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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 01:55:14 PM

Title: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 01:55:14 PM
...and I shall never be the same again.









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Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2018, 02:01:13 PM
No Korean? I'm sorry about that.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2018, 02:07:46 PM
Ashkenazi Jewish 3.7%....SCOUSE where are you?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Ashkenazi Jewish 3.7%....SCOUSE where are you?

He better not say anything until he gets DNA test done...
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 02:19:28 PM
My Maternal Haplogroup is V1, which is relatively rare...  Benjamin Franklin was also a V1.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 02:26:37 PM
Fuckin' Jews...  Always getting into shit where they don't belong.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 02:36:04 PM
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Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 02:42:14 PM
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Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 02:48:54 PM
Wonder if 3.7% is enough to get into cc's pants, 'cause I wanna get my hands on some of that Jew Wealth!
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Odinson on January 06, 2018, 03:01:56 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Wonder if 3.7% is enough to get into cc's pants, 'cause I wanna get my hands on some of that Jew Wealth!


She wants some pure nordic nazi hard-ass cock...





Not limp jewish winky dink..
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 03:06:23 PM
Oy Vey!



Must go now.  Mustang needs oil changed.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2018, 03:13:11 PM
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DNA Kits A Scam

Claims that this analysis will tell you much about where you came from are downright fraudulent, anthropologist Deborah Bolnick of the University of Texas at Austin and 14 co-authors recently reported.



Instead of tracing our genetic past, what we get is a scientific scam

https://www.livescience.com/2084-dna-kits-secrets-scientific-scam.html



Idiots and their money are soon parted eh Gomer. ac_lmfao
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 03:37:36 PM
Are you going to embrace your Jewish side Stephen?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2018, 04:11:09 PM
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DNA Kits A Scam

Claims that this analysis will tell you much about where you came from are downright fraudulent, anthropologist Deborah Bolnick of the University of Texas at Austin and 14 co-authors recently reported.



Instead of tracing our genetic past, what we get is a scientific scam

https://www.livescience.com/2084-dna-kits-secrets-scientific-scam.html



Idiots and their money are soon parted eh Gomer. ac_lmfao

I question how scientific these budget DNA tests are too.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 04:20:50 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Are you going to embrace your Jewish side Stephen?

I'm tainted.  I've lived my entire life tainted... :sad:
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 04:47:24 PM
Now I really have a legitimate reason to drink...
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 05:45:59 PM
Here are confirmed relatives in Yankyland:







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Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 05:53:10 PM
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Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 05:58:37 PM
See?  My people went to California. I always knew I belonged in San Francisco, instead of this frozen fucking gulag known as Canada.



I wanna be with my people, out there having fun in the warm California sun.  Just as long as it's a nice, safe, white town.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 06:23:41 PM
I'd love to move south.  Buy a little island, have some dogs and a horse, grow my own garden....
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 06:24:05 PM
Are Jews White?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 06:27:08 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I'd love to move south.  Buy a little island, have some dogs and a horse, grow my own garden....

Well, don't think it's cheap to actually buy and own an island...
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 06:28:20 PM
I'm dreaming but I'd love that
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 06:45:02 PM
This is what 23 and Me thinks about my Jewish heritage...  Wonder if he/she ended up getting gassed?





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Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 06:48:40 PM
Mazel tov!
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 06:51:27 PM
Oy Vey...    :sad:
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 06:53:31 PM
Are you thinking of becoming a rabbi?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 06:56:32 PM
Guess I'll have to start looking for the Kosher symbol on my grocery items...    :sad:
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 07:02:26 PM
Yes and you should grow some ringlets on the sides of your head.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 07:03:20 PM
I'll have a surgeon hook my nose...



Shalom.   :sad:
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 07:10:52 PM
L'Chayim!
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 07:17:39 PM
:sad:











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Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 07:37:59 PM
I like to know my history...I sometimes wonder if I have part Arab or black in me ...but I'm mostly European.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 07:39:33 PM
$129 CDN for just the ancestry test.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 07:42:23 PM
What do they test it on?  Blood?  Epithelial?  Urine?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 07:43:29 PM
You spit in a tube.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 07:45:07 PM
Do you go somewhere to do this?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 07:46:45 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Do you go somewhere to do this?

Nope.  They mail you the tube, and then you mail it back to them.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 07:57:19 PM
Hope they didn't throw some Jew genes in there as a joke...  Wonder if I should get a second opinion?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 09:29:38 PM
Interesting.  Going far back can be a surprise for anyone of any race.



