Title: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on November 27, 2017, 10:18:59 PM
Post by: realgrimm on November 27, 2017, 10:18:59 PM
How vile your name upon my tongue. Like acid, hard to utter without spitting. Yet I find myself capable of speaking little else. It has become my malediction, my profane mantra.
Santa Claus... Santa Claus... Santa Claus.
That name, like you, like your Christmas and all its perversions, is a lie. But then you have always lived in a house of lies, and now that house has become a castle, a fortress. So many lies that you have forgotten the truth, forgotten who you are...forgotten your true name.
I have not forgotten.
I will always be here to remind you that it is not Santa Claus, nor is it Kris Kringle, or Father Christmas, or Sinterklaas, and it certainly is not Saint Nicholas. Santa Claus is but one more of your masquerades, one more brick in your fortress.
I will not speak your true name. No, not here. Not so long as I sit rotting in this black pit. To hear your name echo off the dead walls of this prison, why that...that would be a sound to drive one into true madness. That name must wait until I again see the wolves chase Sol and Mani across the heavens. A day that draws near; a fortnight perhaps, and your sorcery will at long last be broken, your chains will fall away and the winds of freedom will lead me to you.
I did not eat my own flesh as you had so merrily suggested. Madness did not take me, not even after sitting in this tomb for half a millennium. I did not perish, did not become food for the worms as you foretold. You should have known me better than that. You should have known I would never let that happen, not so long as I could remember your name, not so long as I had vengeance for company.
Santa Claus, my dear old friend, you are a thief, a traitor, a slanderer, a murderer, a liar, but worst of all you are a mockery of everything for which I stood.
You have sung your last ho, ho, ho, for I am coming for your head. For Odin, Loki, and all the fallen gods, for your treachery, for chaining me in this pit for five hundred years. But most of all I am coming to take back what is mine, to take back Yuletide. And with my foot upon your throat, I shall speak your name, your true name, and with death staring back at you, you will no longer be able to hide from your dark deeds, from the faces of all those you betrayed.
I Krampus, Lord of Yule, son of Hel, bloodline of the great Loki, swear to cut your lying tongue from your mouth, your thieving hands from your wrists, and your jolly head from your neck.
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Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Blazor on November 27, 2017, 10:30:31 PM
Post by: Blazor on November 27, 2017, 10:30:31 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Blazor on November 27, 2017, 11:02:39 PM
Post by: Blazor on November 27, 2017, 11:02:39 PM
But that led me to these 2 that need to be shared as well lol...
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2017, 11:12:23 PM
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2017, 11:12:23 PM
http://www.bromart.com/images/Brom_Krampus.jpg [/img] [size=150]Santa Claus...
How vile your name upon my tongue. Like acid, hard to utter without spitting. Yet I find myself capable of speaking little else. It has become my malediction, my profane mantra.
Santa Claus... Santa Claus... Santa Claus.
That name, like you, like your Christmas and all its perversions, is a lie. But then you have always lived in a house of lies, and now that house has become a castle, a fortress. So many lies that you have forgotten the truth, forgotten who you are...forgotten your true name.
I have not forgotten.
I will always be here to remind you that it is not Santa Claus, nor is it Kris Kringle, or Father Christmas, or Sinterklaas, and it certainly is not Saint Nicholas. Santa Claus is but one more of your masquerades, one more brick in your fortress.
I will not speak your true name. No, not here. Not so long as I sit rotting in this black pit. To hear your name echo off the dead walls of this prison, why that...that would be a sound to drive one into true madness. That name must wait until I again see the wolves chase Sol and Mani across the heavens. A day that draws near; a fortnight perhaps, and your sorcery will at long last be broken, your chains will fall away and the winds of freedom will lead me to you.
I did not eat my own flesh as you had so merrily suggested. Madness did not take me, not even after sitting in this tomb for half a millennium. I did not perish, did not become food for the worms as you foretold. You should have known me better than that. You should have known I would never let that happen, not so long as I could remember your name, not so long as I had vengeance for company.
Santa Claus, my dear old friend, you are a thief, a traitor, a slanderer, a murderer, a liar, but worst of all you are a mockery of everything for which I stood.
You have sung your last ho, ho, ho, for I am coming for your head. For Odin, Loki, and all the fallen gods, for your treachery, for chaining me in this pit for five hundred years. But most of all I am coming to take back what is mine, to take back Yuletide. And with my foot upon your throat, I shall speak your name, your true name, and with death staring back at you, you will no longer be able to hide from your dark deeds, from the faces of all those you betrayed.
I Krampus, Lord of Yule, son of Hel, bloodline of the great Loki, swear to cut your lying tongue from your mouth, your thieving hands from your wrists, and your jolly head from your neck.
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That puts me in the spirit of the season.
