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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on October 02, 2018, 08:08:45 PM

Title: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 02, 2018, 08:08:45 PM
Given it is a historic occasion...our 6th birthday, I feel compelled to make a full disclosure on things that I would not do with certain members here.



I would never invite Fashionista to dinner.



I would not ask Dinky Dianna for a dance.



I would not play golf with Seoulbro.



I would not play computer games with Zetsu.



I would not take Shen Li to a whites-only bar.



I would not take a bet with Superchecker.



I wouldn't play drinking games with Herman.



I wouldn't show Iron Horse Jockey my collection of single malts.



I wouldn't take cc on a flight with Emirates airline.



I would not eat broccoli and beans with Berry.



I would never ask Azhya to marry me.



I would never break into Wazzup's house!!!



I'd never go to a London fishcart with Scouse after several pints.



I'd never hack Realgrimm's computer to see the images he has stored there.



I'd never lend Caskur my Olympus camera.



I'd never lend Kylie Jenner my toilet brush.



I'd never sit on Mel's couch.



I'd never do a spelling bee with Blazor as a team mate.



I'd never play scrabble with Uncle Dilf.



I wouldn't play Trivial Pursuit with Shin.



I wouldn't be in a room alone with Priscilla!!!



I wouldn't resist being in a room alone with Velvet.



I wouldn't introduce kiebers to a female acquaintance.



I wouldn't take Renee to an "All you can eat" buffet restaurant.



AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A SINGLE ONE OF YOU FIVE BUCKS FOR A CUP OF COFFEE!!!!



 ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2018, 08:11:20 PM
Awesome Brick. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Blazor on October 02, 2018, 08:15:37 PM
Believe it or not, I won spelling bees before lol.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2018, 08:17:12 PM
I would not get into a limo with JOE....not even the fake kind he drives.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 02, 2018, 08:17:44 PM
I shall, in the absence of incontrovertible proof, refuse to believe it.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 02, 2018, 08:18:22 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I would not get into a limo with JOE....not even the fake kind he drives.


 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2018, 08:28:41 PM
I would not throw a rock at a bird with caskur nearby.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2018, 08:50:00 PM
I would not expect oddstain to show up for a job interview let alone report to work.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2018, 09:03:23 PM
I wouldn't tell Red_brazilian_nut how to make a good caipirinha.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2018, 09:11:19 PM
I wouldn't argue hockey with Azhya.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: JOE on October 02, 2018, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Given it is a historic occasion...our 6th birthday, I feel compelled to make a full disclosure on things that I would not do with certain members here.



I would never invite Fashionista to dinner.



I would not ask Dinky Dianna for a dance.



I would not play golf with Seoulbro.



I would not play computer games with Zetsu.



I would not take Shen Li to a whites-only bar.



I would not take a bet with Superchecker.



I wouldn't play drinking games with Herman.



I wouldn't show Iron Horse Jockey my collection of single malts.



I wouldn't take cc on a flight with Emirates airline.



I would not eat broccoli and beans with Berry.



I would never ask Azhya to marry me.



I would never break into Wazzup's house!!!



I'd never go to a London fishcart with Scouse after several pints.



I'd never hack Realgrimm's computer to see the images he has stored there.



I'd never lend Caskur my Olympus camera.



I'd never lend Kylie Jenner my toilet brush.



I'd never sit on Mel's couch.



I'd never do a spelling bee with Blazor as a team mate.



I'd never play scrabble with Uncle Dilf.



I wouldn't play Trivial Pursuit with Shin.



I wouldn't be in a room alone with Priscilla!!!



I wouldn't resist being in a room alone with Velvet.



I wouldn't introduce kiebers to a female acquaintance.



I wouldn't take Renee to an "All you can eat" buffet restaurant.



AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A SINGLE ONE OF YOU FIVE BUCKS FOR A CUP OF COFFEE!!!!



 ac_lmfao


Well I'm not on, didnt make da list, so I must be the only agreeable one among youse all for the otherwise curmudgeon BrickTop.



Oh well.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Frood on October 02, 2018, 09:51:03 PM
I wouldn't leave any of my adult daughters in a room alone with Bricktop.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members
Post by: JOE on October 02, 2018, 09:58:20 PM
Maybe me 'n BT could read comic books together.



I gotta stash me 'n him could share.



He's kind of a grumpy depressive type so maybe that could cheer him up.



Would ya like that, BT?



Otherwise we kin join a coin collecting club together or trade vintage hockey cards.



