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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Berry Sweet on July 23, 2018, 09:44:57 PM

Title: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 23, 2018, 09:44:57 PM
...but I've been farting some serious farts all day long....my first fart this morning was literally 30 seconds long....ive been very regular since I've come back from camping....perhaps it's the heat?



Anyone else tooting up a storm?
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: caskur on July 23, 2018, 09:57:47 PM
I bet you're stuffing your gob with sugar products.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2018, 09:59:08 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"...but I've been farting some serious farts all day long....my first fart this morning was literally 30 seconds long....ive been very regular since I've come back from camping....perhaps it's the heat?



Anyone else tooting up a storm?

You are more open about these things than I am Berry.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 23, 2018, 10:10:14 PM
Quote from: "caskur"I bet you're stuffing your gob with sugar products.

I bet your shoving your gob with old smelly cocks.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 23, 2018, 10:10:48 PM
I ate a lot of cherries and cauliflower.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: caskur on July 23, 2018, 10:14:28 PM
cauliflower is yummy... my most favourite thing to eat... It can make you fart though. It was the cauli...+ the fructus (sp?) in the cherries.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 23, 2018, 10:22:39 PM
Most likely.  I made home made split pea soup for the coming week.



I was supposed to do a cleanse but I never did...i may e start tonight since it already happening on its own.  I use bodytox.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Bricktop on July 23, 2018, 10:34:28 PM
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Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 23, 2018, 10:39:28 PM
They don't smell tho.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 23, 2018, 10:40:45 PM
I'm tired...I want to go to bed but it's too early.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Bricktop on July 23, 2018, 10:42:21 PM
Have a nap.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 23, 2018, 11:09:07 PM
No it's too late to nap...its 8pm....ill just wait 2 more hours.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 02:01:50 AM
Maybe the ghetto is the best place for Berry to stay...



I'm not sure she'd fit well into a building like mine, where we all own the units, and generally behave in a respectable manner, without having to throw fruits and vegetables at one another...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 24, 2018, 02:07:02 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Maybe the ghetto is the best place for Berry to stay...



I'm not sure she'd fit well into a building like mine, where we all own the units, and generally behave in a respectable manner, without having to throw fruits and vegetables at one another...


Im missing out on squeaky gates and arguing with old people and idiot door handles and eating slaughtered animal on the daily while jacking off to Asian neighbors...yeah I'm missing out big time.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 02:18:33 AM
That wasn't much of a come-back, but I guess I'll let you bask in the glory...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 24, 2018, 02:19:48 AM
I'm not making a comeback..im saying it like it is.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 24, 2018, 02:22:31 AM
Anyhow...the farting has ceased.  I took my bodytox to help cleanse...which means I should take it for the next 10 days.  I might as well juice while I'm at it.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 02:23:44 AM
Maybe just eat normal shit, like normal people do, and you wouldn't have gastro problems, nor the need for vitamin injections...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 24, 2018, 02:28:31 AM
I'll eat whatever I want.  I don't like eating meat often...it clogs up the poop shoot.  Ever notice people who eat meat everyday don't poop everyday...and when they do they have a hard time and spend forever in the bathroom.  My fruits and veggies keep me regular with soft poops and no strain to push at all.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 02:37:41 AM
Quote from: "Wienie"Hi Chuck! What's up buddy?

Fuck off, Oscar.  Mimi and Evs aren't here to fawn over your spam.  Haven't you learned this yet?



Not sure why they haven't tossed your ass into the Retard Rodeo subforum yet, but I'm sure they eventually will.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Wienie on July 24, 2018, 02:46:04 AM
It's good to see you too Chuck. Have you been out riding your girl bike much this summer or are you just keeping close to your pure white condo?
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 02:47:22 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I'll eat whatever I want.  I don't like eating meat often...it clogs up the poop shoot.  Ever notice people who eat meat everyday don't poop everyday...and when they do they have a hard time and spend forever in the bathroom.  My fruits and veggies keep me regular with soft poops and no strain to push at all.

