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Title: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 06, 2017, 04:16:58 PM
.... never happened!  ac_toofunny



She built up to this crescendo that we'd meet, then she kept pushin' the meeting later and later into the day...



...Until....She Bailed!



That Real Woman, I tell ya.



A regular Fraidy Cat....



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Why....She's even afraid of her own shadow!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: kiebers on October 06, 2017, 04:32:58 PM
ac_toofunny  ac_toofunny  ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  :MG_216:  :MG_216:  :MG_216:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 06, 2017, 05:06:56 PM
I have family obligations Joe.  



I tried...
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 06, 2017, 05:09:19 PM
Quote from: "RW"I have family obligations Joe.  



I tried...


....yeah rite!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 06, 2017, 09:16:44 PM
:beurk:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Berry Sweet on October 07, 2017, 03:00:21 PM
We you really going to meet Joe?
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2017, 03:04:51 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"We you really going to meet Joe?

Trolls like Joe won't meet anyone.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 07, 2017, 03:53:54 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"We you really going to meet Joe?


Yup, I sure was.



Maybe what she needed was a two or hreesome to accompany her.



Perhaps you could have tagged along,  Ber so she could get er bravery up.



Cc could have come too!



Oh well! Never happened!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: realgrimm on October 07, 2017, 04:00:10 PM
Typical RW FAKERY
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: realgrimm on October 07, 2017, 04:01:32 PM
Did you have reliable references Joe? You know "expert" character witnesses
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 07, 2017, 04:22:38 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"Did you have reliable references Joe? You know "expert" character witnesses

 Well grim, a whole pile of pm messages



But I don't think I'm supposed to post them here.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 07, 2017, 04:25:15 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"Typical RW FAKERY


I think in general most women are cowards.



They'll never meet a guy one on one and if they do, they need 10 other women or their 300 lb bodyguard boyfriend to accompany them. Oh well!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 07, 2017, 04:32:28 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"ac_toofunny  ac_toofunny  ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  :MG_216:  :MG_216:  :MG_216:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:


Fer all our disagreements, mah buddih Kahbuzz woulnd'ta been unwillin' ta meet mae.



Hae's a regula' fella!



Texans shore a lot frenlier than the people hea'.



I kin tawk ta Texans in Vancouva', but nevah the payple hea'!



Come ta Canada, an' way'll go foh a bea' sometahm, K!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Wazzzup on October 07, 2017, 06:33:04 PM
wow joe and RW on the verge of a romantic affair.  I never saw that coming



Its right out of the KAM "you couldn't make that shit up" file.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Aryan on October 07, 2017, 06:41:00 PM
I wouldn't take her refusal to meet as a rejection Joe, I'm told the cafe you arranged to meet at doesn't have mobility scooter access.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Berry Sweet on October 07, 2017, 06:46:12 PM
I cant see RW meeting up with you Joe.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 07, 2017, 07:47:06 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I wouldn't take her refusal to meet as a rejection Joe, I'm told the cafe you arranged to meet at doesn't have mobility scooter access.


I don't.



I just thought this whole episode was hilarious.



I called her bluff.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 07, 2017, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I cant see RW meeting up with you Joe.


No, I can't either, Berr.



The day Real Woman met a Real Man, she'd freak go inta cardiac arrest.



Like what if she met a guy like this:







or got manhandled like this:







...the poor gal'd have a heart attack, I'm sure.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 07, 2017, 09:02:19 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"We you really going to meet Joe?


There is no way RW will meet with him, Berry.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 07, 2017, 09:04:39 PM
Quote from: "Wazzzup"wow joe and RW on the verge of a romantic affair.  I never saw that coming



Its right out of the KAM "you couldn't make that shit up" file.


With all due respect, Wazz, and in defense of RW, there will never be a romantic affair between them.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Wazzzup on October 07, 2017, 09:19:29 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "Wazzzup"wow joe and RW on the verge of a romantic affair.  I never saw that coming



Its right out of the KAM "you couldn't make that shit up" file.


With all due respect, Wazz, and in defense of RW, there will never be a romantic affair between them.


