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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on November 25, 2017, 08:15:22 PM

Title: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Bricktop on November 25, 2017, 08:15:22 PM
I notice a lot of people here are unfamiliar with what a scouser is.



It is a native of Liverpool, UK, with a dialect all of their own, incomprehensible to anyone else although its origin is claimed to be English.



Our very own scouser, the eponymous Scouse, is from Liverpool, hence is a Liverpudlian, or pud. It is not a term of endearment to the rest of the empire, who look down on scousers the way Canadians look down on Newfies.



Here is a typical scouser family.



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Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2017, 08:23:37 PM
That's exactly how I picture Scouse's family.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Bricktop on November 25, 2017, 08:28:10 PM
And one of his "motor"...or car.



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Posh scousers have cars with FOUR doors.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Bricktop on November 25, 2017, 08:30:39 PM
Another famous scouser...knighted for molesting children.



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Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2017, 08:31:44 PM
On dole day, Scouse can buy  petrol for it. Every other time he steals it from hard working East Indian shop owners.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Bricktop on November 25, 2017, 08:36:47 PM
Hence the warning signs posted throughout Liverpool;



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Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Bricktop on November 25, 2017, 08:38:11 PM
Now, I'm not saying scousers are inbred...



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But there are some common physical characteristics.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2017, 08:40:04 PM
Scouse is the one in the yellow Carlsberg jersey.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: realgrimm on November 25, 2017, 08:50:35 PM
so do scousers speak with different accent like those cockneys
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2017, 08:57:38 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"so do scousers speak with different accent like those cockneys

Hell ya, they have a distinct accent.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Bricktop on November 25, 2017, 09:23:06 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"so do scousers speak with different accent like those cockneys


Its more like a different language; a hybrid of the Queens English, incomprehensible grunts and snarls.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 25, 2017, 09:25:10 PM
SCOUSERS are all Thieves and Smackheads .



Liverpool should be fenced off and made in to a republic .
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2017, 11:17:01 PM
If all  Scousers are like our SCOUSE, Liverpool must be a friendly place to visit.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 25, 2017, 11:21:45 PM
Be prepared to be stabbed with infected needles and Robbed .
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2017, 11:23:01 PM
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"Be prepared to be stabbed with infected needles and Robbed .

So, it's like Vancouver?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 25, 2017, 11:25:20 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"Be prepared to be stabbed with infected needles and Robbed .

So, it's like Vancouver?

 :laugh:


Its worst !  :laugh:



They speak like they have a mouth full of Flem !
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Angry White Male on November 26, 2017, 01:02:11 AM
I've heard some English language dialects, from both England and Ireland, and I can state that, although my hearing and comprehension is Grade A, I have a hard fucking time understanding them.  Our Newfies can be the same also...  They call it English, but then why can't I fucking understand it?



Ordinary English, from most ordinary Western Euro nations, I can understand.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 26, 2017, 01:06:17 AM
AWM ya cant understand it cos ya a Canadian .
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Angry White Male on November 26, 2017, 01:11:53 AM
Here's how our Newfie English came to be, and now you can understand why nobody can understand them...




QuoteMany Newfoundland dialects are similar to the West Country dialects of the West Country in England, particularly the city of Bristol and counties Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Hampshire and Somerset, while others resemble dialects of Ireland's southeast, particularly Waterford, Wexford, Kilkenny and Cork. Still others blend elements of both and there is also a Scottish influence on the dialects – while the Scottish came in smaller numbers than the English and Irish, they had a large influence on Newfoundland society. One estimate claims 80 to 85 percent of Newfoundland's English heritage came from the southwest of the country.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 26, 2017, 01:16:13 AM
Fair play .
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Angry White Male on November 26, 2017, 01:16:42 AM
I'll see ya thar buy!
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2017, 08:37:07 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Here's how our Newfie English came to be, and now you can understand why nobody can understand them...




QuoteMany Newfoundland dialects are similar to the West Country dialects of the West Country in England, particularly the city of Bristol and counties Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Hampshire and Somerset, while others resemble dialects of Ireland's southeast, particularly Waterford, Wexford, Kilkenny and Cork. Still others blend elements of both and there is also a Scottish influence on the dialects – while the Scottish came in smaller numbers than the English and Irish, they had a large influence on Newfoundland society. One estimate claims 80 to 85 percent of Newfoundland's English heritage came from the southwest of the country.

There are a lot of dialects in Newfoundland.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Aryan on November 26, 2017, 09:19:00 AM
Nothing to add really apart  from I'm not fat.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2017, 09:40:25 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Nothing to add really apart  from I'm not fat.  :laugh:

If you don't pack on two and a half stone an I mean soon, they'll make you leave town.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Aryan on November 26, 2017, 09:48:19 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Nothing to add really apart  from I'm not fat.  :laugh:

If you don't pack on two and a half stone an I mean soon, they'll make you leave town.


It isn't full of fatties here though? Not sure where old Lavender Arse gets that impression.  ac_dunno
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2017, 09:54:23 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Nothing to add really apart  from I'm not fat.  :laugh:

If you don't pack on two and a half stone an I mean soon, they'll make you leave town.


It isn't full of fatties here though? Not sure where old Lavender Arse gets that impression.  ac_dunno

I saw a lot of chubbies in that area. Enough of them here too though.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2017, 11:52:38 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Here's how our Newfie English came to be, and now you can understand why nobody can understand them...




QuoteMany Newfoundland dialects are similar to the West Country dialects of the West Country in England, particularly the city of Bristol and counties Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Hampshire and Somerset, while others resemble dialects of Ireland's southeast, particularly Waterford, Wexford, Kilkenny and Cork. Still others blend elements of both and there is also a Scottish influence on the dialects – while the Scottish came in smaller numbers than the English and Irish, they had a large influence on Newfoundland society. One estimate claims 80 to 85 percent of Newfoundland's English heritage came from the southwest of the country.

There are a lot of dialects in Newfoundland.

The Newfie accents are dying out as some of the outports have died out.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Bricktop on November 26, 2017, 05:51:39 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Nothing to add really apart  from I'm not fat.  :laugh:

If you don't pack on two and a half stone an I mean soon, they'll make you leave town.


It isn't full of fatties here though? Not sure where old Lavender Arse gets that impression.  ac_dunno


Well, I do admit its hard to tell under those burqhas.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2017, 09:58:51 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Nothing to add really apart  from I'm not fat.  :laugh:

If you don't pack on two and a half stone an I mean soon, they'll make you leave town.


It isn't full of fatties here though? Not sure where old Lavender Arse gets that impression.  ac_dunno


Well, I do admit its hard to tell under those burqhas.

Hey, you could be talking about one of Scouse's wives.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Bricktop on November 27, 2017, 01:54:07 AM
C'mon dude...even muslims have their standards.



Although I did hear that a lot of Liverpool males wanted to make the burqha compulsory for scouser woman.
Title: Re: Liverpool; the home of Scousers
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2017, 05:46:47 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"C'mon dude...even muslims have their standards.



Although I did hear that a lot of Liverpool males wanted to make the burqha compulsory for scouser woman.

I shouldn't laugh, but  :laugh:
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