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Title: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 25, 2018, 01:23:25 PM
Not only that, but I have been alive over 70 years, and I don't have even a scrap of wisdom to show for it. I am a complete baphoon, (BTW I use that word in all of my posts, but I still have no idea how to spell it)
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Cronus on January 25, 2018, 02:20:44 PM
There's no could be about it. You are the stupidest person on the internet and in Costa Rica.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 25, 2018, 03:03:46 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars."Not only that, but I have been alive over 70 years, and I don't have even a scrap of wisdom to show for it. I am a complete baphoon, (BTW I use that word in all of my posts, but I still have no idea how to spell it)

There's no could be about it. You ARE the stupidest person on the internet.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 25, 2018, 04:25:06 PM
Why does nobody ever like me?  I'm so miserable and lonely.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2018, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars."Why does nobody ever like me?  I'm so miserable and lonely.

Go look at your own op.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2018, 03:44:29 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars."Why does nobody ever like me?  I'm so miserable and lonely.

Go look at your own op.


I think you are right.   I am the stupidest person on the internet.  And I deserve every bit of the abuse I get for it, and more.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2018, 04:10:23 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars."
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars."Why does nobody ever like me?  I'm so miserable and lonely.

Go look at your own op.


I think you are right.   I am the stupidest person on the internet.  And I deserve every bit of the abuse I get for it, and more.

More is on the way Total Dumbass. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 26, 2018, 08:48:27 PM
I went to vf today....I dunno what's going on over there but it's a mess....and 20 posting surfer pics of himself saying it was last week, when I swear it's the same pic he's been posting over and over.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2018, 09:12:44 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I went to vf today....I dunno what's going on over there but it's a mess....and 20 posting surfer pics of himself saying it was last week, when I swear it's the same pic he's been posting over and over.

It is.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: realgrimm on January 26, 2018, 09:21:43 PM
you should see the pic I found of him at some child surfing function he was balancing 2 kids in his arms with some creepy look on his face ...lol..I pulled it out and confronted him with it and he thanked me for finding the pic, then went on how beautiful children are.. I just knew my point was lost..
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2018, 01:58:42 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I went to vf today....I dunno what's going on over there but it's a mess....and 20 posting surfer pics of himself saying it was last week, when I swear it's the same pic he's been posting over and over.

He posted that over a year ago here. He posts pictures from over ten years ago so people  he doesn't know will say, wow, you never age. If Total Dunce wants likes, stay on facebook.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 27, 2018, 03:05:20 AM
I posted that was the same pic he had been posting for the last few years and he said it was taken last week....I don't understand people who keep lying about these noticeable things...it's like they think no one has noticed...what planet are they from???
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 27, 2018, 03:11:20 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"If Total Dunce wants likes, stay on facebook.


No shit eh?



All the filter pics there.  My ex and his wife have a pic up of them....they are 40...he looks his age and is balding...she wears extreme foundation but looks leathery in her old age...,the filters she used..shit it doesn't even look like them...they look like they are 20 year olds...it's so pathetic....like my go's...just accept who you are and the fact you are not a teenager....talk about self crisis.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2018, 11:47:04 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I posted that was the same pic he had been posting for the last few years and he said it was taken last week....I don't understand people who keep lying about these noticeable things...it's like they think no one has noticed...what planet are they from???

Twenty Dollars is not all there Berry..



Any sixty nine year old man that posts pictures more than a decade old to get affirmation from strangers is obviously very insecure.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2018, 02:15:29 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I went to vf today....I dunno what's going on over there but it's a mess....and 20 posting surfer pics of himself saying it was last week, when I swear it's the same pic he's been posting over and over.

He posted that over a year ago here. He posts pictures from over ten years ago so people  he doesn't know will say, wow, you never age. If Total Dunce wants likes, stay on facebook.

I saw that picture on his facebook page over 2 fucking years ago. I have seen more recent pics Total Dumbass and I would estimate that pic was taken in the early 2000's.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2018, 03:01:20 PM
Twenty Dollars is very insecure.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Wazzzup on January 27, 2018, 04:40:56 PM
On Bastard Factory TD posted a surfing pic and said it was from the day before, even though it was time stamped 1990.



He admitted later that he had retired from surfing years ago and his only physical activity was riding a bike.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2018, 05:18:57 PM
Quote from: "Wazzzup"On Bastard Factory TD posted a surfing pic and said it was from the day before, even though it was time stamped 1990.



He admitted later that he had retired from surfing years ago and his only physical activity was riding a bike.

What a nut.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 28, 2018, 03:01:01 AM
Has he lost his marbles?
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 02:01:19 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Has he lost his marbles?

