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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on November 30, 2017, 06:44:05 PM

Title: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Bricktop on November 30, 2017, 06:44:05 PM
When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your blood test. Your blood sugar level is slightly high. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor; "We have the results of your blood test. Your blood sugar level is slightly high. You may have diabetes."



When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your MRI. Their is a small anamoly in your brain pattern. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor; "We have the results of your MRI. Their is a small anamoly in your brain pattern. You may have alzheimers."



When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your bowel screening. Their are some white cells in your bowel. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor;  "We have the results of your bowel screening. Their are some white cells in your bowel. You may have bowel cancer."







Hope I die before I get old.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: kiebers on November 30, 2017, 06:49:58 PM
Truth....
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Blazor on November 30, 2017, 07:07:07 PM
I'll drink to that as well lol  ac_drinks
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on November 30, 2017, 08:25:48 PM
Attention whore.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Aryan on November 30, 2017, 08:29:55 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Hope I die before I get old.


It's a bit late for that!
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2017, 08:32:06 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"Truth....

Yes
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Bricktop on November 30, 2017, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Hope I die before I get old.


It's a bit late for that!


Shaddup, whelp.



 ac_beating
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: priscilla1961 on November 30, 2017, 08:58:04 PM
I am at 56.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Bricktop on November 30, 2017, 09:11:45 PM
Then you have something to look forward to, young lady.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: priscilla1961 on November 30, 2017, 09:30:46 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Then you have something to look forward to, young lady.

 acc_hugz
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Blazor on November 30, 2017, 09:36:30 PM
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I am at 56.


Younger than my mom would be by 1 year. I was in the oven when she was 15.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2017, 10:13:09 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your blood test. Your blood sugar level is slightly high. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor; "We have the results of your blood test. Your blood sugar level is slightly high. You may have diabetes."



When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your MRI. Their is a small anamoly in your brain pattern. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor; "We have the results of your MRI. Their is a small anamoly in your brain pattern. You may have alzheimers."



When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your bowel screening. Their are some white cells in your bowel. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor;  "We have the results of your bowel screening. Their are some white cells in your bowel. You may have bowel cancer."







Hope I die before I get old.

Your health generally good overall?
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2017, 10:28:52 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I am at 56.


Younger than my mom would be by 1 year. I was in the oven when she was 15.

 :shock:
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2017, 12:07:15 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I am at 56.


Younger than my mom would be by 1 year. I was in the oven when she was 15.

 :shock:

Not unusual in Appalachia.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 01, 2017, 01:25:34 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Your health generally good overall?


It WAS!!!



I have, or have been tested for high blood pressure, prostate cancer (TWICE), bowel cancer, iron deficiency, iron proficiency, alzheimers (I passed), heart murmur, and now I have to be tested for sleep apnea!!!!



Up until the age of 50, I was extremely fit and active!!!



Now I feel old!!!
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2017, 01:27:51 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Herman"
Your health generally good overall?


It WAS!!!



I have, or have been tested for high blood pressure, prostate cancer (TWICE), bowel cancer, iron deficiency, iron proficiency, alzheimers (I passed), heart murmur, and now I have to be tested for sleep apnea!!!!



Up until the age of 50, I was extremely fit and active!!!



Now I feel old!!!

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 01, 2017, 01:37:07 AM
Every time I go to the doctor, I get a new test.



No wonder I am a hypochondriac!!!
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Odinson on December 01, 2017, 04:44:48 AM
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I am at 56.


Will you be my mommy?
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: shin on December 01, 2017, 06:29:39 AM
Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Frood on December 01, 2017, 07:13:50 AM
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Or the people who eat special diets and run 5k every day only to be struck down by cancers and buses?



I've always liked the grandfather character in Grumpy Old Men. Bacon and whiskey!  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Aryan on December 01, 2017, 07:36:29 AM
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Keeping active is the best way of keeping the grim reaper at bay, aswell as avoiding being lonely.  That's one of the biggest killers, never mind unhealthy eating, smoking etc....
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2017, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Or the people who eat special diets and run 5k every day only to be struck down by cancers and buses?



I've always liked the grandfather character in Grumpy Old Men. Bacon and whiskey!  ac_biggrin

We knew someone that happened to DD..



From the time he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer to the time he died was less than three months.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Blazor on December 01, 2017, 09:30:40 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Not unusual in Appalachia.


 :laugh:



My dad was 7 years older than my mom too.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2017, 06:35:54 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Not unusual in Appalachia.


 :laugh:



My dad was 7 years older than my mom too.

I have a sixteen year old daughter..



I can't wrap my mind around a child getting  pregnant.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Blazor on December 01, 2017, 06:39:21 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Not unusual in Appalachia.


 :laugh:



My dad was 7 years older than my mom too.

I have a sixteen year old daughter..



I can't wrap my mind around a child getting  pregnant.


Lol oh I know, and my sister got pregnant at 16 too. For my mom though, it was the 70s and all  :laugh:
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2017, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Not unusual in Appalachia.


