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Title: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 27, 2018, 03:53:38 AM
Always success!



Start off with a decent bagel (must be the Jew in me)!





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Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 27, 2018, 03:57:29 AM
Here's the important part!



Always fresh shit to add!  If you don't know how to slice and dice, I can teach you!  Always fresh veggies!  Throw some Ham and Bacon Bits in there if you want, but this time I went with Vegetarian Breakfast Bagel...







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Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 27, 2018, 03:59:59 AM
Words of caution...  I would suggest a one-egg bagel, unless you are hungry!  I  two-egged it, but that's solely at your discretion...
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 27, 2018, 04:02:47 AM
Mix it up, and mix it in!



The red plastic egg-cooker you see works awesome!  Will Microwave the solution in one minute!







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Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 27, 2018, 04:05:17 AM
You KNOW this will taste good, and you KNOW you want this in the morn'...



Ace presents to you, the best of the best.









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Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 27, 2018, 04:14:17 AM
Normally a one-egger is enough, as you can see a two-egger is quite a mouthful!  Hold the innuendo on that...   :001_tongue:
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 27, 2018, 05:29:19 AM
That's a huge breaky roll!



You must fart constantly.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2018, 05:36:55 AM
We never have bagels in the house.....bread is too dense..



My husband likes English muffins instead.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 27, 2018, 07:48:43 AM
Does that mean you're leaving now?
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Blazor on March 27, 2018, 12:43:01 PM
Looks good man. I have a microwave poached egg cooker, but I dont like how the egg tastes after, just like I dont like how taters taste after microwaving.



You would like this breakfast casserole I make. Would last you all week for breakfast. Its a dozen eggs, hashbrowns, green pepper, cheddar cheese, spicy sausage, butter, all mixed, and baked in a dish, with Texas Pete on top after.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: cc on March 27, 2018, 02:35:34 PM
^ That sounds great!!



Don't like bagels or microwaved



Do use a an egg steamer ... boiled, poached or omelette  .. a gadget we got a couple of years ago ... can control done-ness by how much water one uses ... switches off when water is used up   .. I like em very softly done



Usually eggs on toast, occasionally sandwich with cheese tomato and occasionally ham ... whether "on" or "in", whole grain toast a must
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2018, 03:02:26 PM
Eggs in the microwave are gross.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: cc on March 27, 2018, 03:58:01 PM
Actually, while I do have steamed eggs a lot,



all-time favorite breaky is mate's delicious homemade yogurt with added blueberry juice and raisins, and side of fresh pear and banana slices .. containing more raisins  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2018, 04:16:13 PM
Quote from: "cc"Actually, while I do have steamed eggs a lot,



all-time favorite breaky is mate's delicious homemade yogurt with added blueberry juice and raisins, and side of fresh pear and banana slices .. containing more raisins  ac_biggrin

We have made yogurt, but it didn't turn out very good.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: cc on March 27, 2018, 05:01:25 PM
It must be done right



He tried several times following directions and it was a mess - he almost gave up



As last resort, he tried varying mix temperature much higher than instructions - and leaves in yogurt heater for a longer period of time than instructions - it's been a success every time for years now and since then perfect every batch



He uses an large aluminum bowl with very sloped sides inside a large pot with water in it to heat the milk above 180 F initially



Cools it in sink of cold water ... then mixes in the starter



Whole operation for 2 quarts is about 1/2 hour  .. heat, cool, mix, put in cooker ... lasts me a week



He gets rewarded often by the main recipient  :wink:
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 27, 2018, 05:29:49 PM
No one eats breakfast at 11:53pm.  Normal  breakfast hours are 5:30am-10:30am.  Microwaving eggs is wrong.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2018, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"No one eats breakfast at 11:53pm.  Normal  breakfast hours are 5:30am-10:30am.  Microwaving eggs is wrong.

Shift workers eat at odd hours.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Zetsu on March 27, 2018, 06:05:32 PM
Looks like another foolproof recipe for me to make  ac_cool , lol, gonna try that too when I have time.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 27, 2018, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"No one eats breakfast at 11:53pm.  Normal  breakfast hours are 5:30am-10:30am.  Microwaving eggs is wrong.

Shift workers eat at odd hours.


