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Title: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 01:46:19 AM
Lately the ads for this product have been airing regularly on my TV.



I don't think I can allow such a product into my condo.  So, your hair appears clean, but you smell of ass and fish?  I will not tolerate lazy women that have clean hair, but now smell of ass and fish due to incomplete bodily cleansing.



You get into that God Damned shower now and you wash yourselves properly!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 02:34:17 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Lately the ads for this product have been airing regularly on my TV.



I don't think I can allow such a product into my condo.  So, your hair appears clean, but you smell of ass and fish?  I will not tolerate lazy women that have clean hair, but now smell of ass and fish due to incomplete bodily cleansing.



You get into that God Damned shower now and you wash yourselves properly!

 ac_wot
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 02:36:11 AM
Do you use this product?  Get yourself in the shower, and cleanse yourself properly.  NAO!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 02:38:29 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Do you use this product?  Get yourself in the shower, and cleanse yourself properly.  NAO!

Why won't you tolerate women with clean hair?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 02:44:04 AM
Fash, you use this product.  Just admit it...
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 03:28:01 AM
Some women and men may use this product due to lack of time.  Some people have thin hair and gets greasy fast, even over night.  This product may help them.  I've heard of people even using baby powder.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 03:30:48 AM
If the hair needs washing, then so does the ass and vagina.  I do not allow shortcuts in my condo.  I will put you into the tub by force if I need to...
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 03:33:25 AM
I think you like the smell of fish and ass mi ed in with a pinch of sweaty garlic...
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 03:37:01 AM
Apparently the female posters here are fine with ass and fish odours, as they seem to back the use of this product!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 03:39:45 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Some women and men may use this product due to lack of time.  Some people have thin hair and gets greasy fast, even over night.  This product may help them.  I've heard of people even using baby powder.

I doubt it really helps, but that's what some people believe.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 03:40:44 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Apparently the female posters here are fine with ass and fish odours, as they seem to back the use of this product!


Just because you like it, doesn't mean we do.  Maybe you can try the product and then give us an update?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 03:42:14 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Apparently the female posters here are fine with ass and fish odours, as they seem to back the use of this product!


Just because you like it, doesn't mean we do.  Maybe you can try the product and then give us an update?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 03:43:12 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Some women and men may use this product due to lack of time.  Some people have thin hair and gets greasy fast, even over night.  This product may help them.  I've heard of people even using baby powder.

I doubt it really helps, but that's what some people believe.


My kid has thin hair.  She uses baby powder sometimes and it does work!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 03:43:51 AM
I once had taken my ex doggy style, since that's the way she preferred it, and I could smell the shit the one time.



Luckily I am a trooper, and battle through the fields...  Nonetheless, if your hair needs washing, you shall wash your entire body properly, in the shower, the proper way.  Ace makes the rules in his domain.



The stench of shit and fish does not appeal to Ace.  You fucking wash properly.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 03:45:39 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Some women and men may use this product due to lack of time.  Some people have thin hair and gets greasy fast, even over night.  This product may help them.  I've heard of people even using baby powder.

I doubt it really helps, but that's what some people believe.


My kid has thin hair.  She uses baby powder sometimes and it does work!

I meant products that make misleading claims.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 03:47:39 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I once had taken my ex doggy style, since that's the way she preferred it, and I could smell the shit the one time.



Luckily I am a trooper, and battle through the fields...  Nonetheless, if your hair needs washing, you shall wash your entire body properly, in the shower, the proper way.  Ace makes the rules in his domain.



The stench of shit and fish does not appeal to Ace.  You fucking wash properly.


When your penis in a place where poo comes out, what did you expect?   Lavender, rainbows, unicorns and Skittles?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 03:49:17 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Some women and men may use this product due to lack of time.  Some people have thin hair and gets greasy fast, even over night.  This product may help them.  I've heard of people even using baby powder.

I doubt it really helps, but that's what some people believe.


My kid has thin hair.  She uses baby powder sometimes and it does work!

I meant products that make misleading claims.

Ahh yeah.  That's marketing tho.  They cater to the young ones.  They are dumb enough to fall for the ads and buy the products .
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 04:03:07 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"When your penis in a place where poo comes out, what did you expect?   Lavender, rainbows, unicorns and Skittles?


A clean fucking ass!  Now get in the tub!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 04:07:39 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"When your penis in a place where poo comes out, what did you expect?   Lavender, rainbows, unicorns and Skittles?


A clean fucking ass!  Now get in the tub!


