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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2017, 09:34:54 PM

Title: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2017, 09:34:54 PM
Tracked the shipment of my spit sample for DNA testing, and it has now arrived at destination.



Will see how fast testing turnaround time is now.



For those that don't exactly know what it is, it will tell you your exact ancestral makeup.  Also, I has chosen the optional test, which tests for many potential health issues also, like for Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, plus a bunch of other shit also.



This should be interesting!
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Bricktop on December 02, 2017, 10:41:29 PM
Do they test for chronic idiocy?



My ancestry started in Africa, as everyone's does, then up through eastern Europe into what is now Russia, then crawled across the far north until moving through Poland and into the UK. No relatives came up though.
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2017, 10:55:44 PM
For some reason the health-related part is not available in Australia.  Even in the US, there was some issue with the health related testing part.  Available in the UK, though.



I suppose it could be a lot to handle, for the wrong person, to know they're going to die from Parkinson's or Alzheimer's...
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Wazzzup on December 02, 2017, 11:03:39 PM
Scouse should take that test, I bet he's at least 50% jewish. :laugh:
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2017, 11:05:18 PM
I watched this UK talk show clip on YouTube, where they did just that!



One of the White Nationalists had some Jew in him!  He didn't really know how to handle it!
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Bricktop on December 02, 2017, 11:07:35 PM
It was Scouse!!!!
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2017, 11:10:27 PM
I guess some things are better off tested in private, so the Brotherhood or the Grand Wizard does NOT see the results...
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Wazzzup on December 03, 2017, 12:08:04 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I guess some things are better off tested in private, so the Brotherhood or the Grand Wizard does NOT see the results...
:laugh3:
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 03, 2017, 12:27:40 AM
watch your result say your half jewish  :laugh3:
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: cc on December 03, 2017, 12:34:26 AM
LOL



I wonder if the scoucer would take a test  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2017, 12:39:07 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"watch your result say your half jewish  :laugh3:

If it is, I would still have the balls to post my results!
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2017, 01:03:20 AM
Then I would now have a reason to finally stalk CC, the fine Jewess Princess she is, and work my Jew claw into some of that Jew wealth!
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2017, 01:42:09 AM
Herman found out he has Jewish lineage..



But, it's more common among people of East European descent like Herman.
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Bricktop on December 03, 2017, 06:29:17 PM
My geneology moved through eastern Europe, but my nearest ancestors were Catholic. No Jewish heredity indicated. Not that I would care one way or the other...although it would be fun to stick it up Scouse. "oy vay, you Nazi bastad...ve kicked your ass in der vor."



Hmmm...I am fond of bagles...
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2017, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Herman found out he has Jewish lineage..



But, it's more common among people of East European descent like Herman.

I am Ukrainian. My family is from that country.  Knowing a great grandparent was born a Jewish Ukrainian, but converted to Orthodox Christianity does not change anything.
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Bricktop on December 03, 2017, 07:08:41 PM
I believe my ancestry moved through the Ukraine then into Northern Poland, before my great grandfather emigrated to England. He was definitely a catholic. BUT...he was also a tailor...and how many tailors are Jewish???



Mmm...tailor in the family lineage...fondness for bagels...
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Odinson on December 03, 2017, 07:09:32 PM
There are little to no jews in Finland..
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2017, 07:13:38 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I believe my ancestry moved through the Ukraine then into Northern Poland, before my great grandfather emigrated to England. He was definitely a catholic. BUT...he was also a tailor...and how many tailors are Jewish???



Mmm...tailor in the family lineage...fondness for bagels...

You sir, are a member of the tribe. L'chaim ac_drinks
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Bricktop on December 03, 2017, 07:21:44 PM
Woohooo....where's that fucking Nazi!!!
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2017, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Woohooo....where's that fucking Nazi!!!

I still think SCOUSE exaggerates his Jewish paranoia at least a little bit.
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Bricktop on December 03, 2017, 07:32:37 PM
Probably. But he's having fun...sometimes you just have to let the kids play and find out for themselves where the hazards are.
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Odinson on December 03, 2017, 07:37:49 PM
Do asian people think about their DNAs?



Like if they have some asian version of jewish dna?
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2017, 07:42:32 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Do asian people think about their DNAs?



Like if they have some asian version of jewish dna?

Of course we are interested in our family history.
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Odinson on December 03, 2017, 07:44:31 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"Do asian people think about their DNAs?



Like if they have some asian version of jewish dna?

Of course we are interested in our family history.


But do you take actual DNA tests?
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2017, 07:50:23 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"Do asian people think about their DNAs?



Like if they have some asian version of jewish dna?

Of course we are interested in our family history.


But do you take actual DNA tests?

There is an equivalent of 23 and Me for the Chinese speaking world..



People are more interested in health reports than ancestry DNA.
Title: Re: 23 and Me DNA Test...
Post by: Odinson on December 04, 2017, 09:23:11 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"Do asian people think about their DNAs?



Like if they have some asian version of jewish dna?

Of course we are interested in our family history.


But do you take actual DNA tests?

There is an equivalent of 23 and Me for the Chinese speaking world..



People are more interested in health reports than ancestry DNA.


Whites in the new world are only interested in ancestry.



The efties wanna know if they have some minority DNA so that they have something in common with coloureds they love so much.







I´m more interested in whether I´ll lung cancer or some kind of a memory disease when I get older.



Grandfather died of lung cancer but he smoked a pipe his whole life.