So Mel drinks beer all night and then heads to work?
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2018, 06:10:42 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"No one eats breakfast at 11:53pm.  Normal  breakfast hours are 5:30am-10:30am.  Microwaving eggs is wrong.

Shift workers eat at odd hours.


So Mel drinks beer all night and then heads to work?

Well no, not Mel..



But some people work unusual hours.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2018, 08:32:49 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"No one eats breakfast at 11:53pm.  Normal  breakfast hours are 5:30am-10:30am.  Microwaving eggs is wrong.

Shift workers eat at odd hours.


So Mel drinks beer all night and then heads to work?

Eggsackly, pun intended.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 27, 2018, 08:42:29 PM
I know you have no children, but that is categorised as a "dad" joke.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 27, 2018, 11:31:19 PM
Well that's just eggcellent.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 28, 2018, 12:42:03 AM
And you're a mother and should refrain from "dad" jokes.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 28, 2018, 03:22:07 AM
Even if she eggcels at them?
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 28, 2018, 03:55:56 AM
Well, you do qualify.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 28, 2018, 03:58:22 AM
Nope
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 28, 2018, 04:07:45 AM
You're a dad, dopey.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 28, 2018, 04:20:48 AM
Nope but you've been eggthusiastic about allegging it.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 28, 2018, 05:41:58 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Even if she eggcels at them?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 28, 2018, 06:42:21 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Nope but you've been eggthusiastic about allegging it.


Just eggsposing you.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Blazor on March 28, 2018, 06:51:58 PM
I said something earlier thanks to this thread lol, "bacon, and eggsactly". The word bacon got their attention lol.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 28, 2018, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Nope but you've been eggthusiastic about allegging it.


Just eggsposing you.

We know who he is. It doesn't really matter.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 28, 2018, 08:20:13 PM
But does HE know who he is?
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 28, 2018, 08:48:55 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"But does HE know who he is?

That's irrelevant.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 01:30:56 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"No one eats breakfast at 11:53pm.  Normal  breakfast hours are 5:30am-10:30am.  Microwaving eggs is wrong.

Yes, you are right.  Pics can only be posted the exact nano-second they were taken, due to technical issues...



And nuking eggs is generally wrong, but in this particular case it works surprisingly well.  Don't knock it until you've tried my own custom eggers.



My ex was a doubter, until I made her one.  Ate the fucking thing like an Ethiopian that hadn't eaten in two weeks.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 01:32:07 AM
Was that shortly before she left you for someone else?
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 01:33:37 AM
We're actually together again, but she lives in the Okanagan.  Long story, but they can never really leave The Ace.  They think they can find better, but once they get a taste of The Ace, I ruin them for all other men.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 01:34:24 AM
You keep telling yourself that, son.



I bet she's got her own little romance going with someone else.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 01:36:16 AM
I hope she does!  That way she can find someone and live happily ever after with them, instead of myself having to bother with her.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 01:37:29 AM
You'd love to think you're indispensable, wouldn't you.



But the truth is undoubtedly far different. Any inter-relationship she has with you would certainly be based on pity.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 01:41:54 AM
I told her to find someone else, as she deserves to be happy.



I guess I just wasn't that bad after all!



Then again Bricktop, you know nothing about me, and even less than nothing about her, so don't even pretend to be smart and think you do!



Mimi tried that also...  she thinks she knows everything.  She's 50% of the reason I am permabanned from Memebee, because I called her shit out every time!
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 01:52:16 AM
I'm different than you, Bricktop.  I'm different than you, Mimi and Evs.



I don't pretend to know how you live, what your family life is like, and what you do in your spare time.



Why?  First off, because I don't really know for certain, and secondly, I don't really care.



Always interesting to me, the psychology of certain posters, that think they do!  Nonetheless, I'm sure your wife and kids hate you.  If they didn't, you'd be spending time with them instead of every waking moment on here.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 02:07:45 AM
Wife works.



Kids are in their 40's.



Grandkids are at school.



You run your mouth but never follow through with deeds.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 02:14:09 AM
I don't run my mouth...  I just consider placing posters on ignore.  I hate doing so, and Oscar Meyer was the only one I had to do so with, when his spamming and attraction to me became severe at Memebee a couple years back, but it looks like maybe you'll be a good candidate also.



