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Title: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2017, 03:47:20 PM
As a man of means, I am feeling extra generous this holiday season, and will buy you a phone of your choice.  No, it doesn't have to be an $80 flip phone.  Anything in the range of $500-$600 is fine.  



I made the promise, and I won't renig.  I'm not a renigger.



The only thing to think about, is what size SIM card you currently have...  If the new phone takes a different sized SIM card, you would have to get that from the store of whatever carrier you use.  If it's the same, you should just be able to pop in current SIM card, and the phone should instantly work.



I know you don't want to hand out address, so I can meet you somewhere close to where you live, as I'm not far.  No words will be exchanged.  It will be like a spy mission exchange...  quick and discreet.  Hell, I might even wear a bad wig and heavily tinted aviators.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2017, 03:50:16 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"As a man of means, I am feeling extra generous this holiday season, and will buy you a phone of your choice.  No, it doesn't have to be an $80 flip phone.  Anything in the range of $500-$600 is fine.  



I made the promise, and I won't renig.  I'm not a renigger.



The only thing to think about, is what size SIM card you currently have...  If the new phone takes a different sized SIM card, you would have to get that from the store of whatever carrier you use.  If it's the same, you should just be able to pop in current SIM card, and the phone should instantly work.



I know you don't want to hand out address, so I can meet you somewhere close to where you live, as I'm not far.  No words will be exchanged.  It will be like a spy mission exchange...  quick and discreet.  Hell, I might even wear a bad wig and heavily tinted aviators.

Perhaps this would  be better handled privately.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Odinson on December 08, 2017, 04:28:09 PM
A real gentleman buys his girl new Iphone X.



Means that you really love her.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Odinson on December 08, 2017, 04:29:51 PM
Preferably 256gb version..



But 64Gb is just fine if you are not well endowed.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 08, 2017, 07:31:55 PM
I wonder which phone Berry will pick.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2017, 07:59:15 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 08, 2017, 08:03:53 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.


AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: kiebers on December 08, 2017, 10:12:40 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.


AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

Yes
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 08, 2017, 10:14:09 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.


AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

Yes


I wonder what does AGW stands for, lol.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2017, 10:14:38 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.


AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

A Girly Whiner.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: kiebers on December 08, 2017, 10:16:49 PM
:MG_216:  :roll:
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 08, 2017, 10:17:43 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.


AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

A Girly Whiner.


Lol  :001_tongue:
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Frood on December 08, 2017, 11:56:51 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.


Ace will give her one of his spare trademark phones.



A Melberry.



Like a Blackberry but it's white and rings off the hook constantly over nothing.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2017, 11:58:33 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.


A Melberry.



Like a Blackberry but it's white and rings off the hook constantly over nothing.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2017, 12:26:57 AM
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Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 01:47:25 AM
I am not niggardly!



This was a decent year for me.  A few of the bums I know, have received a small Christmas gift from me now, even though those bums, they deserve nothing!



I even brought the turbanhead guards some Whiskey.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 01:53:51 AM
Remember, I have no immediate family left here anymore, and even more distant relatives here in this country, I can count on one hand.



No kids...  No child support...  No alimony payments...  Mortgage paid off...  100% debt free...



With a positive return on investments, and a fairly busy work year, I never hesitate to throw a little cash around at Christmas time, for those that I feel could use it.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2017, 02:11:32 AM
Do you not feel that offering charity might be seen as condescending?
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 02:12:47 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Do you not feel that offering charity might be seen as condescending?

Then it is within her right to decline the offer.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 09, 2017, 02:17:40 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Do you not feel that offering charity might be seen as condescending?


It was Berry that first asked Mel to buy her a new smartphone, now Berry doesn't know what to do, lol.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 02:20:50 AM
Her phone is broken, I offered to help then.  A week or more has passed, and she still doesn't have phone, so I am willing to help.



It is her decision as to whether or not to accept my offer.



Joe took my $500 Amazon gift card.  The forum hag Mimi did nothing buy chastise my decision by not giving it to charity instead.



How I spend my money is up to me, and an individual is always free to decline any and all offers I make.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2017, 02:23:37 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Do you not feel that offering charity might be seen as condescending?

It definitely is.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 02:25:16 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"It definitely is.

Oh really?



Maybe in Chinese culture, but White people often attempt to do nice things for people they don't know, with nothing expected in return.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 09, 2017, 02:26:54 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I wonder which phone Berry will pick.


Ace will give her one of his spare trademark phones.



A Melberry.



Like a Blackberry but it's white and rings off the hook constantly over nothing.


Lol   :MG_216:
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 09, 2017, 02:28:56 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Do you not feel that offering charity might be seen as condescending?

It definitely is.


In one of the threads I remember Berry asked Mel to buy her a new phone saying she was serious, now Mel's only fulfilling her wishes.  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 02:29:48 AM
I SMASHED my last fucking BlackBerry into the pavement, in a fit of rage, after it dropped too many calls.  That one was a business call, and that was the last time...



I smashed it so hard, it wouldn't turn on, which meant I had to rebuild my contacts list from scratch.  I now have hard copy list of contacts...



I did like the physical keyboard, though.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 02:30:20 AM
Quote from: "Zetsu"In one of the threads I remember Berry asked Mel to buy her a new phone saying she was serious, now Mel's only fulfilling her wishes.  ac_drinks

No good deed goes unpunished...
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 09, 2017, 02:37:43 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I SMASHED my last fucking BlackBerry into the pavement, in a fit of rage, after it dropped too many calls.  That one was a business call, and that was the last time...



I smashed it so hard, it wouldn't turn on, which meant I had to rebuild my contacts list from scratch.  I now have hard copy list of contacts...



I did like the physical keyboard, though.


Take it easy bro, I too sometimes go through some very intense moments, but before I let my stress gets the best of me, I know the first thing I need to do is calm down, been through some regrettable moments too and dun want it to happen again, instead I just close my eyes and breath in and exhale out all that stress and negative thoughts.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 09, 2017, 02:40:32 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Zetsu"In one of the threads I remember Berry asked Mel to buy her a new phone saying she was serious, now Mel's only fulfilling her wishes.  ac_drinks

No good deed goes unpunished...


I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 02:43:54 AM
Quote from: "Zetsu"Take it easy bro, I too sometimes go through some very intense moments, but before I let my stress gets the best of me, I know the first thing I need to do is calm down, been through some regrettable moments too and dun want it to happen again, instead I just close my eyes and breath in and exhale out all that stress and negative thoughts.

It was dropping calls for months, and I wanted to smash it for months.



It felt good taking care of the problem.  Only wish I'd done it sooner.  Happy with the Samsung now, but I did like physical keyboard.



I cannot run business with phone that drops calls all the time.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2017, 02:46:57 AM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Do you not feel that offering charity might be seen as condescending?

It definitely is.


In one of the threads I remember Berry asked Mel to buy her a new phone saying she was serious, now Mel's only fulfilling her wishes.  ac_drinks

I saw that too, but I think that was for entertainment purposes.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Zetsu on December 09, 2017, 02:49:44 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Do you not feel that offering charity might be seen as condescending?

It definitely is.


In one of the threads I remember Berry asked Mel to buy her a new phone saying she was serious, now Mel's only fulfilling her wishes.  ac_drinks

I saw that too, but I think that was for entertainment purposes.


Lol who knows, maybe Berry does want a present from Mel.  :001_tongue:
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 02:59:42 AM
I made the offer.  If she doesn't want it, I'll save myself $500, and she can remain phoneless.  Doesn't matter to me!
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 05:35:59 AM
Ace is actually a very generous guy, that takes good care of the people around him, without asking for a thing back in return, ever...



Ace does not ask for 'favours,' nor does he ask for 'help.'



THIS is why every single ex that I've had, now regrets their decision to walk, and attempts to come back.  They thought they could find better...  they could not, but that is not my problem.



It puts me in a position that I don't want to be put in.



Family can be just as bad, but there is a limit also, where they must be cut off, to the point of no-contact, or at least limited contact...
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Frood on December 09, 2017, 05:59:35 AM
She's not going to give you a mailing address, Ace.  :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 06:07:52 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"She's not going to give you a mailing address, Ace.  :001_rolleyes:


You make it sound like I care...  I don't!
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Frood on December 09, 2017, 06:12:46 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"


You make it sound like I care...  I don't!



Quote from: "Angry White Male"


GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS BERRY!


Quote from: "Angry White Male"


I MUST BUY YOU A PHONE CUZ I DON'T CARRRRRRRRRRE!!!!


 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 06:17:20 AM
OK!



I see this is a foreign concept to some posters.



You know, just giving something to someone around Christmas?



Unreal...
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 06:25:19 AM
Maybe Leo was right about you, Dinky...
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Frood on December 09, 2017, 07:08:08 AM
Maybe you're a loveless substance abuser who brags about things he doesn't have the capacity to understand, earn, or invest in under the guise of securing the digits of online women he couldn't otherwise interest in a face to face meet.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2017, 01:05:01 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"She's not going to give you a mailing address, Ace.  :001_rolleyes:

That's for sure.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 10:24:41 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Maybe you're a loveless substance abuser who brags about things he doesn't have the capacity to understand, earn, or invest in under the guise of securing the digits of online women he couldn't otherwise interest in a face to face meet.

You think I made the offer in order to befriend Berry?



It is well known that I have ZERO interest in women with kids.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Frood on December 09, 2017, 10:27:16 PM
I don't believe you Mel.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"I don't believe you Mel.

What you believe is of no consequence to me.



Whether Berry takes the phone or not, is of no consequence to me.



An offer was made, and it can either be taken, or it can be refused.  Again, of no consequence to me.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2017, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Maybe you're a loveless substance abuser who brags about things he doesn't have the capacity to understand, earn, or invest in under the guise of securing the digits of online women he couldn't otherwise interest in a face to face meet.

You think I made the offer in order to befriend Berry?



It is well known that I have ZERO interest in women with kids.

You say that.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 10:45:22 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"You say that.

I mean that!



