Title: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 04:43:33 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 04:43:33 PM
Ancestry is a little different than 23 & Me, but the results are fairly similar. There's still a little Jew in there, but I guess I just cannot shake that...
Still surprised at the amount of Eastern Euro. Everyone knows that Eastern Euro's are the Goulash slurping White Niggers of Europe. Think Evs. Yech!
However, when I power up my randy-dandy MicroSoft calc, and add up teh Superior Genez (Scandinavia, Europe West, and Great Britain), I find that I'm 56% superior genetically.
Obviously the target would be 100% Superior genetics, but I guess it could be worse. At least it's 100% Euro.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2018, 04:54:26 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2018, 04:54:26 PM
As you may know, I desired a second opinion on DNA results, and they are now in.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Ancestry is a little different than 23 & Me, but the results are fairly similar. There's still a little Jew in there, but I guess I just cannot shake that...
Still surprised at the amount of Eastern Euro. Everyone knows that Eastern Euro's are the Goulash slurping White Blacks of Europe. Think Evs. Yech!
However, when I power up my randy-dandy MicroSoft calc, and add up teh Superior Genez (Scandinavia, Europe West, and Great Britain), I find that I'm 56% superior genetically.
Obviously the target would be 100% Superior genetics, but I guess it could be worse. At least it's 100% Euro.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i68.tinypic.com/29lnxib.png%22%3Ehttp://i68.tinypic.com/29lnxib.png%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Congratulations, I guess.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 04:55:51 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 04:55:51 PM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2018, 05:03:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2018, 05:03:00 PM
What happened to the thread where I asked if you forced your kids to master the piano? It disappeared. It was a legit question, yo!Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I don't know what that has to do with this thread, but I don't remember it.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 05:20:15 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 05:20:15 PM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2018, 05:30:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2018, 05:30:51 PM
Clearly you don't want to answer the question. I won't push you like you did your poor kids on the piano...Quote from: "Angry White Male"ac_biggrin
I don't remember reading your question.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 05:36:35 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 05:36:35 PM
It was an honest question! Did you force your kids to master the piano, or else subject them to swift and severe Asian-style punishment?
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 05:44:34 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 05:44:34 PM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Odinson on March 25, 2018, 07:31:26 PM
Post by: Odinson on March 25, 2018, 07:31:26 PM
He was a really dark man, you see..
And I have red beard and brown hair.
I dare not to open that can of worms.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 07:32:29 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 07:32:29 PM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Lance Leftardashian on March 25, 2018, 09:15:04 PM
Post by: Lance Leftardashian on March 25, 2018, 09:15:04 PM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 09:17:14 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 25, 2018, 09:17:14 PM
DNA is nonsense, in 2018 we can identify as any ethnicity we choose.Quote from: "Lance Leftardashian"
Can I be Indian? That way I can avoid paying taxes, and also have access to post-secondary education paid 100% by the taxpayers!
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2018, 09:23:16 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2018, 09:23:16 PM
DNA is nonsense, in 2018 we can identify as any ethnicity we choose.Quote from: "Lance Leftardashian"
No, we can't.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Odinson on March 26, 2018, 05:34:24 AM
Post by: Odinson on March 26, 2018, 05:34:24 AM
DNA is nonsense, in 2018 we can identify as any ethnicity we choose.Quote from: "Lance Leftardashian"
You are what you are..
If you dont wanna identify as what you are, seek help..
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 26, 2018, 05:45:11 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 26, 2018, 05:45:11 AM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2018, 08:53:24 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2018, 08:53:24 AM
This thread is fuckin stupid.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
There are a lot of stupid people. Those DNA sites do a brisk business.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 01:57:58 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 01:57:58 AM
This thread is fuckin stupid.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Why? Because I had a DNA test done and posted the results?
As a result, this is a 'stupid thread' compared to the thousands of other 'gems' here?
