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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 02:41:25 PM

Title: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 02:41:25 PM
I've managed to pick up the pieces and move on with my life since Gordon dumped me at the alter. I've met someone and it's going really well. Most of you know him. His name is Joe and he is a regular on VF. We have only been together for a couple of months, but I know he is the man for me and vice versa.



I wanted everyone to hear it from me first. This is true love.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: kiebers on May 16, 2018, 02:47:42 PM
Well at least he has a full head of hair...Gordo was getting a little sparse up there. Careful though, he does seem to have an addiction to porn....
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 02:52:26 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"Well at least he has a full head of hair...Gordo was getting a little sparse up there. Careful though, he does seem to have an addiction to porn....

I keep Joe on a short leash.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: cc on May 16, 2018, 02:54:05 PM
Quotehe does seem to have an addiction to porn

I suspect that's just because he wasn't gettin any



Now that he's in a stable (< maybe I should find a less leading word :icon_wink: ) sexual relationship, maybe he'll cut back on the pron
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 02:56:32 PM
Quote from: "cc"
Quotehe does seem to have an addiction to porn

I suspect that's just because he wasn't gettin any

That's precisely it.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: cc on May 16, 2018, 02:58:09 PM
You know what being on a leash does to him, you sneak you :wink:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 03:01:29 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"I've managed to pick up the pieces and move on with my life since Gordon dumped me at the alter. I've met someone and it's going really well. Most of you know him. His name is Joe and he is a regular on VF. We have only been together for a couple of months, but I know he is the man for me and vice versa.



I wanted everyone to hear it from me first. This is true love.

I am very happy for both you and JOE..



I'm sure he'll start a thread at VF about a friend who recently fell in love with another man.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: kiebers on May 16, 2018, 03:07:04 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I'm sure he'll start a thread at VF about a friend who recently fell in love with another man.

 :laugh:


Quote from: "cc"You know what being on a leash does to him, you sneak you :wink:

Hopefully someone starts a thread over there...hint hint hint...
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: cc on May 16, 2018, 03:12:49 PM
hmmmmmm  



Not fair - You know how susceptible to hints of that nature  I am :sneaky2:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: kiebers on May 16, 2018, 03:15:16 PM
:43(2):





 :laugh:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 03:16:37 PM
Quote from: "cc"hmmmmmm  



Not fair - You know how susceptible to hints of that nature  I am :sneaky2:

Be strong cc.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: cc on May 16, 2018, 03:22:26 PM
I am so weak to temptation



I already let the "cad" out of the bag



and it's not my fault - I blame others for making me do it
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 03:26:11 PM
Quote from: "cc"I am so weak to temptation



I already let the "cad" out of the bag



and it's not my fault - I blame others for making me do it

I understand. The pressure was  overwhelming.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: cc on May 16, 2018, 03:35:04 PM
Whew!! I feel better now - You are such a forgiving and understanding person



I hope Joe appreciates those fine human qualities
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 03:36:11 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"I've managed to pick up the pieces and move on with my life since Gordon dumped me at the alter. I've met someone and it's going really well. Most of you know him. His name is Joe and he is a regular on VF. We have only been together for a couple of months, but I know he is the man for me and vice versa.



I wanted everyone to hear it from me first. This is true love.

 :beurk:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 03:45:43 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "seoulbro"I've managed to pick up the pieces and move on with my life since Gordon dumped me at the alter. I've met someone and it's going really well. Most of you know him. His name is Joe and he is a regular on VF. We have only been together for a couple of months, but I know he is the man for me and vice versa.



I wanted everyone to hear it from me first. This is true love.

 :beurk:

Someone's jealous.



Bitch, you come between me and the man I love and I will scratch your eyes out.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: cc on May 16, 2018, 04:11:19 PM
Be cautious - I suspect she fights really dirty .. and to hurt
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 05:55:31 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "seoulbro"I've managed to pick up the pieces and move on with my life since Gordon dumped me at the alter. I've met someone and it's going really well. Most of you know him. His name is Joe and he is a regular on VF. We have only been together for a couple of months, but I know he is the man for me and vice versa.



I wanted everyone to hear it from me first. This is true love.

 :beurk:

Someone's jealous.



Bitch, you come between me and the man I love and I will scratch your eyes out.

Joe must make you very happy Seoul.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Blazor on May 16, 2018, 06:27:10 PM
No more Gordy wedding chops lol.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 06:33:31 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"No more Gordy wedding chops lol.

Joe is too chicken to post a pic of himself, so there won't be any chops of him in a white gown.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Blazor on May 16, 2018, 06:38:47 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blazor"No more Gordy wedding chops lol.

Joe is too chicken to post a pic of himself, so there won't be any chops of him in a white gown.


Guess we'll just have to get Seoul to share when he comes over lol. I would say wait til the wedding day, but ya never know, Joe may pull a Gordy Gambino  :laugh:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 07:06:46 PM
Joe and Seoul; a match made in progtard heaven.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 16, 2018, 07:29:34 PM
I hope the full head of hair doesnt get in the way...
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Bricktop on May 16, 2018, 07:50:45 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"No more Gordy wedding chops lol.


He's barely recognisable now. He's thinner than a hobo's overcoat. He's posting pics of him in Pattaya....with his missus keeping him VERY close at hand.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Blazor on May 16, 2018, 08:03:52 PM
Im sure she is lol.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 08:06:29 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"No more Gordy wedding chops lol.


He's barely recognisable now. He's thinner than a hobo's overcoat. He's posting pics of him in Pattaya....with his missus keeping him VERY close at hand.

