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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on December 24, 2017, 03:29:00 PM

Title: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 24, 2017, 03:29:00 PM
...for a brief moment.



Just made an artery-clogging breakfast/lunch consisting of four strips of bacon, three eggs, and a pile of greasy hashbrowns.  I don't always eat like I'm at a greasy truck-stop diner, but today it just felt like the right thing to do.



I was enjoying my satisfactorily prepared meal (since I can actually prepare this shit with perfection), while studying up on the Appalachian region of the US.  In one way I should be thankful for what I have...



Yes, for a brief moment in my tormentuous life, I am oddly satisfied.



That is all.
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2017, 03:34:14 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"...for a brief moment.



Just made an artery-clogging breakfast/lunch consisting of four strips of bacon, three eggs, and a pile of greasy hashbrowns.  I don't always eat like I'm at a greasy truck-stop diner, but today it just felt like the right thing to do.



I was enjoying my satisfactorily prepared meal (since I can actually prepare this shit with perfection), while studying up on the Appalachian region of the US.  In one way I should be thankful for what I have...



Yes, for a brief moment in my tormentuous life, I am oddly satisfied.



That is all.

That is good.
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 24, 2017, 03:36:44 PM
I agree.
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Odinson on December 24, 2017, 04:02:10 PM
Sounds like a good hangover breakfast..
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 24, 2017, 04:03:50 PM
Oh yeah!  The only thing better for a hangover, would be to take a huge shit!



Strange how taking a huge shit works well for hangovers...  Must be the release of the toxic brown sludge.
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Odinson on December 24, 2017, 04:43:03 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Oh yeah!  The only thing better for a hangover, would be to take a huge shit!



Strange how taking a huge shit works well for hangovers...  Must be the release of the toxic brown sludge.


Yeah that helps too..



Hangover shit and really salty food... It almost cures the hangover.
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2017, 04:45:00 PM
I am going to do some elk kolbassa on the barbeque here in a few minutes. I got my jug beside me.  ac_drinks
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Odinson on December 24, 2017, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I am going to do some elk kolbassa on the barbeque here in a few minutes. I got my jug beside me.  ac_drinks


Its good to remember to eat while drinking..
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 24, 2017, 09:37:27 PM
Im doing crab legs for xmas dinner tomorrow....with butter...twice stuffed potatoes, mushroom caps, salad, cheese toast and maybe some carmelized carrots.  ANd wash it all down with Grande Marnier!  I will not feel guilty at all.
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 24, 2017, 09:41:16 PM
Not Burger King?  At Burger King, you can have it your way!
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 24, 2017, 09:44:18 PM
Put your reading glasses on, old man...
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Anonymous on December 25, 2017, 01:24:32 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Im doing crab legs for xmas dinner tomorrow....with butter...twice stuffed potatoes, mushroom caps, salad, cheese toast and maybe some carmelized carrots.  ANd wash it all down with Grande Marnier!  I will not feel guilty at all.

Damn! Trade you some crab legs for some of my mom's sam kyup sal.
Title: Re: I am oddly satisfied...
Post by: Bricktop on December 25, 2017, 06:19:59 PM
We just had turkey, roasted over onion, white wine, brandy and fresh oranges.