As you know, I'm in Blighty in June.
I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks
Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.
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I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks
Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.
The results came back from Ancestry.com and it seems you have some Jew blood. No pint for you.
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I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks
Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.
Haha I'm game for a meAT up, aslong as you don't fetch any of your plod mates from the Hate Crime squad to arrest me. :laugh3:
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I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks
Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.
The results came back from Ancestry.com and it seems you have some Jew blood. No pint for you.
Damn.
But if I cut those curly locks from the side of my head, put on a clip on foreskin and stop saying "oy vay, I'd kill for some jellied eels", do you think he'd notice??
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I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks
Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.
Haha I'm game for a meAT up, aslong as you don't fetch any of your plod mates from the Hate Crime squad to arrest me. :laugh3:
Plod mates?
Nah...course not...I don't have any plod mates, god bless. ac_dunno
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I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks
Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.
The results came back from Ancestry.com and it seems you have some Jew blood. No pint for you.
Damn.
But if I cut those curly locks from the side of my head, put on a clip on foreskin and stop saying "oy vay, I'd kill for some jellied eels", do you think he'd notice??
Hard to say.
Meh...the bastard would probably order Fosters anyway.
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It's beer isn't it?
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It's beer isn't it?
Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.
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It's beer isn't it?
Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.
I see, not your brand.
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It's beer isn't it?
Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.
I see, not your band.
Not anybody's brand here. Fosters is like fake beer to us. Worse than any light beer. We make jokes about Americans, Europeans, and Canadians who drink that crap. If it wasn't for Paul Hogan, all production would have ceased in the 80's.
You can literally drive up to a bottle shop and if they have the slabs on hand scrape off an inch thick layer of dust from the top because you're the first person in months who tried to buy one of the worst beers ever. Even worse than XXXX from up North.
Nobody and I mean nobody drinks that crap here.
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It's beer isn't it?
Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.
I see, not your band.
Not anybody's brand here. Fosters is like fake beer to us. Worse than any light beer. We make jokes about Americans, Europeans, and Canadians who drink that crap. If it wasn't for Paul Hogan, all production would have ceased in the 80's.
You can literally drive up to a bottle shop and if they have the slabs on hand scrape off an inch thick layer of dust from the top because you're the first person in months who tried to buy one of the worst beers ever. Even worse than XXXX from up North.
Nobody and I mean nobody drinks that crap here.
I've never seen cans of Fosters when we take milk and juice jugs back to the recycling depot.
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It's beer isn't it?
Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.
I see, not your band.
Not anybody's brand here. Fosters is like fake beer to us. Worse than any light beer. We make jokes about Americans, Europeans, and Canadians who drink that crap. If it wasn't for Paul Hogan, all production would have ceased in the 80's.
You can literally drive up to a bottle shop and if they have the slabs on hand scrape off an inch thick layer of dust from the top because you're the first person in months who tried to buy one of the worst beers ever. Even worse than XXXX from up North.
Nobody and I mean nobody drinks that crap here.
I've never seen cans of Fosters when we take milk and juice jugs back to the recycling depot.
You must live in a sophisticated area.
Maybe it's not sold here.
You'd be so lucky.
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Mel or Herman would know if it's sold in Western Canada.
Its SOLD?
You mean, people would pay money for that fizzy waste water?
Wow.
If you're at a party in Australia, and you see a guy standing on his own, with no social interaction with other party-goers whatsoever, HE is the one that brought Fosters.
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If you're at a party in Australia, and you see a guy standing on his own, with no social interaction with other party-goers whatsoever, HE is the one that brought Fosters.
That's usually KAM, but it's not because he brings Fosters, it's because he's thrown up the last 4 pack of Specci Brew he drank down himself and hasn't bothered getting changed.....
Fosters is also manufactured in Canada by Molson Coors. Who knew?
ALL Australians drink Fosters FACT!!! I seen it on Crocodile Dundee and The Simpsons confirmed it...
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You can buy it in Canada. But, Dink and Brick are right; it's donkey piss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC5-7Gxqfa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AmlG11cWg
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"Now brewed here" Thanx
:beurk:
If you can't get Fosters, but still insist on drinking fetid drain water laced with battery acid, try this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJwJc6Yppo
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"Now brewed here" Thanx
:beurk:
We love to share. Especially the stuff we don't want.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJwJc6Yppo
A dangerous commercial to make just for beer.
It's a dangerous beer.
One mouthful can lead to permanent sobriety and abstinence.
https://youtu.be/d-ziI1bh_Eg
https://youtu.be/WdN3PDeErvw
https://youtu.be/Sjl5_vDfiuM
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I hope Mel switches to that brand.
https://youtu.be/WXUql7Z-zfg
https://youtu.be/p7yelLEbLDg
https://youtu.be/C03k3YScMHc
Its slightly better than the others...
Australian mass produced beer is almost as undrinkable as America's.
American beers are the worst. Weak watery and full of crap.
Mass produced beer is for getting drunk, not for savouring.
Hence the renaissance of small breweries and craft beverages.
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I am one of those picky types when it comes to beer.
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I miss the old Fosters commercials, "How to Speak Australian" lol.
The dude that did Dundee actually made some of the commercials for them. I saw one that had a Canadian walk in and ask for a Fosters, he said "must be the call of the wild" lol.
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Its why I drink moonshine! ac_drinks
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I am one of those picky types when it comes to beer.
Same here lol, when I DO drink it lol.
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I miss the old Fosters commercials, "How to Speak Australian" lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw8J0rkAVs4