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Berry Sweet on November 27, 2017, 11:53:25 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on November 27, 2017, 11:53:25 PM
Oh myQuote from: "Blazor":pop: (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ib5LqFBdfRw/hqdefault.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/ib5LqFBdfRw/hqdefault.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 12:41:35 AM
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 12:41:35 AM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on November 28, 2017, 12:52:04 AM
Post by: realgrimm on November 28, 2017, 12:52:04 AM
Kashew KrampusQuote from: "Bricktop"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4550/38637463106_39df2331fc_z.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4550/386%20...%2031fc_z.jpg%22%3Ehttps://farm5.staticflickr.com/4550/38637463106_39df2331fc_z.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
is that Slash from GNR
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2017, 02:36:36 AM
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2017, 02:36:36 AM
(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tumblr_nwhefxGEn01rildkho2_1280.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/up%20...%202_1280.jpg%22%3Ehttps://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tumblr_nwhefxGEn01rildkho2_1280.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2017, 09:12:54 AM
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2017, 09:12:54 AM
http://www.bromart.com/images/Brom_Krampus.jpg [/img] [size=150]Santa Claus...
How vile your name upon my tongue. Like acid, hard to utter without spitting. Yet I find myself capable of speaking little else. It has become my malediction, my profane mantra.
Santa Claus... Santa Claus... Santa Claus.
That name, like you, like your Christmas and all its perversions, is a lie. But then you have always lived in a house of lies, and now that house has become a castle, a fortress. So many lies that you have forgotten the truth, forgotten who you are...forgotten your true name.
I have not forgotten.
I will always be here to remind you that it is not Santa Claus, nor is it Kris Kringle, or Father Christmas, or Sinterklaas, and it certainly is not Saint Nicholas. Santa Claus is but one more of your masquerades, one more brick in your fortress.
I will not speak your true name. No, not here. Not so long as I sit rotting in this black pit. To hear your name echo off the dead walls of this prison, why that...that would be a sound to drive one into true madness. That name must wait until I again see the wolves chase Sol and Mani across the heavens. A day that draws near; a fortnight perhaps, and your sorcery will at long last be broken, your chains will fall away and the winds of freedom will lead me to you.
I did not eat my own flesh as you had so merrily suggested. Madness did not take me, not even after sitting in this tomb for half a millennium. I did not perish, did not become food for the worms as you foretold. You should have known me better than that. You should have known I would never let that happen, not so long as I could remember your name, not so long as I had vengeance for company.
Santa Claus, my dear old friend, you are a thief, a traitor, a slanderer, a murderer, a liar, but worst of all you are a mockery of everything for which I stood.
You have sung your last ho, ho, ho, for I am coming for your head. For Odin, Loki, and all the fallen gods, for your treachery, for chaining me in this pit for five hundred years. But most of all I am coming to take back what is mine, to take back Yuletide. And with my foot upon your throat, I shall speak your name, your true name, and with death staring back at you, you will no longer be able to hide from your dark deeds, from the faces of all those you betrayed.
I Krampus, Lord of Yule, son of Hel, bloodline of the great Loki, swear to cut your lying tongue from your mouth, your thieving hands from your wrists, and your jolly head from your neck.
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Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Odinson on November 28, 2017, 09:46:31 AM
Post by: Odinson on November 28, 2017, 09:46:31 AM
Her cookings werent as good as last year.
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2017, 11:00:04 AM
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2017, 11:00:04 AM
I gather you don't have kiddies.
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on November 28, 2017, 05:29:20 PM
Post by: realgrimm on November 28, 2017, 05:29:20 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on November 28, 2017, 05:41:44 PM
Post by: realgrimm on November 28, 2017, 05:41:44 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on November 28, 2017, 05:50:03 PM
Post by: realgrimm on November 28, 2017, 05:50:03 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 05:55:43 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 05:55:43 PM
Kashew KrampusQuote from: "Bricktop"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4550/38637463106_39df2331fc_z.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4550/386%20...%2031fc_z.jpg%22%3Ehttps://farm5.staticflickr.com/4550/38637463106_39df2331fc_z.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
is that Slash from GNRac_umm
No, its Blazor.
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 28, 2017, 07:29:46 PM
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 28, 2017, 07:29:46 PM
Every area has a cranky ole bastard like GRIMM .
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Blazor on November 28, 2017, 07:51:01 PM
Post by: Blazor on November 28, 2017, 07:51:01 PM
No, its Blazor.
I can see the resemblance!
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 07:53:55 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 07:53:55 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Blazor on November 28, 2017, 08:40:42 PM
Post by: Blazor on November 28, 2017, 08:40:42 PM
Hey, I can only work with what I got!!!Quote from: "Bricktop"
It was kinda crazy once I lined my face up next to the original Grimm posted lol.
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 28, 2017, 08:54:59 PM
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 28, 2017, 08:54:59 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 09:31:25 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 09:31:25 PM
Hey, I can only work with what I got!!!Quote from: "Bricktop"
It was kinda crazy once I lined my face up next to the original Grimm posted lol.
And how did that spliff get there, mister??
Eh? Eh?
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Blazor on November 28, 2017, 09:32:38 PM
Post by: Blazor on November 28, 2017, 09:32:38 PM
And how did that spliff get there, mister??
