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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Chuck Bronson on July 21, 2018, 05:13:52 AM

Title: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 21, 2018, 05:13:52 AM
Those on the filming boat laugh, but if that Kiwi didn't paddle away as he did, his scalp would be torn off, neck probably crushed, he'd be disemboweled, and most likely he'd be found dead somewhere half eaten!   :laugh:



Our bears don't fuck around!











https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HTYcnNnkU
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Frood on July 21, 2018, 05:28:07 AM
Kiwi's are good in kayaks.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 21, 2018, 01:27:31 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Kiwi's are good in kayaks.

Here we have things other than banjos that make you wanna paddle faster!    :laugh:
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Anonymous on July 21, 2018, 02:19:19 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Those on the filming boat laugh, but if that Kiwi didn't paddle away as he did, his scalp would be torn off, neck probably crushed, he'd be disemboweled, and most likely he'd be found dead somewhere half eaten!   :laugh:



Our bears don't fuck around!











https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HTYcnNnkU

That would have been frightening.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Frood on July 21, 2018, 02:25:08 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Those on the filming boat laugh, but if that Kiwi didn't paddle away as he did, his scalp would be torn off, neck probably crushed, he'd be disemboweled, and most likely he'd be found dead somewhere half eaten!   :laugh:



Our bears don't fuck around!











https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HTYcnNnkU

That would have been frightening.


Yeah, imagine just minding your own business and going for a paddle when suddenly some guy in aquatic spandex cruises by you on top of a floating rubbish wheelie bin.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Anonymous on July 21, 2018, 02:52:44 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Those on the filming boat laugh, but if that Kiwi didn't paddle away as he did, his scalp would be torn off, neck probably crushed, he'd be disemboweled, and most likely he'd be found dead somewhere half eaten!   :laugh:



Our bears don't fuck around!











https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HTYcnNnkU

That would have been frightening.


Yeah, imagine just minding your own business and going for a paddle when suddenly some guy in aquatic spandex cruises by you on top of a floating rubbish wheelie bin.

Yes, that's what I meant.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 21, 2018, 02:58:22 PM
Word has it there was a half-eaten Elk in the immediate area, and the bear was simply protecting it's food source.



Although very rare for a bear to chase a human unless it poses a threat to its cubs, this clip does show that you must always be aware of your surroundings in bear country.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Anonymous on July 22, 2018, 02:17:24 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Word has it there was a half-eaten Elk in the immediate area, and the bear was simply protecting it's food source.



Although very rare for a bear to chase a human unless it poses a threat to its cubs, this clip does show that you must always be aware of your surroundings in bear country.

Bears like all large wildlife are unpredictable.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Bricktop on July 22, 2018, 02:17:55 AM
So are New Zealanders.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: JOE on July 22, 2018, 03:25:58 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Those on the filming boat laugh, but if that Kiwi didn't paddle away as he did, his scalp would be torn off, neck probably crushed, he'd be disemboweled, and most likely he'd be found dead somewhere half eaten!   :laugh:



Our bears don't fuck around!





U


Yeah I had an encounter with a bear once.



It just about killed me.



My only reward was making out alive.



It feels like being chased by a large fast moving tank.



Yeah if they get a hold of you, you're toast.



They can roll over a human pretty fast.



I sense one bear is as strong as 10 very big men.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Anonymous on July 22, 2018, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Those on the filming boat laugh, but if that Kiwi didn't paddle away as he did, his scalp would be torn off, neck probably crushed, he'd be disemboweled, and most likely he'd be found dead somewhere half eaten!   :laugh:



Our bears don't fuck around!





U


Yeah I had an encounter with a bear once.



It just about killed me.



My only reward was making out alive.



It feels like being chased by a large fast moving tank.



Yeah if they get a hold of you, you're toast.



They can roll over a human pretty fast.



I sense one bear is as strong as 10 very big men.

We've been in the vicinity of bears many times while camping in South West Alberta, South East BC and Northern Montana and Northern Idaho.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Anonymous on July 22, 2018, 04:16:45 PM
I haven't seen much wildlife. I remember seeing a moose on a trip to Algonquin Park when I was in my twenties. I felt like I saw a Tasmanian tiger.
Title: Re: Kiwi Kayaker gets chased by BC bear in Squamish...
Post by: Bricktop on July 22, 2018, 06:53:48 PM
Now, that WOULD be something.