Sorry, bud.  I like some of what you post, but have no intention of spam-driven interactions, day in, and day out with you.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 02:20:16 AM
And I'll be honest, it's nothing personal...  I just get uncomfortable when male posters latch themselves onto me.  Females?  I can handle them.  But when males do it, like Oscar, it shows something is off.  Not the first time I've had male posters not only follow me around from thread to thread, but have even had some follow me around from forum to forum.



Not gay bro, sorry.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 29, 2018, 02:20:53 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I'm different than you, Bricktop.  I'm different than you, Mimi and Evs.



I don't pretend to know how you live, what your family life is like, and what you do in your spare time.



Why?  First off, because I don't really know for certain, and secondly, I don't really care.



Always interesting to me, the psychology of certain posters, that think they do!  Nonetheless, I'm sure your wife and kids hate you.  If they didn't, you'd be spending time with them instead of every waking moment on here.


Really??!
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 29, 2018, 02:22:06 AM
.Oops
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 02:26:47 AM
I'll handle you following me around, Berry, 'cause you're female, but don't like old men following me around.  There's a good chance they are closet homo's when they do that, and that's just not my thang!
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 29, 2018, 03:25:40 AM
Bricktop follows you around.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 29, 2018, 03:26:30 AM
Or maybe you follow him around. Hard to be sure. The chicken or the egg. :)
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 03:30:44 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Bricktop follows you around.  ac_biggrin

Oh yes he does.



He'll sit and wait...  Bruce has done this, Oscar has done this, and Brick does this.



I wouldn't mind so much, if they were female, but these are all OLD men, that have ALL followed me around.



And I mean have taken their time to register at new forums to follow me around, or would do so.



It is a good indicator of the level of their mental illnesses, or just the fact that they're closet homosexuals.



Not that I really care much though, since all these forums are dying a slow death at this point, but it is something to be noted.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 29, 2018, 03:38:24 AM
Dinky, look at the state of these forums...  It's fucking sad.



These places used to be fun, and more action packed.



They used to be great for general knowledge also.  THAT was a great thing!



I tried, I really did, way back before most even posted here.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 29, 2018, 04:15:13 AM
Don't you have any more viable forums than these two to ply your brand of old time funtitude and thirst for general knowledge?



Neither one of us are super popular here, but I'm cool with that myself. With all good comes bad and sometimes it's just easier to roll your eyes at something you've read you know to be untrue or misguided. Just words on a screen bruva.



Bricktop wants you out of here. He would like it if we both went aamof. Although he really wants you to go before me (and I've been poking at the old pill popping knicker sniffing geezer since I signed up here).



Let's face it though. He's not going anywhere and unless Fash can be swayed over something untoward you say, you're not going anywhere either. We're one big dysfunctional family with clear favourites and unfaves.  



So I dunno. If it's too much for you to tolerate anymore, fair enough. In as much as no forum owner is obligated to host your presence, you too have no onus to contribute where your magic is disregarded (and you do have a unique magic about you and how it comes through in your posts).



You're also cheeky and sometimes downright reactive like Bricktop and myself.



I wouldn't like to see you permanently leave either forum but just because Bricktop and a small handful of others in the past have been given special consideration doesn't mean that it's always been right or will remain a constant.



Besides that, it's good to have a geriatric Ninja Progressive pinata around from time to time. It keeps things interesting.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 05:41:37 AM
We're a dysfunctional forum family and that's not likely to change.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 06:47:00 AM
I don't understand Mel's psychotic bitching.



He declared, unambiguously, that he was leaving. He hated the forum and its proprietor. He wanted no more to do with it.



Yet here he is, whining like a bitch when all I'm doing is asking when he will fulfil his commitment to fuck off.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 29, 2018, 07:39:19 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I don't understand Mel's psychotic bitching.



He declared, unambiguously, that he was leaving. He hated the forum and its proprietor. He wanted no more to do with it.



Yet here he is, whining like a bitch when all I'm doing is asking when he will fulfil his commitment to fuck off.




Yeah, but he's right about you being a control junkie and very manipulative. He's not willing to leave because you're not willing to do the same, so why should he?
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 08:11:03 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I don't understand Mel's psychotic bitching.



He declared, unambiguously, that he was leaving. He hated the forum and its proprietor. He wanted no more to do with it.



Yet here he is, whining like a bitch when all I'm doing is asking when he will fulfil his commitment to fuck off.

