Title: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 11:21:58 AM
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 11:21:58 AM
.....much of it I collected during my days as a limousine driver.
People who would buy tons of alcohol and then leave it in the back at the end of the night.
Apart from the odd beer or glass of wine, I don't drink much.
Truth is, I don't like to drink much at all.
So it just sits in the fridge as I collect more of them.
Oh well, it was an easy way to create a minibar.
Good for when guests come over.
It must be an alcoholic's dream, eh....ta see a fridge full of unopened alchohol.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 11:28:13 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 11:28:13 AM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: realgrimm on October 09, 2017, 11:44:46 AM
Post by: realgrimm on October 09, 2017, 11:44:46 AM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 11:51:36 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 11:51:36 AM
when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..Quote from: "realgrimm"
The difference being that you actually were employed in that job..
JOE has never been a limo driver.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 12:10:41 PM
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 12:10:41 PM
when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..Quote from: "realgrimm"
I would've liked your job!
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 12:13:09 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 12:13:09 PM
when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..Quote from: "realgrimm"
I would've liked your job!ac_smile
If you can make up a limo driving job, what's to stop you from pretending to work security in a nude club?
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 12:15:54 PM
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 12:15:54 PM
when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..Quote from: "realgrimm"
I would've liked your job!ac_smile
If you can make up a limo driving job, what's to stop you from pretending to work security in a nude club?
Have you ever been to a strip club, fashionista?
Did your husband at least get to go on his stag night?
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: cc on October 09, 2017, 12:16:34 PM
Post by: cc on October 09, 2017, 12:16:34 PM
If you can make up a limo driving job, what's to stop you from pretending to work security in a nude club?Quote from: "Fashionista"
Ya. We'll believe it .. . we promise
I even believe that (you only) would keep vodka, rum, scotch in a fridge
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 12:18:47 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 12:18:47 PM
when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..Quote from: "realgrimm"
I would've liked your job!ac_smile
If you can make up a limo driving job, what's to stop you from pretending to work security in a nude club?
Have you ever been to a strip club, fashionista?
Did your husband at least get to go on his stag night?
No, I haven't..
But, I do know private limos do not pick up flight crews at airports.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 09, 2017, 12:44:33 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on October 09, 2017, 12:44:33 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 12:47:52 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 12:47:52 PM
I seriously doubt Fash feels she's missing out on anything just because she hasn't been to a strip joint. Neither have I and I am not dying to go to one. Waste of time places.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Exactly Azhya.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:22:19 PM
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:22:19 PM
when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..Quote from: "realgrimm"
The difference being that you actually were employed in that job..
JOE has never been a limo driver.
That's it, that's it!
For all yer unjustified, unsubstantiated doubting of me, I hereby invite you to an hour complimentary ride round Stanley Park next time yer in Vancouver, Fashionista! I'll even make ya feel young again, put a long lost smile on that stern face of yours. You an the hubby.
Y'all be so grateful for my velvety touch at wheel, it'll be a memory ta last a lifetime, Fash!
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 02:30:20 PM
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 02:30:20 PM
Vodka, rum, scotch, beer, mixersQuote from: "JOE"
.....much of it I collected during my days as a limousine driver.
People who would buy tons of alcohol and then leave it in the back at the end of the night.
Apart from the odd beer or glass of wine, I don't drink much.
Truth is, I don't like to drink much at all.
So it just sits in the fridge as I collect more of them.
Oh well, it was an easy way to create a minibar.
Good for when guests come over.
It must be an alcoholic's dream, eh....ta see a fridge full of unopened alchohol.
And you invited me to the Catfe? Pffft!
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:37:21 PM
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:37:21 PM
Vodka, rum, scotch, beer, mixersQuote from: "JOE"
.....much of it I collected during my days as a limousine driver.
People who would buy tons of alcohol and then leave it in the back at the end of the night.
Apart from the odd beer or glass of wine, I don't drink much.
Truth is, I don't like to drink much at all.
So it just sits in the fridge as I collect more of them.
Oh well, it was an easy way to create a minibar.
Good for when guests come over.