When I sent card to Joe, gonna accuse me of wanting to befriend Joe also?  Give your head a shake...



When I sent shit to Orik, gonna accuse me of wanting to get to know fat boy better also?



When I met Evs and company, gonna accuse me of trying to get in their pants also?



Give me a fucking break.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Frood on December 09, 2017, 10:48:36 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Maybe you're a loveless substance abuser who brags about things he doesn't have the capacity to understand, earn, or invest in under the guise of securing the digits of online women he couldn't otherwise interest in a face to face meet.

You think I made the offer in order to befriend Berry?



It is well known that I have ZERO interest in women with kids.

You say that.


He talks about not liking women with kids so much it's probably the opposite.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 10:51:06 PM
In don't do kids...



The entire forum should know this by now.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2017, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Maybe you're a loveless substance abuser who brags about things he doesn't have the capacity to understand, earn, or invest in under the guise of securing the digits of online women he couldn't otherwise interest in a face to face meet.

You think I made the offer in order to befriend Berry?



It is well known that I have ZERO interest in women with kids.

You say that.


He talks about not liking women with kids so much it's probably the opposite.

I've noticed when  Mel talks a lot about a woman it's usually negative and he probably likes her..



Mimi, RW, Berry Sweet, Shen Li and Renee.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 10:55:35 PM
I like women!  



I just don't enter into relationships with women with kids.  Did once years ago, and never again.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2017, 10:56:19 PM
I like Berry too. She is a good kid.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Frood on December 09, 2017, 10:58:27 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Maybe you're a loveless substance abuser who brags about things he doesn't have the capacity to understand, earn, or invest in under the guise of securing the digits of online women he couldn't otherwise interest in a face to face meet.

You think I made the offer in order to befriend Berry?



It is well known that I have ZERO interest in women with kids.

You say that.


He talks about not liking women with kids so much it's probably the opposite.

I've noticed when  Mel talks a lot about a woman it's usually negative and he probably likes her..



Mimi, RW, Berry Sweet, Shen Li and Renee.


Renee was female? I couldn't tell from the pictures.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 10:58:35 PM
It truly is a sad world, when it is thought that doing something good must have an ulterior motive...
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2017, 11:18:33 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"It truly is a sad world, when it is thought that doing something good must have an ulterior motive...

It's sad you announced it.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 11:20:11 PM
Like I say, taking or leaving the offer is of no consequence to me.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2017, 11:56:25 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Like I say, taking or leaving the offer is of no consequence to me.

Or anyone else.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2017, 11:59:26 PM
Exactly!  Berry doesn't want a new phone, and that is fine.  Joe wanted the $500 gift card, and he got it.



If either of these situations played out differently, it is of no consequence.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2017, 02:38:53 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Like I say, taking or leaving the offer is of no consequence to me.

Or anyone else.

Mel is so damned repetitious.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Bricktop on December 10, 2017, 06:23:51 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Maybe you're a loveless substance abuser who brags about things he doesn't have the capacity to understand, earn, or invest in under the guise of securing the digits of online women he couldn't otherwise interest in a face to face meet.

You think I made the offer in order to befriend Berry?



It is well known that I have ZERO interest in women with kids.

You say that.


He talks about not liking women with kids so much it's probably the opposite.

I've noticed when  Mel talks a lot about a woman it's usually negative and he probably likes her..



Mimi, RW, Berry Sweet, Shen Li and Renee.


Renee was female? I couldn't tell from the pictures.


What about the back stabbing, bitchy, male hating psychopathology?
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2017, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Maybe you're a loveless substance abuser who brags about things he doesn't have the capacity to understand, earn, or invest in under the guise of securing the digits of online women he couldn't otherwise interest in a face to face meet.

You think I made the offer in order to befriend Berry?



It is well known that I have ZERO interest in women with kids.

You say that.


He talks about not liking women with kids so much it's probably the opposite.

I've noticed when  Mel talks a lot about a woman it's usually negative and he probably likes her..



Mimi, RW, Berry Sweet, Shen Li and Renee.


Renee was female? I couldn't tell from the pictures.


What about the back stabbing, bitchy, male hating psychopathology?

Who do you mean?
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 10, 2017, 11:16:19 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"What about the back stabbing, bitchy, male hating psychopathology?

You mean any average Western women these days?



Little wonder they are slowly getting replaced with Oriental women...
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Bricktop on December 11, 2017, 12:59:43 AM
You'll never replace that viper-tongued piece of shit with any Asian woman.



A half dozen of them, maybe...at least pound for pound.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2017, 01:03:59 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"You'll never replace that viper-tongued piece of shit with any Asian woman.



A half dozen of them, maybe...at least pound for pound.

I like Renee very much.
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Frood on December 11, 2017, 03:09:00 AM
What ever happened to that hooved window licker? Did it get nabbed by a neighbourhood of Maori's on a wedding feast shop?
Title: Re: Alright Berry! What phone do you want?
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2017, 08:51:23 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"What ever happened to that hooved window licker? Did it get nabbed by a neighbourhood of Maori's on a wedding feast shop?

She's doing fine.
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