The poo is on the inside tho...even if the ads is clean.   Too bad she didn't spray shit all over you...that would be been funny!!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 04:14:04 AM
She didn't do anal!  Why do you think I was sticking my cock into her ass?



Vaginal intercourse ONLY!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 04:16:13 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"She didn't do anal!  Why do you think I was sticking my cock into her ass?



Vaginal intercourse ONLY!


Calm down!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 04:17:15 AM
I'm beginning to think the homeless guy with the garlic ass happened...
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 04:17:56 AM
Kissy meats or whatever the fuck lol
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 04:20:15 AM
No Kissy Meats...  Gynocentric cunts clubbed him on top skull.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 04:23:22 AM
?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 04:23:58 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"No Kissy Meats...  Gynocentric cunts clubbed him on top skull.


Did you tea bag him?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 04:25:46 AM
You gynocentric cunts did.  On top skull.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 04:27:45 AM
So you were pretending to be a trans?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 04:28:20 AM
Pretending?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 04:28:44 AM
You tea bagged Kam?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 04:29:52 AM
Only because he's Catlick, and Father O'Flaharty OK'd it...
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Frood on April 16, 2018, 05:23:50 AM
https://youtu.be/LqL4DRZ2EkA

For Ace
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 05:30:37 AM
Dinky?  Get your ass in the tub...
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Blazor on April 16, 2018, 12:57:24 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Some women and men may use this product due to lack of time.  Some people have thin hair and gets greasy fast, even over night.  This product may help them.  I've heard of people even using baby powder.

I doubt it really helps, but that's what some people believe.


My kid has thin hair.  She uses baby powder sometimes and it does work!


I have thin hair, and you're right, it does get oily by the end of the day. So whats up with the baby powder trick lol?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: cc on April 16, 2018, 06:19:03 PM
Tell me it isn't so ... Ace can't get clean women?
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 06:27:45 PM
Quote from: "cc"Tell me it isn't so ... Ace can't get clean women?

Afraid so.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Bricktop on April 16, 2018, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Some women and men may use this product due to lack of time.  Some people have thin hair and gets greasy fast, even over night.  This product may help them.  I've heard of people even using baby powder.

I doubt it really helps, but that's what some people believe.


My kid has thin hair.  She uses baby powder sometimes and it does work!


I have thin hair, and you're right, it does get oily by the end of the day. So whats up with the baby powder trick lol?


The powder absorbs the oil.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 08:57:57 PM
Quote from: "cc"Tell me it isn't so ... Ace can't get clean women?


Seems like this forum is full of female posters that use Batiste Dry Shampoo, instead of bathing properly.  Get in the tub, CC!
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Some women and men may use this product due to lack of time.  Some people have thin hair and gets greasy fast, even over night.  This product may help them.  I've heard of people even using baby powder.

I doubt it really helps, but that's what some people believe.


My kid has thin hair.  She uses baby powder sometimes and it does work!


I have thin hair, and you're right, it does get oily by the end of the day. So whats up with the baby powder trick lol?

It absorbs the oil.   Makes the hair look less oily.   Tap some on a d brush it thru.  I have thick dark hair so I don't use it....my kid got thin dirty blonde hair...it does take the oiliness away and blends into the hair without it looking white.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 16, 2018, 10:07:49 PM
If you bums showered regularly, you wouldn't have these problems...
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 16, 2018, 10:13:20 PM
Are you still drinking from last night?  The only one who has a problem with this is you.



Garlic homeless bum eater.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Blazor on April 16, 2018, 10:26:43 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
It absorbs the oil.   Makes the hair look less oily.   Tap some on a d brush it thru.  I have thick dark hair so I don't use it....my kid got thin dirty blonde hair...it does take the oiliness away and blends into the hair without it looking white.


Ah ok, good to know. I usually shave my head every 2-3 weeks during warm season (now), but let it grow longer in the winter.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2018, 10:41:05 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Are you still drinking from last night?  The only one who has a problem with this is you.



Garlic homeless bum eater.

I hope not for his sake. That would be really sad.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Angry White Male on April 17, 2018, 01:05:05 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Are you still drinking from last night?  The only one who has a problem with this is you.


Nope!  Just got back from the gun range.  Monday nights are a good night to go, as they aren't too busy.



NOW I start drinking.
Title: Re: Batiste Dry Shampoo
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2018, 08:01:42 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Are you still drinking from last night?  The only one who has a problem with this is you.



Garlic homeless bum eater.

I hope not for his sake. That would be really sad.

Alcoholism is sad.