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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: shin on February 20, 2018, 06:14:10 AM

Title: Lies, lies, and more lies
Post by: shin on February 20, 2018, 06:14:10 AM
What are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told?
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Post by: shin on February 20, 2018, 06:18:38 AM
When I was an adolescent, someone told me that martial artists seeking to earn their black sash had to go through a process that involved getting shot up with novocaine and then being beaten with aluminum baseball bats to strengthen their bones. :laugh3:
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Post by: Frood on February 20, 2018, 06:24:34 AM
I was still told that Santa was real at age 9 even though I had found out 4 years before that was bs.
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Post by: realgrimm on February 20, 2018, 09:42:07 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"I was still told that Santa was real at age 9 even though I had found out 4 years before that was bs.

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Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2018, 09:49:28 AM
Quote from: "shin"What are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told?

A carbon tax will stop climate change.
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Post by: realgrimm on February 20, 2018, 10:18:24 AM
Milk is good for you, and the whole balanced meal food charts
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Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2018, 12:15:49 PM
Quote from: "shin"What are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told?

I hate bullshit and bullshitters. In real life I would walk away or beat the shit out of anyone who fed me bullshit. That's why I can't stand Joe and odinson.
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Post by: Blazor on February 20, 2018, 12:53:55 PM
Oil came from dinosaurs.



The Civil War was fought over slavery.



Im not cheating.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2018, 01:36:39 PM
Lowering taxes only benefits the super rich.
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Post by: cc on February 20, 2018, 02:33:05 PM
QuoteWhat are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told (or told)?

I never enjoyed sex with anyone but you ... honest!!!
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Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2018, 03:03:27 PM
-Planned Parenthood both needs and deserves government funding



-Retrocession Day transferred Taiwan's sovereignty from Japan to the Republic of China



-Most people use marijuana for medicinal purposes
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Post by: cc on February 20, 2018, 03:06:26 PM
good ones ^^
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Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2018, 04:24:57 PM
The budget will balance itself.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2018, 07:46:37 PM
Native education is underfunded.
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Post by: Thiel on February 20, 2018, 09:55:13 PM
Fifty is the new forty.
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Post by: Aryan on February 20, 2018, 11:55:02 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "shin"What are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told?

I hate bullshit and bullshitters. In real life I would walk away or beat the shit out of anyone who fed me bullshit. That's why I can't stand Joe and odinson.


Agree with you there. Billy bullshitters are one of my pet hates.
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Post by: Aryan on February 20, 2018, 11:55:46 PM
Quote from: "shin"What are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told?


That Hitler is dead!
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Post by: Frood on February 21, 2018, 01:23:53 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "shin"What are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told?


That Hitler is dead!


He is now, but he lived out his life in Bariloche well after the war with Eva.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2018, 01:34:27 AM
Cutting one per cent from public spending will put health care at risk, destroy public education and contaminate our food supply.
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Post by: Aryan on February 21, 2018, 01:38:07 AM
Someone once told me that Seoulbro is interesting!
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Post by: Frood on February 21, 2018, 01:40:28 AM
'Without chlorine and fluoride in our water supplies, we'd go back to the dark ages'



'Without injecting every helpless child with multiple vaccines, some we're not clear on the long term effects, we'd go back to the dark ages'



'People all around the world voted for income taxes because governments are such thrifty spenders on social services only they should supply'
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2018, 01:43:15 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Someone once told me that Seoulbro is interesting!

Probably the same person who said you were witty.
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Post by: Angry White Male on February 21, 2018, 02:41:52 AM
Quote from: "shin"What are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told?

23 and Me told me I'm 3.7% Jew.   :mad:



Am awaiting results from Ancestry.com to refute this.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2018, 11:52:37 AM
Local and organic is more "sustainable."
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2018, 12:02:35 PM
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Post by: Aryan on February 21, 2018, 12:07:09 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "shin"What are some of the most outrageous lies you've been told?

23 and Me told me I'm 3.7% Jew.   :mad:



Am awaiting results from Ancestry.com to refute this.


Its slander, pure slander! I'd sue if it was me.   :rules:
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Post by: Wazzzup on February 21, 2018, 01:06:30 PM
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 :laugh3:
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2018, 02:17:52 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2018, 03:17:29 PM
Signing on to the Paris Accord is about climate leadership.
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Post by: realgrimm on February 21, 2018, 06:28:06 PM
Go sit on that old mans lap and tell him want you want for Christmas.. I don't know why my mom kept inviting him over  :laugh3:  ..
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Post by: Bricktop on February 21, 2018, 08:35:14 PM
"We have a god given right to possess firearms".
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2018, 09:41:47 PM
Photo radar is a public safety tool.
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Post by: Frood on February 21, 2018, 09:53:13 PM
Hi, I'm a police officer and I'm here to help
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2018, 10:09:02 PM
Liberal elites don't use race as a prop to give their complaints credibility.
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Post by: shin on February 22, 2018, 08:18:25 AM
You can make someones heart explode by using pressure points in the palm of their hand to suddenly reverse their direction of their blood flow with 5 fingers.
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