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Title: Diego has left me
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2018, 03:50:07 PM
I woke upto find a note saying that things weren't working and he was leaving. I am distraught.
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: realgrimm on January 01, 2018, 04:43:13 PM
Must have been the nightly beatings and the drunken grope times.. You should have kept the nurse.... Diego probably finds it way less romantic having to change your poopie diapers
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: Aryan on January 01, 2018, 05:04:44 PM
Cheer up Seaman, he was too young for you anyway, and at least this saves you the job of having to dig another hole in your back garden once you've grown tired of him.
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2018, 05:44:52 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Cheer up Seaman, he was too young for you anyway, and at least this saves you the job of having to dig another hole in your back garden once you've grown tired of him.


SEAMAN the dirty ole senile nappy soiler .



If his latest Boy - crush doesnt return SEAMANS imagined Wubs , then hes ' Goes missing ' .

SEAMANS Pink tin shack and Banana grove need to be dug up by the Costa - Ebolan police .

Theres a lot of unsolved missing teen lady Boy cases that could be solved .
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 01, 2018, 05:49:05 PM
Probably one of them is a snowflake.
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: Aryan on January 01, 2018, 05:58:11 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Cheer up Seaman, he was too young for you anyway, and at least this saves you the job of having to dig another hole in your back garden once you've grown tired of him.


SEAMAN the dirty ole senile nappy soiler .



If his latest Boy - crush doesnt return SEAMANS imagined Wubs , then hes ' Goes missing ' .

SEAMANS Pink tin shack and Banana grove need to be dug up by the Costa - Ebolan police .

Theres a lot of unsolved missing teen lady Boy cases that could be solved .


Alright KAM, happy New Year you Specci brew swigging pest.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2018, 06:08:00 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Cheer up Seaman, he was too young for you anyway, and at least this saves you the job of having to dig another hole in your back garden once you've grown tired of him.


SEAMAN the dirty ole senile nappy soiler .



If his latest Boy - crush doesnt return SEAMANS imagined Wubs , then hes ' Goes missing ' .

SEAMANS Pink tin shack and Banana grove need to be dug up by the Costa - Ebolan police .

Theres a lot of unsolved missing teen lady Boy cases that could be solved .


Alright KAM, happy New Year you Specci brew swigging pest.   :laugh:


Im not KAM .



Ermm . Happy New year Feller .   ac_drinks



Im not KAM .  :laugh:
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2018, 09:41:39 PM
Old TD is not too bright and has a hard time getting along with people.
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2018, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Old TD is not too bright and has a hard time getting along with people.


Ya Fuckin Crony .
Title: Re: Diego has left me
Post by: Aryan on January 01, 2018, 10:18:46 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Old TD is not too bright and has a hard time getting along with people.


He's easily the most disliked person I've ever seen on forums, except for maybe Pointbreak/Gallium the panty sniffer.