I eat what I like.  I have the metabolism that makes this easy for me to do (don't have to work hard to stay trim)...



If I had to choose only one cuisine, I'd probably choose Italian.  I like Italian food, generally.



If I met a Wop that could cook, I might even put up with her moustache...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 02:48:29 AM
Quote from: "Wienie"It's good to see you too Chuck. Have you been out riding your girl bike much this summer or are you just keeping close to your pure white condo?

Since when do you give a fuck what I do?  Fuck off.  I know your shtick all too well.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Wienie on July 24, 2018, 02:51:10 AM
You must have a very active metabolism Chuck.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 02:52:18 AM
I'm lucky that way...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Wienie on July 24, 2018, 02:55:23 AM
A friend of mine sent away for a woman from Japan I think, she came in a box with a pump and she didn't talk back. I can phone him for an address if you'd like.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 02:56:15 AM
Just easier to jack off to internet porn, to be quite honest...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Wienie on July 24, 2018, 02:57:50 AM
To each INCEL his own I guess.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 03:03:07 AM
Is what it is.  I'm in no rush to chase after the next available Western female that happens to appear.



I don't feel the need to babysit another adult child.  If the right one happens to come along, then so be it.  Won't spend my time searching for the wrong ones though...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Wienie on July 24, 2018, 03:19:52 AM
Hey Chuck there's nothing wrong with single mothers. It may be hard to find a woman that likes to be controlled and watched constantly. Those are spare as hen's teeth I'm told.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Frood on July 24, 2018, 03:31:17 AM
Young people are often undesirable long term relationship prospects because they're self focused and inexperienced in life. They're attracted to shiny things and the next shiny thing.



Aged people or people with children and past experiences are often jaded, angry, and looking for perfection but with others, not so much with themselves.



The trick for both groups is to find that point in their late 20's or early 30's and be that person regardless of what life throws at them.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 24, 2018, 03:40:24 AM
Or just find someone that doesn't cause you grief 24/7!    :laugh:
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 25, 2018, 12:45:14 AM
Whelp...I pooped 3x today.  The heat was crazy.  About to take my body tox and hop into bed soon.



I had a few farts today but nothing crazy like the other day.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 25, 2018, 12:56:26 AM
You belong in the ghetto...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 25, 2018, 01:07:13 AM
There's nothing wrong with talking about bodily functions.  It's normal.



Anyway I made it to my bed with a good biology book!
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 25, 2018, 01:13:30 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Anyway I made it to my bed with a good biology book!

Instead of a book, perhaps you should seek out a good gastro-intestinal Specialist?
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 25, 2018, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Anyway I made it to my bed with a good biology book!

Instead of a book, perhaps you should seek out a good gastro-intestinal Specialist?


I love my bio books.



I had gas be cause of camping foods.   It fucked up my entire system.  Tis why I'm body toxing...flush it all out.



I've discussed this before...people have different needs with their bodies...not everyone is the same.



Like when you ate all that garlic and shit the bed...
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2018, 01:20:08 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"You belong in the ghetto...

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on July 25, 2018, 01:27:46 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Like when you ate all that garlic and shit the bed...

I've never shit the bed!   :rules:



The only poster that has (at least admitting to it), is Gordy Gambino, after passing out on a 30 beer bender.
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 25, 2018, 01:35:15 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Like when you ate all that garlic and shit the bed...

I've never shit the bed!   :rules:



The only poster that has (at least admitting to it), is Gordy Gambino, after passing out on a 30 beer bender.


Ya ya...blame it on Gordy.



I bet you sniffed those garlic nuggets like a cat
Title: Re: I dunno what the heck...
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 25, 2018, 01:40:21 AM
Damn...I just farted a big one....my tummy hurts...lots of pressure...I just realized I will be getting my period soon...so the farts play a part...when I am done these troubles should be gone.
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