When was the last time that you, or a family member, ruined Christmas or another Holiday?
Surely there must be some good stories out there of ruined Holiday's...
Christmas came and went in here..
We have a christmas peace in my family.. No drinking so theres no problems. :D
Someone should go stuff some fireworks and firecrackers in the turkey.
Quote from: "Zetsu"
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Good idea. ac_toofunny
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Surely there must be some good stories out there of ruined Holiday's...
I am shit faced like I am every December 24, 25 and 26. My entire family are rednecks. Other than my old lady, drinking and fighting are normal holiday celebrations.
I have an unstable military explosive in my warehouse..
The detonator cannot be trusted anymore... Might detonate immediately or after a few secs..
I either take it to the cops or wait for new years eve so that the explosion dont attract too much attention.
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Surely there must be some good stories out there of ruined Holiday's...
I never ruin anything because im always so polite. But not this year. After years of telling my mother I am no longer interested in having to visit with my sister when she's here...which was 1 month ago...my mom forced me to come to high tea...I didn't want to go but, being polite, I did....my sister ended up screaming at Lo and acting like a cunt...my mom then calls me and blames everything on me....but of course....then she threatened to disown me if I "don't change my attitude"....so I was like, OK, bye...over and done with...moving on...no more stupid shit and pathetic cunts in my life.
Ruined another high tea, did you?
Ruined a high tea because my sister caused a scene? Yeah good one. Im sick n tired of this pompus cunt behaviour. I wasnt born to be a fake cunt. And sit there and pretend to be all that while feeloading off men. Yeah, no thx.
Sometimes it's just better to distance ones self from problem family members. I mean, we aren't East Indians, so it's not like there's a heavy expectation that we have to live all happily together in the same house, like they do.
Quote from: "Odinson"
The detonator cannot be trusted anymore... Might detonate immediately or after a few secs..
I either take it to the cops or wait for new years eve so that the explosion dont attract too much attention.
Bury it under a stump or rock you want removed, run a line to it, and don't waste the explosive.
No. ANY detonator that is questionable, should be left to Odie... Either to sit in the warehouse, or ignited on New Years Eve!
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I´m thinking of detonating it with another explosive..
I´ve been thinking of destroying a fox´s hole nearby..
Or I could mail it to the local refugee-center.