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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Berry Sweet on January 15, 2018, 01:54:08 AM

Title: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 15, 2018, 01:54:08 AM
LO IS not well.  She has been farting something nasty.  I know a poop is coming.  I'm praying sooner rather than later.



They are coming in 5 min intervals....they are kid farts, so they are strong and powerful, and the worst part is...they linger....the smell is strong like bull yet vicious like snake...
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Angry White Male on January 15, 2018, 02:04:44 AM
Can you just place it on the patio until this passes?  Do you have a patio?
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 15, 2018, 02:22:27 AM
It? She has a name.  And no, thats mean.  Shes got something going on, a bug/cold, plus an arm injury....she just got back from her dad's this evening so it's probably the shit diet of pizza and other crap working it's way out of her arse....now I have to correct it.



When she can, she is ripping it out the patio door...yes I have a patio...and I can't wait till spring so I can clean it!  Put my table back up...this spring I want to make a sofa patio bench to lounge on....we love eating dinners out there.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Angry White Male on January 15, 2018, 02:30:39 AM
Then lock her in the bathroom with the fan on.  Bathroom has a fan, right?
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 15, 2018, 03:19:00 AM
Exhibit #1...poop in the toilet, unflushed.



Thx kid.



I live in a place that has everything and my personal touch and good home cooking.  I never realized before...but a lot of people just don't know how to cook.  I developed my cooking skills at a young age and mastered a lot in my early 20's.  I always though everyone knew the basics...there's men and women my age today who can't cook for shit.  LO IS lucky to have me! I can make just about anything from scratch, and have taught her well.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 15, 2018, 03:22:07 AM
I have a friend who thinks she makes killer Mac n cheese bake...so I went over one day to try...it was friggin Mac n cheese from a box with ground beef mixed in.  I was disappointed.   I make actual home made Mac n cheese...home made sauce, mix in noodles top with shredded cheese and bake.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Aryan on January 15, 2018, 04:04:10 AM
These poop stories remind of the time Twenty Dollars did a live stream of his diaper change!  :shock:
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Angry White Male on January 15, 2018, 04:11:59 AM
Berry has always been a shit freak!  Fucking Greeks...
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: shin on January 15, 2018, 07:48:22 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I have a friend who thinks she makes killer Mac n cheese bake...so I went over one day to try...it was friggin Mac n cheese from a box with ground beef mixed in.  I was disappointed.   I make actual home made Mac n cheese...home made sauce, mix in noodles top with shredded cheese and bake.


We call that Hamburger Helper where I'm from.



Does LO drink much water? It might be something she has to ride out, but water and tea were the first things to come to my mind.. but I don't know if you allow her to have tea or not.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 15, 2018, 10:14:25 AM
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I have a friend who thinks she makes killer Mac n cheese bake...so I went over one day to try...it was friggin Mac n cheese from a box with ground beef mixed in.  I was disappointed.   I make actual home made Mac n cheese...home made sauce, mix in noodles top with shredded cheese and bake.


We call that Hamburger Helper where I'm from.



Does LO drink much water? It might be something she has to ride out, but water and tea were the first things to come to my mind.. but I don't know if you allow her to have tea or not.


Yeah people are fucked.



Yes, she drinks water plenty....she's a cold water with ice cubes fan....she doesn't like tea but last night I made her some warmed lavender milk, it seemed to help.  And yeah she's gonna have to ride it out...I just woke up a while ago and my stomach is on fire...feels like I'm gonna puke....I hope she doesn't wake up like this....
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Angry White Male on January 15, 2018, 11:40:16 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I just woke up a while ago and my stomach is on fire...feels like I'm gonna puke....I hope she doesn't wake up like this....

Sounds like you and your daughter have some weird gastro-intestinal shit going on.  Could be genetic...



Maybe get referred to a specialist?  If you get referred now, you should be able to see one in about a year and a half, thanks to Canada's wonderful healthcare system...
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Aryan on January 15, 2018, 11:51:37 PM
Sounds as though Berry needs to give Taco Bell a miss for a few weeks....
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Angry White Male on January 15, 2018, 11:57:43 PM
She claims to eat a healthy diet, but I'm not so sure...  Shit, I forget if she even eats meat?  She may not eat meat, now that I recall...  Perhaps that has something to do with it.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 16, 2018, 08:29:21 PM
Scouse asked, so don't complain.



It is cold and flu season.  Kids tend to carry germs.  I eat meat occasionally but not a whole lot.  I prefer veggie.  I did have a Thai coconut soup this afternoon.   I prefer smaller meals with lots of flavor.  And yes, they can sometimes move my bowels.



I bet Scouse jacks off imagining the smell of my farts.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 16, 2018, 10:53:29 PM
Poop log... movement of bowels and elimination 7:52pm.



