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Title: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Angry White Male on April 11, 2018, 12:36:01 AM
I'm not getting any younger, and have approached the age where some sources recommend getting Dr. Fingers to insert his long digit into my rectum, and then wiggling it around.



My ass is a virgin ass, and there is no way I will permit some dude to stick his fingers in there.  Once a male finger enters the rectum, you're almost as good as gay, and that innocence is forever lost.  Perhaps it wouldn't be as bad if one could find a female Doktor to do this.



So this brought me to thinking...  If a finger needs to go in there, I'd rather it be my own finger than Dr. Fingers long, thick index finger.  I Googled if this was even possible, to do your own exam, and the answer is 'sort of.'  However, most people would not know what to feel for.



Nonetheless, as I continued to study, what I found is that prostate exams are actually way over-rated in how many men they actually end up helping.  A particular blood test is actually far more accurate.  I read that for one man to be saved, something like 1,000 men would have to be tested.



So, it seems like I may not have to de-virginize my ass, either by a perverted Dr. Fingers, or attempt with my own finger, after all...  The test is over-rated, and I just won't get it done.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Frood on April 11, 2018, 12:43:22 AM
Can't you just eyeball your prostate while you're up there?  ac_umm
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Aryan on April 11, 2018, 12:49:05 AM
How old are you? My mate's father was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer, he's late 50's.  Apparently it's the most treatable of cancer types.



I don't think I could bring myself to go and have some doctor sticking fingers up there...
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Frood on April 11, 2018, 01:05:22 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"How old are you? My mate's father was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer, he's late 50's.  Apparently it's the most treatable of cancer types.



I don't think I could bring myself to go and have some doctor sticking fingers up there...


Fingers? How do you know you could take multiples?   :laugh:



Relax though. It's only gay if you moan then bear down on them .
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: cc on April 11, 2018, 01:07:27 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Can't you just eyeball your prostate while you're up there?  ac_umm

 :roll:
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 11, 2018, 01:08:00 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I'm not getting any younger, and have approached the age where some sources recommend getting Dr. Fingers to insert his long digit into my rectum, and then wiggling it around.



My ass is a virgin ass, and there is no way I will permit some dude to stick his fingers in there.  Once a male finger enters the rectum, you're almost as good as gay, and that innocence is forever lost.  Perhaps it wouldn't be as bad if one could find a female Doktor to do this.



So this brought me to thinking...  If a finger needs to go in there, I'd rather it be my own finger than Dr. Fingers long, thick index finger.  I Googled if this was even possible, to do your own exam, and the answer is 'sort of.'  However, most people would not know what to feel for.



Nonetheless, as I continued to study, what I found is that prostate exams are actually way over-rated in how many men they actually end up helping.  A particular blood test is actually far more accurate.  I read that for one man to be saved, something like 1,000 men would have to be tested.



So, it seems like I may not have to de-virginize my ass, either by a perverted Dr. Fingers, or attempt with my own finger, after all...  The test is over-rated, and I just won't get it done.


Here's something to take to the bank.



If not now, it WILL happen.



Homophobia or not, you will need it checked.



Oh...and its not just a question of having a finger up your ass. Its having a cutter inserted into your ass while they take 20 small tissue samples from the gland.



Have fun.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Aryan on April 11, 2018, 01:12:48 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"How old are you? My mate's father was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer, he's late 50's.  Apparently it's the most treatable of cancer types.



I don't think I could bring myself to go and have some doctor sticking fingers up there...


Fingers? How do you know you could take multiples?   :laugh:



Relax though. It's only gay if you moan then bear down on them .


I heard you enjoyed yours so much you tried making it a regular weekly appointment.   :laugh3:
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 11, 2018, 01:16:13 AM
Dinky works in a hospital.



He gets freebies.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Frood on April 11, 2018, 01:18:10 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"How old are you? My mate's father was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer, he's late 50's.  Apparently it's the most treatable of cancer types.



I don't think I could bring myself to go and have some doctor sticking fingers up there...


Fingers? How do you know you could take multiples?   :laugh:



Relax though. It's only gay if you moan then bear down on them .


I heard you enjoyed yours so much you tried making it a regular weekly appointment.   :laugh3:


What's that again, Frankly Fingers?  :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:  :thumbup:  :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Angry White Male on April 11, 2018, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"How old are you?

Quickly approaching the big four-oh, sadly...
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Angry White Male on April 11, 2018, 01:31:42 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Here's something to take to the bank.

If not now, it WILL happen.

Not necessarily!  If I refuse to permit Doktor to insert finger into rectum, it's not like they will hold me down and force me to take it!
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Frood on April 11, 2018, 01:36:24 AM
Ace only said finger. Scouse was thinking of fingers.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Angry White Male on April 11, 2018, 01:39:53 AM
I would certainly question the Doktors motives if he attempted to shove more than one finger into teh rectumz!  The next thing you know, you're getting 'examined' while both of the Doktors hands are strangely on your shoulders...
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 11, 2018, 02:04:38 AM
It's a typical thought in a straight male.  I know some men who had it done and told me their experience.  Brave for them to do so but it's about your health and nothing more.