He's still a pig.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Bricktop on May 16, 2018, 08:17:34 PM
I'd say more of a piglet...you could use his ribs as a washboard.



I don't think she feeds him.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"No more Gordy wedding chops lol.


He's barely recognisable now. He's thinner than a hobo's overcoat. He's posting pics of him in Pattaya....with his missus keeping him VERY close at hand.

I thought GORDY was back in Perth?
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Angry White Male on May 17, 2018, 12:31:32 PM
I think Gordy is banned from all forums, so we may never know...
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: realgrimm on May 17, 2018, 12:35:08 PM
GORDY woulda just cheated on you anyways Seoul, your better off, Joe still needs to lose his virginity so be gentle and use lube..
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 12:41:06 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I think Gordy is banned from all forums, so we may never know...

He is not banned from here Mel..



You like spreading false rumours.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 12:44:19 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I think Gordy is banned from all forums, so we may never know...

He is not banned from here Mel..



You like spreading false rumours.

Most high school girls do.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 12:45:07 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"GORDY woulda just cheated on you anyways Seoul, your better off, Joe still needs to lose his virginity so be gentle and use lube..

So old Joe is not going to die a virgin after all.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Angry White Male on May 17, 2018, 01:26:25 PM
Have wig-glue will travel...
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Zetsu on May 17, 2018, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "realgrimm"GORDY woulda just cheated on you anyways Seoul, your better off, Joe still needs to lose his virginity so be gentle and use lube..

So old Joe is not going to die a virgin after all.


Quote from: "Angry White Male"Have wig-glue will travel...




 :MG_216:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 01:31:04 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Have wig-glue will travel...

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 02:44:53 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "realgrimm"GORDY woulda just cheated on you anyways Seoul, your better off, Joe still needs to lose his virginity so be gentle and use lube..

So old Joe is not going to die a virgin after all.

See, miracles do happen.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 03:22:29 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "realgrimm"GORDY woulda just cheated on you anyways Seoul, your better off, Joe still needs to lose his virginity so be gentle and use lube..

So old Joe is not going to die a virgin after all.

See, miracles do happen.

I'm sure JOE will make a fine husband or wife.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2018, 06:47:15 PM
And you get a twofer one deal...a chauffeur thrown in.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 06:50:05 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"And you get a twofer one deal...a chauffeur thrown in.

Lol, I remember Fash outed Joe on that lie.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2018, 06:51:31 PM
Its a LIE???



Damn...I need to lie down...
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 07:01:10 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Bricktop"And you get a twofer one deal...a chauffeur thrown in.

Lol, I remember Fash outed Joe on that lie.

It really wasn't that difficult..



JOE did no research into his fake job.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "realgrimm"GORDY woulda just cheated on you anyways Seoul, your better off, Joe still needs to lose his virginity so be gentle and use lube..

So old Joe is not going to die a virgin after all.

See, miracles do happen.

I'm sure JOE will make a fine husband or wife.

 :laugh:

 :yuk:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "realgrimm"GORDY woulda just cheated on you anyways Seoul, your better off, Joe still needs to lose his virginity so be gentle and use lube..

So old Joe is not going to die a virgin after all.

See, miracles do happen.

I'm sure JOE will make a fine husband or wife.

 :laugh:

I don't want to jump the gun, but Joe will make a stunning bride in his white wedding gown. And he can wear white.

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Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2018, 01:42:03 AM
I wonder what he'll do with his hair?
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2018, 01:43:18 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I wonder what he'll do with his hair?

On his head or on his back?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2018, 01:53:39 AM
Oh, Fash...you keep THIS up and you'll be doing standup for a living!!!



 ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2018, 11:51:19 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I wonder what he'll do with his hair?

On his head or on his back?

 :laugh:

 :MG_216:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2018, 02:25:39 AM
This thread got noticed at the other place.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2018, 04:03:58 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I wonder what he'll do with his hair?

On his head or on his back?

 :laugh:

 :roll:
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: cc on June 05, 2018, 11:51:29 AM
ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2018, 04:07:54 PM
Quote from: "Herman"This thread got noticed at the other place.

I saw that.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2018, 05:47:48 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"This thread got noticed at the other place.

I saw that.

It's rare for us to be the subject of a thread the Vancouver Faggot forum. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2018, 09:04:20 PM
Hey Herman, next time don't do me any favours by bumping threads about me on VF. Your presence there immediately attracted the two butthurt boneheads TD and Kylie Jenner.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on June 06, 2018, 04:55:20 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"Hey Herman, next time don't do me any favours by bumping threads about me on VF. Your presence there immediately attracted the two butthurt boneheads TD and Kylie Jenner.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. VF is the forum of last resort.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on June 06, 2018, 06:57:56 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "seoulbro"Hey Herman, next time don't do me any favours by bumping threads about me on VF. Your presence there immediately attracted the two butthurt boneheads TD and Kylie Jenner.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. VF is the forum of last resort.

The people that like it, like it a lot..



And there are some people there I like very much too.
Title: Re: Joe is my new boyfriend
Post by: Anonymous on June 06, 2018, 08:09:25 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "seoulbro"Hey Herman, next time don't do me any favours by bumping threads about me on VF. Your presence there immediately attracted the two butthurt boneheads TD and Kylie Jenner.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. VF is the forum of last resort.

The people that like it, like it a lot..



And there are some people there I like very much too.

But, Total Dunce isn't one of them. He posts there all day long and they can't stand him and you can't blame them. He will stay as long as can keep wearing out his welcome, just like eddie.
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