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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Berry Sweet on August 15, 2018, 01:27:02 AM

Title: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 15, 2018, 01:27:02 AM
It's the fires..the smoke is finally rolling into the city.  I feel for the people who will lose their homes and belongings!
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Bricktop on August 15, 2018, 02:32:19 AM
Its the worst smell in the world...because in that smoke are the homes, lives and possessions of some very unlucky people.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2018, 07:10:55 AM
We have smoke from the BC forest fires here too.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: cc on August 15, 2018, 09:09:00 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Its the worst smell in the world...because in that smoke are the homes, lives and possessions of some very unlucky people.

Bang on true
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2018, 09:13:04 PM
We have BC forest fire smoke here now.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 15, 2018, 11:20:40 PM
It's hot here, it's smoky here, and I don't fucking like it.  It's burning me out...  I turned a job down tomorrow, just so I can escape it for a day...  and that's something that I don't usually do.



Plus, there's something wrong with my ass all of a sudden, and it's causing me a great deal of pain.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 01:54:55 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"It's hot here, it's smoky here, and I don't fucking like it.  It's burning me out...  I turned a job down tomorrow, just so I can escape it for a day...  and that's something that I don't usually do.



Plus, there's something wrong with my ass all of a sudden, and it's causing me a great deal of pain.


Whose the special guy?  Or was it a one night stand?
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 01:56:44 AM
I just hope we get some rain to help put these fires out and clear the air.  I gotta move in this....I was puking this morning but I feel better now.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 02:01:51 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Whose the special guy?  Or was it a one night stand?


I forgot to add to my post:  In before "stop shoving things into your ass."
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 02:04:18 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I just hope we get some rain to help put these fires out and clear the air.  I gotta move in this....I was puking this morning but I feel better now.

No rain in forecast.  Just heat, and dust, and smoke.



May as well be in Saudi Arab and water my camels...  No difference.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 02:04:32 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Whose the special guy?  Or was it a one night stand?


I forgot to add to my post:  In before "stop shoving things into your ass."


I couldn't resist...lol
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 02:09:05 AM
It really fucking hurts.  I don't want to get into detail, but something is seriously wrong with my fucking ass.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 02:17:22 AM
Go to the doc.  Get a prostate exam.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 02:24:12 AM
I don't want to, but the pain is quite harsh...  That's the real reason I cancelled my job for tomorrow.  Yesterday was fucking hell (first day this appeared), today I barely made it through with Tylenol Codeine stash I have, but rarely take as I dislike Opiates, but something is up.



If it went away soon, I'd be happy.  If it doesn't, it needs addressing.  I can't even laugh, let alone cough without feeling that my ass is ready to explode outwards.



I looked at my hoop yesterday with a handheld mirror, expecting half my fucking colon to be hanging outta my hoop...  I'm not joking.  THAT'S just how much it hurt, and I was prepared for the worst.



Yet, my hoop looked 100% normal, as far as I'm concerned.  Nothing hanging out.  Looked like a regular asshole.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 02:31:36 AM
Even when I go to stop my piss flow, my ass just fucking really, really hurts.  It doesn't matter if I'm sitting, or if I'm lying in bed.  There's no relief.



This just came on yesterday morning, and it's not fun.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 02:40:36 AM
Roids?
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 02:41:31 AM
Go to the doc and get a swab
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 02:42:08 AM
Dont wait..go to ER.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 02:43:53 AM
I thought 'rhoids, and that's why I checked my hoop with my mirror.  I see nothing wrong.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 02:46:44 AM
I had a roid after giving birth but it didn't hurt like how you are describing.  Could be anything.  If you are taking T3 then it's bad.  Go to the ER and get checked! T3 make you constipated and could make it worse.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 02:47:46 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I had a roid after giving birth but it didn't hurt like how you are describing.  Could be anything.  If you are taking T3 then it's bad.  Go to the ER and get checked! T3 make you constipated and could make it worse.