A prostate exam is not not gorey sexual movie...its just a check.  Get it done.  Better be safe than sick.  I'm sure you can take a single finger...you poo right?
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Angry White Male on April 11, 2018, 02:10:37 AM
One of my points though was, is that I have found that recent studies have shown that it is actually not as 'necessary' as some would have you believe.  Statistics back this up.



Of course Doktors want you in there to bill for services, but let's look at it like a toothbrush.  Remember when it was drilled into our heads that we need to use a new toothbrush quite often?



Why?  It's plastic.  As long as it isn't falling apart, a toothbrush that's a week old is absolutely no different than a toothbrush that's a year old in function.



Maybe fingers in ass is over-rated, as I've seen, and will not get de-virginized unless I seriously feel there's a problem.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 11, 2018, 02:16:00 AM
I remember seeing a video of a village in Africa...they used the blunt end of a stick to brush their teeth and they all had excellent teeth!



They still into our heads we need to buy buy buy to live live live...no you don't.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2018, 02:37:58 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I'm not getting any younger, and have approached the age where some sources recommend getting Dr. Fingers to insert his long digit into my rectum, and then wiggling it around.



My ass is a virgin ass, and there is no way I will permit some dude to stick his fingers in there.  Once a male finger enters the rectum, you're almost as good as gay, and that innocence is forever lost.  Perhaps it wouldn't be as bad if one could find a female Doktor to do this.



So this brought me to thinking...  If a finger needs to go in there, I'd rather it be my own finger than Dr. Fingers long, thick index finger.  I Googled if this was even possible, to do your own exam, and the answer is 'sort of.'  However, most people would not know what to feel for.



Nonetheless, as I continued to study, what I found is that prostate exams are actually way over-rated in how many men they actually end up helping.  A particular blood test is actually far more accurate.  I read that for one man to be saved, something like 1,000 men would have to be tested.



So, it seems like I may not have to de-virginize my ass, either by a perverted Dr. Fingers, or attempt with my own finger, after all...  The test is over-rated, and I just won't get it done.


Here's something to take to the bank.



If not now, it WILL happen.



Homophobia or not, you will need it checked.



Oh...and its not just a question of having a finger up your ass. Its having a cutter inserted into your ass while they take 20 small tissue samples from the gland.



Have fun.

The exam is better than the operation..



I'm encouraging my husband to make an appointment for it.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 11, 2018, 02:39:14 AM
Well, not quite.



You're awake for the examination...and it does not tickle.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2018, 02:51:16 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Well, not quite.



You're awake for the examination...and it does not tickle.

I'm sure it doesn't which is why I want my husband to  get an examination.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 11, 2018, 03:40:42 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Well, not quite.



You're awake for the examination...and it does not tickle.

Go pro!
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Zetsu on April 11, 2018, 03:48:47 PM
Lol who cares Mel, dun tell me you rather die from ass cancer one day than taking the rectal exam, I mean it's not like Peaches will be your doctor doing it for you.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 11, 2018, 03:58:14 PM
Yeah...ask for it pap smear style!
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Zetsu on April 11, 2018, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Yeah...ask for it pap smear style!


My thoughts exactly, Mel thinks his virgin ass is like some wanted prize when teh fact is no fks are given tbh, no pun intended, lol.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2018, 04:05:41 PM
My husband doesn't want to get a prostate exam either.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 11, 2018, 04:10:04 PM
Bottoms up!!
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Zetsu on April 11, 2018, 04:12:30 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"My husband doesn't want to get a prostate exam either.


I think most guys are like that, but you need to convince him he's past that homophobia teen age and it's always better to prevent than regret painfully afterwards.  Lol ask him does he want a finger up his ass for a min, or prefers to have some painful tumor growing in his rectal cavity there for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2018, 04:14:53 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"My husband doesn't want to get a prostate exam either.


I think most guys are like that, but you need to convince him he's past that homophobia teen age and it's always better to prevent than regret painfully afterwards.  Lol ask him does it want a finger up his ass for a min, or prefers to have a painful tumor growing in there for the rest of his life.

He thinks because he's healthy, he doesn't need it.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: realgrimm on April 11, 2018, 04:16:52 PM
Prostate exams are just excuses for weird men to put fingers in your asshole..I'll pass there.. Not buying what your selling ..
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2018, 04:22:24 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"Prostate exams are just excuses for weird men to put fingers in your asshole..I'll pass there.. Not buying what your selling ..

Prostate cancer is almost as common as breast cancer..



Examinations help catch it early.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Zetsu on April 11, 2018, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"My husband doesn't want to get a prostate exam either.


I think most guys are like that, but you need to convince him he's past that homophobia teen age and it's always better to prevent than regret painfully afterwards.  Lol ask him does it want a finger up his ass for a min, or prefers to have a painful tumor growing in there for the rest of his life.