 :laugh:



My dad was 7 years older than my mom too.

I have a sixteen year old daughter..



I can't wrap my mind around a child getting  pregnant.


Lol oh I know, and my sister got pregnant at 16 too. For my mom though, it was the 70s and all  :laugh:

And more importantly, it's Appalachia.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Blazor on December 01, 2017, 09:50:53 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
And more importantly, it's Appalachia.


 :laugh:



Yup, the heart of!



Im here in the Blue Ridge mountain range. Beautiful country. And not far from where The Wrong Turn took place jus over the border in West Virginia. Dirty Dancing was also filmed here. The Moonshine capital of the world is less than an hour from me... Franklin County.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: shin on December 02, 2017, 08:35:06 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Or the people who eat special diets and run 5k every day only to be struck down by cancers and buses?



I've always liked the grandfather character in Grumpy Old Men. Bacon and whiskey!  ac_biggrin


Jinkies! It's Dinky! Where have you been hiding?



All things in excessive moderation and plenty of rest, I say.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: shin on December 02, 2017, 08:37:19 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Keeping active is the best way of keeping the grim reaper at bay, aswell as avoiding being lonely.  That's one of the biggest killers, never mind unhealthy eating, smoking etc....


Yes, but how active is too active?



It's certainly a better idea than a sedentary life with no risque behavior, though.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Frood on December 02, 2017, 08:45:22 AM
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Or the people who eat special diets and run 5k every day only to be struck down by cancers and buses?



I've always liked the grandfather character in Grumpy Old Men. Bacon and whiskey!  ac_biggrin


Jinkies! It's Dinky! Where have you been hiding?



All things in excessive moderation and plenty of rest, I say.


I dunno.



In some South Australian geezer's wet dreams it seems.



Nice to read you again Shin!
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2017, 02:02:46 AM
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Keeping active is the best way of keeping the grim reaper at bay, aswell as avoiding being lonely.  That's one of the biggest killers, never mind unhealthy eating, smoking etc....


Yes, but how active is too active?



It's certainly a better idea than a sedentary life with no risque behavior, though.

Is that possible?
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: shin on December 04, 2017, 07:35:31 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Keeping active is the best way of keeping the grim reaper at bay, aswell as avoiding being lonely.  That's one of the biggest killers, never mind unhealthy eating, smoking etc....


Yes, but how active is too active?



It's certainly a better idea than a sedentary life with no risque behavior, though.

Is that possible?


I think so. Our bodies need time to rest and heal after excessive use.



There is, after all, such a thing as overdoing it.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Odinson on December 04, 2017, 09:19:33 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "shin"Do you ever wonder about the people who live to be over 100 years old who respond to questions about the secrets to their longevity with "I drink alcohol every day" or "I smoke every day"?



Age is but a number. Old is how external factors make us feel when compared to immaturity.



Preventative medicine can be like digging Schrodinger's grave at times.


Keeping active is the best way of keeping the grim reaper at bay, aswell as avoiding being lonely.  That's one of the biggest killers, never mind unhealthy eating, smoking etc....


Yes, but how active is too active?



It's certainly a better idea than a sedentary life with no risque behavior, though.

Is that possible?


If you dont let your body recover, you are gonna have repetitive strain injury.



Your cardiac muscle might get a strain injury too and you´ll die.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: IRISH KAM on December 04, 2017, 09:58:54 AM
Is this dribble what now passes as a Thread ?



RR the OP .



He brings Nothing to the place .

Sound familiar ShitBrick ?
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2017, 11:22:34 AM
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"Is this dribble what now passes as a Thread ?



RR the OP .



He brings Nothing to the place .

Sound familiar ShitBrick ?

The op was funny and contained some truth.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Bricktop on December 04, 2017, 05:48:37 PM
Please put this monkey back into its cage.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2017, 08:43:13 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"Is this dribble what now passes as a Thread ?



RR the OP .



He brings Nothing to the place .

Sound familiar ShitBrick ?

The op was funny and contained some truth.

I liked it.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2017, 01:21:39 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"Is this dribble what now passes as a Thread ?



RR the OP .



He brings Nothing to the place .

Sound familiar ShitBrick ?

The op was funny and contained some truth.

I liked it.

Anyone would Seoul.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 05, 2017, 01:31:55 AM
I don't know how well I'll handle old age.



I need to wear cheap Shoppers Drug Mart glasses now, just to read the small print...  It's the beginning of the end.



I'm still healthy though, but am not looking forward to aging...
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2017, 01:34:15 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I don't know how well I'll handle old age.



I need to wear cheap Shoppers Drug Mart glasses now, just to read the small print...  It's the beginning of the end.



I'm still healthy though, but am not looking forward to aging...

You won't live that long.
Title: Re: When you're 66!!!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 05, 2017, 01:36:10 AM
Hard to say...



That's why DNA test may be fun!



However, my Mother did get Cancer, which was somewhat of a surprise, because it didn't really run in our family, as far as we knew...