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Title: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 01:26:35 PM
That I have cancelled all jobs for next week, and perhaps beyond.



Spent the last 16 hours in bed popping T3's like candy, and can still find no relief.  Can't sleep, as pain is too great.  Could hardly shower and dress.



Am now waiting my turn to see Doktor at walk-in clinic.  Should be interesting to see just how our 'great' Canadian medical system handles my excrutiating ass pains.



I can't even enjoy my favourite hobby, beer tasting, as the pains are too great and the codeine messes with the enjoyment of my favourite hobby. :sad:
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 01:47:58 PM
Nobody has ever had access to my hoop, not even a Doktor.  This will be very uncomfortable for me.  I have no choice though, as the pain is just unbearable.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Zetsu on August 18, 2018, 01:53:10 PM
Hope it's nothing too serious, could be some nerve issue  ac_unsure
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Nobody has ever had access to my hoop, not even a Doktor.  This will be very uncomfortable for me.  I have no choice though, as the pain is just unbearable.

I hope it's nothing serious.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 03:29:57 PM
I have what is called a 'perianal absess.'  You don't know fucking pain until you've had one of these for a few days.



Solution is anti-biotics, with the instruction that if they do not work within 24 to 48 hours, I am to take my painful ass straight to the emergency room where they will cut the fucking thing open.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 03:32:57 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"I have what is called a 'perianal absess.'  You don't know fucking pain until you've had one of these for a few days.



Solution is anti-biotics, with the instruction that if they do not work within 24 to 48 hours, I am to take my painful ass straight to the emergency room where they will cut the fucking thing open.

Right on the butt cheek. I know hoghead who had that. They cut and drained it.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 03:35:40 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"Right on the butt cheek. I know hoghead who had that. They cut and drained it.

No!  It's part of the hoop!  That's what makes it so fucking painful!



That's why I had a feeling it wasn't 'rhoids, as 'rhoids cause nowhere near this kind of pain.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 03:38:55 PM
I told you to go to ER.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 03:44:40 PM
Thanks for all the best wishes, folks!



And Berry, I'd rather sit for two hours in a walk-in for diagnoses, than eight hours in emergency for same diagnoses.  Will go to ER if antibiotics don't work, so they can hacky hacky!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 03:52:14 PM
The way I see it...you go once and get the job done.



I have a cyst that comes and goes...antibiotics never work but docs always prescribe them.  There is one walkin clinic doc I see...hes the only one who slice it with a knife and drain it right there.  It's the only thing that works.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 04:07:53 PM
The emergency ward here is a nightmare.  It's the stop of very last resort!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 04:09:34 PM
One of the antibiotics (Metronidazole) apparently can react badly with alcohol...  Well, we'll just see about that later on!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 04:10:53 PM
I've never been to ER out there.  Here not so bad.  Just dont go to RCH, it's too central and too many addicts there.  I took the kid to ER in mission once...they were great!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 04:11:11 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"One of the antibiotics (Metronidazole) apparently can react badly with alcohol...  Well, we'll just see about that later on!

Dont drink.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 04:30:26 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"One of the antibiotics (Metronidazole) apparently can react badly with alcohol...  Well, we'll just see about that later on!

Dont drink.

That sounds easier than it is.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 04:33:38 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"One of the antibiotics (Metronidazole) apparently can react badly with alcohol...  Well, we'll just see about that later on!

Dont drink.

That sounds easier than it is.


He has 2 choices...he can take the antibiotics and not drink for several days so they will work.....or.....he can drink and then have someone fondle his ass at ER.  The choice is his.



Buy some frozen berries and yogurt and make a smoothie.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 04:35:11 PM
The beauty is, is that I did not require an anal finger probe, so although another mans digits made contact with my ass, thankfully he did not have to penetrate and probe me, so I'm still 'pure' in that regard...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 04:36:30 PM
But you wanted him to rim you...didn't you?
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 04:38:43 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"He has 2 choices...he can take the antibiotics and not drink for several days so they will work..

Alcohol does not cause this antibiotic to not work.  However, metronidazole and alcohol together can cause severe nausea, vomiting, cramps, flushing, and headache.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 04:39:29 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"But you wanted him to rim you...didn't you?

He wasn't a bad looking guy, actually.  If I was gay, he could probe me all he liked!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 04:41:55 PM
Alcohol doesn't help benefit anything positive.  Break the record and have a sober weekend.  Your body will thank you! Have a big glass of water with an orange slice in it.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 04:42:32 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"But you wanted him to rim you...didn't you?

He wasn't a bad looking guy, actually.  If I was gay, he could probe me all he liked!