Maybe, but he never was very bright.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 02:21:54 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Has he lost his marbles?

Maybe, but he never was very bright.

I can't understand why a sixty nine year old lets SCOUSE, and KAM get under his skin.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 02:33:57 PM
Thank god for date rape drugs,or I would still be a virgin like Joe.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Odinson on January 28, 2018, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: "SMP."Thank god for date rape drugs,or I would still be a virgin like Joe.


Nice...



I´ve only got my dates nice and drunk...





Added some extra vodka to their drinks....





Cheapest dates ever...
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 03:37:37 PM
QuoteCheapest dates ever

Barbie dolls can't drink very much eh loser. ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Odinson on January 28, 2018, 03:49:53 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
QuoteCheapest dates ever

Barbie dolls can't drink very much eh loser. ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao


East-block barbie dolls can drink any chinese person under the table..
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 03:54:00 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
QuoteCheapest dates ever

Barbie dolls can't drink very much eh loser. ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 07:20:47 PM
If I have sex with a barbie doll, will that get rid of my virginity?  If so, Guess who's making a trip to toys R Us tonight. :yahoo:
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 07:36:57 PM
Quote from: "JOE."If I have sex with a barbie doll, will that get rid of my virginity?  If so, Guess who's making a trip to toys R Us tonight. :yahoo:

We missed you joe.  :roll:
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Bricktop on January 28, 2018, 07:44:45 PM
We did?
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"We did?

NOT. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2018, 09:42:15 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Has he lost his marbles?

Maybe, but he never was very bright.

I can't understand why a sixty nine year old lets SCOUSE, and KAM get under his skin.

Because I am short, stupid and insecure. That's why I post 20 year old pics and claim they were taken last week.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 29, 2018, 11:19:59 AM
Please don't make fun of me.  I was born hideously deformed, and I have serious pshychological issues because of it.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 29, 2018, 08:28:21 PM
Quote from: "SMP."Please don't make fun of me.  I was born hideously deformed, and I have serious pshychological issues because of it.


Enough about you already, ugly freak.  This is my thread and its about hiw incredibly stiupid I am.  I am the king of stupid,  the biggest idiot on the internet!!



PS you are all biphooons
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 29, 2018, 08:31:34 PM
Quote from: "twenty Dollars."
Quote from: "SMP."Please don't make fun of me.  I was born hideously deformed, and I have serious pshychological issues because of it.


Enough about you already, ugly freak.  This is my thread and its about hiw incredibly stiupid I am.  I am the king of stupid,  the biggest idiot on the internet!!



PS you are all biphooons

And assumers. ac_lmfao
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2018, 12:20:08 PM
Don't say America.  I hate that.  There are three Americas.  Stop saying America!
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2018, 12:25:00 PM
Quote from: "twenty Dollars."
Quote from: "SMP."Please don't make fun of me.  I was born hideously deformed, and I have serious pshychological issues because of it.


Enough about you already, ugly freak.  This is my thread and its about hiw incredibly stiupid I am.  I am the king of stupid,  the biggest idiot on the internet!!



PS you are all biphooons

 :roll:
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2018, 11:29:53 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Diapers"Don't say America.  I hate that.  There are three Americas.  Stop saying America!

Did you see the SOTU? Trump hit all the right notes, but it was right over your head you biphoon. :laugh3:
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2018, 01:23:37 PM
Like many senior citizens I love bingo.  I am a bingo expert.  I know all the strategies involved.



You are all buphuins compared to me.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2018, 01:28:00 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars."Like many senior citizens I love bingo.  I am a bingo expert.  I know all the strategies involved.



You are all buphuins compared to me.

I admit I am a bingo buphuin Twenty Dollars.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on February 04, 2018, 01:54:29 PM
Nobody likes me at two internet forums.



Mission accomplished :thumbup:



Cross another one off the bucket list ac_cool
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on February 04, 2018, 02:19:53 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Wooden Nickles"Nobody likes me at two internet forums.



Mission accomplished :thumbup:



Cross another one off the bucket list ac_cool

Disliked on all forums and disliked in your own country, congratulations.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on February 09, 2018, 04:48:32 PM
A lot of peeple think serfers are dumm.  when they meat me they no that's not troo, that we are reel smart. Serfers are so smart.  I am veree smart!



You are all buhfphuines kompaired to me.
Title: Re: I could be the stupidest person on the internet
Post by: Anonymous on February 09, 2018, 06:50:50 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars."A lot of peeple think serfers are dumm.  when they meat me they no that's not troo, that we are reel smart. Serfers are so smart.  I am veree smart!



You are all buhfphuines kompaired to me.

Twenty Dollars, I've never even heard of a sixty nine year old one tenth as insecure as you are.