I'm just joking.  I knew it wasn't really going to be a full out affair, it was just a booty call :wink:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: kiebers on October 07, 2017, 10:54:57 PM
For a minute there I thought this was a Mel thread.....Wonder if J0E and Mel are alts of each other. Hmmmmmm
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Berry Sweet on October 07, 2017, 11:47:44 PM
:pop:
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I cant see RW meeting up with you Joe.


No, I can't either, Berr.



The day Real Woman met a Real Man, she'd freak go inta cardiac arrest.



Like what if she met a guy like this:







or got manhandled like this:







...the poor gal'd have a heart attack, I'm sure.

*sigh*....Joe...I actually believe you want some action from RW.  I believe you are lonely.  You gotta put your fearz aside and start living your life.  Who cares what other people are doing...pretty much all the time with you....focus on your own life...
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 08, 2017, 12:02:46 PM
:roll:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 08, 2017, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"We you really going to meet Joe?

Trolls like Joe won't meet anyone.

I think JOE would have been terrified if RW had've been available to meet him for coffee.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 08, 2017, 07:07:40 PM
No way he would have shown up.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 08, 2017, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: "RW"No way he would have shown up.

We know.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Berry Sweet on October 08, 2017, 09:54:49 PM
There is this old limo I see parked on the road...I drive past it everyday and it reminds me of Joe.



This is what it looks like:





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I can only imagine a hard core night out!  Bring your own 8-tracks!!!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 08, 2017, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"There is this old limo I see parked on the road...I drive past it everyday and it reminds me of Joe.



This is what it looks like:





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I can only imagine a hard core night out!  Bring your own 8-tracks!!!

JOE has never had a job driving a limo..



He made it up.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Berry Sweet on October 08, 2017, 10:01:56 PM
Oh I know Fashy.  A lot of them make up stories.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 08, 2017, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Oh I know Fashy.  A lot of them make up stories.

And some do it more than others.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Berry Sweet on October 08, 2017, 10:09:27 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Oh I know Fashy.  A lot of them make up stories.

And some do it more than others.


Of course.  I believe a lot of them are very miserable guys.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 08, 2017, 10:16:35 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Oh I know Fashy.  A lot of them make up stories.

And some do it more than others.


Of course.  I believe a lot of them are very miserable guys.

Odinson is another one like JOE..



He forgets his fake stories in the same post..



Of course, he's an alcoholic though.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 08, 2017, 11:59:15 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Oh I know Fashy.  A lot of them make up stories.

And some do it more than others.


Of course.  I believe a lot of them are very miserable guys.

I know one who is for sure. :crazy:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 12:06:02 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Oh I know Fashy.  A lot of them make up stories.

And some do it more than others.


Of course.  I believe a lot of them are very miserable guys.

I know one who is for sure. :crazy:

I haven't a clue who you mean.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 01:21:27 AM
RW spends a lot of time with her sister here in Langley, who happens to live in my area, meaning she's just a few blocks away.



RW seems to spend an odd amount of time here, which leads me to believe that her husband asked her to leave (cannot blame the poor guy).



RW will NOT meet anyone from here.  I attempted to meet RW the last time she was down, to show her how a real man treats a woman, but she will not.



I believe RW has health issues, and as such does not want to personally meet anyone.



Then again, that fat fucker Orik had no problem meeting me.  Fat bastard even bought me a subway sandwich.  RIP Orik.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 01:51:52 AM
^DV has been gone for seven and a half years and he's still babbling about posters from that forum.



You're fucking pathetic Mel.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 02:00:53 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"^VF has been gone for seven and a half years and he's still babbling about the posters from that forum.



You're fucking pathetic Mel.

Sorry, Chum Li...



YOU are the pathetic one here.



The fact that I mentioned meeting Orik, regarding a post meeting RW, hardly qualifies about "babbling from that forum."



Go to bed, you dumb Chink.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 02:06:59 AM
^DV, evs, mimi, I'm banned for no reason.



You must get picked on lot by real men you pathetic little homo.



Do everyone a solid and die already.  Nobody likes and nobody will miss you.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 02:09:40 AM
Fat Nigger loving chink is drunk and unhappy...



Maybe find a new Nigger, Chum Li?
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 02:10:19 AM
Make sure to pop out a few more kids with the new Nigger, right?
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 02:12:17 AM
^DIE YOU SHORT, SKINNY, UGLY, EFFEMINATE CRYBABY.





DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 02:14:09 AM
And people wonder why Canadian immigration policy is questioned...
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 03:05:35 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"RW spends a lot of time with her sister here in Langley, who happens to live in my area, meaning she's just a few blocks away.



RW seems to spend an odd amount of time here, which leads me to believe that her husband asked her to leave (cannot blame the poor guy).



RW will NOT meet anyone from here.  I attempted to meet RW the last time she was down, to show her how a real man treats a woman, but she will not.



I believe RW has health issues, and as such does not want to personally meet anyone.



Then again, that fat fucker Orik had no problem meeting me.  Fat bastard even bought me a subway sandwich.  RIP Orik.


Well she shore is a frightened one, ifya know what I mean, eh S'Mel?!?



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I jes' asked our Real Woman if she wanted to go for coffee in a respectable establishment so we could meet in the open...and she bailed at the last minute, dude!



What she afraid of? Ta say hello? Smile, Shake hands, how are ya?



Then after 1/2 hour, go home, bugger off, whatever.



We've become an antisocial society since the advent of the Internet, I'm afraid.



I glad I knew the world before computers and the Internet came along.



It was a much more trusting, inviting and open place.



I remember in the good ole days, if you asked anyone to go for coffee or a beer, they usually agreed.



there was no Internet, computer to hide behind, no fake persona or multiple handles.



I think computers have made it all too easy to hide from others.



...Oh well!  :laugh:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 03:15:00 AM
Yes, now why am I not clamouring to meet you amazing guys?!



Hahaha!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 03:20:42 AM
Joe, RW is a crippled clown.



It is what it is.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 03:28:10 AM
You got me Ace.



LOL!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 03:29:43 AM
acc_hugz
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 03:35:15 AM
Don't be thinking you're right asshole because, as usual, you aren't.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 03:37:25 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Joe, RW is a crippled clown.



It is what it is.


...oh the poor thing!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 03:42:29 AM
Quote from: "JOE"


...oh the poor thing!

I try to show her some tenderness, but I get this in return.



Maybe we can watch some S Club 7, or Simon & Simon...  but NO!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 03:54:58 AM
I need a bath now.



Thanks assholes!



Haha
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 09, 2017, 04:05:03 AM
Quote from: "RW"I need a bath now.

You cannot wash my stink off...



It is on you forever.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: kiebers on October 09, 2017, 07:03:54 AM
If I asked, I know she would meet me if I were in Vancouver.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 09, 2017, 09:49:38 AM
Well, kiebers, the difference between you and joe isn't only night and day. It is more like earth and black hole. Ahahaha.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 11:29:41 AM
Quote from: "kiebers"If I asked, I know she would meet me if I were in Vancouver.


If mah buddah Kahbuzz came ta Vancouvah, he welcome anih  tahm!



ah give ya a rahd in ma stretch limo, K!



Bring Renn too! Wha theas Enuff room fah all Uv yuz!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Wazzzup on October 09, 2017, 01:10:48 PM
I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 01:13:54 PM
Quote from: "Wazzzup"I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"

Probably.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: kiebers on October 09, 2017, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: "Wazzzup"I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"

 :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:11:07 PM
Quote from: "Wazzzup"I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"




Lol!



Nah, Lump.



It'd be more like this:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 09, 2017, 02:13:07 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Wazzzup"I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"

 :laugh:  :laugh:

 :laugh3:  :laugh3:  :laugh3:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 02:25:41 PM
Oh Jesus!  LOL!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:31:34 PM
Quote from: "RW"Oh Jesus!  LOL!


Yah, but you chickened out, dude.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: kiebers on October 09, 2017, 02:33:29 PM
RW's avatar would come into play somewhere during the meeting I'm sure....LOL That's what would happen to that full head of hair. She would steak slap the hair right out of his head/wig.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 09, 2017, 02:42:17 PM
I laughed and coffee came out of my nose.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:44:01 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"RW's avatar would come into play somewhere during the meeting I'm sure....LOL That's what would happen to that full head of hair. She would steak slap the hair right out of his head/wig.


lol!