Poop style...deer like.



Hopefully this will take my head ache away.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Aryan on January 16, 2018, 10:59:41 PM
You should start a blog or something.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Bricktop on January 16, 2018, 11:27:45 PM
A Bog Blog???
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Aryan on January 16, 2018, 11:36:48 PM
She'll make thousands! I want a cut though as it was my idea...
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: shin on January 17, 2018, 06:17:00 AM
ratemypoodotcom
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Frood on January 17, 2018, 07:58:37 AM
Our LO tracked home the flu a few weeks ago. She was uncharacteristically out for the count over a day and a half but bounced back like nothing. Most of us copped the same thing although it took me two and a half days to get out of bed.



We've all been farty since.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Blazor on January 17, 2018, 11:35:38 AM
I did make a poop thread last night in the Gutter Berry, if you wanted to "turn Scouse on"  :laugh:
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2018, 11:40:03 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"I did make a poop thread last night in the Gutter Berry, if you wanted to "turn Scouse on"  :laugh:

I'm so glad I can't see what's posted there.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Blazor on January 17, 2018, 12:04:50 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"I did make a poop thread last night in the Gutter Berry, if you wanted to "turn Scouse on"  :laugh:

I'm so glad I can't see what's posted there.


Its really not that bad.... right now lol.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Aryan on January 17, 2018, 01:37:44 PM
I don't think I like this rep I'm getting for being into poop!  It's my partner in crime UncleDilf  who's into all that sort of thing.   :laugh:
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Blazor on January 17, 2018, 01:44:46 PM
lolololol
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: realgrimm on January 17, 2018, 02:18:27 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"


I bet Scouse jacks off imagining the smell of my farts.




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Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2018, 04:02:35 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I don't think I like this rep I'm getting for being into poop!  It's my partner in crime UncleDilf  who's into all that sort of thing.   :laugh:

Where is that juvenile delinquent?
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 17, 2018, 08:44:23 PM
Poop log... movement of bowels and elimination 5:43pm



Poop style...deer like...again.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Blazor on January 17, 2018, 09:00:32 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"


Poop style...deer like...again.


Lil BBs lol. Like pellets almost lol.



I know what deer poop looks like, helps me track them when hunting.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Aryan on January 18, 2018, 04:02:26 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I don't think I like this rep I'm getting for being into poop!  It's my partner in crime UncleDilf  who's into all that sort of thing.   :laugh:

Where is that juvenile delinquent?


On BestGore I think.  I'll invite him back on here now that we have a 'gutter' section, he'll be able to post  his more 'exotic' threads in there.  :laugh:
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Cronus on January 18, 2018, 06:10:14 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I don't think I like this rep I'm getting for being into poop!  It's my partner in crime UncleDilf  who's into all that sort of thing.   :laugh:

Where is that juvenile delinquent?

Banned...
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Aryan on January 18, 2018, 06:28:37 AM
Why??  ac_dunno
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 18, 2018, 10:33:52 PM
Poop log... movement of bowels and elimination 7:33pm



Poop style...deer like, followed by a solid log.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: mugwump on January 18, 2018, 11:02:43 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Poop log... movement of bowels and elimination 7:33pm



Poop style...deer like, followed by a solid log.

 :2r4ml1j_th:
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 18, 2018, 11:37:52 PM
Scouse wanted a poo thread.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: mugwump on January 18, 2018, 11:50:30 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Scouse wanted a poo thread.

I think that was a joo thread. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: shin on January 19, 2018, 07:28:50 AM
:laugh:



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Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2018, 09:01:39 AM
Quote from: "shin":laugh:



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That was good....good morning shin.

 ac_hithere
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: shin on January 20, 2018, 07:05:13 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin":laugh:



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That was good....good morning shin.

 ac_hithere


Good morning Fash!



I haven't had my coffee yet this morning, but I expect an entry to the captain's log would be feasible... if Berry doesn't mind?
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2018, 10:52:41 AM
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin":laugh:



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That was good....good morning shin.

 ac_hithere


Good morning Fash!



I haven't had my coffee yet this morning, but I expect an entry to the captain's log would be feasible... if Berry doesn't mind?

I'm sure she doesn't shin..



Enjoy your coffee.
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: realgrimm on January 20, 2018, 12:11:26 PM
I can't wait for Berrys next installment in this fecal saga , will it contain a solid consistency due to the abundance of roughage she's been ingesting.??..





the suspense killing me
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: shin on January 21, 2018, 10:15:50 AM
Berry, what do you think about women who say they don't fart?
Title: Re: The #2 case....
Post by: Aryan on January 21, 2018, 10:36:30 AM
And the ones who hide it.....  :laugh:
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