Title: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: JOE on August 11, 2018, 02:48:09 AM
Post by: JOE on August 11, 2018, 02:48:09 AM
Very magnificent looking.
There was among them a bridesmaid who stood out among the others
She was young & pretty.
Very persuasive.
When she asked me to do something for her I felt compelled to do it.
She radiated with a charm & desirability
I think she shant be sngle for long
Some young guy will eventually nab her
Anyways she reminded me of a perfect moment in time
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Bricktop on August 11, 2018, 04:16:50 AM
Post by: Bricktop on August 11, 2018, 04:16:50 AM
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 11, 2018, 05:09:06 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 11, 2018, 05:09:06 AM
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2018, 11:23:11 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2018, 11:23:11 AM
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Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: JOE on August 11, 2018, 12:04:31 PM
Post by: JOE on August 11, 2018, 12:04:31 PM
I was exhausted after that ordeal
The limousine I was driving broke down & the company sent out a replacement vehicle for me to finish the trip.
Still, there was a loveliness & charm about that day which reminded me of Edvard Grieg's Wedding Day at Troldhagen:
Oddly I've never heard that song played at a wedding. Perhaps its technical difficulty is such that no one has the ability to play it live
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Aryan on August 11, 2018, 12:08:29 PM
Post by: Aryan on August 11, 2018, 12:08:29 PM
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: JOE on August 11, 2018, 12:41:23 PM
Post by: JOE on August 11, 2018, 12:41:23 PM
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:laugh:
I'd love to give Fashionista a limo ride one day.
However it's doubtful the poor Dear could even afford airfare let alone accommodation in Vanvouver.
I know times are tough in Alberta these dsys
Maybe when things pickup there or fashionista has enough money to take her dream west coast vacation, eh.
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Bricktop on August 11, 2018, 09:17:09 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 11, 2018, 09:17:09 PM
There's nothing fulfilling about driving around in a primped up car. Especially when its not yours.
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2018, 04:26:26 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2018, 04:26:26 PM
Its a CAR Joe.Quote from: "Bricktop"
There's nothing fulfilling about driving around in a primped up car. Especially when its not yours.
And especially when it never happened.
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: JOE on August 12, 2018, 04:40:39 PM
Post by: JOE on August 12, 2018, 04:40:39 PM
Its a CAR Joe.Quote from: "Bricktop"
There's nothing fulfilling about driving around in a primped up car. Especially when its not yours.
Given what it costs and takes to maintain those limos, no thanks.
I'd rather not own one at all. Thats like having a ball and chain...around your neck.
If ya want worry and stress, owning a limo is definitely the way to go. Yup a limo owner OWNS his own misery, thats fer sure!
You really have to love and dream of cars in yer sleep to own one of those things .
Driving them....thats good enough.
No insurance, car plates city permits, maintenance, repairs, hard to get custom expensive parts to worry about.
Actually, the driver gets off the easy. He just goes along for the ride & merely drives the damn things and doesn't have the worries which the commercial vehicle owner/operator has. Once the shift is over the driver just drops them off in a yard, which looks like a big horse stable, a limo Barn. Theres a couple of big ones out where Mel lives in Langley. I've been to them.
Ask mel about being an owner of a commercial vehicle...he knows.
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2018, 05:50:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2018, 05:50:25 PM
Its a CAR Joe.Quote from: "Bricktop"
There's nothing fulfilling about driving around in a primped up car. Especially when its not yours.
He thinks if he has a slick ride he might lose his virginity before he dies.
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: JOE on August 12, 2018, 07:52:03 PM
Post by: JOE on August 12, 2018, 07:52:03 PM
....as soon yer released from that halfway house & after they git that ankle bracelet cut off from yer leg, kay? I knows with that danged thing on how it's difficult ta wander more than 20 miles out if the area an all.
Plus a $20,000 bond will be posted on your behalf would be appreciated for damages you might possibly incur during the ride, eh Herm? Knowin' how you like ta destroy things with yer fists an' all Bud.
But at least I'll make sure the bar is stacked with yer favorite barrel wash.
C ya when yer released eh
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Bricktop on August 13, 2018, 07:16:21 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 13, 2018, 07:16:21 PM
Herm was just flamed!!!
By JOE.
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2018, 07:31:23 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2018, 07:31:23 PM
Oh and btw Herm I'll be happy ta give you a limo ride too...Quote from: "JOE"
....as soon yer released from that halfway house & after they git that ankle bracelet cut off from yer leg, kay? I knows with that danged thing on how it's difficult ta wander more than 20 miles out if the area an all.
Plus a $20,000 bond will be posted on your behalf would be appreciated for damages you might possibly incur during the ride, eh Herm? Knowin' how you like ta destroy things with yer fists an' all Bud.
But at least I'll make sure the bar is stacked with yer favorite barrel wash.
C ya when yer released eh
Once in jail, always in jail?
I guess I must still be in Kazakhstan according to your logic..
I did live there for a year.
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 14, 2018, 12:14:09 AM
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 14, 2018, 12:14:09 AM
Ask mel about being an owner of a commercial vehicle...he knows.Quote from: "JOE"
Then again Joe, you could bill that baby out for $120/hour (plus tips), if you wanted to handle all the extra headaches! But yes, you will be eating, sleeping, and shitting limousines! It's not always fun... Make sure you have good credit for operating expenses, which NEVER end either.
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: cc on August 14, 2018, 01:20:19 AM
Post by: cc on August 14, 2018, 01:20:19 AM
OUCH!!!Quote from: "Bricktop"
Herm was just flamed!!!
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I doubt he will survive
If he does, he will never be the same
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: JOE on August 14, 2018, 07:18:48 AM
Post by: JOE on August 14, 2018, 07:18:48 AM
Call it 'Mel's Bang a Babe Limo Service'.
Then you can be like this guy:
Have a pile young teenage girls runnin the office and doin errands for ya
Title: Re: I drove a Wedding Party today....
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 15, 2018, 04:59:11 PM
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 15, 2018, 04:59:11 PM