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Title: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 16, 2018, 10:56:18 PM
Why do I even buy liquid bowl cleaning products?  They seem to do fuck all.



I know that porcelain may etch given a high enough acid concentration, but I'm sure these products are kept ultra weak to make it 'safe' for the consumer to handle.



Since I have to bust out a Pumice stick anyhow to do the job, why am I even wasting money on weak liquid cleansers that are probably safe enough to drink?
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2018, 10:56:59 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Why do I even buy liquid bowl cleaning products?  They seem to do fuck all.



I know that porcelain may etch given a high enough acid concentration, but I'm sure these products are kept ultra weak to make it 'safe' for the consumer to handle.



Since I have to bust out a Pumice stick anyhow to do the job, why am I even wasting money on weak liquid cleansers that are probably safe enough to drink...

You'll make a fine wifey some day.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 16, 2018, 10:57:57 PM
^^ lol
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 16, 2018, 10:58:50 PM
You let the product sit in the toilet so it can disinfect.  Lot of bacteria in there.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 16, 2018, 10:58:54 PM
I don't have a woman around to handle these duties as they should, so it defaults to me.  Sometimes you just gotta be the wife, unless one likes living in filth and squalor!
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 16, 2018, 10:59:36 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You let the product sit in the toilet so it can disinfect.  Lot of bacteria in there.

Thanks for explaining how to use bowl cleaner, Berry.  You're always so helpful.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 16, 2018, 11:00:40 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You let the product sit in the toilet so it can disinfect.  Lot of bacteria in there.

Thanks for explaining how to use bowl cleaner, Berry.  You're always so helpful.

Yw.  Don't forget that majority of dust is YOUR dead skin cells.  Glad I can help!
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 16, 2018, 11:02:02 PM
Your wisdom enlightens me every time...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2018, 11:28:09 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You let the product sit in the toilet so it can disinfect.  Lot of bacteria in there.

Mel's bowl is full of blood.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:03:04 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Your wisdom enlightens me every time...

If your going to post stupid shit, you'll get stupid answers.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:05:21 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"If your going to post stupid shit, you'll get stupid answers.

What's stupid about it?  The fact that these weak cleaners seem to do very little, and the fact that if I'm having to bust out the Pumice stick anyhow, I wonder what's even the point in buying them?



You're just too fucking dumb to EVER post a normal reply to any fucking thread I've ever posted, since your brain is too simple for many of my threads...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:08:30 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"If your going to post stupid shit, you'll get stupid answers.

What's stupid about it?  The fact that these weak cleaners seem to do very little, and the fact that if I'm having to bust out the Pumice stick anyhow, I wonder what's even the point in buying them?



You're just too fucking dumb to EVER post a normal reply to any fucking thread I've ever posted, since your brain is too simple for many of my threads...


What kind of cleaner you want?  The kind that disinegrates your toilet?  So hard core it eats everything? Jesus..think of the environment and the shit you put into it...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:10:05 AM
Makes me wonder how dirty your toilet really is....
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:12:38 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Makes me wonder how dirty your toilet really is....

It's the same fucking toilet bowl that everyone else has, except I may prefer to keep it cleaner than some single female posters here that live in a substandard rental building...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:14:07 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Makes me wonder how dirty your toilet really is....

It's the same fucking toilet bowl that everyone else has, except I may prefer to keep it cleaner than some single female posters here that live in a substandard rental building...

Oh wow you're so cool cause you clean your toilet 1x a year...help me from fainting...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:17:02 AM
Many years ago I ran the warehouse of a small janitorial supply business...  Most of the products were stronger/more concentrated than the shit one buys at Safeway, and often times it was cheaper to buy also, since it lacked fancy packaging.



We'd sell to the public also.  Prepared many MSDS sheets, but obviously cannot remember the acidic strengths of the various cleansers anymore...



May have to visit them, and see what kinds of bowl cleaners they have.  No doubt would be substantially stronger, as commercial janitors would be unlikely to accidentally drink the bowl cleaner.



I've rented their carpet cleaner in the past also...  Same price for me to rent as some shitty Bissel from the grocery store, and MUCH more powerful and effective.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:20:29 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Oh wow you're so cool cause you clean your toilet 1x a year...help me from fainting...

Look, I'm not OCD cleaning boy, but when I do the job, I do it right.



I need serious chemicals, not 'safe to drink' chemicals that don't do anything.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:22:30 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Many years ago I ran the warehouse of a small janitorial supply business....

You and Eds are in the same business...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:23:11 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Oh wow you're so cool cause you clean your toilet 1x a year...help me from fainting...

Look, I'm not OCD cleaning boy, but when I do the job, I do it right.



I need serious chemicals, not 'safe to drink' chemicals that don't do anything.

Whaddaya have serious mould in there?  Trees n shit?
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:24:14 AM
You re toilet so bad you need an industrial cleaner??
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:24:29 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You and Eds are in the same business...

I'm fucking serious.  It was a small operation, and I was responsible for everything.  Warehousing, stocking, ordering, preparing deliveries, preparing shipments, etc.



I was a one man show back there.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:25:24 AM
I bet it's so bad it's stained red and black.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:27:58 AM
I have myself, other adults and multiple kids pissing and shitting in my toilet and I've never had a problem....yours must be hell...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:29:41 AM
I think it simply comes down to differing levels of cleanliness expected between you and I, Berry...



