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Title: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2013, 05:27:52 PM
Instead we are stuck with another of that pathetic nutcase SMP's countless handles. The two biggest lunatics on the internet are SMP and green hornung and a small forum like this one has both of them. Lucky us. :roll:
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 29, 2013, 06:11:31 PM
The original Saltydog died in San Fransisco in late 2012 so view me as a more of a tribute to him. I think in time you will find me far more entertaining, provocative and informative than the old Salty.



Another bonus is that you won't have read boring stories about my time as a "teacher" <cough>.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Minaeni on August 29, 2013, 06:31:43 PM
This is bruce. He was trying to take credit for my disbanding the bully crew at Vancouver Forum. His gay buddies kieber and lochdub were trying to prop him up and failed.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 29, 2013, 06:34:34 PM
Quote from: "Minaeni"This is bruce. He was trying to take credit for my disbanding the bully crew at Vancouver Forum. His gay buddies kieber and lochdub were trying to prop him up and failed.




Wrong. It will soon become very apparent that I am not Bruce.



I am Saltydog.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Minaeni on August 29, 2013, 06:35:05 PM
Well, you do seem that boring.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 29, 2013, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: "Minaeni"Well, you do seem that boring.




NOW YOU GET IT!
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 29, 2013, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: "Minaeni"This is bruce. He was trying to take credit for my disbanding the bully crew at Vancouver Forum. His gay buddies kieber and lochdub were trying to prop him up and failed.




It seems that MB is now falling apart since RealWoman died and Gambino was arrested.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2013, 09:50:04 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Instead we are stuck with another of that pathetic nutcase SMP's countless handles. The two biggest lunatics on the internet are SMP and green hornung and a small forum like this one has both of them. Lucky us. :roll:

There is another Saltydog?
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 30, 2013, 12:13:20 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Instead we are stuck with another of that pathetic nutcase SMP's countless handles. The two biggest lunatics on the internet are SMP and green hornung and a small forum like this one has both of them. Lucky us. :roll:

There is another Saltydog?




There was but he died last December. I was a big fan of his so I borrowed his name in tribute. i have posted no lunacy nor hatred. The memory of Saltydog lives on in my posts.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2013, 12:15:00 AM
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Instead we are stuck with another of that pathetic nutcase SMP's countless handles. The two biggest lunatics on the internet are SMP and green hornung and a small forum like this one has both of them. Lucky us. :roll:

There is another Saltydog?




There was but he died last December. I was a big fan of his so I borrowed his name in tribute. i have posted no lunacy nor hatred. The memory of Saltydog lives on in my posts.

You are not worthy of carrying Salty's sandal straps.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 30, 2013, 12:26:03 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
There is another Saltydog?




There was but he died last December. I was a big fan of his so I borrowed his name in tribute. i have posted no lunacy nor hatred. The memory of Saltydog lives on in my posts.

You are not worthy of carrying Salty's sandal straps.




Give me time. Change is sometimes hard. Salty lived on a boat - he wore boat shoes.



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Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: cc on August 30, 2013, 12:55:01 AM
You hated his guts because he always destroyed you.  



And, for his fans, he's still around
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2013, 12:57:19 AM
Quote from: "cc li tarte"You hated his guts because he always destroyed you.  



And, for his fans, he's still around

Did Salty really pass away CC? I loved that man.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://bluefrost.org/images/smilies/smilies3/wub1.gif%22%3Ehttp://bluefrost.org/images/smilies/smilies3/wub1.gif%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2013, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "cc li tarte"You hated his guts because he always destroyed you.  



And, for his fans, he's still around

Did Salty really pass away CC? I loved that man.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://bluefrost.org/images/smilies/smilies3/wub1.gif%22%3Ehttp://bluefrost.org/images/smilies/smilies3/wub1.gif%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

I am sorry everyone, but this Saltydog is the only poster I know with that handle..



I am sorry he has passed though.

 :(
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: cc on August 30, 2013, 11:59:01 AM
The real Salty is still around.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2013, 12:26:45 PM
Quote from: "cc li tarte"The real Salty is still around.

YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 30, 2013, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: "cc li tarte"You hated his guts because he always destroyed you.  



And, for his fans, he's still around




I didn't hate Salty, nor did he destroy me. He was a mentor and a dear friend. I use "Saltydog" as a tribute to a fallen friend and mentor.



Sadly he was destroyed as you put it by the bottle.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2013, 02:53:54 PM
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "cc li tarte"You hated his guts because he always destroyed you.  



And, for his fans, he's still around




I didn't hate Salty, nor did he destroy me. He was a mentor and a dear friend. I use "Saltydog" as a tribute to a fallen friend and mentor.



Sadly he was destroyed as you put it by the bottle.

Why don't you just use SMP 1, SMP 2 and so on when you are chatting with yourself?
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 30, 2013, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "cc li tarte"You hated his guts because he always destroyed you.  