He thinks because he's healthy, he doesn't need it.


Hmm if nothing could be done to convince him for now, then I'd recommend what my dad does every morning when he wakes up, he told me to lay on my back, elevate my legs in their air and do splits/legs spread apart and move my legs back together, and spread and close spread and close, and keep doing it for a few mins will help reduce teh chance of having prostate cancer.  Lol duno does it works, but my dad told me the condition of his  prostate has improve drastically after doing those exercise for over a year.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2018, 04:27:54 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Fashionista"My husband doesn't want to get a prostate exam either.


I think most guys are like that, but you need to convince him he's past that homophobia teen age and it's always better to prevent than regret painfully afterwards.  Lol ask him does it want a finger up his ass for a min, or prefers to have a painful tumor growing in there for the rest of his life.

He thinks because he's healthy, he doesn't need it.


Hmm if nothing could be done to convince him for now, then I'd recommend what my dad does every morning when he wakes up, he told me to lay on my back, elevate my legs in their air and do splits/legs spread apart and move my legs back together, and spread and close spread and close, and keep doing it for a few mins will help reduce teh chance of having prostate cancer.  Lol duno does it works, but my dad told me the condition of his  prostate has improve drastically after doing those exercise for over a year.

Thanks Zetsu, I'll tell my husband.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: realgrimm on April 11, 2018, 04:34:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Ctzd3s7_0
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: realgrimm on April 11, 2018, 04:36:14 PM
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Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Zetsu on April 11, 2018, 04:39:38 PM
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 :MG_216:
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 11, 2018, 07:19:19 PM
These guys got their prostate checked and lived to tell about it.





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Maybe get all your buddies together for a group check?  Memories a d good times!
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 11, 2018, 07:24:51 PM
Don't worry.



The first sign that there may be an "issue", and they'll all be bending over.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2018, 02:50:45 AM
Quote from: "realgrimm"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://www.seabreeze.com.au/Img/Photos/Surfing/10269713.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://www.seabreeze.com.au/Img/Photos%20...%20269713.jpg%22%3Ehttps://www.seabreeze.com.au/Img/Photos/Surfing/10269713.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2018, 05:34:39 PM
They'll have to put me out for a prostate exam.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 12, 2018, 06:22:36 PM
They do that for the second test if the first one indicates a problem.



Then you bleed for a week.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2018, 06:23:33 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"They do that for the second test if the first one indicates a problem.



Then you bleed for a week.

No thanks.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 12, 2018, 06:30:07 PM
When the blood test comes back indicating a high count, and the doc says you may have a malignant tumour, you'll be bent over like all the rest.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2018, 06:32:09 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"When the blood test comes back indicating a high count, and the doc says you may have a malignant tumour, you'll be bent over like all the rest.

My old man never had prostate cancer. None of my uncles either.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 12, 2018, 06:33:23 PM
It ain't genetic, Hermie.



Just get used to the fact that one day, your ass is THEIRS.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2018, 06:37:07 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"It ain't genetic, Hermie.



Just get used to the fact that one day, your ass is THEIRS.

I'm keeping it as long as I can.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 12, 2018, 06:43:10 PM
That's what we all say.



Then you're shown what prostate cancer looks like, and how they fit a colostomy bag...and your daks are around your ankles faster than you can say "please be gentle".
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2018, 06:44:24 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"That's what we all say.



Then you're shown what prostate cancer looks like, and how they fit a colostomy bag...and your daks are around your ankles faster than you can say "please be gentle".

I'm out of this thread.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 12, 2018, 06:48:15 PM
Nooooo....don't go.



I haven't told you about the pads you wear after tissue samples are taken!!!
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 12, 2018, 07:07:02 PM
Gross
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 12, 2018, 07:17:39 PM
Why?



You ladies wear pads once a month!!! They are the same thing.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 13, 2018, 02:36:40 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Nooooo....don't go.



I haven't told you about the pads you wear after tissue samples are taken!!!

I hope my husband doesn't  read this thread, he'll never get an  exam.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 13, 2018, 02:57:45 AM
Oh, yes he will, when the blood test indicates he may have cancer.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Anonymous on April 13, 2018, 03:02:46 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Oh, yes he will, when the blood test indicates he may have cancer.

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 13, 2018, 07:35:24 PM
The blood test for prostate issues is a guide only. There are a number of reasons the cell count is above normal, only one of which is cancer.



However, the only way to be sure is to undergo "the test", more to eliminate the possibility than to prove it.
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: realgrimm on April 13, 2018, 08:27:04 PM
I'd rather shit glass then have some guy scraping around in me then handing me a script for adult diapers ..
Title: Re: Prostate Exam?
Post by: Bricktop on April 13, 2018, 09:03:29 PM
So says every man...until he hits 60.



And you don't need a script...or diapers.



The hospital gives you a weeks supply of pads when you leave.



For the bleeding...



 :sick-smileys-emoticons20: