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Title: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 20, 2018, 03:05:59 AM
...but I'm not sure why I do, since I often throw them out because I don't always eat them.



Nonetheless, whenever I go grocery shopping, there is always the strong desire to buy a fresh Pineapple for my fridge.



I do not know why this is.









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Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 20, 2018, 03:29:47 AM
Anyone here actually cut open and eats the Pineapple?



Holy Fuck are they ever sweet!
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 20, 2018, 03:39:37 AM
Look at you...trying fruit for the first time....
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 20, 2018, 03:43:58 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Look at you...trying fruit for the first time....

First time?



I'm no fruit virgin!
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: cc on May 20, 2018, 12:01:35 PM
I would never call you a "fruit virgin"


Quote from: "Thread OP"I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge

BTW, thanks for letting us know this important news
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2018, 01:02:23 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Look at you...trying fruit for the first time....

First time?



I'm no fruit virgin!

I always thought you were a virgin  and a fruit.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: kiebers on May 20, 2018, 01:03:13 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Look at you...trying fruit for the first time....

First time?



I'm no fruit virgin!

Get one of these and never be called that again... :thumbup:



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Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: cc on May 20, 2018, 01:15:58 PM
Aw, now I can see why he keeps a pineapple  on standby  :laugh:



Oh,



and please do not ask about my ultimately unpleasant pineapple core experience (cringe)
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2018, 02:11:06 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"...but I'm not sure why I do, since I often throw them out because I don't always eat them.



Nonetheless, whenever I go grocery shopping, there is always the strong desire to buy a fresh Pineapple for my fridge.



I do not know why this is.









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I love fresh pineapple as a treat.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: cc on May 20, 2018, 02:13:53 PM
It is good - we devoured one  a day that was virtually straight from the tree when living in the Filippines



Season was very long
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2018, 02:15:30 PM
Quote from: "cc"It is good - we devoured one  a day that was virtually straight from the tree when living in the Filippines



Season was very long

It doesn't get any fresher than that cc.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2018, 04:54:50 PM
Quote from: "cc"It is good - we devoured one  a day that was virtually straight from the tree when living in the Filippines



Season was very long

That's great isn't it. We do that in Panama.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: cc on May 20, 2018, 05:14:46 PM
Nice



We just sucked up all the tropical luxuries .... a mango tree in our back yard .... they would fall into the pool and not be damaged ... lusheous



Every breakfast was 1/2 fresh papaya and yogurt



A good time in our lives, and were lucky not to experience much of the bad in a 3rd world place ... and to not directly encounter the big bad things that slither and crawl in tropical areas
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2018, 05:19:20 PM
Quote from: "cc"Nice



We just sucked up all the tropical luxuries .... a mango tree in our back yard .... they would fall into the pool and not be damaged ... lusheous



Every breakfast was 1/2 fresh papaya and yogurt



A good time in our lives, and were lucky not to experience much of the bad in a 3rd world place ... and to not directly encounter the big bad things that slither and crawl in tropical areas

I love yogurt and tropical fruit. We bring our blender and make fruit smoothies daily.



But, we can't avoid snakes, spiders and pesky monkeys.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: cc on May 20, 2018, 05:25:41 PM
I had papaya straight up .. sliced and covered in yogurt .. a huge bowl full



Might have told this before, but my breakfasts lead to panicking our maid who had been a nurse also. Palms and bottom of feet orange along with face a bit - she thought it Jaundice and rushed me to a doc - He laffed and told me what I had daily for breakfast  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2018, 05:34:25 PM
Quote from: "cc"I had papaya straight up .. sliced and covered in yogurt .. a huge bowl full



Might have told this before, but my breakfasts lead to panicking our maid who had been a nurse also. Palms and bottom of feet orange along with face a bit - she thought it Jaundice and rushed me to a doc - He laffed and told me what I had daily for breakfast  ac_biggrin

My wife liked papaya from the get go. It took me a while to develop a taste foe it. But, the fresh tropical fruit  bounty at our finger tips is amazing. Fresh bananas, passion fruit, mangoes, pineapples, pomegranates, guava, coconuts, breadfruit and on and on. I get hungry thinking about Panama.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Blazor on May 21, 2018, 06:06:55 PM
Ooooooooo, who lives in a pineapple in Angry's beer fridge!?



Lol, I also see pudding cups, fruit cups, juice boxes? beer, water, tea, dont know what Havar is, some tasty lookin' turtle like sweets, but why the empty bowl?



I really like pineapple, but not enough to keep a whole one, I dont think. I always have a pineapple/coconut juice blend in the fridge. I like grilling chicken, salmon, or shrimp with pineapple. Pineapple on a ham, yes pineapple on a pizza is good. Pineapple upside down cake. Hell anything with pineapple lol.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Ooooooooo, who lives in a pineapple in Angry's beer fridge!?



