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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Frood on February 23, 2018, 02:25:27 AM

Title: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Frood on February 23, 2018, 02:25:27 AM
What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2018, 02:28:58 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

Go to a car wash.
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Frood on February 23, 2018, 02:31:30 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

Go to a car wash.


I sprayed her down when I got home but wondered if I was washing away the luckiest bird poo ever. The velocity, impact, and I guess air currents were just right. Like a once in a lifetime bird blood and poo shitstorm.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2018, 02:36:19 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

Go to a car wash.


I sprayed her down when I got home but wondered if I was washing away the luckiest bird poo ever. The velocity, impact, and I guess air currents were just right. Like a once in a lifetime bird blood and poo shitstorm.  ac_biggrin

I'd still wash it thoroughly.
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Angry White Male on February 23, 2018, 02:43:50 AM
I've hit two birds with my Kenworth while working.



One I hit at about 100 km/h, and it spattered this purple blood over the outside mirror.  Purple blood!



I felt bad, but there was nothing I could do...
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Frood on February 23, 2018, 02:45:36 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I've hit two birds with my Kenworth while working.



One I hit at about 100 km/h, and it spattered this purple blood over the outside mirror.  Purple blood!



I felt bad, but there was nothing I could do...


Did you have a stroke of good luck sometime after?
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Angry White Male on February 23, 2018, 02:46:50 AM
No.  Good luck seems to elude me.  I have to instead travel through life relying on whit and charm instead...
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Frood on February 23, 2018, 02:58:04 AM
So bird poo and guts on you have been very bad luck.
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Angry White Male on February 23, 2018, 03:03:32 AM
I don't believe in luck.  The Asian posters here probably do, though!  Rucky Rucky!



That being said, one more day of work, which is fucking odd, since it's decided to snow and freeze up here (rare in Vancouver).



Historically, jobs would be cancelled should this happen, but I have never seen construction so busy here.  Ever.



I could turn down jobs, but that may not be in my best interest.



I'll be fucking glad when I get tomorrow over with.  I just KNOW it will be a fucking shit-show on the roads here!



Wish me luck!   :tease:
Title: Re: When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.
Post by: Frood on February 23, 2018, 04:40:27 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

Go to a car wash.


I sprayed her down when I got home but wondered if I was washing away the luckiest bird poo ever. The velocity, impact, and I guess air currents were just right. Like a once in a lifetime bird blood and poo shitstorm.  ac_biggrin

I'd still wash it thoroughly.


It's rinsed enough until tomorrow when I can get to the Newsagent and buy a lotto ticket. I'll put her through the laser wash on the way home.  :thumbup:
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