It must be an alcoholic's dream, eh....ta see a fridge full of unopened alchohol.
And you invited me to the Catfe? Pffft!
Well, we both love cats, 'Real!
Truth be known I could spend all day in a room full of cats, eh?
So soothing... so relaxing
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 02:43:21 PM
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 02:43:21 PM
Vodka, rum, scotch, beer, mixersQuote from: "JOE"
.....much of it I collected during my days as a limousine driver.
People who would buy tons of alcohol and then leave it in the back at the end of the night.
Apart from the odd beer or glass of wine, I don't drink much.
Truth is, I don't like to drink much at all.
So it just sits in the fridge as I collect more of them.
Oh well, it was an easy way to create a minibar.
Good for when guests come over.
It must be an alcoholic's dream, eh....ta see a fridge full of unopened alchohol.
And you invited me to the Catfe? Pffft!
Well, we both love cats, 'Real!
Truth be known I could spend all day in a room full of cats, eh?
So soothing... so relaxing
So weirdly creepy for a first meeting....
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:48:04 PM
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 02:48:04 PM
Vodka, rum, scotch, beer, mixersQuote from: "JOE"
.....much of it I collected during my days as a limousine driver.
People who would buy tons of alcohol and then leave it in the back at the end of the night.
Apart from the odd beer or glass of wine, I don't drink much.
Truth is, I don't like to drink much at all.
So it just sits in the fridge as I collect more of them.
Oh well, it was an easy way to create a minibar.
Good for when guests come over.
It must be an alcoholic's dream, eh....ta see a fridge full of unopened alchohol.
And you invited me to the Catfe? Pffft!
Well, we both love cats, 'Real!
Truth be known I could spend all day in a room full of cats, eh?
So soothing... so relaxing
So weirdly creepy for a first meeting....
Actually Real, every time I go to a hospital I always see a cat or two roaming around. You havin MS, you musta seen them at some of the clinics ya visited.
I hear cats provide therapeutic value for the patients.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 03:29:01 PM
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 03:29:01 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 03:36:56 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 03:36:56 PM
when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..Quote from: "realgrimm"
The difference being that you actually were employed in that job..
JOE has never been a limo driver.
That's it, that's it!
For all yer unjustified, unsubstantiated doubting of me, I hereby invite you to an hour complimentary ride round Stanley Park next time yer in Vancouver, Fashionista! I'll even make ya feel young again, put a long lost smile on that stern face of yours. You an the hubby.
Y'all be so grateful for my velvety touch at wheel, it'll be a memory ta last a lifetime, Fash!
The next time you pretend to have a job, at least do a little research on it.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 03:45:03 PM
Post by: JOE on October 09, 2017, 03:45:03 PM
Nope, no cats at the MS clinic.Quote from: "RW"
Oh, ok.
I've seen mention of it on the web.
I know I've seen it in hospitals with terminally Ill patients
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 04:00:56 PM
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 04:00:56 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 04:34:15 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 04:34:15 PM
when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..Quote from: "realgrimm"
The difference being that you actually were employed in that job..
JOE has never been a limo driver.
That's it, that's it!
For all yer unjustified, unsubstantiated doubting of me, I hereby invite you to an hour complimentary ride round Stanley Park next time yer in Vancouver, Fashionista! I'll even make ya feel young again, put a long lost smile on that stern face of yours. You an the hubby.
Y'all be so grateful for my velvety touch at wheel, it'll be a memory ta last a lifetime, Fash!
The next time you pretend to have a job, at least do a little research on it.
Here's a good pretend driving job for old Joe.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 04:47:56 PM
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 04:47:56 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 04:51:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 04:51:10 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 06:17:26 PM
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 06:17:26 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 06:19:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 06:19:25 PM
A clip from Joe's first date:Quote from: "RW"(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%229K8gKnL%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/9K8gKnL.gif%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/9K8gKnL.gif%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:05:17 PM
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:05:17 PM
I was surprised there was such a thing as a cat cafe when I was in Seattle.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: realgrimm on October 09, 2017, 07:08:36 PM
Post by: realgrimm on October 09, 2017, 07:08:36 PM
^^^Quote from: "Blazor":laugh:
I was surprised there was such a thing as a cat cafe when I was in Seattle.