I've seen how your types live, and even after one of your 'thorough cleans,' I would still be uncomfortable removing my shoes.



No offense...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:29:59 AM
You probably have shit and piss stains all over the place..
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:34:15 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I have myself, other adults and multiple kids pissing and shitting in my toilet and I've never had a problem....yours must be hell...

I dont pee my bed and sour it in vinegar...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:36:30 AM
Vinegar BLASTS the piss molecules into oblivion, and if then left to thoroughly dry, does not 'sour' anything.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:38:41 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Vinegar BLASTS the piss molecules into oblivion, and if then left to thoroughly dry, does not 'sour' anything.

Really?  But my place is gross?  Pass...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:40:26 AM
Vinegar can be used to freshen many things up.  It has a variety of uses cleansing.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:48:55 AM
Protip:  In Canada, Heinz sells what they call 'pickling vinegar' right next to the regular vinegar...  The only difference?  Acid strength...  Regular vinegar is only around 5% acidic world-wide.



Canadian pickling vinegar is extra strong, at 7% acidic.  It is still White Vinegar though, and the only difference is that higher acid count.



Buy that version for extra PISS BLASTING POWER!  It doesn't cost any more than the regular weaker versions...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:49:39 AM
I bet you buy vinegar from Costco.  You can use it to clean your toilet..if you want a deep down clean use pop.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 12:50:57 AM
Maybe stop drinking a d clean your toilet on a regular basis.  Problem solved.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 12:51:30 AM
Don't have a Costco membership anymore.  Most of their grocery items are sold in quantities that are far too 'bulk and industrial sized' for my purposes...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 02:47:53 AM
This is my clean fucking bowl now.  I could eat off any surface with confidence.



I don't live like some people here think I live like, nor how some here do live like, I'm sure...



I'm a clean, classy gent, and am not afraid to stick my hand in there to do a 'Woman's Job'...







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Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 03:34:56 AM
There's not many strong straight White males left around that are like me...  



Herman, Munday, Iron Horse Jockey, and three guys that I regularly work with have settled for Asian.  They are subservient, I understand that.



Fash has married one of these men.  She is willing to deal with that for whatever her personal reasoning.



I am a strong straight White male, who isn't a racist per se, but I prefer to never date outside of my own race.  This is something that even the most hardcore racists here are unable to do, it seems.



Be strong, and NEVER assume a job is for 'the women''...  At the best the job will be done half-assed and improper.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 17, 2018, 03:38:48 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"This is my clean fucking bowl now.  I could eat off any surface with confidence.



I don't live like some people here think I live like, nor how some here do live like, I'm sure...



I'm a clean, classy gent, and am not afraid to stick my hand in there to do a 'Woman's Job'...







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Oh really...your doing a fine job...hope you have time to air out your vagina.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 03:40:10 AM
I've ALWAYS had a problem with right-wing straight White males and their Chinese subservient wives...



It's not fucking right.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 17, 2018, 03:41:01 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Oh really...your doing a fine job...hope you have time to air out your vagina.

I have a high-flow fan that makes that much easier for me to do...
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2018, 01:15:08 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I've ALWAYS had a problem with right-wing straight White males and their Chinese subservient wives...



It's not fucking right.

You would like my old lady. She is a dragon lady.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2018, 03:52:45 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"There's not many strong straight White males left around that are like me...  



Herman, Munday, Iron Horse Jockey, and three guys that I regularly work with have settled for Asian.  They are subservient, I understand that.



Fash has married one of these men.  She is willing to deal with that for whatever her personal reasoning.



I am a strong straight White male, who isn't a racist per se, but I prefer to never date outside of my own race.  This is something that even the most hardcore racists here are unable to do, it seems.



Be strong, and NEVER assume a job is for 'the women''...  At the best the job will be done half-assed and improper.

I don't recall IHJ saying his wife is East Asian??



I do know that he has some Japanese ancestry.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2018, 05:41:06 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"There's not many strong straight White males left around that are like me...  



Herman, Munday, Iron Horse Jockey, and three guys that I regularly work with have settled for Asian.  They are subservient, I understand that.



Fash has married one of these men.  She is willing to deal with that for whatever her personal reasoning.



I am a strong straight White male, who isn't a racist per se, but I prefer to never date outside of my own race.  This is something that even the most hardcore racists here are unable to do, it seems.



Be strong, and NEVER assume a job is for 'the women''...  At the best the job will be done half-assed and improper.

I don't recall IHJ saying his wife is East Asian??

I didn't post that.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2018, 06:15:53 PM
Seoul has a Caucasian girlfriend.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Odinson on June 17, 2018, 07:25:08 PM
If you let the piss settle in the bowl, it creates this protective layer of gold on the porcelain.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2018, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"If you let the piss settle in the bowl, it creates this protective layer of gold on the porcelain.

Fine for people like you or Mel who live alone.
Title: Re: I'm cleaning my toilet bowl...
Post by: Odinson on June 17, 2018, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"If you let the piss settle in the bowl, it creates this protective layer of gold on the porcelain.

Fine for people like you or Mel who live alone.


I was thinking people clean their toilets for guests and not for family..