen Li's ancestor slung a bag of rice over her shoulder and hopped on a Bonsai tree did ya

OK. Good that yer not tellin, but how did you find that secret out?

Priscilla told him.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 07, 2017, 06:06:43 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "cc"
QuoteYou didnt see me say Shen Li's ancestor slung a bag of rice over her shoulder and hopped on a Bonsai tree did ya

OK. Good that yer not tellin, but how did you find that secret out?

Priscilla told him.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



I also realized I said Moses in the original post, it was suppose to be Noah lol.





Well it was written in Ancient Chinese scripture, of the tale of the Dragon Lady of the Sea. Legend has it, that she believed what Noah was saying, but she didnt wanna ride in the same boat as the white people. Thus the hopping on the bonsai tree when the waters got up. After the initial bonsai tree, she managed to make some rope from the tree and she lassoed a shark. She rode that shark while standing and eerily reminded one of a female David Hasslehoff, while proclaiming "I am Han Chinese! Onward shark boy, you are my bitch now!". Eventually she found land, and after making a fire, she ate shark boy along with some of her rice. The shark meat and rice lasted her a good while, but there was no more meat left since Noah had it all on his boat. This made Shen's ancestor miserable, for she knew the only way she would be able to feast again, was if she saved the white people. She toiled with the idea for days, but the hunger cramps kicked in. Becoming very hangry, her mind was made up, and she sent a dove with an olive branch to Noah, thus saving the animals that she didnt eat right away, and the white people that she despised. After a while, she realized what she must do, and became the Dragon Lady of the sea once again til she came to China and begat many children that were non white, living happily ever after til the end of her days.



 :laugh:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 09:53:32 AM
^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 01:19:20 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 06:52:39 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 06:55:37 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:

If Shen Li can handle a version of that story, so can RW.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 06:58:17 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:

If Shen Li can handle a version of that story, so can RW.


Speaking of which, I dont think Shen has seen her story yet either lol. She prolly busy with the holidays  ac_smile
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:00:10 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:

If Shen Li can handle a version of that story, so can RW.


Speaking of which, I dont think Shen has seen her story yet either lol. She prolly busy with the holidays  ac_smile

She wasn't too busy to lose it on Mel last night.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She wasn't too busy to lose it on Mel last night.


I forgot I seen that earlier today when I was catching up!  :laugh:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:06:37 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She wasn't too busy to lose it on Mel last night.


I forgot I seen that earlier today when I was catching up!  :laugh:

She has an outburst every once in a while..



I noticed you haven't been on the receiving end of one of her emotionally charged tantrums yet.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:15:05 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She has an outburst every once in a while..



I noticed you haven't been on the receiving end of one of her emotionally charged tantrums yet.


I've noticed lol.



Nah, she my e-warrior sister  :laugh:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:17:20 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She has an outburst every once in a while..



I noticed you haven't been on the receiving end of one of her emotionally charged tantrums yet.


I've noticed lol.



Nah, she my e-warrior sister  :laugh:

She must like you or you are due for an outburst.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 07:20:02 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:

I honestly didn't really read it and I don't really intend to.



No offense.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:27:02 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She must like you or you are due for an outburst.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



I am the Blaze, we make worthy adversaries, not enemies  ac_smile
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: "RW"
I honestly didn't really read it and I don't really intend to.



No offense.


Booooooooooooooo!!!!  ac_razz



Party Pooper!
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:41:56 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She has an outburst every once in a while..



I noticed you haven't been on the receiving end of one of her emotionally charged tantrums yet.


I've noticed lol.



Nah, she my e-warrior sister  :laugh:

She must like you or you are due for an outburst.

 :laugh:

I don't have outbursts.  I'm sweeter than fucking sugar.
Title: Re: RW's ancestors killed millions
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She has an outburst every once in a while..



I noticed you haven't been on the receiving end of one of her emotionally charged tantrums yet.


I've noticed lol.



Nah, she my e-warrior sister  :laugh:

She must like you or you are due for an outburst.

 :laugh:

I don't have outbursts.  I'm sweeter than fucking sugar.

If you say so.
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