I've been trying to look as far as back as possible about the royal family...I'm trying to understand how this royalty even came about...I've gotten as far as Cerdic of Wessex from 519AD but it gets confusing from there...I'm not sure what "picts" is but it stems from there...really weird.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 09:47:48 PM
Looks like it started with Alfred the Great, King of Wessex...
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2018, 10:16:28 PM
Hmm, I'm gonna look more later tonight at bedtime...but I like to know how all this royalness started...quite a few of them are really pathetic people
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2018, 10:26:25 PM
I don't trust My 23 and Me, but part of me is curious if I have any Japanese or European ancestry..



Taiwan has been colonized by Japan and European countries in the past.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2018, 11:37:07 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I don't trust My 23 and Me, but part of me is curious if I have any Japanese or European ancestry..

Taiwan has been colonized by Japan and European countries in the past.

Trust them or not...  23 and Me is nonetheless a legitimate business.  Don't complain if science gives you answers you may not like to hear!
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2018, 12:19:30 AM
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DNA Kits A Scam

Claims that this analysis will tell you much about where you came from are downright fraudulent, anthropologist Deborah Bolnick of the University of Texas at Austin and 14 co-authors recently reported.



Instead of tracing our genetic past, what we get is a scientific scam

https://www.livescience.com/2084-dna-kits-secrets-scientific-scam.html



Idiots and their money are soon parted eh Gomer. ac_lmfao

So what. He's only out a hundred bones.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Aryan on January 07, 2018, 05:12:50 PM
Ahh well, it's only 3.7%, CC's is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999%   :laugh3:
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Aryan on January 07, 2018, 05:13:19 PM
CC is so Juden, she can make a slice of toast turn into a Bagel!
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 07, 2018, 07:05:56 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Ahh well, it's only 3.7%, CC's is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999%   :laugh3:

True.



My Uncle was also shocked by the results, enough so that he wants me to order the kit for him also.  There's a slight chance it could come from my fathers side, but more likely to come from my mother's side, which my Uncle is her brother.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Aryan on January 07, 2018, 07:11:28 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Ahh well, it's only 3.7%, CC's is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999%   :laugh3:

True.



My Uncle was also shocked by the results, enough so that he wants me to order the kit for him also.  There's a slight chance it could come from my fathers side, but more likely to come from my mother's side, which my Uncle is her sister.


Are you positive that the results from the test are accurate?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: cc on January 07, 2018, 07:11:36 PM
Wannabe Kraut a certified JooOOoo ... Who wooda thot!!



 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:





Are you brave enough to test Scoucey old sport?
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 07, 2018, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Are you positive that the results from the test are accurate?

I would assume they are.  23 and Me seems reputable...
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 07, 2018, 07:41:59 PM
Quote from: "cc"Wannabe Kraut a certified JooOOoo ... Who wooda thot!!

Are you brave enough to test Scoucey old sport?

One of your people tainted my genetics sometime in the 1800's...
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2018, 07:43:19 PM
Quote from: "cc"Wannabe Kraut a certified JooOOoo ... Who wooda thot!!



 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:





Are you brave enough to test Scoucey old sport?

I wonder if Mel is going to make aliyah. :laugh3:
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 07, 2018, 07:44:06 PM
Oh Vey...    :sad:
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2018, 07:50:07 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Oh Vey...    :sad:

I like the country. It has some sexy, horny women. Taxes are high though. Those useless haredim have eight frickin kids and neither work nor are conscripted into the IDF.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 07, 2018, 10:46:52 PM
Jews have (had) been floating around Germany for a long time...  Since something like the year 300, to give perspective.



So, I'm guessing it wouldn't be totally uncommon to find small amounts of Jew DNA in non-Jewish Europeans.
Title: Re: My '23 and Me' results are in...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2018, 11:53:45 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Jews have (had) been floating around Germany for a long time...  Since something like the year 300, to give perspective.



So, I'm guessing it wouldn't be totally uncommon to find small amounts of Jew DNA in non-Jewish Europeans.

And a lot of European DNA in Ashkenazi Jews. I would argue that white European Jews are not really Jews at all. I'm not saying I believe that Khazar theory either.



The Mizrahim of the Middle East are the real Jews. They have little in common with the Ashkenazim in Israel either.