Lol, I also see pudding cups, fruit cups, juice boxes? beer, water, tea, dont know what Havar is, some tasty lookin' turtle like sweets, but why the empty bowl?



I really like pineapple, but not enough to keep a whole one, I dont think. I always have a pineapple/coconut juice blend in the fridge. I like grilling chicken, salmon, or shrimp with pineapple. Pineapple on a ham, yes pineapple on a pizza is good. Pineapple upside down cake. Hell anything with pineapple lol.

The Turtles like sweets are O Henry chocolate bars.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: kiebers on May 21, 2018, 06:15:58 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
I really like pineapple, but not enough to keep a whole one, I dont think. I always have a pineapple/coconut juice blend in the fridge. I like grilling chicken, salmon, or shrimp with pineapple. Pineapple on a ham, yes pineapple on a pizza is good. Pineapple upside down cake. Hell anything with pineapple lol.

Girlfriends appreciate your pineapple consumption...just sayin...
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: cc on May 21, 2018, 06:19:55 PM
Aw yes - we learned all about that open secret when living in the Fils  



It works and I strongly support the "guys must eat lots of pineapples" movement :wink:  :sneaky2:
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 06:25:03 PM
Quote from: "Blazor" dont know what Havar is.

Where is that?
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 06:37:55 PM
Quote from: "cc"Aw yes - we learned all about that open secret when living in the Fils  



It works and I strongly support the "guys must eat lots of pineapples" movement :wink:  :sneaky2:

Excuse me, I have to go shopping.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Blazor on May 21, 2018, 06:48:52 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
The Turtles like sweets are O Henry chocolate bars.


Oh ok!
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Blazor on May 21, 2018, 06:49:30 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Girlfriends appreciate your pineapple consumption...just sayin...


Believe, I know this  :thumbup:
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Blazor on May 21, 2018, 06:50:00 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor" dont know what Havar is.

Where is that?


In the lunch/cheese drawer. Was guessing some kind of nice cheese.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor" dont know what Havar is.

Where is that?


In the lunch/cheese drawer. Was guessing some kind of nice cheese.

Probably havarti cheese.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: cc on May 21, 2018, 07:05:50 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "cc"Aw yes - we learned all about that open secret when living in the Fils  



It works and I strongly support the "guys must eat lots of pineapples" movement :wink:  :sneaky2:

Excuse me, I have to go shopping.

Good Boy!!!



Treating one's sweetheart "sweet"ly  should always be a priority and an immediacy



BTW. My mate advocates it's profuse usage for females also - and for the very same reason .. and especially if she's a sq.....  hmmm ... maybe a bit risque for the main board   :sneaky2:



Suffice it to say "what's good for the goose is also good for the gander"
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 07:21:06 PM
Avacados, almonds, garlic and of course oysters.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 07:42:18 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Blazor"
I really like pineapple, but not enough to keep a whole one, I dont think. I always have a pineapple/coconut juice blend in the fridge. I like grilling chicken, salmon, or shrimp with pineapple. Pineapple on a ham, yes pineapple on a pizza is good. Pineapple upside down cake. Hell anything with pineapple lol.

Girlfriends appreciate your pineapple consumption...just sayin...

Very true.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 21, 2018, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Probably havarti cheese.

Correct.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Frood on May 21, 2018, 07:51:01 PM
For some reason if you asked me where you keep your pineapple, I wouldn't guess a fridge.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 21, 2018, 07:57:23 PM
Lower temps help them last longer.



I also have milk on hand (2% only in my household), but I had to move it to showcase the pineapple.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 09:36:06 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"For some reason if you asked me where you keep your pineapple, I wouldn't guess a fridge.

Once it's sliced.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 21, 2018, 09:45:39 PM
Pineapple stays fresher longer in the fridge, even when it's whole!
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 09:52:45 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"For some reason if you asked me where you keep your pineapple, I wouldn't guess a fridge.

Once it's sliced.

That goes without saying.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2018, 10:28:39 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Pineapple stays fresher longer in the fridge, even when it's whole!

I keep pineapples, mangoes, cantaloupe on the counter until they are ready to be skinned and sliced.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Frood on May 22, 2018, 12:38:36 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"For some reason if you asked me where you keep your pineapple, I wouldn't guess a fridge.

Once it's sliced.




I was thinking more along the lines of Little Nicky.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Anonymous on May 22, 2018, 12:48:45 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"For some reason if you asked me where you keep your pineapple, I wouldn't guess a fridge.

Once it's sliced.




I was thinking more along the lines of Little Nicky.

I should have known.
Title: Re: I always keep a Pineapple in my fridge...
Post by: Frood on May 22, 2018, 12:50:30 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"For some reason if you asked me where you keep your pineapple, I wouldn't guess a fridge.

Once it's sliced.




I was thinking more along the lines of Little Nicky.

I should have known.


 ac_biggrin



Think about it and tell me it's beyond the realm of possibility.