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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Aryan on December 25, 2017, 03:27:54 PM

Title: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 25, 2017, 03:27:54 PM
I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 25, 2017, 03:30:22 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Later brother.  Hey wait, where are you working that's so frickin important?
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 25, 2017, 03:33:33 PM
I'm working the door of a local boozer tonight, should be alright, I'm gonna be on the voddy and cokes.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 25, 2017, 03:36:02 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm working the door of a local boozer tonight, should be alright, I'm gonna be on the voddy and cokes.  ac_biggrin

Shouldn't be very busy.



I have been drinking barrel wash by the gallon since I got home Saturday. My kid and his girlfriend are here. I have been smoking his pot too. Turkey will be done at five pm.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Thiel on December 25, 2017, 04:11:24 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Merry Christmas to you too sweetie. muah
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Bricktop on December 25, 2017, 06:16:31 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm working the door of a local boozer tonight, should be alright, I'm gonna be on the voddy and cokes.  ac_biggrin


"'Ere...you can't go in dressed in that. Sod off" said the doorman covered in swastikas.



By the way, in Australia,security personnel are forbidden by law to consume alcohol whilst on duty.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 26, 2017, 03:11:29 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"By the way, in Australia, security personnel are forbidden by law to consume alcohol whilst on duty.


Look, he's working on Christmas.  If the perks are a few drinks to help him bounce a trouble maker outta the place, so be it.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Bricktop on December 26, 2017, 05:39:11 AM
And THAT is why it is illegal for security staff to consume alcohol whilst on duty.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Frood on December 26, 2017, 06:27:03 AM
Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 26, 2017, 10:38:14 AM
Quote from: "Thiel"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Merry Christmas to you too sweetie. muah


 ac_wot
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 26, 2017, 10:39:16 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm working the door of a local boozer tonight, should be alright, I'm gonna be on the voddy and cokes.  ac_biggrin


"'Ere...you can't go in dressed in that. Sod off" said the doorman covered in swastikas.



By the way, in Australia,security personnel are forbidden by law to consume alcohol whilst on duty.


And? Why do you think voddy is my tipple of choice when working.  :laugh:



Lots of chewing gum is also essential.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 26, 2017, 10:41:38 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2017, 11:29:06 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Thiel"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Merry Christmas to you too sweetie. muah


 ac_wot

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Blazor on December 26, 2017, 11:36:47 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"


Lots of chewing gum is also essential.


Cause we know what will happen if you run out of bubble gum  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Frood on December 26, 2017, 01:33:53 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:


What's your problem, door dummy?
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2017, 03:40:17 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Thiel"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Merry Christmas to you too sweetie. muah


 ac_wot

The nazi has got himself a boyfriend. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Bricktop on December 26, 2017, 05:34:39 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"


And? Why do you think voddy is my tipple of choice when working.  :laugh:




To make your balls appear larger, I suspect.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2017, 05:44:43 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"And THAT is why it is illegal for security staff to consume alcohol whilst on duty.

I used to do some bouncing on my days off from the patch when I was young. I'd take my drinks at the end of my shift.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Bricktop on December 26, 2017, 05:46:56 PM
We had too many episodes of "bouncers" being more aggressive and troublesome than patrons.



Now they have to be licenced, and subject to strict rules of conduct.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2017, 06:18:02 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"We had too many episodes of "bouncers" being more aggressive and troublesome than patrons.



Now they have to be licenced, and subject to strict rules of conduct.

That makes sense.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 27, 2017, 09:05:16 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:


What's your problem, door dummy?


I don't like trannies, that includes e-trannies. Just why did you come back again?



If it's to make a play for Lavender Arse now that him and RW have finished, you're wasting your time, he's got his eye on Seoulbro.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 27, 2017, 09:06:34 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"


And? Why do you think voddy is my tipple of choice when working.  :laugh:




To make your balls appear larger, I suspect.


Nope, being on the same or similar level to those in the bar makes the night run smoother I find.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Blazor on December 27, 2017, 09:29:59 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"


Nope, being on the same or similar level to those in the bar makes the night run smoother I find.


I bet lol. I find being around certain drinkers when I aint drinking is really annoying sometimes lol.



I dont blame ya for having a couple drinks for the duration of your Christmas shift, bad enough you had to work. Hell a man can have around 3 drinks in an hour and legally drive, so I dont see nothin wrong with a couple over an 8 hour period.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 27, 2017, 09:35:31 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"


Nope, being on the same or similar level to those in the bar makes the night run smoother I find.


I bet lol. I find being around certain drinkers when I aint drinking is really annoying sometimes lol.



I dont blame ya for having a couple drinks for the duration of your Christmas shift, bad enough you had to work. Hell a man can have around 3 drinks in an hour and legally drive, so I dont see nothin wrong with a couple over an 8 hour period.


Yeah man exactly! I hate being sober around drunk people, and in my weekend work, it's the norm so I have to find ways to take the edge off the annoyance.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Blazor on December 27, 2017, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"


Yeah man exactly! I hate being sober around drunk people, and in my weekend work, it's the norm so I have to find ways to take the edge off the annoyance.  :laugh:


I know all about taking the edge off lol  :Ghelyon:
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Frood on December 27, 2017, 09:51:50 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:


What's your problem, door dummy?


