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#1
The Guest Nest / Oh the Memories
July 11, 2016, 10:07:48 AM
This is how Mr Zombo Com keeps his word.

Pathetic!!





My Last Post Here...



 



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#2
The Flea Trap / Guess who's Birthday??
May 14, 2016, 09:42:28 AM
:6: Happy Birthday RW  :happybday:
#3
The Flea Trap / Less privileged
April 14, 2016, 09:49:54 AM
I cant believe my luck, I received this email this morning and this Women is going to Donate this money to me before she dies. Im just waiting for her to reply to my email.... Good thing shes a Christian or i wouldnt have ever thought this was real :001_rolleyes:





My Beloved In God.



Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus Christ. l am Mrs Elizabeth Anna Johnson from Germany, a widow to late Dr. A. Johnson . l am 51 years old and a converted born again Christian, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indication my condition is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I might not live more than two (2) months, according to my doctor because the cancer has gotten to a very worst / dangerous stage.



My late husband and my only child died last five years ago, his death was politically motivated. My late husband was a very rich and wealthy business man who was running his Gold/Diamond Business here in South Africa. After his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. My doctors has advised me that I may not live for more than two (2) months, so I now decided to divide the part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America, Asia, and Europe. l collected your email address during my desperate search on the internet and I prayed over it.



I decided to donate the sum of $5,600,000.00 USD (Five Million Six hundred thousand United States dollars) to the less privileged because I cannot take this money to the grave. Please I want you to note that this fund is lodged in a bank here in South Africa.



Once I hear from you, I will forward to you all the information's you will use to get this fund released from the bank and to be transferred to your bank account. I honestly pray that this money when transferred to you will be used for the said purpose because l has come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity. May the grace of our lord Jesus the love of God and the fellowship of God be with you and your family.



Reply me soonest at my private email address (jelizabethannna@yahoo.de).



Thanks and God bless you.

Your beloved sister in Christ.

Mrs. Elizabeth Anna Johnson
#4
The Flea Trap / Comic Con
April 11, 2016, 10:06:24 AM
Calgary Comic Expo, Apr 28 - May 1. Meet Your hero's



Annie you going to this?
#5
The Flea Trap / Help!!!
April 09, 2016, 11:18:45 AM
I need your help Ladies (guys too)  ac_dance



A girlfriend of mine is getting married this year and she called upon me for help in picking out her dress, We are very close and i dont want to let her down so i thought it might be fun to see what you guys think of her 6 Choices.

Please only pick one and label it from the number i use. Thanks very much in advance.



If you have questions please feel free and i will answer as best i can.



1A

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1B(same dress as above)

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2A

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2B(same dress as above)

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3

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4

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5

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6

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#6
The Flea Trap / 10 Facts on Farts
April 08, 2016, 07:11:29 PM
1. Certain Foods Cause Farts to Smell



Specific foods like meat or eggs are known to increase the odor in gas due to the high levels of sulfur that they contain.



2. Farts are Flammable




Farts have the capability of lighting a flame, which will turn the flame blue if you actually try it.



3. The Sound of Farts is Determined By Muscles and Speed



Each fart often has a different sound if it's not let out slowly, which is mainly due to muscles and the speed at which it's released.



4. You'll Release 17 Quadrillion Farts in Your Lifetime



The average person releases gas 14 times per day, which equates to 17 quadrillion farts in a lifetime.



5. You'll Fart After You Die



Deceased individuals are even known to fart up to three hours after their death from gas that continues to escape the digestive tract



6. 99 Percent of Gas is Odorless




Although passing gas creates a bad smell, only one percent of the gas is what causes the odor due to sulfur in the body.



7. Women Fart Just as Much as Men



Men may be prone to rip several farts throughout the day, but women are just as gassy and release the same amount as the opposite gender.



8. Too Much Farting Can Be Due to a Lactose Intolerance



If you seem to fart multiple times each hour, it may be due to a lactose intolerance due to an inability to digest dairy and certain nutrients.



9. A Liter of Gas is Passed in Two Days



Gas is continuously being released from the body with an average of a liter passed every two days.



10. Gas Travels at 10 Feet Per Second



There's a reason why you may smell a funky odor in the room even if someone is sitting on the other side. Gas travels at 10 feet per second for a smell that makes its presence known.



 :2r4ml1j_th:  :yuk:  :beurk:

Enjoy your weekend :tease:
#7
The Flea Trap / Washing Meat Products
November 12, 2015, 09:41:38 AM
Okay im curious about something, I know most of you cook and prepare meals right? Do you rip the meat out of the package and just cook it or........



