...and I shall never be the same again.

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No Korean? I'm sorry about that.
Ashkenazi Jewish 3.7%....SCOUSE where are you?
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Ashkenazi Jewish 3.7%....SCOUSE where are you?
He better not say anything until he gets DNA test done...
My Maternal Haplogroup is V1, which is relatively rare... Benjamin Franklin was also a V1.
Fuckin' Jews... Always getting into shit where they don't belong.

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Wonder if 3.7% is enough to get into cc's pants, 'cause I wanna get my hands on some of that Jew Wealth!
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Wonder if 3.7% is enough to get into cc's pants, 'cause I wanna get my hands on some of that Jew Wealth!
She wants some pure nordic nazi hard-ass cock...
Not limp jewish winky dink..
Oy Vey!
Must go now. Mustang needs oil changed.
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DNA Kits A Scam
Claims that this analysis will tell you much about where you came from are downright fraudulent, anthropologist Deborah Bolnick of the University of Texas at Austin and 14 co-authors recently reported.
Instead of tracing our genetic past, what we get is a scientific scam
https://www.livescience.com/2084-dna-kits-secrets-scientific-scam.html
Idiots and their money are soon parted eh Gomer. ac_lmfao
Are you going to embrace your Jewish side Stephen?
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DNA Kits A Scam
Claims that this analysis will tell you much about where you came from are downright fraudulent, anthropologist Deborah Bolnick of the University of Texas at Austin and 14 co-authors recently reported.
Instead of tracing our genetic past, what we get is a scientific scam
https://www.livescience.com/2084-dna-kits-secrets-scientific-scam.html
Idiots and their money are soon parted eh Gomer. ac_lmfao
I question how scientific these budget DNA tests are too.
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Are you going to embrace your Jewish side Stephen?
I'm tainted. I've lived my entire life tainted... :sad:
Now I really have a legitimate reason to drink...
Here are confirmed relatives in Yankyland:

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See? My people went to California. I always knew I belonged in San Francisco, instead of this frozen fucking gulag known as Canada.
I wanna be with my people, out there having fun in the warm California sun. Just as long as it's a nice, safe, white town.
I'd love to move south. Buy a little island, have some dogs and a horse, grow my own garden....
Are Jews White?
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
I'd love to move south. Buy a little island, have some dogs and a horse, grow my own garden....
Well, don't think it's cheap to actually buy and own an island...
I'm dreaming but I'd love that
This is what 23 and Me thinks about my Jewish heritage... Wonder if he/she ended up getting gassed?

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Mazel tov!
Oy Vey... :sad:
Are you thinking of becoming a rabbi?
Guess I'll have to start looking for the Kosher symbol on my grocery items... :sad:
Yes and you should grow some ringlets on the sides of your head.
I'll have a surgeon hook my nose...
Shalom. :sad:
L'Chayim!
:sad:

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I like to know my history...I sometimes wonder if I have part Arab or black in me ...but I'm mostly European.
$129 CDN for just the ancestry test.
What do they test it on? Blood? Epithelial? Urine?
You spit in a tube.
Do you go somewhere to do this?
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Do you go somewhere to do this?
Nope. They mail you the tube, and then you mail it back to them.
Hope they didn't throw some Jew genes in there as a joke... Wonder if I should get a second opinion?
Interesting. Going far back can be a surprise for anyone of any race.
I've been trying to look as far as back as possible about the royal family...I'm trying to understand how this royalty even came about...I've gotten as far as Cerdic of Wessex from 519AD but it gets confusing from there...I'm not sure what "picts" is but it stems from there...really weird.
Looks like it started with Alfred the Great, King of Wessex...
Hmm, I'm gonna look more later tonight at bedtime...but I like to know how all this royalness started...quite a few of them are really pathetic people
I don't trust My 23 and Me, but part of me is curious if I have any Japanese or European ancestry..
Taiwan has been colonized by Japan and European countries in the past.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I don't trust My 23 and Me, but part of me is curious if I have any Japanese or European ancestry..
Taiwan has been colonized by Japan and European countries in the past.
Trust them or not... 23 and Me is nonetheless a legitimate business. Don't complain if science gives you answers you may not like to hear!
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DNA Kits A Scam
Claims that this analysis will tell you much about where you came from are downright fraudulent, anthropologist Deborah Bolnick of the University of Texas at Austin and 14 co-authors recently reported.
Instead of tracing our genetic past, what we get is a scientific scam
https://www.livescience.com/2084-dna-kits-secrets-scientific-scam.html
Idiots and their money are soon parted eh Gomer. ac_lmfao
So what. He's only out a hundred bones.
Ahh well, it's only 3.7%, CC's is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% :laugh3:
CC is so Juden, she can make a slice of toast turn into a Bagel!
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Ahh well, it's only 3.7%, CC's is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% :laugh3:
True.
My Uncle was also shocked by the results, enough so that he wants me to order the kit for him also. There's a slight chance it could come from my fathers side, but more likely to come from my mother's side, which my Uncle is her brother.
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Ahh well, it's only 3.7%, CC's is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% :laugh3:
True.
My Uncle was also shocked by the results, enough so that he wants me to order the kit for him also. There's a slight chance it could come from my fathers side, but more likely to come from my mother's side, which my Uncle is her sister.
Are you positive that the results from the test are accurate?
Wannabe Kraut a certified JooOOoo ... Who wooda thot!!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Are you brave enough to test Scoucey old sport?
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Are you positive that the results from the test are accurate?
I would assume they are. 23 and Me seems reputable...
Quote from: "cc"
Wannabe Kraut a certified JooOOoo ... Who wooda thot!!
Are you brave enough to test Scoucey old sport?
One of your people tainted my genetics sometime in the 1800's...
Quote from: "cc"
Wannabe Kraut a certified JooOOoo ... Who wooda thot!!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Are you brave enough to test Scoucey old sport?
I wonder if Mel is going to make aliyah. :laugh3:
Oh Vey... :sad:
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Oh Vey... :sad:
I like the country. It has some sexy, horny women. Taxes are high though. Those useless haredim have eight frickin kids and neither work nor are conscripted into the IDF.
Jews have (had) been floating around Germany for a long time... Since something like the year 300, to give perspective.
So, I'm guessing it wouldn't be totally uncommon to find small amounts of Jew DNA in non-Jewish Europeans.
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Jews have (had) been floating around Germany for a long time... Since something like the year 300, to give perspective.
So, I'm guessing it wouldn't be totally uncommon to find small amounts of Jew DNA in non-Jewish Europeans.
And a lot of European DNA in Ashkenazi Jews. I would argue that white European Jews are not really Jews at all. I'm not saying I believe that Khazar theory either.
The Mizrahim of the Middle East are the real Jews. They have little in common with the Ashkenazim in Israel either.