Heres one of my favs, BT:



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I like the old Parkhurst series meself, eh BT?
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: cc on October 02, 2018, 09:58:42 PM
I won't take Joe off ignore
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: JOE on October 02, 2018, 10:06:39 PM
Quote from: "cc"I won't take Joe off ignore


You sometimes have got an anger management issue, so maybe we could both attend a coed yoga class together, eh cc? Then you could relax a bit.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2018, 10:11:40 PM
I would never have old Joe be my wingman.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Blazor on October 02, 2018, 11:01:02 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I shall, in the absence of incontrovertible proof, refuse to believe it.


I have a couple certificates in storage!
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2018, 11:57:10 PM
I wouldn't flirt with Scouser when Thiel is around......he'd get jeallous.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 12:05:57 AM
I would never ask Rambo Wong if someone is racist.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 03, 2018, 12:07:26 AM
I would never argue politics with Lance Leftardishian.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 12:22:18 AM
I would never want to meAT UncleDilf.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: cc on October 03, 2018, 12:31:00 AM
I would never tell Scouse that I'm jewish and not gentile



I would never tell Scouse that he's English and not German
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 12:37:22 AM
Quote from: "cc"I would never tell Scouse that I'm jewish and not gentile



I would never tell Scouse that he's English and not German

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Frood on October 03, 2018, 12:40:09 AM
I would never sneak skin bleaching agents into Shen's body lotion bottle.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 01:08:08 AM
I would never waste my time telling Oscar not to spam and derail threads.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Aryan on October 03, 2018, 01:52:02 PM
I would never influence Seoul-cuck to post fake photos of himself online...
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Aryan on October 03, 2018, 01:57:06 PM
I'd never send CC a personally signed copy of Mein Kampf!
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 01:57:29 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I would never influence Seoul-cuck to post fake photos of himself online...

I wouldn't have to say much about Seoul to make SCOUSE jealous of him.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Aryan on October 03, 2018, 02:00:18 PM
I would never tell Fash that Seoul is no use to her due to his lack of gentlemen bits.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 02:05:14 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I would never tell Fash that Seoul is no use to her due to his lack of gentlemen bits.

I would never have to remind SCOUSE that he'll have to fight Seoul's girlfriend to  get access to Seoul's gentleman bits.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 02:49:57 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I would never tell Fash that Seoul is no use to her due to his lack of gentlemen bits.

I would never have to remind SCOUSE that he'll have to fight Seoul's girlfriend to  get access to Seoul's gentleman bits.

Damn, you are  getting good at this.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 06:43:06 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I would never tell Fash that Seoul is no use to her due to his lack of gentlemen bits.

I would never have to remind SCOUSE that he'll have to fight Seoul's girlfriend to  get access to Seoul's gentleman bits.

Damn, you are  getting good at this.

Not to take anything away from Fash, but Scouse makes it so easy.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Blazor on October 03, 2018, 08:39:26 PM
Bunch of fakery going on here! Reminds me eerily of..... gasp..... FAKEBOOK!





It seems Fash has taken ill to my FAKE post. I will bow out til my flu is gone, so I dont get censored anymore.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Bunch of fakery going on here! Reminds me eerily of..... gasp..... FAKEBOOK!





It seems Fash has taken ill to my FAKE post. I will bow out til my flu is gone, so I dont get censored anymore.

Please don't bow out..



You weren't censored..



I just did a little housekeeping, putting things in the right places.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 08:49:06 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"Bunch of fakery going on here! Reminds me eerily of..... gasp..... FAKEBOOK!





It seems Fash has taken ill to my FAKE post. I will bow out til my flu is gone, so I dont get censored anymore.

Please don't bow out..



You weren't censored..



I just did a little housekeeping, putting things in the right places.

Don't worry about it Fash, Some people are delicate and bruise easily.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Aryan on October 03, 2018, 09:30:37 PM
Then why do you do it.  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 03, 2018, 09:34:08 PM
For the same reason I'd defend your right to express your views, I would surmise.



Everybody needs a friend.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 03, 2018, 09:53:50 PM
I wouldn't engage Scouse in a discussion about Seoulbro.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Blazor on October 03, 2018, 10:35:40 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"Bunch of fakery going on here! Reminds me eerily of..... gasp..... FAKEBOOK!





It seems Fash has taken ill to my FAKE post. I will bow out til my flu is gone, so I dont get censored anymore.

Please don't bow out..



You weren't censored..



I just did a little housekeeping, putting things in the right places.


Just didnt fell like it needed cleaning Fash. Even my post about Weebles was gone. Its like an emotional CHUNK removal. I do say things I prolly shouldnt when Im like this, more than when drinking lol, but I didnt find it that bad as to clean it out.