I don't like trannies, that includes e-trannies. Just why did you come back again?



If it's to make a play for Lavender Arse now that him and RW have finished, you're wasting your time, he's got his eye on Seoulbro.




 :001_rolleyes:



If you have a phobia of e-trannies it's probably because you're attracted to them deep down inside.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 27, 2017, 10:14:56 AM
And to top it off, you're a lefty, using their typical tactic of claiming when someone doesn't like something, it's a 'phobia'.



A phobia is a fear dumbass, not an intense dislike of something or someone.



Perhaps you have a phobia of being male? It would explain why you pretend to be some annoying bitch called 'Dianna'.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Frood on December 27, 2017, 10:29:35 AM
You're protesting your phobia/love of trannies too much for it to mean nothing at all to you.  ac_biggrin



Though I'm neither a trannie or a liberal.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2017, 11:06:33 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:


What's your problem, door dummy?


I don't like trannies, that includes e-trannies. Just why did you come back again?



If it's to make a play for Lavender Arse now that him and RW have finished, you're wasting your time, he's got his eye on Seoulbro.

And you have your eye on Thiel.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 27, 2017, 06:25:20 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:


What's your problem, door dummy?


I don't like trannies, that includes e-trannies. Just why did you come back again?



If it's to make a play for Lavender Arse now that him and RW have finished, you're wasting your time, he's got his eye on Seoulbro.

And you have your eye on Thiel.

 :laugh:


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Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2017, 06:35:30 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:


What's your problem, door dummy?


I don't like trannies, that includes e-trannies. Just why did you come back again?



If it's to make a play for Lavender Arse now that him and RW have finished, you're wasting your time, he's got his eye on Seoulbro.

And you have your eye on Thiel.

 :laugh:


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Playing hard to get.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on December 27, 2017, 09:40:39 PM
Having just had turkey over Thanksgiving, I was not thrilled to make turkey this time but I made it. Two ingredients I wanted to omit from my cooking this time are celery and carrots. I realize I am fed up with their smell in the roasting of the turkey so I changed my ensemble. This time I used plainly herbs and no stuffing. Stuffing is just another heavy dish that I don't really want with my turkey. So, no stuffing and just plain simple turkey with some gravy. I filled the gravy with shiitake mushrooms. That was nice. I put savory items in the cavity such as onions, lemons, and oranges. I chose to rub the bird with chopped herbs instead and they were: Oregano, Thyme, Rosemary, Marjoram and Sage. That was all and it turned out beautifully and no lingering smells of celery and carrots.  :oeudC:
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2017, 09:52:50 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Having just had turkey over Thanksgiving, I was not thrilled to make turkey this time but I made it. Two ingredients I wanted to omit from my cooking this time are celery and carrots. I realize I am fed up with their smell in the roasting of the turkey so I changed my ensemble. This time I used plainly herbs and no stuffing. Stuffing is just another heavy dish that I don't really want with my turkey. So, no stuffing and just plain simple turkey with some gravy. I filled the gravy with shiitake mushrooms. That was nice. I put savory items in the cavity such as onions, lemons, and oranges. I chose to rub the bird with chopped herbs instead and they were: Oregano, Thyme, Rosemary, Marjoram and Sage. That was all and it turned out beautifully and no lingering smells of celery and carrots.  :oeudC:

That's an interesting way to cook a turkey. My mom always stuffs the turkey and puts sage on the outside. It's good of course, but I would like to try different ways of cooking a bird.
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Aryan on December 28, 2017, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Having just had turkey over Thanksgiving, I was not thrilled to make turkey this time but I made it. Two ingredients I wanted to omit from my cooking this time are celery and carrots. I realize I am fed up with their smell in the roasting of the turkey so I changed my ensemble. This time I used plainly herbs and no stuffing. Stuffing is just another heavy dish that I don't really want with my turkey. So, no stuffing and just plain simple turkey with some gravy. I filled the gravy with shiitake mushrooms. That was nice. I put savory items in the cavity such as onions, lemons, and oranges. I chose to rub the bird with chopped herbs instead and they were: Oregano, Thyme, Rosemary, Marjoram and Sage. That was all and it turned out beautifully and no lingering smells of celery and carrots.  :oeudC:


Well, no one can accuse you of not making an effort for Chrimbo din dinz.   ac_wot
Title: Re: Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2017, 11:37:02 AM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Having just had turkey over Thanksgiving, I was not thrilled to make turkey this time but I made it. Two ingredients I wanted to omit from my cooking this time are celery and carrots. I realize I am fed up with their smell in the roasting of the turkey so I changed my ensemble. This time I used plainly herbs and no stuffing. Stuffing is just another heavy dish that I don't really want with my turkey. So, no stuffing and just plain simple turkey with some gravy. I filled the gravy with shiitake mushrooms. That was nice. I put savory items in the cavity such as onions, lemons, and oranges. I chose to rub the bird with chopped herbs instead and they were: Oregano, Thyme, Rosemary, Marjoram and Sage. That was all and it turned out beautifully and no lingering smells of celery and carrots.  :oeudC:

I'd like to try that Azhya.
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