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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on July 02, 2018, 02:25:20 AM

Title: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Bricktop on July 02, 2018, 02:25:20 AM
Cousin Warwick scored a great troll last week on daytime talk TV.



He was a guest to promote his "survival" special with Bear Grylls.



Before his spot, a Doctor presented a segment on what the colour of your urine can tell you about your health. When he'd finished his presentation, the male host segued into Warwick's segment, referencing Bear Grylls...renowned for promoting drinking urine as a survival strategy.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inILyEgScAE



Got big laughs and headlines all round.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2018, 02:31:54 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I  have missed Bricktop.

 :sad:

Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I'm sure he'll be back soon enough, posting up a storm.



He can tell us how the visit went with his midget cousin...
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Bricktop on July 02, 2018, 03:30:42 AM
We don't use the "m" word.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2018, 03:37:54 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"We don't use the "m" word.

We do!   acc_angry  acc_angry  acc_angry  :laugh:
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Bricktop on July 02, 2018, 04:07:33 AM
Then stop.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2018, 12:40:38 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Cousin Warwick scored a great troll last week on daytime talk TV.



He was a guest to promote his "survival" special with Bear Grylls.



Before his spot, a Doctor presented a segment on what the colour of your urine can tell you about your health. When he'd finished his presentation, the male host segued into Warwick's segment, referencing Bear Grylls...renowned for promoting drinking urine as a survival strategy.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inILyEgScAE



Got big laughs and headlines all round.

He looks very different when not dressed as a leprechaun.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2018, 01:07:05 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"We don't use the "m" word.

Masturbate?
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Bricktop on July 02, 2018, 07:09:59 PM
"Mel"
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2018, 07:25:35 PM
Actually, I respect the Midgets.  They are one group, despite being at a disadvantage in a variety of ways throughout their daily lives, never fucking seem to complain!  Ever!  Tough little fuckers they are...
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Bricktop on July 02, 2018, 07:33:35 PM
Given that your "respect" has the same currency value as Venezuelan pesos, you'll understand if I don't pass that on.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2018, 07:39:05 PM
It's true.  Midgets are one group that I've always respected, and have never spoken foul of.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Bricktop on July 02, 2018, 07:41:08 PM
You just did - again- asshole.



Do you say to a paraplegic "I have a lot of respect for cripples"?



Or to epileptics "I admire you psychos"?



Respect is action...not words.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2018, 07:44:48 PM
You're one to lecture on the use of 'politically correct' terms...  Nice try.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2018, 07:51:59 PM
True story...  There was a bar in Ontario that held Midget Tossing nights.  Some of the townsfolk thought the whole idea of this was demeaning, and lobbied to have the midget toss ended.



However, what they failed to take into account was what the midgets actually thought about this!  So they asked the midget, and he bluntly stated something along the lines of, "If we had a problem with it, we wouldn't do it.  We are midgets, and we want the toss!  How come nobody asked us until now?"
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Bricktop on July 02, 2018, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"You're one to lecture on the use of 'politically correct' terms...  Nice try.


Its nothing to do with "political correctness", but real respect. Not YOUR version of respect.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2018, 08:08:20 PM
Stop your crying...
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2018, 02:02:31 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"True story...  There was a bar in Ontario that held Midget Tossing nights.  Some of the townsfolk thought the whole idea of this was demeaning, and lobbied to have the midget toss ended.



However, what they failed to take into account was what the midgets actually thought about this!  So they asked the midget, and he bluntly stated something along the lines of, "If we had a problem with it, we wouldn't do it.  We are midgets, and we want the toss!  How come nobody asked us until now?"

I have been in bars around the world that had those nights. That fad faded decades ago.
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Angry White Male on July 05, 2018, 02:35:58 AM
Quote from: "Herman"I have been in bars around the world that had those nights. That fad faded decades ago.

Not in the one particular Ontario bar, it didn't!
Title: Re: Cousin trolls TV presenter.
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2018, 04:44:49 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Herman"I have been in bars around the world that had those nights. That fad faded decades ago.

Not in the one particular Ontario bar, it didn't!

Since you said was, as in past tense, it seems it did fade there too.