We have the Poop Cafe here where coffees served in little toilet bowls and the food is shaped like turds
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:09:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:09:10 PM
^^^Quote from: "Blazor":laugh:
I was surprised there was such a thing as a cat cafe when I was in Seattle.
We have dog friendly cafes in Calgary.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: realgrimm on October 09, 2017, 07:12:37 PM
Post by: realgrimm on October 09, 2017, 07:12:37 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:19:54 PM
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:19:54 PM
We have the Poop Cafe here where coffees served in little toilet bowls and the food is shaped like turds
I think I seen that on the net before! lol
Aint the chairs like toilets too?
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:20:33 PM
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:20:33 PM
We have dog friendly cafes in Calgary.
That was another thing that surprised me, dogs walking in and out of the shops.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 07:20:46 PM
Post by: RW on October 09, 2017, 07:20:46 PM
Sorry back on topicQuote from: "realgrimm"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ef5b3e26571df928d217cad827630fe/tumblr_oxkwfcDx1F1ris16so1_1280.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ef5b3e2657%20...%201_1280.jpg%22%3Ehttps://78.media.tumblr.com/2ef5b3e26571df928d217cad827630fe/tumblr_oxkwfcDx1F1ris16so1_1280.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Joe's new friends!
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:26:52 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 07:26:52 PM
We have dog friendly cafes in Calgary.
That was another thing that surprised me, dogs walking in and out of the shops.
I see that regularly here.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:36:12 PM
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:36:12 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:44:11 PM
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:44:11 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:44:46 PM
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:44:46 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:51:06 PM
Post by: Blazor on October 09, 2017, 07:51:06 PM
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 08:26:06 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 08:26:06 PM
"sexy hot dog", yeah I've stumbled onto a ton of shit on google lol.Quote from: "Blazor"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://m.popkey.co/39c438/WpWma.gif%22%3Ehttps://m.popkey.co/39c438/WpWma.gif%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://media.giphy.com/media/WgRqKGD7B6wDe/giphy.gif%22%3Ehttps://media.giphy.com/media/WgRqKGD7B6wDe/giphy.gif%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
That will turn Joe on.
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 09:08:22 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2017, 09:08:22 PM
"sexy hot dog", yeah I've stumbled onto a ton of shit on google lol.Quote from: "Blazor"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://m.popkey.co/39c438/WpWma.gif%22%3Ehttps://m.popkey.co/39c438/WpWma.gif%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://media.giphy.com/media/WgRqKGD7B6wDe/giphy.gif%22%3Ehttps://media.giphy.com/media/WgRqKGD7B6wDe/giphy.gif%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Berry Sweet on October 10, 2017, 02:11:14 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on October 10, 2017, 02:11:14 AM
That's it, that's it!
For all yer unjustified, unsubstantiated doubting of me, I hereby invite you to an hour complimentary ride round Stanley Park next time yer in Vancouver, Fashionista! I'll even make ya feel young again, put a long lost smile on that stern face of yours. You an the hubby.
Y'all be so grateful for my velvety touch at wheel, it'll be a memory ta last a lifetime, Fash!
Beep beep!
Title: Re: My fridge is full of unopened liquor
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2017, 09:07:19 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2017, 09:07:19 AM
That's it, that's it!
For all yer unjustified, unsubstantiated doubting of me, I hereby invite you to an hour complimentary ride round Stanley Park next time yer in Vancouver, Fashionista! I'll even make ya feel young again, put a long lost smile on that stern face of yours. You an the hubby.
Y'all be so grateful for my velvety touch at wheel, it'll be a memory ta last a lifetime, Fash!
Beep beep!(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/1a/be/191abe1ba97056241dada70ddbddb0b6.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/1a/be%20...%20ddb0b6.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/1a/be/191abe1ba97056241dada70ddbddb0b6.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Of all the jobs to pretend to be on an anonymous forum, why choose limo driver..
I guess it's because ladies one third his age ride in limos.