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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Chuck Bronson on August 26, 2018, 07:01:56 AM

Title: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 26, 2018, 07:01:56 AM
At least with my ex?



Hamstring/Leg stretches done right!  The more pain you put into it, the better the outcome!



Satisfying every time!  Push until it hurts!



Put your fucking leg up like this, to achieve maximum results!









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Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Odinson on August 26, 2018, 09:42:33 AM
I dont like the work surfaces in your kitchen..



Wooden ones would be less anemic.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: cc on August 26, 2018, 12:54:36 PM
Quote...better than sex...

OK. Does it make you cum stronger? If so, approx how many hurts do the job?
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2018, 01:42:32 PM
Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Odinson on August 26, 2018, 02:50:09 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2018, 02:56:23 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Odinson on August 26, 2018, 03:08:23 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.


 :laugh: Then why do you try to make my life worse?
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2018, 03:11:19 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Odinson on August 26, 2018, 03:14:15 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.


You sound so frustrated..



When you are angry all the time, you are only hurting yourself.





Excuse me for my bad language.. It doesnt mean I´m angry.. It just means I´m a vulgar beast.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2018, 03:47:17 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.

You would think even in his perpetual inebriated state he would be more appreciative. :laugh3:
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: cc on August 26, 2018, 04:14:43 PM
Hey. Stop hijacking Mel's intriguing thread about his new sex replacement / enhancement invention
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Frood on August 26, 2018, 04:37:15 PM
Wine and cheese platters are better than sex.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: cc on August 26, 2018, 05:05:29 PM
No, wine and cheese while having sex warmup is about as good as it gets ... it qualifies as a preliminary



except for mel's new invention of course
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2018, 05:10:45 PM
Quote from: "cc"Hey. Stop hijacking Mel's intriguing thread about his new sex replacement / enhancement invention

Ya, good point. Mel is just offering suggestions for old Joe and odinson who aint getting any either.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Frood on August 26, 2018, 05:12:03 PM
Is Mel suggesting that he sticks his foot or leg up his bottom until the stretching hurts?
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: cc on August 26, 2018, 05:26:52 PM
I'm not sure exactly his plan, but if it's better than sex, I'm  "open" to it  :wink:
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Frood on August 26, 2018, 05:29:34 PM
Something about a dry fit.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2018, 05:32:16 PM
Quote from: "cc"
Quote...better than sex...

OK. Does it make you cum stronger? If so, approx how many hurts do the job?

 :MG_216:
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Frood on August 26, 2018, 05:36:37 PM
I hope he trims his toenails and exfoliates before he goes in dry.
Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Chuck Bronson on August 27, 2018, 04:45:42 PM
Only with dedication and pain can I ever hope to be even 1/10th as great mentally and physically as this man:











https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=29&v=f67LgpJBPPE





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Title: Re: You know what's better than sex?
Post by: Blazor on August 28, 2018, 07:03:53 PM
I still have an original ad of that lol, but the background is blue I think. I use to want a pair so bad lol. $20 in the 80s was a lot though, and I only got $2 a month allowance lol.
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