I knew it!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"He has 2 choices...he can take the antibiotics and not drink for several days so they will work..

Alcohol does not cause this antibiotic to not work.  However, metronidazole and alcohol together can cause severe nausea, vomiting, cramps, flushing, and headache.

So, you're saying Berry is right.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 18, 2018, 04:45:56 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
So, you're saying Berry is right.

Of course.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 04:49:36 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"So, you're saying Berry is right.

No.  I'm saying Berry is wrong.  The antibiotic will still work whether you drink or not...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Odinson on August 18, 2018, 04:58:35 PM
Have you checked your ass hole for lumps?



Might just be hemorrhoids.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 05:32:52 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"So, you're saying Berry is right.

No.  I'm saying Berry is wrong.  The antibiotic will still work whether you drink or not...

And you know what else will work---severe side effects. You admitted that yourself. So Berry is right, don't drink.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Have you checked your ass hole for lumps?

Might just be hemorrhoids.

Turned out to be a perianal abscess.  Have never had 'rhoids, but know that they never hurt like this...



You'll know the meaning of pain should you get an abscess on yer hoop.  The true meaning of pain.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 07:39:40 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"One of the antibiotics (Metronidazole) apparently can react badly with alcohol...  Well, we'll just see about that later on!

Dont drink.

I agree..



But, I hope Mel is alright.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 08:31:00 PM
I thought Mel was bragging again. "My ass pains are so great now that none of you can hold a candle to the pain I have in my ass".
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Bricktop on August 18, 2018, 08:37:49 PM
Anyone else see the amusing irony in this?
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 08:40:07 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Anyone else see the amusing irony in this?

I do, I do.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2018, 10:17:25 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"He has 2 choices...he can take the antibiotics and not drink for several days so they will work..

Alcohol does not cause this antibiotic to not work.  However, metronidazole and alcohol together can cause severe nausea, vomiting, cramps, flushing, and headache.

Than why tell us this?  You know what you what you need to do heal your body without killing it at the same time.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 18, 2018, 11:48:50 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Than why tell us this?  You know what you what you need to do heal your body without killing it at the same time.

If you understood the physical pain I'm in right now, you'd throw anything down the hatch that could even help a little bit...



I can't even fucking walk properly right now.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 19, 2018, 12:04:33 AM
Then dont drink.  If you drink while on medications they dont work to their full extent.  You are hurting your body even further.



I had to take a round of antibiotics a few months ago...didn't drink at all.  Whe  I do cleanses I dont drink for 10 days...not even 1 glass of wine during dinner.



Take care of your body.  You are getting older and there is going to be more weird things happening to your body.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 01:00:23 AM
I'll do what I please.  If you don't want to drink, that's fine.  Don't push your fucking 'righteous morals' onto others...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 19, 2018, 01:23:47 AM
It's not a joke.  Its reality.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 01:29:55 AM
Look, you are the LAST person here that's in a position to dictate to ANYONE how they should live their lives...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 01:50:34 AM
Anyhow, between the pain, painkillers, the beer, and the multiple anti-biotics, I have no fight fight left in me.  I'll be back soon, in full form and strength.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 19, 2018, 02:05:00 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Anyhow, between the pain, painkillers, the beer, and the multiple anti-biotics, I have no fight fight left in me.  I'll be back soon, in full form and strength.

Bitches use that shit.  If you took care of your body, you wouldn't need it.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2018, 06:56:04 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"He has 2 choices...he can take the antibiotics and not drink for several days so they will work..

Alcohol does not cause this antibiotic to not work.  However, metronidazole and alcohol together can cause severe nausea, vomiting, cramps, flushing, and headache.

Than why tell us this?  You know what you what you need to do heal your body without killing it at the same time.

Thatt's easy.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 04:15:52 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Bitches use that shit.  If you took care of your body, you wouldn't need it.

You make no sense (as usual), and are getting dumber and trashier by the day.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 04:19:14 PM
I think I'm going to head down to the emergency and just have the abscess scalpel'd...  I'm tired of the pain, the anti-biotics are taking too long to provide satisfactory relief, and most importantly getting abscesses lanced leads to a greater chance that it won't return compared to simply using anti-biotics.  I do NOT want this fucking thing to return, ever.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 04:38:32 PM
Last time I had to visit Emergency, I spent like six fucking hours in there waiting my turn.  This won't be fun.



Oh well, at least I'll be surrounded by enough minorities and their snotty nosed spawn that I should be able to speak six fucking different languages by the time I'm done there.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 05:17:23 PM
Oh, by the way...  Just showered and about to get dressed to leave the house for the Emergency ward.