'Steak slap'...now that souns like a real Texan expression, K!



If I visit Texas I'm gonna call Kahbuzz up so we kin head down to a roadkill cafe, K!



I'd like to get a taste of possum burger or skunk meat.



Do they have armadillos too, K?
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: kiebers on October 09, 2017, 02:48:45 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "kiebers"RW's avatar would come into play somewhere during the meeting I'm sure....LOL That's what would happen to that full head of hair. She would steak slap the hair right out of his head/wig.


lol!



'Steak slap'...now that souns like a real Texan expression, K!



If I visit Texas I'm gonna call Kahbuzz up so we kin head down to a roadkill cafe, K!



I'd like to get a taste of possum burger or skunk meat.



Do they have armadillos too, K?

If you came to Texas J0E, I would find you everything to taste. I am sure it can be found.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:54:56 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "kiebers"RW's avatar would come into play somewhere during the meeting I'm sure....LOL That's what would happen to that full head of hair. She would steak slap the hair right out of his head/wig.


lol!



'Steak slap'...now that souns like a real Texan expression, K!



If I visit Texas I'm gonna call Kahbuzz up so we kin head down to a roadkill cafe, K!



I'd like to get a taste of possum burger or skunk meat.



Do they have armadillos too, K?

If you came to Texas J0E, I would find you everything to taste. I am sure it can be found.


See Kahbuzz?



Yer the only unafraid non neurotic non paranoid person in this forum who wouldn't be unwilling to meet me.



Tell ya the truth k, Canadians are often an unfriendly cold lot. What i did like about Americans is they were at least willing to meet a person in public. Yknow Canadians have so little to fear but they are the among the most unfriendly paranoid people in the world.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 03:29:13 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "kiebers"RW's avatar would come into play somewhere during the meeting I'm sure....LOL That's what would happen to that full head of hair. She would steak slap the hair right out of his head/wig.


lol!



'Steak slap'...now that souns like a real Texan expression, K!



If I visit Texas I'm gonna call Kahbuzz up so we kin head down to a roadkill cafe, K!



I'd like to get a taste of possum burger or skunk meat.



Do they have armadillos too, K?

If you came to Texas J0E, I would find you everything to taste. I am sure it can be found.

The only thing that would be missing is JOE himself.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 03:59:52 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"RW's avatar would come into play somewhere during the meeting I'm sure....LOL That's what would happen to that full head of hair. She would steak slap the hair right out of his head/wig.

LOL!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 04:00:10 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "RW"Oh Jesus!  LOL!


Yah, but you chickened out, dude.

I didn't chicken out.  I was unavailable.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: realgrimm on October 09, 2017, 04:46:34 PM
poor Joe went home with blueballs
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 04:48:38 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"poor Joe went home with blueballs

He's used to that.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: "JOE"


If I visit Texas I'm gonna call kiebers up so we kin head down to a roadkill cafe, K!




I have this poster hanging in my kitchen  :roll:



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Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:19:40 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "JOE"


If I visit Texas I'm gonna call kiebers up so we kin head down to a roadkill cafe, K!




I have this poster hanging in my kitchen  :roll:



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 :laugh:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
 :laugh:


I always liked the names "Awesome Possum" "Poodles N Noodles" and "Whippoorwill on a Grill"
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 09, 2017, 08:23:35 PM
Don't offer RW the Rack of Raccoon. Haha!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 08:41:12 PM
I've tried all the items on Canine Cuisine.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 09:48:05 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "RW"Oh Jesus!  LOL!


Yah, but you chickened out, dude.

I didn't chicken out.  I was unavailable.


Correction: you challenged me to meet you, I accepted the challenge.



I offered a suitable time and venue at optional locations.



You accepted it for Friday and then you chose to back out at the last minute.



You were afraid to meet and I was not.



Our threads will verify my account.



At least be truthful, RW.



You bailed.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 10:09:41 PM
Quote from: "JOE"


At least be truthful, RW.



You bailed.


You need that Harry guy that was on here to vouch for ya man, she only goes by "reliable sources"  :winking:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 10:13:46 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "JOE"


At least be truthful, RW.



You bailed.