Looks like I'll have to set my sights lower, with Tom & Jerry cartoons instead of Seinfeld.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 29, 2018, 02:18:04 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 29, 2018, 02:18:04 AM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 02:24:36 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 02:24:36 AM
I'll deal with that!
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Frood on March 29, 2018, 04:28:07 AM
Post by: Frood on March 29, 2018, 04:28:07 AM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 12:03:22 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 12:03:22 PM
This thread is fuckin stupid.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
There are a lot of stupid people. Those DNA sites do a brisk business.
I would be more interested in knowing who my ancestors were rather than their ethnicity.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: cc on March 29, 2018, 12:59:40 PM
Post by: cc on March 29, 2018, 12:59:40 PM
Mate's nephew "by inlaw", born of unknown father recently found his father by other means - then entered some ancestry program and found a "likely" sister in England. He called her and said "is your father such and such" .. she said "yes"
Mate had taken him in at 16 yrs old when his "family" mistreated him. When mate and wife broke up he chose to stay with mate rather than the "family" that had treated him as and even called him "the bastard" .... leaving him with no blood family so far as he and they were concerned.
Made us so happy - This wonderful person who overcame such obstacles and became a successful person (an inspiration for all) now knows he has a 1/2 sister and finally is part of a "by blood family" that cares. He and his 1/2 sister who also has no other family now communicate regularly. They plan to meet in person in the future.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 05:58:53 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 05:58:53 PM
There are some that do ancestorsQuote from: "cc"
Mate's nephew "by inlaw", born of unknown father recently found his father by other means - then entered some ancestry program and found a "likely" sister in England. He called her and said "is your father such and such" .. she said "yes"
Mate had taken him in at 16 yrs old when his "family" mistreated him. When mate and wife broke up he chose to stay with mate rather than the "family" that had treated him as and even called him "the bastard" .... leaving him with no blood family so far as he and they were concerned.
Made us so happy - This wonderful person who overcame such obstacles and became a successful person (an inspiration for all) now knows he has a 1/2 sister and finally is part of a "by blood family" that cares. He and his 1/2 sister who also has no other family now communicate regularly. They plan to meet in person in the future.
That's wonderful cc.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 10:11:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 10:11:10 PM
This thread is fuckin stupid.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
There are a lot of stupid people. Those DNA sites do a brisk business.
I would be more interested in knowing who my ancestors were rather than their ethnicity.
It becomes an obsession the deeper you dig into your family history.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 10:13:57 PM
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 10:13:57 PM
I have to stop.
But I will be making a few enquiries when in my home town later this year.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 10:28:59 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 10:28:59 PM
Too true.Quote from: "Bricktop"
I have to stop.
But I will be making a few enquiries when in my home town later this year.
I don't want to stop.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Bricktop on March 30, 2018, 12:27:59 AM
Post by: Bricktop on March 30, 2018, 12:27:59 AM
I'll be visiting the little folk in June. They've got a lot of stuff I haven't. Apparently there's an ocean voyager from the era of sail in the clan.
I'm not really stopping. But one of my relations has the surname "Smith" and I get thousands of possible links with no way of telling which are right and which are not. That drives me nuts.
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 30, 2018, 03:08:19 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on March 30, 2018, 03:08:19 AM
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2018, 05:43:57 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2018, 05:43:57 AM
I'm back as far as the early 19th century, and found out some amazing things from my ancestry.Quote from: "Bricktop"
I'll be visiting the little folk in June. They've got a lot of stuff I haven't. Apparently there's an ocean voyager from the era of sail in the clan.
I'm not really stopping. But one of my relations has the surname "Smith" and I get thousands of possible links with no way of telling which are right and which are not. That drives me nuts.
Are you using a service to aid in your family tree research?
Title: Re: 'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!
Post by: Odinson on March 31, 2018, 12:59:56 PM
Post by: Odinson on March 31, 2018, 12:59:56 PM
Only DNA test can prove results!Quote from: "Angry White Male"
It doesnt matter..
I have no interest in getting to know another relative.
My father died as it should be.. No need for another..