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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on March 15, 2018, 10:22:51 PM

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Question: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Option 1: His wife recently threatened divorce if she hears "Bloody 'ell dear, I think I shat me trousers again" even just one more time. votes: 0
Option 2: His lower quality mobility scooter regularly gets hung up traversing irregular terrain, leaving him stranded until someone can push him free. votes: 0
Option 3: Even high doses of Viagra are no longer able to combat his erectile dysfunction. votes: 3
Option 4: His police pension is lower than he had initially planned on, due to a forced early retirement for 'inappropriate relations with a male co-worker.' votes: 0
Option 5: All of the above. votes: 1
Title: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Angry White Male on March 15, 2018, 10:22:51 PM
There must be reasons, but we are not privy to them...
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: cc on March 15, 2018, 10:40:16 PM
Forum posters?
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Angry White Male on March 15, 2018, 10:41:27 PM
Quote from: "cc"Forum posters?

Are they making him feel inferior or something?
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Bricktop on March 16, 2018, 12:06:16 AM
Yeah, right. I look up to you, Mel. With you being a truck driver and everything...
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Angry White Male on March 16, 2018, 12:19:33 AM
I'm a business owner.  Get it right!
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Bricktop on March 16, 2018, 01:36:09 AM
You're a fucking truck driver, with your own rig (yours and the bank's, to be more precise). I used to TEST truck drivers for their practical exam.



I think their combined IQ may have been just sufficient to boil water without scalding themselves.
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Angry White Male on March 16, 2018, 01:41:39 AM
It's like any other profession...  Some guys are good, and some guys are fucking idiots.



Certainly trucking is no exception to this rule.
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Blazor on March 16, 2018, 09:56:47 AM
^^^aint that the truth.
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Wazzzup on March 16, 2018, 10:22:52 PM
Because Matt Damon is moving to Australia???



https://pagesix.com/2018/03/15/matt-damon-moving-family-to-australia-because-of-trump/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
QuoteA source exclusively tells Page Six: "Matt's telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he's moving the family to Australia" because the activist actor disagrees with Trump's policies.


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Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2018, 10:26:55 PM
Quote from: "Wazzzup"Because Matt Damon is moving to Australia???



https://pagesix.com/2018/03/15/matt-damon-moving-family-to-australia-because-of-trump/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
QuoteA source exclusively tells Page Six: "Matt's telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he's moving the family to Australia" because the activist actor disagrees with Trump's policies.


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Brick has a reason to hate Trump now.
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Bricktop on March 16, 2018, 11:05:47 PM
Like that will happen.



You don't just "move" to Australia.



You emigrate.



And I doubt he'd be given a visa.
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2018, 11:16:49 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Like that will happen.



You don't just "move" to Australia.



You emigrate.



And I doubt he'd be given a visa.

With his money, there must be at least one visa he would qualify for.
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Bricktop on March 16, 2018, 11:19:27 PM
Yep.



Tourist.
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2018, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Yep.



Tourist.

Some sort of residency.....perhaps as an investor.
Title: Re: Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?
Post by: Bricktop on March 16, 2018, 11:40:40 PM
Then he will have to invest...