Title: How does the ass know?
Post by: Chuck Bronson on September 10, 2018, 02:59:40 PM
Post by: Chuck Bronson on September 10, 2018, 02:59:40 PM
How does the ass know?
After a good night of drinking beer, and then a morning of drinking coffee, we all know that the toxic sludge forms deep inside the bowels. This in itself is not a big deal.
So yesterday I drive out to Morgan to buy my Nintendo Classic, and then stopped for a bite at Five Guys. Of course the toxic sludge then wanted to come out, but it wasn't a big deal. 30 minute drive home, and no problem. Yet, right when I park in my stall, literally a minute from my front door, my ass decided to become uncooperative. The toxic sludge wanted out!
How does the ass know to do this?
Did I shit my pants? Yes. But just a little bit. It wasn't like there was liquid shit running down my legs and trailing onto the hallway carpet or anything like that, but still a little bit of shit escaped my asshole.
I had just showered before I left, and now had to take another rinse.
Luckily this is a fairly rare occurance for me, but the question remains... How does the ass know?
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: cc on September 10, 2018, 03:24:42 PM
Post by: cc on September 10, 2018, 03:24:42 PM
Thanks for all this info. We all care about you and want to now every little detail of your life
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Renee on September 10, 2018, 03:49:59 PM
Post by: Renee on September 10, 2018, 03:49:59 PM
This is the question that I have a hard time answering...Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
How does the ass know?
After a good night of drinking beer, and then a morning of drinking coffee, we all know that the toxic sludge forms deep inside the bowels. This in itself is not a big deal.
So yesterday I drive out to Morgan to buy my Nintendo Classic, and then stopped for a bite at Five Guys. Of course the toxic sludge then wanted to come out, but it wasn't a big deal. 30 minute drive home, and no problem. Yet, right when I park in my stall, literally a minute from my front door, my ass decided to become uncooperative. The toxic sludge wanted out!
How does the ass know to do this?
Did I shit my pants? Yes. But just a little bit. It wasn't like there was liquid shit running down my legs and trailing onto the hallway carpet or anything like that, but still a little bit of shit escaped my asshole.
I had just showered before I left, and now had to take another rinse.
Luckily this is a fairly rare occurance for me, but the question remains... How does the ass know?
A "rare occurance" you say?...
Mel you shit yourself more than anyone I've ever come across. While it still may be rare...its still waaay too much shitty underwear.
BTW, how does the ass know? Well in truth, your ass knows nothing.. The process is totally involuntary, much like what goes on inside your fucking head......
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 04:04:28 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 04:04:28 PM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 10, 2018, 07:14:47 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 10, 2018, 07:14:47 PM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 10, 2018, 07:16:41 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 10, 2018, 07:16:41 PM
Did I shit my pants? Yes.
And you think you're gonna find yourself a classy lady?
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 10, 2018, 07:20:49 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 10, 2018, 07:20:49 PM
Did I shit my pants? Yes.
And you think you're gonna find yourself a classy lady?
Erm...being gassy ain't classy either!!!
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 07:22:31 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 07:22:31 PM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 10, 2018, 07:23:24 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 10, 2018, 07:23:24 PM
This is the question that I have a hard time answering...Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
How does the ass know?
After a good night of drinking beer, and then a morning of drinking coffee, we all know that the toxic sludge forms deep inside the bowels. This in itself is not a big deal.
So yesterday I drive out to Morgan to buy my Nintendo Classic, and then stopped for a bite at Five Guys. Of course the toxic sludge then wanted to come out, but it wasn't a big deal. 30 minute drive home, and no problem. Yet, right when I park in my stall, literally a minute from my front door, my ass decided to become uncooperative. The toxic sludge wanted out!
How does the ass know to do this?
Did I shit my pants? Yes. But just a little bit. It wasn't like there was liquid shit running down my legs and trailing onto the hallway carpet or anything like that, but still a little bit of shit escaped my asshole.
I had just showered before I left, and now had to take another rinse.
Luckily this is a fairly rare occurance for me, but the question remains... How does the ass know?
A "rare occurance" you say?...:laugh3:
Mel you shit yourself more than anyone I've ever come across. While it still may be rare...its still waaay too much shitty underwear.
BTW, how does the ass know? Well in truth, your ass knows nothing.. The process is totally involuntary, much like what goes on inside your fucking head......ac_umm .
At least Mel excretes through the correct orifice, oompah lumper, something you seem to have difficulty with.
You talk out your fat ass so much, you could suck on a Chupa Chup with that thing.
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 10, 2018, 07:24:15 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 10, 2018, 07:24:15 PM
I have been a heavy boozer since I was sixteen, but I never pissed my pants let alone had the Hershey squirts in my drawers.Quote from: "Herman"
Give it time, Herm...give it time...
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 10, 2018, 07:30:02 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 10, 2018, 07:30:02 PM
Did I shit my pants? Yes.
And you think you're gonna find yourself a classy lady?
Erm...being gassy ain't classy either!!!
ac_toofunny
Yeah but I dont shit my pants.
I can only imagine the skid mark stains. Nasty. His mattress is a cesspool by now. Piss n vinegar complimented by skid Mark's.
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 07:56:23 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 07:56:23 PM
I have been a heavy boozer since I was sixteen, but I never pissed my pants let alone had the Hershey squirts in my drawers.Quote from: "Herman"
Give it time, Herm...give it time...
:s0403:
It will give up swish before I would let that happen to myself never mind my old lady won't appreciate it. Unlike Mel, I don't live alone
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 10, 2018, 07:57:09 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 10, 2018, 07:57:09 PM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 08:04:53 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 08:04:53 PM
Er...let's change the subject.Quote from: "Bricktop"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F3otPoTahm7Wjq5AVTq%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%20...%20hy.gif&f=1%22%3Ehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F3otPoTahm7Wjq5AVTq%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
About time.