Anyone want to know what an abscess on yer ass hoop looks like?  I still have a few minutes to grab a pic if you'd like, for medical purposes...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 05:31:40 PM
No?  Okie Dokie.



When I come back, I'll feel like a whole new man with no more paigns...  Like the blind that can now see, the deaf that can now hear, and the crippled that can now dance!



God Bless...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2018, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Oh, by the way...  Just showered and about to get dressed to leave the house for the Emergency ward.



Anyone want to know what an abscess on yer ass hoop looks like?  I still have a few minutes to grab a pic if you'd like, for medical purposes...

Save it for when your ban ends at the other forum.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 19, 2018, 06:37:40 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Bitches use that shit.  If you took care of your body, you wouldn't need it.

You make no sense (as usual), and are getting dumber and trashier by the day.


Nice try.


Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"I think I'm going to head down to the emergency and just have the abscess scalpel'd...  I'm tired of the pain, the anti-biotics are taking too long to provide satisfactory relief, and most importantly getting abscesses lanced leads to a greater chance that it won't return compared to simply using anti-biotics.  I do NOT want this fucking thing to return, ever.


I told you to go to ER in the first place.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 19, 2018, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Oh, by the way...  Just showered and about to get dressed to leave the house for the Emergency ward.



Anyone want to know what an abscess on yer ass hoop looks like?  I still have a few minutes to grab a pic if you'd like, for medical purposes...

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Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 19, 2018, 06:41:38 PM
Bottoms up alky
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 07:00:08 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Bottoms up alky

They don't allow drinking in the emergency ward.  Stay trashy, welfare momma!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 19, 2018, 07:05:02 PM
I'm trashy? I'm not posting about my ass on a public forum "for medical purposes".
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 07:13:27 PM
You are trashy, Berry.  You always have been.  You just don't realize how trashy you are!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 07:15:28 PM
The forum knew you were trashy when you fawned over a convicted murderer.  And if THAT wasn't bad enough, you later decided to spawn a child with him!



Berry, you are trash through and through!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2018, 07:19:45 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Oh, by the way...  Just showered and about to get dressed to leave the house for the Emergency ward.



Anyone want to know what an abscess on yer ass hoop looks like?  I still have a few minutes to grab a pic if you'd like, for medical purposes...

NO
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 07:22:29 PM
Well, it's too late now anyhow...  I'm in the ER right now.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: cc on August 19, 2018, 07:24:34 PM
Yes. Please do it.



Take a pic in the bathroom



and then  IMMEDIATELY flush your cellphone down the toilet
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Bricktop on August 19, 2018, 07:58:46 PM
Why that sociopathic fuck thinks that anyone here is interested in his inane and wasted life defies belief.



Whilst we berate Joe for being a social outcast, he doesn't come close to this xenophobic loner.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: cc on August 19, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
This is nothing new to Brick. The guy has always been a pain in the ass to him
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2018, 09:46:14 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Why that sociopathic fuck thinks that anyone here is interested in his inane and wasted life defies belief.



Whilst we berate Joe for being a social outcast, he doesn't come close to this xenophobic loner.

Both are attention whores.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 10:14:46 PM
Boy...  Seems that even a neutral thread of mine here is already too much for the local idiots here to handle!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Bricktop on August 19, 2018, 10:18:48 PM
No. Some of us weary of your banal and trivial waste of bandwidth.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 10:25:35 PM
Now they want to put me right under, as they fear the pain will be too great if they just numb my asshole before they slice.



This means they need a special room and Doctor.  I told them I just want it gone, and can probably handle the procedure without getting knocked right out.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 10:42:55 PM
The knocking out room isn't available.  I was given the choice of doing this the old fashioned, painful way, or waiting.



I say, "let's let the scalpel fly!"  This should NOT be fun!



Doktor is Asian...  hope he's kind to my tender white asshole.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2018, 10:50:48 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"No. Some of us weary of your banal and trivial waste of bandwidth.

Speak for yourself. I am sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the latest update on Mel's ass.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 10:58:44 PM
If anyone finds this thread boring, they are free to gravitate towards more exciting threads of their desire.



Such simple advice, but seems to have to be repeated for Bricktop and Seoul quite regularly...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2018, 11:03:48 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"If anyone finds this thread boring, they are free to gravitate towards more exciting threads of their desire.



Such simple advice, but seems to have to be repeated for Bricktop and Seoul quite regularly...