AGW does not hate the owner. Alkies say things they don't mean and can't remember.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 06:28:00 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I don't understand Mel's psychotic bitching.



He declared, unambiguously, that he was leaving. He hated the forum and its proprietor. He wanted no more to do with it.



Yet here he is, whining like a bitch when all I'm doing is asking when he will fulfil his commitment to fuck off.

AGW does not hate the owner. Alkies say things they don't mean and can't remember.

And if he does, I don't care..



Liking me is not a prerequisite for posting here.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 07:38:31 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I don't understand Mel's psychotic bitching.



He declared, unambiguously, that he was leaving. He hated the forum and its proprietor. He wanted no more to do with it.



Yet here he is, whining like a bitch when all I'm doing is asking when he will fulfil his commitment to fuck off.




Yeah, but he's right about you being a control junkie and very manipulative. He's not willing to leave because you're not willing to do the same, so why should he?


Because he made a very firm commitment to do so.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 29, 2018, 08:05:04 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Dinky, look at the state of these forums...  It's fucking sad.



These places used to be fun, and more action packed.



They used to be great for general knowledge also.  THAT was a great thing!



I tried, I really did, way back before most even posted here.


You do realize that things change over time.  Also, you are getting old.



Honestly, you are starting to remind me of an old senile man in an old folks home freaking out about politics no one has any control over and shit "back in the day".  Times have changed...so have people and technology.  You have no choice but to change with it.



My kid talks slang I'm trying to keep up with and young people texting on social media is insane!



Accept you are getting old, things are  changing and move along with them.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 08:13:33 PM
Quoteyou are starting to remind me of an old senile man in an old folks home freaking out about politics no one has any control over and shit "back in the day". Times have changed

That is a good analogy.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: cc on March 29, 2018, 08:47:16 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"We're a dysfunctional forum family and that's not likely to change.

 ac_smile

Too True!!!



 :laugh:
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 29, 2018, 09:00:37 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"We're a dysfunctional forum family and that's not likely to change.

 ac_smile


I'M not dysfunctional!!!



Its the rest of you fruitcakes. :crazy:
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2018, 09:02:29 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"We're a dysfunctional forum family and that's not likely to change.

 ac_smile


I'M not dysfunctional!!!



Its the rest of you fruitcakes. :crazy:

That's what we meant to say.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Frood on March 30, 2018, 12:48:55 AM
Mel is entitled to change his mind whether he stays or goes.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 30, 2018, 01:34:00 AM
And I am entitled to encourage him to keep his word.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on March 30, 2018, 02:25:04 AM
I e courage him to start his own forum...like a rediscover DV WITH guest posting and of course the best and most fairest mods in all the land...
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on March 30, 2018, 02:55:07 AM
Berry and Bricktop are on ignore, as I finally had enough of their repetitive stupidity, but I shall clarify for other posters that care to read...



I have been banned from this forum literally hundreds of times.  Ask Fash.  If she is honest, she will attest to this fact.  This is going back to the beginnings of this forum, of course, but literally hundreds of times.



90% of these bannings were arbitrary, imposed by clown Mods, backed by deaf, dumb and blind Admin(s) (who's job it is to monitor these sorts of things).



So, they wanted me to act "by the book," and behave like the "normal posters" do.  No insults, no trolling, no personal attacks, no clowning around, no nothing.  If I was to do this, I would be 'accepted' here.



So, I have done what was asked of me.  The frustration starts when this still isn't good enough.  THAT'S why I ALWAYS mention blatant and outright double-standards, arbitrary thread deletions/removals, and clear favouristism of certain posters.



I have become what the forum dictated I must become.  Yet that is still not good enough, and certain posters are still given the green light, if not openly encouraged to act in the exact same manner that was frowned upon when it was posted by myself.



I don't care what the rules are, as I do not set them.  Any forum is free to run itself as it sees fit, and in whatever direction it deems advantageous, but I DESPISE double standards even moreso than I do spam.  THOSE are the two things that I do not like, especially when I get hassled for doing nothing more, or nothing less, than the majority of the posters that do not get hassled.
Title: Re: Breakfast with Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on March 30, 2018, 03:02:22 AM
Well, there's a sentimental, heartfelt exposition of nothing at all.



The question remains; when will you leave?
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