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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on May 05, 2018, 06:31:32 PM

Title: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 05, 2018, 06:31:32 PM
This is what ya get...


QuoteDwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11153799/Dwarf-handed-colouring-book-and-crayons-by-waitress-while-on-a-date-with-fiancee.html







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Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2018, 01:17:18 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"This is what ya get...


QuoteDwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11153799/Dwarf-handed-colouring-book-and-crayons-by-waitress-while-on-a-date-with-fiancee.html







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How insulting to him.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 01:27:04 AM
Well, if you date a guy that looks like a toddler, what do you expect?



That midget must have a nice bank account...  I'm willing to bet he's 'financially secure'...
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 01:31:35 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Well, if you date a guy that looks like a toddler, what do you expect?



That midget must have a nice bank account...  I'm willing to bet he's 'financially secure'...

You don't know that...some people get off on that shit.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2018, 01:32:44 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Well, if you date a guy that looks like a toddler, what do you expect?



That midget must have a nice bank account...  I'm willing to bet he's 'financially secure'...

You don't know that...some people get off on that shit.

I have never met a woman who is attracted to little men, but I suppose there are a few.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 01:34:05 AM
People like weird stuff today...
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 01:34:49 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I have never met a woman who is attracted to little men, but I suppose there are a few.

Exactly!  Women aren't attracted to manlets.  Unless you're at least 5' 10", you're a manlet and will never be in the same league as us real men!



That midget has cash, I can guarantee you that!
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Bricktop on May 06, 2018, 02:12:59 AM
I'll be sure to remind my cousin in June. He'll need to leave his full sized partner.



ALL of his partners have been people of normal height.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:13:23 AM
He's got cash though, right?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Bricktop on May 06, 2018, 02:14:04 AM
He could buy and sell your ass 10 times over and only have to open his wallet.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:15:48 AM
That's the point I make!  A fat wallet can make up for a shortness of height.  If he was a broke bum midget, the outcome would not be the same...
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:25:27 AM
Maybe she likes small guys
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:25:45 AM
Everyone got a fetish
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:26:14 AM
It's a fat wallet, guaranteed...
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:27:11 AM
Like maybe urkarian chicks got a thing for alky truckers...same shit.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:29:38 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Like maybe urkarian chicks got a thing for alky truckers...same shit.

Don't even try to flame me, when you can't even get your spelling and grammar in check!
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:31:35 AM
Who cares about spelling and grammar...auto correct can fuck itself and so can you.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:33:23 AM
I don't got time for that shit. ..like ooh....soelling and grammar make me a b3tter person online...shove it up yours...
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:33:53 AM
Blaming auto-correct for words that don't even exist?  Nice try, Berry...   :roll:
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:35:53 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I don't got time for that shit. ..like ooh....soelling and grammar make me a b3tter person online...shove it up yours...

Did auto-correct suggest this also?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:36:35 AM
Oh I'm so worried what you think if me...taking over my life....l8ke Eva and meme situation!  Omg...whst shall I do???
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:37:25 AM
LOLZ!  If your Zopiclone is kicking in, go to bed!  Right now you are not in a position to even attempt to flame me, so don't even try...
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:38:32 AM
I might not be cool if I don't live up to mel  standards!  Omg!   Total fail!  Help!!  Next!
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:39:26 AM
Are you drinking, or is it the Zopiclone?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:40:19 AM
I haven't taken zopuclone in over a year...i clearly stated that many times...idiot...douche bag..fuck off
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:42:22 AM
So it's the drink then...  I knew it was one of the two.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:49:14 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"So it's the drink then...  I knew it was one of the two.


You jealous I have a "loife" and you don't?  My friends bought it over.  Had a great time.



Anything else to brag about moron?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:51:35 AM
Hey Mel...the cah is ready...ready to get a loife?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:52:05 AM
It's clear that you've had too much to drink.  You are trying to attack me for no reason, and doing an exceptionally terrible job at it!



Perhaps it's time for bed?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:54:37 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"It's clear that you've had too much to drink.  You are trying to attack me for no reason, and doing an exceptionally terrible job!



Perhaps it's time for bed?

Yeah totally...thinking about bringing the breathalyzer out  and posting pics...maybe post a pic of coke or meth...
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 02:57:14 AM
You back into your old habits again?  I thought you had those Demons beat?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 06, 2018, 02:59:44 AM
Keep entertaining yourself....its what you do best.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 06, 2018, 03:02:53 AM
Why so mean when you're drunk?  Ever think about hooking up with Oscar?  He's a mean drunk also, and drinks all day and night!



You two would be a match made in heaven!  Two drunken useless bums!  Only problem is, is that he's 70 and broke as fuck, so even though he's almost dead, you'd receive no windfall...  It would have to be true love.



Mimi and Evs fawn over him, so there must be something there!  You should check it out!
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2018, 09:53:05 AM
Midgets date midgets. Normal height women would only fuck midgets if they are rich.



I won a dwarf tossing contest in Mexico when I was twenty two.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2018, 05:38:04 PM
I thought this thread was about Mel casting his net a little further since he wasn't catching any fish in his own waters.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2018, 07:44:02 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Midgets date midgets. Normal height women would only fuck midgets if they are rich.



I won a dwarf tossing contest in Mexico when I was twenty two.

Did he volunteer to be assaulted?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Bricktop on May 06, 2018, 07:49:15 PM
My family are little people. I find this discussion somewhat unpalatable. Dwarfism is defined by Governments in most of the world as a handicap. Would people be so blase and disrespectful to Down Syndrome folk?
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2018, 07:57:03 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"My family are little people. I find this discussion somewhat unpalatable. Dwarfism is defined by Governments in most of the world as a handicap. Would people be so blase and disrespectful to Down Syndrome folk?

I never meant to offend anyone..



In fact, I think it's thuggish for a big brute like Herman to be bullying people with a physical handicap.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Bricktop on May 06, 2018, 07:59:32 PM
You didn't offend anyone Fash...don't worry.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: kiebers on May 06, 2018, 08:20:44 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Would people be so blase and disrespectful to Down Syndrome folk?

All the time. It's sad.
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Anonymous on May 06, 2018, 08:22:59 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Would people be so blase and disrespectful to Down Syndrome folk?

All the time. It's sad.

I know.

 :sad:
Title: Re: Dating a Midget?
Post by: Bricktop on May 06, 2018, 08:26:34 PM
Well, they get no respect from me.
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