Ya, ya. What's the latest status update on your ass?
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 11:17:40 PM
The Chinaman seems to have forgotten about me...  Hopefully he's not making plans to sneak out my body and sell parts on the black market.



Also, some Nurse walked in not knowing I'm laying on bed with ass exposed.  Since it's a beautiful ass, it's no wonder she took a really good look at it before apologizing and leaving.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 19, 2018, 11:23:38 PM
That, and I'm right under a ventilation duct that's blowing air right at me that smells like puke...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Bricktop on August 19, 2018, 11:43:25 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"If anyone finds this thread boring, they are free to gravitate towards more exciting threads of their desire.



Such simple advice, but seems to have to be repeated for Bricktop and Seoul quite regularly...


SB and I make threads exciting.



It's a free service.



I think.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 19, 2018, 11:59:31 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"


Doktor is Asian...  hope he's kind to my tender white asshole.


Hes gonna tear that shit up!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Bricktop on August 20, 2018, 01:21:04 AM
Angle grinder....bet he stitches it up in a heart shape...
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 20, 2018, 01:57:47 AM
Back home now.  They decided not to do the slice & dice old school due to where the abscess was, so I was put under using (as I later found out when I asked) Ketamine.  Now talk about a trip!  That shit is insane!  God damn chemical science is a beautiful thing!



Ass should be good now.  It was a fairly large abscess (one inch long) that fucking blasted at the Doktor when he cut into it.  I know, as I asked.



In the future I won't try to be a tough guy, and just 'deal with' the pain should this situation ever happen again, which I hope it doesn't.



Asian Doktor seemed qualified.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Zetsu on August 20, 2018, 02:38:50 AM
Lol that's pretty nasty considering it bursted in his face, but it's nice that it's finally over, hope you get some good rest tonight.  ac_drinks
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 20, 2018, 02:41:14 AM
Quote from: "Zetsu"Lol that's pretty nasty considering it bursted in his face, but it's nice that it's finally over, hope you get some good rest tonight.  ac_drinks

Thank you.  I'm sure Dok had worn proper surgical masking for this procedure, so he should be OK.  These guys have seen everything!  A job not for the weak!



First time in almost a week I can sit on my chair without paigns, and have a few brews paigns free!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 20, 2018, 02:47:59 AM
This situation reminds me of how it is to live with fairly severe pain...  Not a day went by when I didn't think to myself, "What would you do if you had to live like this for the rest of your life?"



I don't think I could handle it.  I wouldn't be able to work...  I could barely get out of bed, shower, and get dressed.  And that was only possible with T3's from my emergency stash taken well above the recommended dosage.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 20, 2018, 07:01:05 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Angle grinder....bet he stitches it up in a heart shape...

 :swoon:
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Blazor on August 21, 2018, 12:25:26 PM
Damn, was it like a boil, right on your hole? That had to be bad. I had one boil right where my leg meets my groin, that sucked! I couldnt walk without looking like I had a corn cob shoved up my ass lol. I had to deliver pizzas like that. Finally it burst. I have a scar from it. So much relief when those things finally pop.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2018, 12:28:02 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Damn, was it like a boil, right on your hole? That had to be bad. I had one boil right where my leg meets my groin, that sucked! I couldnt walk without looking like I had a corn cob shoved up my ass lol. I had to deliver pizzas like that. Finally it burst. I have a scar from it. So much relief when those things finally pop.

Who knows. Mel is such a frickin hypochondriac it was probably a damned mosquito bite.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Cronus on August 21, 2018, 06:06:19 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"Boy...  Seems that even a neutral thread of mine here is already too much for the local idiots here to handle!

FYI...We do not have neutral thread rules here.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Berry Sweet on August 21, 2018, 07:07:26 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"Damn, was it like a boil, right on your hole? That had to be bad. I had one boil right where my leg meets my groin, that sucked! I couldnt walk without looking like I had a corn cob shoved up my ass lol. I had to deliver pizzas like that. Finally it burst. I have a scar from it. So much relief when those things finally pop.

Who knows. Mel is such a frickin hypochondriac it was probably a damned mosquito bite.


I know rite.  To take old expired codeine pills? What a wimp.



When I was 19 weeks pregnant I had a horrible constant pain in my stomach...It hurt for days...I even went to work like that...finally after a few days I went to ER cause I was scared I was gonna miscarry....they wouldn't give me any pain relief cause I was pregnant...finally after several hours of agony and an ultra sound....they found a 3 pound cyst in my left ovary....they knocked me out and transferred me to a different hospital for emergency surgery.  That fuckin hurt like hell.  Then 20 weeks later I gave birth..I pushed my baby out thru my vagina.