Eh? Eh?
ac_umm
What else you think was in Krampus's bag
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 28, 2017, 09:39:47 PM
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 28, 2017, 09:39:47 PM
And how did that spliff get there, mister??
Eh? Eh?
ac_umm
What else you think was in Krampus's bag:laugh:
I was gonna make a joke about Kram tadpoles .
yet Lavender Ass would take it serious .
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 09:41:43 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 09:41:43 PM
And how did that spliff get there, mister??
Eh? Eh?
ac_umm
What else you think was in Krampus's bag:laugh:
Well, you HAVE been a good boy!!!
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 09:42:55 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 09:42:55 PM
And how did that spliff get there, mister??
Eh? Eh?
ac_umm
What else you think was in Krampus's bag:laugh:
I was gonna make a joke about Kram tadpoles .
yet Lavender Ass would take it serious .
You're learning, scally. Good boy.
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Blazor on November 28, 2017, 09:43:27 PM
Post by: Blazor on November 28, 2017, 09:43:27 PM
Well, you HAVE been a good boy!!!
:Ghelyon:
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 28, 2017, 09:47:39 PM
Post by: IRISH KAM on November 28, 2017, 09:47:39 PM
And how did that spliff get there, mister??
Eh? Eh?
ac_umm
What else you think was in Krampus's bag:laugh:
I was gonna make a joke about Kram tadpoles .
yet Lavender Ass would take it serious .
You're learning, scally. Good boy.
( KAM yet again pats SHITBRICK on head )
A Scally is a name for a Thief in liverpool .
Ive never been there Lavender Ass .
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 09:54:49 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 28, 2017, 09:54:49 PM
If it looks like a duck...
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 03:23:30 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 03:23:30 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2017, 03:27:46 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2017, 03:27:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrKL7D7QZRA
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 05:53:10 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 05:53:10 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 05:55:22 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 05:55:22 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:08:32 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:08:32 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:17:47 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:17:47 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:24:41 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:24:41 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:28:09 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:28:09 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:41:40 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 06:41:40 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: IRISH KAM on December 05, 2017, 07:22:30 PM
Post by: IRISH KAM on December 05, 2017, 07:22:30 PM
Fuck Off GRIMM .
Bin this Thread .
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 07:53:25 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 05, 2017, 07:53:25 PM
7 posts on the trot is Spam .Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
Fuck Off GRIMM .
Bin this Thread .
MY Thread GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
So we should just make it the Kiss All Minors and Bricktop thread then, hows that working for you?.. Your threads are a flop you come around to shit in mine..
Your like a bot fly hatching some lowly PARASITE eating away at the fabric and destroying any healthy growth
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on December 05, 2017, 09:01:10 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 05, 2017, 09:01:10 PM
7 posts on the trot is Spam .Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
Fuck Off GRIMM .
Bin this Thread .
MY Thread GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
So we should just make it the Kiss All Minors and Bricktop thread then, hows that working for you?.. Your threads are a flop you come around to shit in mine..
Your like a bot fly hatching some lowly PARASITE eating away at the fabric and destroying any healthy growth
Don't drag me into your fracas with shitwick.
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Anonymous on December 06, 2017, 01:12:45 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 06, 2017, 01:12:45 AM
No, its Blazor.
I can see the resemblance!:laugh: (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://www.ballsgohere.com/uploads/6a868916b4.jpg%22%3Ehttp://www.ballsgohere.com/uploads/6a868916b4.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Blazor on December 06, 2017, 09:38:08 AM
Post by: Blazor on December 06, 2017, 09:38:08 AM
ac_toofunny
Thats how I feel about Christmas this year too lol. Jus wanna go off somewhere and smoke a bag
Maybe punish a few before I do in true Krampus style, cause we all know once I do toke, I wont wanna do anything but laugh and eat Christmas cookies
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 08, 2017, 09:54:20 AM
Post by: realgrimm on December 08, 2017, 09:54:20 AM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2017, 11:28:29 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2017, 11:28:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmfQqyXHAeI
Video is too long.
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: realgrimm on December 16, 2017, 01:18:20 PM
Post by: realgrimm on December 16, 2017, 01:18:20 PM
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Anonymous on December 16, 2017, 01:21:45 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 16, 2017, 01:21:45 PM
(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8FMIh4tNhOU/WhrG5klDqWI/AAAAAAAEAMo/Gf2IOLCDu0EaybH5u23QPtr0dpdtihkpgCLcBGAs/s640/HTsydLi.png%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8FMIh4tNhOU/%20...%20TsydLi.png%22%3Ehttps://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8FMIh4tNhOU/WhrG5klDqWI/AAAAAAAEAMo/Gf2IOLCDu0EaybH5u23QPtr0dpdtihkpgCLcBGAs/s640/HTsydLi.png%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: It's TIME For KRAMPUS
Post by: Bricktop on December 18, 2017, 07:15:45 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 18, 2017, 07:15:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmfQqyXHAeI
LOVE this.
They look so cooooool.