And, for his fans, he's still around




I didn't hate Salty, nor did he destroy me. He was a mentor and a dear friend. I use "Saltydog" as a tribute to a fallen friend and mentor.



Sadly he was destroyed as you put it by the bottle.

Why don't you just use SMP 1, SMP 2 and so on when you are chatting with yourself?




Ugh, only two smart ones on this forum so far. Originally, CC thought I was SMP and SMP thought I was Bruce, but they both now realize this is not the case. You will as well.



You will also come to love, respect and admire me as the new and improved Saltydog.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2013, 03:01:46 PM
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Saltydog"




I didn't hate Salty, nor did he destroy me. He was a mentor and a dear friend. I use "Saltydog" as a tribute to a fallen friend and mentor.



Sadly he was destroyed as you put it by the bottle.

Why don't you just use SMP 1, SMP 2 and so on when you are chatting with yourself?




Ugh, only two smart ones on this forum so far. Originally, CC thought I was SMP and SMP thought I was Bruce, but they both now realize this is not the case. You will as well.



You will also come to love, respect and admire me as the new and improved Saltydog.

You are one major fucking schizo Panties. Fash will have to deal with you eventually. I just hope it is sooner rather than later.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 30, 2013, 03:10:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Why don't you just use SMP 1, SMP 2 and so on when you are chatting with yourself?




Ugh, only two smart ones on this forum so far. Originally, CC thought I was SMP and SMP thought I was Bruce, but they both now realize this is not the case. You will as well.



You will also come to love, respect and admire me as the new and improved Saltydog.

You are one major fucking schizo Panties. Fash will have to deal with you eventually. I just hope it is sooner rather than later.


I haven't done anything wrong since coming here so why should Fash, a wonderful woman BTW,  have to deal with me? Once some of the old folks here come to grips with the death of Saltydog I you will come to appreciate what I have to offer this forum.



Rather than hurl out baseless accusations I suggest we discuss a varying array of issues from cuisine to the ethics of vivisection.



I await these discussions.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2013, 03:12:53 PM
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Saltydog"




Ugh, only two smart ones on this forum so far. Originally, CC thought I was SMP and SMP thought I was Bruce, but they both now realize this is not the case. You will as well.



You will also come to love, respect and admire me as the new and improved Saltydog.

You are one major fucking schizo Panties. Fash will have to deal with you eventually. I just hope it is sooner rather than later.


I haven't done anything wrong since coming here so why should Fash, a wonderful woman BTW,  have to deal with me? Once some of the old folks here come to grips with the death of Saltydog I you will come to appreciate what I have to offer this forum.



Rather than hurl out baseless accusations I suggest we discuss a varying array of issues from cuisine to the ethics of vivisection.



I await these discussions.

Saltydog is not fucking dead, you lying little psycho.



BTW, the way you brown nose to Fash makes me want to puke.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 30, 2013, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
You are one major fucking schizo Panties. Fash will have to deal with you eventually. I just hope it is sooner rather than later.


I haven't done anything wrong since coming here so why should Fash, a wonderful woman BTW,  have to deal with me? Once some of the old folks here come to grips with the death of Saltydog I you will come to appreciate what I have to offer this forum.



Rather than hurl out baseless accusations I suggest we discuss a varying array of issues from cuisine to the ethics of vivisection.



I await these discussions.

Saltydog is not fucking dead, you lying little psycho.



BTW, the way you brown nose to Fash makes me want to puke.




No, Salty's memory lives on in my reincarnation! I enjoy reading Fash's posts about Asian food. I have actually made a pineapple/chicken dish that she suggested in her great Asian food thread. You should try making some of these dishes yourself.



They are very good.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Renee on August 30, 2013, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Saltydog"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Why don't you just use SMP 1, SMP 2 and so on when you are chatting with yourself?




Ugh, only two smart ones on this forum so far. Originally, CC thought I was SMP and SMP thought I was Bruce, but they both now realize this is not the case. You will as well.



You will also come to love, respect and admire me as the new and improved Saltydog.

You are one major fucking schizo Panties. Fash will have to deal with you eventually. I just hope it is sooner rather than later.


Unfortunately he will never go away on his own because he has so many people in his head he could keep himself amused around here long after the likes of us are gone.   :roll:
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Saltydog on August 30, 2013, 03:23:46 PM
Ugh, you are that dim as well. Well at least on this issue. Just ask CC if I am SMP and get it over with - it will save a lot of time.
Title: Re: Wouldn't It Be Great If The Real Saltydog Posted Here
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2013, 03:42:01 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Saltydog"




Ugh, only two smart ones on this forum so far. Originally, CC thought I was SMP and SMP thought I was Bruce, but they both now realize this is not the case. You will as well.



You will also come to love, respect and admire me as the new and improved Saltydog.

You are one major fucking schizo Panties. Fash will have to deal with you eventually. I just hope it is sooner rather than later.


Unfortunately he will never go away on his own because he has so many people in his head he could keep himself amused around here long after the likes of us are gone.   :roll:

SMP is moderately funny, but totally out to lunch.