If mel had to go thru that, he probably would've died.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 21, 2018, 09:12:58 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Damn, was it like a boil, right on your hole? That had to be bad. I had one boil right where my leg meets my groin, that sucked! I couldnt walk without looking like I had a corn cob shoved up my ass lol. I had to deliver pizzas like that. Finally it burst. I have a scar from it. So much relief when those things finally pop.

It was an abscess (similar to a cyst, except an abscess is infected).  The same thing you can get if a tooth is rotten.  I think a boil is somewhat similar, but is an infected hair follicle?  No doubt you felt pain where that was too!  I was also walking around looking like the 10 biggest niggers from a maximum security prison just had their way with my asshole!   :laugh:



And yes, it was right on, or more precisely directly beside, my actual asshole.  Technical term is a perianal abscess.



I have never had anything like this before, and I hope to never again!  It fucking hurt like hell until the Doktor finally lanced it with scalpel.  Your asshole is probably the worst place to have something like this develop.  Sneezing would bring the pain level close to 10.  



Now I feel like a whole new man, and can actually walk properly again!
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Bricktop on August 21, 2018, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"  



Now I feel like a whole new man


We live in hope.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 21, 2018, 10:28:41 PM
Quote from: "Cronus"FYI...We do not have neutral thread rules here.

Thanks Kiebs...  don't know where I'd be without you.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Blazor on August 22, 2018, 10:12:22 AM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Blazor"Damn, was it like a boil, right on your hole? That had to be bad. I had one boil right where my leg meets my groin, that sucked! I couldnt walk without looking like I had a corn cob shoved up my ass lol. I had to deliver pizzas like that. Finally it burst. I have a scar from it. So much relief when those things finally pop.

It was an abscess (similar to a cyst, except an abscess is infected).  The same thing you can get if a tooth is rotten.  I think a boil is somewhat similar, but is an infected hair follicle?  No doubt you felt pain where that was too!  I was also walking around looking like the 10 biggest Blacks from a maximum security prison just had their way with my asshole!   :laugh:



And yes, it was right on, or more precisely directly beside, my actual asshole.  Technical term is a perianal abscess.



I have never had anything like this before, and I hope to never again!  It fucking hurt like hell until the Doktor finally lanced it with scalpel.  Your asshole is probably the worst place to have something like this develop.  Sneezing would bring the pain level close to 10.  



Now I feel like a whole new man, and can actually walk properly again!


Thats good lol!



I dont know if that boil had to do with a hair, but I've had a few of those before too. This one had gotten purple and the size of a quarter.



I had a cyst under a wisdom tooth once. That was one of the worst pains of my life, other than a kidney stone. I literally passed out from the pain at the ER. It was infected, and the tooth was impacted, surgeon had to drill it out then scrape out the cyst. That sucked.



I had an inguinal hernia repair surgery done, and a sneeze would take the pain up to a 10 too cause they cut open your abdomen. I only sneezed once the whole time, and fought every one that came on after that lol.
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Renee on August 22, 2018, 12:31:40 PM
Mel, sorry to hear about your ass troubles but have I not warned you a thousand times regarding the ongoing abuse of your anus.



https://www.healthline.com/health/anorectal-abscess



All too often for single adult men like you, an anal abscess is caused by a sexually transmitted infection, or STI. Other causes can be ulcerative colitis or Crohn's disease, etc. But you've never mentioned having any of those issues and given the fact that you love to share every personal and gross bodily event in your life, I have to assume your puss filled asshole is a direct result of getting some bad meat in the can.



BTW, the next time it happens, skip the ER and just pull the head off of one of those hot .357 loads you love so much, sprinkle the powder on your asshole and light a match. Just be careful not to blow one of your rancid alky farts at the same time and blow your whole condo into the next province.



Just a little advice...do with it what you will... :nea:
Title: Re: My Ass pains are so great now...
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 22, 2018, 03:06:16 PM
Thanks Renee, but this ass don't do bareback!  It's a virgin ass that has never seen abuse of any sort, so it truly is a mystery as to what may have caused this.  Bouncing around in my hot, dirty and rough-riding gravel truck probably doesn't help, I'm sure...



Doc said if it comes back, there is the option of surgery, which should fix the problem permanently...  The Final Solution.



On a related note, I have warned the forumz before of the repercussions of taking big dick into the rectum.  Renee is correct in this regard...  Too much big dick can lead to a few problems, this being one of them.  Be warned!



Real Woman (anal sex fiend) would never listen...  I have no doubt she has issues with her rectum now...  perhaps even requiring diapers.
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