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 08:14:06 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2018, 08:14:06 PM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: cc on September 10, 2018, 09:18:06 PM
Post by: cc on September 10, 2018, 09:18:06 PM
I'da kicked it to the gutter .. . and I'm not talkin about a subforum
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Odinson on September 11, 2018, 09:02:22 AM
Post by: Odinson on September 11, 2018, 09:02:22 AM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Renee on September 11, 2018, 03:27:50 PM
Post by: Renee on September 11, 2018, 03:27:50 PM
This is the question that I have a hard time answering...Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
How does the ass know?
After a good night of drinking beer, and then a morning of drinking coffee, we all know that the toxic sludge forms deep inside the bowels. This in itself is not a big deal.
So yesterday I drive out to Morgan to buy my Nintendo Classic, and then stopped for a bite at Five Guys. Of course the toxic sludge then wanted to come out, but it wasn't a big deal. 30 minute drive home, and no problem. Yet, right when I park in my stall, literally a minute from my front door, my ass decided to become uncooperative. The toxic sludge wanted out!
How does the ass know to do this?
Did I shit my pants? Yes. But just a little bit. It wasn't like there was liquid shit running down my legs and trailing onto the hallway carpet or anything like that, but still a little bit of shit escaped my asshole.
I had just showered before I left, and now had to take another rinse.
Luckily this is a fairly rare occurance for me, but the question remains... How does the ass know?
A "rare occurance" you say?...:laugh3:
Mel you shit yourself more than anyone I've ever come across. While it still may be rare...its still waaay too much shitty underwear.
BTW, how does the ass know? Well in truth, your ass knows nothing.. The process is totally involuntary, much like what goes on inside your fucking head......ac_umm .
At least Mel excretes through the correct orifice, oompah lumper, something you seem to have difficulty with.
You talk out your fat ass so much, you could suck on a Chupa Chup with that thing.
Speaking of being full of shit....You just couldn't resist opening your big flabby toothless maw, could you?
Well at least Mel CAN shit...Your old ass needs a a couple gallons of magnesium citrate, and some help from God, just to pass a morning stool.
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 11, 2018, 06:19:35 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 11, 2018, 06:19:35 PM
You just couldn't resist opening your big flabby toothless maw, could you?Quote from: "Renee"
No.
You're right.
I couldn't resist.
But at least I do it to your fat filled face.
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: kiebers on September 13, 2018, 05:07:24 PM
Post by: kiebers on September 13, 2018, 05:07:24 PM
(sorry CC...LOL)
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2018, 08:12:04 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2018, 08:12:04 PM
Here you go Mel, you could carry that in a truck or car. Use a garbage bag to collect and it's reusable. No muss no fuss.Quote from: "kiebers"(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22eE8TeX2%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/eE8TeX2.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/eE8TeX2.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
(sorry CC...LOL)
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: cc on September 13, 2018, 08:28:27 PM
Post by: cc on September 13, 2018, 08:28:27 PM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 13, 2018, 11:43:31 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 13, 2018, 11:43:31 PM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: cc on September 14, 2018, 12:44:23 AM
Post by: cc on September 14, 2018, 12:44:23 AM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 14, 2018, 01:16:25 AM
Post by: Bricktop on September 14, 2018, 01:16:25 AM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Chuck Bronson on September 15, 2018, 02:25:08 AM
Post by: Chuck Bronson on September 15, 2018, 02:25:08 AM
Why does the shit start attacking right before you reach the toilet?Quote from: "Odinson"
Yes! Exactly.
Could be three hours away from the nearest shitter, and no real trouble, until...
TEN FUCKING SECONDS from getting the ass onto the bowl, all hell breaks loose!
How does the ass know?
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 17, 2018, 12:29:31 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 17, 2018, 12:29:31 AM
....I still recommend you take a biology course.
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2018, 12:39:04 AM
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2018, 12:39:04 AM
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Chuck Bronson on September 17, 2018, 12:51:10 AM
Post by: Chuck Bronson on September 17, 2018, 12:51:10 AM
You presume too much insofar as Mel is concerned.Quote from: "Bricktop"
You seem to be infatuated with me.
Truth be told, you are not the first poster that has been...
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 17, 2018, 10:08:42 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 17, 2018, 10:08:42 PM
You do realize that you have a nervous system and a brain...they work n'sync with each other....assuming you have active brain cells...Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
....I still recommend you take a biology course.
This is how the ass knows.
As I can simply put it....Neurons communicate at synapses through the use of neurotransmitters. Neurotransmitters are chemicals sent between neurons as well as the muscles and organs they work with.
Got it now?
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2018, 10:22:04 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2018, 10:22:04 PM
You presume too much insofar as Mel is concerned.Quote from: "Bricktop"
You seem to be infatuated with me.
Truth be told, you are not the first poster that has been...
You confuse the word "infatuation" with derogation.
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: JOE on September 20, 2018, 08:40:16 AM
Post by: JOE on September 20, 2018, 08:40:16 AM
Good question. Some "asses" think they know everythingQuote from: "cc"
Thanks for all this info. We all care about you and want to now every little detail of your life
ac_smile
Butcha know, Mel is right.
Sometimes the ass knows, cc ..
It knows because it knows....since it is an ass
Git it?
Title: Re: How does the ass know?
Post by: cc on September 20, 2018, 10:39:23 AM
Post by: cc on September 20, 2018, 10:39:23 AM