You need that Harry guy that was on here to vouch for ya man, she only goes by "reliable sources"  :winking:

 :MG_216:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "JOE"


At least be truthful, RW.



You bailed.


You need that Harry guy that was on here to vouch for ya man, she only goes by "reliable sources"  :winking:

 :MG_216:


She bailed after she challenged me to meet her.



I accepted the challenge.  I made the commitment to the challenge she had initially proposed.



At first, RW seemed interested and mentioned last Friday as a possible meeting time..



However, on that day, RW backed down and didn't want to show up.



Simple as that.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 10:25:08 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "JOE"


At least be truthful, RW.



You bailed.


You need that Harry guy that was on here to vouch for ya man, she only goes by "reliable sources"  :winking:

You are on a roll Blazor.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 10:30:09 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
You are on a roll Blazor.


Looks like my name is Butter then!  :roll:



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Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 10:31:16 PM
I thought this was funny lol...





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Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 10:32:28 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "JOE"


At least be truthful, RW.



You bailed.


You need that Harry guy that was on here to vouch for ya man, she only goes by "reliable sources"  :winking:

You are on a roll Blazor.


except that you choose to ignore the facts.



I didn't back away from the challenge. I accepted it. It's just that the individual who made the challenge backed down.



Simple as that.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 10:32:59 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
You are on a roll Blazor.


Looks like my name is Butter then!  :roll:



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Purrfect  :thumbup:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 10:36:06 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
except that you choose to ignore the facts.



I didn't back away from the challenge. I accepted it. It's just that the individual who made the challenge backed down.



Simple as that.


Maybe....



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Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 10:38:43 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Purrfect  :thumbup:




Almost time for bed meow. So I'll be kitten all over again tomorrow  :laugh:
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 10:40:28 PM
Joe and RW?  :laugh:





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Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 10:45:34 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Joe and RW?  :laugh:





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I guess Herman was right about Joe. He is a sixty year old virgin.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 10:59:54 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
I guess Herman was right about Joe. He is a sixty year old virgin.


And I suppose we could call you...the fifty year old recovering alcoholic?



You must have a lot to compensate for my friend.



Having needed the bottle as a crutch to get by in life.



Personally, I have no substance addictions whatsoever.



Drink when I want, smoke when I want, toke when I want, and quit whenever I want.



You, Herman and Mel...



...Oh well!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 11:08:47 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
I guess Herman was right about Joe. He is a sixty year old virgin.


And I suppose we could call you...the fifty year old recovering alcoholic?



You must have a lot to compensate for my friend.



Having beeded the bottle as a crutch to get by in life.



Personally, I have no substance addictions whatsoever.



Drink when I want, smoke when I want, toke when I want, and quit whenever I want.



You, Herman and Mel...



...Oh well!

I'm forty eight actually and I'm not a virgin.



You do everything you want except have sex with a woman. Maybe you don't want it because you are scared or can't get an erection. Maybe you are gay, I don't know. But you are not getting laid by a woman.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2017, 12:04:36 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"I'm forty eight actually and I'm not a virgin.



You do everything you want except have sex with a woman. Maybe you don't want it because you are scared or can't get an erection. Maybe you are gay, I don't know. But you are not getting laid by a woman.

There's nothing wrong with JOE being a virgin..



I'll admit I'm surprised an older, secular man is still a virgin..



Good work JOE, you have a lot of restraint.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2017, 12:20:28 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"I'm forty eight actually and I'm not a virgin.



You do everything you want except have sex with a woman. Maybe you don't want it because you are scared or can't get an erection. Maybe you are gay, I don't know. But you are not getting laid by a woman.

There's nothing wrong with JOE being a virgin..



I'll admit I'm surprised an older, secular man is still a virgin..



Good work JOE, you have a lot of restraint.

He had no choice in the matter about being a sixty year old virgin. That decision was made for him by the entire female gender.
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Angry White Male on October 10, 2017, 01:00:41 AM
Quote from: "JOE"You, Herman and Mel...

Easy, Joe...



I am successful and happy in life, with my terrible addictions!
Title: Re: My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2017, 08:59:42 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "JOE"You, Herman and Mel...

Easy, Joe...



I am successful and happy in life, with my terrible addictions!

You are the most unhappy person I've ever seen on this board.
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