I decided not to bow out, couldnt find anything on Netflix  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 03, 2018, 10:42:41 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"Bunch of fakery going on here! Reminds me eerily of..... gasp..... FAKEBOOK!





It seems Fash has taken ill to my FAKE post. I will bow out til my flu is gone, so I dont get censored anymore.

Please don't bow out..



You weren't censored..



I just did a little housekeeping, putting things in the right places.

Don't worry about it Fash, Some people are delicate and bruise easily.


Who do I look like, fucking Thurston Howell the third!? "Pinch me lovey so I know Im not dreaming, but not too hard, I bruise easily" - Thurston  :laugh:



Stick your tiny pecker back in your pants, I dont give it up that easy  :001_tongue:


I was thinking more Mary Anne. Thurston is a lot older than you.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Blazor on October 03, 2018, 10:43:24 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYCB0qtwIxE


He made that show  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Blazor on October 03, 2018, 10:45:36 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"Bunch of fakery going on here! Reminds me eerily of..... gasp..... FAKEBOOK!





It seems Fash has taken ill to my FAKE post. I will bow out til my flu is gone, so I dont get censored anymore.

Please don't bow out..



You weren't censored..



I just did a little housekeeping, putting things in the right places.

Don't worry about it Fash, Some people are delicate and bruise easily.


Who do I look like, fucking Thurston Howell the third!? "Pinch me lovey so I know Im not dreaming, but not too hard, I bruise easily" - Thurston  :laugh:



Stick your tiny pecker back in your pants, I dont give it up that easy  :001_tongue:


I was thinking more Mary Anne. Thurston is a lot older than you.


Mary Anne had spunk! Lol, it really was a Thurston quote though. Gilligan was my fave show when I was a kid, that and the Lone Ranger. Watched it on a 10" BW tv. Mom said if I kept watching it so close I would ruin my vision, well damn, it was a small tv! lol
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 03, 2018, 10:46:49 PM
I was a Ginger fan...but I was a lot older than you...



 ac_blush
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"Bunch of fakery going on here! Reminds me eerily of..... gasp..... FAKEBOOK!





It seems Fash has taken ill to my FAKE post. I will bow out til my flu is gone, so I dont get censored anymore.

Please don't bow out..



You weren't censored..



I just did a little housekeeping, putting things in the right places.

Don't worry about it Fash, Some people are delicate and bruise easily.


Who do I look like, fucking Thurston Howell the third!? "Pinch me lovey so I know Im not dreaming, but not too hard, I bruise easily" - Thurston  :laugh:



Stick your tiny pecker back in your pants, I dont give it up that easy  :001_tongue:


I was thinking more Mary Anne. Thurston is a lot older than you.


Mary Anne had spunk! Lol, it really was a Thurston quote though. Gilligan was my fave show when I was a kid, that and the Lone Ranger. Watched it on a 10" BW tv. Mom said if I kept watching it so close I would ruin my vision, well damn, it was a small tv! lol

I am a classic sitcom junkie.



If was anyone else I would not invite me over for a Gilligan's Island, Beverly Hillbillies, Bewitched, All in the Family, Munsters, Honeymooners marathon. You will never get rid of me.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 03, 2018, 11:53:10 PM
I would never invite Herman to a 70's sitcom binge.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2018, 11:56:56 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I would never invite Herman to a 70's sitcom binge.

Fine then, more barrel wash, elk kolbassa and mustard for me.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 03, 2018, 11:59:29 PM
I don't drink anything that costs less than $100 a bottle anyway.  :001_tongue:
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2018, 09:09:43 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"I don't drink anything that costs less than $100 a bottle anyway.  :001_tongue:

For alcohol?

 :shock:
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Blazor on October 04, 2018, 10:44:35 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
I am a classic sitcom junkie.



If was anyone else I would not invite me over for a Gilligan's Island, Beverly Hillbillies, Bewitched, All in the Family, Munsters, Honeymooners marathon. You will never get rid of me.


The lady and I were talking about 'em the other night, she never heard of Honeymooners. She never experienced "To the moon!" lol.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 04, 2018, 06:06:54 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I don't drink anything that costs less than $100 a bottle anyway.  :001_tongue:

For alcohol?

 :shock:


NO, silly.



For single malt scotch whisky, aged for 12 years in oak casks...
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Bricktop on October 04, 2018, 09:11:29 PM
I wouldn't start a thread about what I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Title: Re: Things I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2018, 09:28:41 PM
I wouldn't blame Bricktop for not starting a thread about what I wouldn't do with Cashew members.
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