Shitting doesn't hurt.  I thought it might, but it doesn't...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 02:49:54 AM
Well once you get a hard turd sitting there growing bigger by the hour...it will hurt.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 02:51:58 AM
The last time I took T3s (12 years ago) I got constipated so bad...I had to pick at the turd....finally I had enough and pushed real hard...Damn thing was the size of an acorn!
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 02:56:50 AM
I drink enough to keep my stools nice and 'smooth flowing,' if ya know what I mean!
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:01:45 AM
I'd get some prune juice if I were you...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:02:10 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"The last time I took T3s (12 years ago) I got constipated so bad...I had to pick at the turd....finally I had enough and pushed real hard...Damn thing was the size of an acorn!

I dislike opiates, and will only use them as required.



Of course, those days are now done in BC, where all Opiates are now prescription only!



I still pack from the olden days...  Should clarify my Opiate usage:





Check the expiry date...









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Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:03:29 AM
You KNOW the pain is serious when I have to hit up this bottle...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:04:32 AM
Dont take those.  Go to the ER.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:06:12 AM
I'm serious..go to the ER ...go now...before the weekend and every junkie is there...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:10:22 AM
I'm fucking durable.  I've experienced our health care system, which is a joke.



I'll ride it out for a few more days, just to be sure it won't fix itself.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:18:58 AM
If I have to sit in a god damned walk-in clinic for hours, surrounded by 'new immigrants' and their snotty nosed screaming fucking kids, I absolutely make sure it's necessary (life or death), especially after the last two experiences...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:21:11 AM
Screw the walkin clinic....the ER will find out what's wrong quicker.  I dont wait...I go...esp if it's the kid...usually about 3 hour wait but it worth it!
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:28:10 AM
That's what I'm thinking...  if it truly does become even worse and more unbearable, I'll just go to the ER, where they are equipped for shit like anal probes...



I don't want to have to do this.  I would prefer if the problem just fixed itself.  I don't want fingers and medical tools probing my ass.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:33:09 AM
You're getting old dude.  Better be safe than sorry .
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:33:52 AM
My feet are dry...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:34:07 AM
I'm not that old where I should have to worry about my ass.  That should come later in life...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:37:08 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"My feet are dry...

They'd better be clean too, 'cause I'm gonna check...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:41:54 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"I'm not that old where I should have to worry about my ass.  That should come later in life...


You never know.  I just lost a friend last week.  He had an ongoing heart condition and was going for dialysis...he finally passed.  Left behind a wife and 3 kids.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:43:27 AM
How old was he?
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:46:50 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"My feet are dry...

They'd better be clean too, 'cause I'm gonna check...

I took a bath earlier...now I cant sleep...I was sleeping but got woken up...cops at the door...my kid was at the river today with her friends...some guy was following them and jerking off so we reported it...her friends were here too...cop was really nice but concerned....I am too...the kid has never seen that before and cop is willing to put in recommendation for counseling...which I am fighting for right now...so hopefully the cop can help!
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:47:24 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"How old was he?

40
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:48:18 AM
That's harsh...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:49:54 AM
Yep.  Read my last post on previous page...
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:50:53 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"cops at the door...my kid was at the river today with her friends...some guy was following them and jerking off so we reported it...the kid has never seen that before and cop is willing to put in recommendation for counseling...so hopefully the cop can help!

Berry, I want to fucking strangle you!  JUST when I thought that maybe the White Trash was all outta ya...  you go and do this.



Why, Berry?
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:51:47 AM
I didn't do anything.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 03:53:14 AM
So some asshole pulls his junk out around my kid and her friends...how's that my fault?
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 03:56:05 AM
Now you've got fucking cops at the house...  What kind of beach do you visit, where guys have cocks in hand?



Where do you go?  Go to a normal beach for god sakes!
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 04:00:18 AM
It's a river....there were people everywhere...these pedos get released from prison on the daily...they can be anywhere...just thank god she was with friends and her mom.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 04:01:27 AM
I dropped her off and said hi for a bit..but went home cause I was puking most of the day.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 16, 2018, 04:03:04 AM
Next time just go to White Rock.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 16, 2018, 04:04:33 AM
We dont like ocean...too itchy.
Title: Re: The air quality here is gross
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2018, 06:50:30 AM
Quote from: "Herman"We have BC forest fire smoke here now.

Smoke from BC was really bad in Calgary yesterday.