Do you Wash your Chicken under the tap with water before you cook it?  Yes or No



Do you Wash your Steak under the tap with water before you cook it? Yes or No



Do you Wash your Pork Chops under the tap with water before you cook it? Yes or No



Do you Wash your Fish under the tap with water before you cook it? Yes or No
#8
The Flea Trap / Welcome yorkcountukid
October 09, 2015, 10:28:21 AM
Greetings York  ac_smile



Enjoy your stay!
#9
The Flea Trap / What would you do?
October 08, 2015, 06:54:34 AM
Okay, You just get out of the movies and walking back to your car with your significant other, you cut through the ally and you find a gym bag full of money, lets say it was $10.000 in cash. No ID, no markings on the bag to determine who it belongs to, no one around to claim it.



Do you leave it?



Do you take it?



Do you turn it to the police and hope no one claims it and you might get it back?



What kind of person are you?





I would keep it and take my chances. ac_biggrin
#10
The Flea Trap / Welcome Shin
September 29, 2015, 12:47:43 PM
Tell us a little about yourself
#11
I like this Streaming site.  :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:



Spotify may not be the most ethically minded company. But never the less, Spotify is one of the best music streaming services out there. With millions of songs available to peruse, users have the option of paying for an ad-free listening experience or enjoying the vast selection at no cost with some ads once in a while. And if you're social media minded, you can easily log-in through Facebook and see what your friends are listening to. Don't want to share? Use private listening mode to hide your love of Clapton.

https://www.spotify.com">https://www.spotify.com





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#12
The Flea Trap / Cool Gadgets and Inventions 2015
September 06, 2015, 10:58:15 AM
Gadgets shown in this new video are available today check it out.



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#13
The Flea Trap / Smoking!
September 03, 2015, 04:06:55 AM
So here is the thing, I have been smoking since i was 20ish and like most people that have smoked i have quit numerous of times, once for 8 months and i had it BEAT but my Sister passed away and i started back up again and haven't tried to put them down until just recently.

A good friend told me about the Vape pens and i have cut down considerably but just cant get over that hump, I have went from 10 to 20 cigarettes a day down to 2 or 3 (while using the vape pen).



Have any of you smoked and quit?



Do you have your own story?



Can you offer advice? (if your going to say just stop im not interested)
#14
The Flea Trap / Im Curious....
September 03, 2015, 03:50:18 AM
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Who inspires you?



What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?



If you could trade lives with one person for an entire day who would it be and why?



Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee , tea or alcohol?



How did you meet your best friend?



What is something you've always wanted to try but have been too scared to?



What accomplishments are you most proud of?



What is your most bizarre talent?



Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island? (would you split a can of Ravioli j/k :001_tongue:)



What are some things that scare you?



Do you have any brothers or sisters? How many?



What's the first thing you notice about people?



What's the biggest lie you've ever told?
#15
The Flea Trap / Most Likely to....
September 01, 2015, 09:06:24 AM
Don't be offended  ac_beating



Add who you think fits ac_smile



end up in prison

save the world

have superpowers

be a supermodel

try and blow up parliament

loan me some money

be gay/a lesbian

Walk naked in public on a dare

Be featured on "Cops"

Appear on "Jerry Springer"

Be involved in a story in "National Inquirer"

Pose for Playboy

Pose for Playgirl

Compete on "Fear Factor"

Leave their estate to a cat

Be kidnapped by aliens

to fill their passport with stamps?

sing in the shower

re-gift

Mess with phone solicitors

complain at restaurants just to get free food

Give someone the bird while driving

Pretend that their male on a forum for fun

Pretend that their female on a forum for fun
#16
The Flea Trap / Fear The Walking Dead
August 23, 2015, 05:24:55 PM
The premier is tonight, set your PVR folks
#17
The Flea Trap / Whats the difference?
August 11, 2015, 02:32:24 AM
What's the difference between 'an opinion' and 'point of view' to you? ac_umm
#18
The Flea Trap / Avatar
August 03, 2015, 11:08:35 PM
Im sure most of you have seen me changing my Avatar in the last week or so, i seem to be struggling with what best suits my online persona.



Any suggestions?



 ac_dance
#19
The Flea Trap / Great Uncle
July 28, 2015, 01:33:41 PM
My Nephew and his wife just had a BABY, They said they might take my name as his middle. Im so honored



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#20
The Flea Trap / Lost Love
July 28, 2015, 01:06:35 PM
Has any of you broke up or lost a lover and re connect with them years later?



Recently i was talking with a friend about a lover i had years ago and she found her on Facebook for me, she encouraged me to make contact with her to see if maybe there was still a spark there. after a few days i messaged her in that stupid PM box and to my surprise she sent a message back, It read " Call me tomorrow after 2pm", I called the next day and we had a beautiful talk and after about an hour on the phone she got silent and i could her her crying, i asked what was wrong and she told me she has lung cancer and not long to live :( I asked her if maybe we could hook up and meet and talk but since we had history her husband wouldn't be impressed and she declined my offer(4 times), i am crushed that i will not be able to say goodbye. I have txt msg her a few times with no reply. I just dont understand.



I almost regret contacting her. ac_crying