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The Flea Trap / Where the hell did fifty years go?
March 31, 2023, 11:50:40 PM
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The Flea Trap / Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
March 22, 2023, 03:24:27 PM
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Apparently, turtles can become fathers well into old age. That's what happened recently with a 90-year-old radiated tortoise at the Houston Zoo.



Mr. Pickles has become the father of three hatchlings after a surprise egg-laying. A zoo resident for 36 years, Mr. Pickles is the oldest animal there and the newest dad.



According to a statement from the zoo, a herpetology keeper happened upon Mrs. Pickles, the companion of Mr. Pickles, as she was laying eggs at closing time.



Houston's soil isn't friendly to the Madagascar tortoises, so the zoo's animal care team quickly uncovered the eggs and got them to safety.



"It's unlikely the eggs would have hatched on their own if the keeper hadn't been in the right place at the right time," the zoo said in a press release.



Mr. and Mrs. Pickles have been together since the new mom's arrival in 1996, the zoo said. They have had only one other little Pickle, and that was in 1997.



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The Flea Trap / Happy Vernal Equinox everyone!
March 20, 2023, 11:55:59 AM
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are getting the vegan treatment.



The Hershey Co. said Tuesday that Reese's Plant Based Peanut Butter Cups, which go on sale this month, will be its first vegan chocolates sold nationally. A second plant-based offering, Hershey's Plant Based Extra Creamy with Almonds and Sea Salt, will follow in April.



The chocolates are made with oats instead of milk, Hershey said.



Hershey has experimented with vegan chocolate before. It sold an oat-based chocolate bar called Oat Made in some test markets starting in 2021. But the new products will be the first sold throughout the U.S. under the "Plant Based" label.



Hershey said consumers want choice and are looking for products they consider healthier or with fewer ingredients, including reduced sugar and plant-based options. Hershey also introduced an organic version of Reese's Cups in February 2021.



Hershey said it developed plant-based versions of Reese's Cups and Hershey bars, some of its most popular products, because there's a dearth of mainstream plant-based chocolates in the U.S. market.



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The Flea Trap / Happy National Cashew Day!
November 23, 2022, 10:02:08 AM
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The cashew nut is a seed harvested from the cashew tree. The tree originated in Northeastern Brazil. However, it is now widely grown in tropical climates for its cashew apples and nuts.



With leathery leaves arranged spirally, the evergreen cashew tree grows as tall as 32 feet high and often has an irregularly shaped trunk. The flowers are small, starting out pale green then turning reddish, with each one having five slender, acute petals.



The largest cashew tree in the world covers about 81,000 sq. ft. and is located in Natal, Rio Grande do Norte, Brazil.



Cashew Facts



The cashew tree has a fruit called the "cashew apple."  Its fragile skin makes it unsuitable for transport.



Latin Americans make a fruit drink from the cashew apple.



The Cashew causes fewer allergic reactions than other nuts or peanuts.



Although native to northeast Brazil, the Portuguese took the cashew plant to Goa, India, between 1560 and 1565.  From Goa, it spread throughout Southeast Asia and, eventually, Africa.



We often see peanuts, pecans, walnuts, and other nuts sold in the shell.  Due to the toxic nature of the cashew nut's shell, this is not possible.



Speaking of the shell, the Cashew is not a true nut. They do not develop a hard wall around the seed as hazelnuts or walnuts do. Cashews instead have a lining around the seed that is filled with a caustic fluid.



This nut is an excellent source of antioxidants. It's also a source of dietary trace minerals: copper, manganese, magnesium, and phosphorous.



Cashew oil is a dark yellow oil for cooking or salad dressing pressed from cashew nuts.



Many parts of the plant are used for medicinal purposes.



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After three months since Powerball last produced a winner, a winning ticket has been sold, ending a streak of over 40 drawings without a winner.



The jackpot for the early Tuesday drawing was worth $2.04 billion, the largest in U.S. history. The previous largest U.S. lottery jackpot was the Jan. 13, 2016 Powerball drawing, which was worth $1.586 billion.



The lottery could not hold its Monday evening drawing on time, meaning the numbers from last night's game were released this morning. Powerball partners with 48 different state and territorial lotteries, and according to officials, one participating lottery needed more time to process its sales and play data.



"Powerball has stringent security requirements to protect the integrity of the game and remains committed to holding a drawing that gives all players a fair chance to win," Powerball officials said in a statement.



The California Lottery said the winning ticket was sold at Joe's Service Center in Altadena in the Los Angeles area.



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The Flea Trap / Fill up the tank at pump #420 !
October 19, 2022, 01:40:49 PM
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Weed is coming to US gas stations. Circle K, the global convenience-store chain, signed a deal with Green Thumb Industries Inc., one of the largest US cannabis producers, to sell licensed marijuana at its Florida gasoline retailers. The partnership will begin next year with 10 of the company's 600 locations in the state, Green Thumb said.



The deal is a global first, given that legal marijuana has so far been sold only in stand-alone dispensaries in the US and within pharmacies in countries such as Uruguay and Germany. By selling marijuana, which is still illegal at the federal level, at gas stations where consumers buy staples like snacks and cigarettes, the partnership may help push the drug further into the mainstream.



The agreement will "continue to normalize" marijuana by integrating it with regular consumer products," Green Thumb Chief Executive Officer Ben Kovler said in an interview. "This is a futuristic deal."Financial terms between Chicago-based Green Thumb and Laval, Quebec-based Alimentation Couche-Tard Inc., which owns Circle K, weren't disclosed. Under the agreement, Green Thumb will lease space from Circle K locations.



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The Flea Trap / Ladies! Try the new Elon Musk perfume!
October 13, 2022, 04:17:25 PM
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The world's richest man, Elon Musk, has scented a new opportunity to capitalise on quirky products, launching a perfume called "Burnt Hair" that he said sold 10,000 bottles to earn a million dollars in just a few hours.



"With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?" Musk asked on Twitter, where he now describes himself as a perfume salesman.



"The essence of repugnant desire" is the website description of his latest offering, which costs $100 a bottle and is set to start shipping in the first quarter of 2023, making good on a product Musk first touted in September.



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At least ten people are dead with another 15 wounded in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan following a series of stabbings.



The stabbings reportedly occurred "in multiple locations on the James Smith Cree Nation and in the village of Weldon, northeast of Saskatoon," adding to a total of 13 crime scenes, according to USA Today.



"It is horrific what has occurred in our province today," Rhonda Blackmore, the assistant commissioner of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Saskatchewan, told reporters.



Blackmore did not provide a motive for the two suspects police are searching for and said that some of the victims were targeted while others were possibly attacked at random. Police said the two suspects were last seen in Saskatchewan's capital of Regina.



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The Flea Trap / Know anyone in Chicago?
July 30, 2022, 04:29:47 PM




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A winning Mega Millions ticket for the estimated $1.337 billion jackpot was sold in Illinois, a Mega Millions spokesperson told The Washington Post on Saturday morning.



Marie Kilbane, a spokesperson for the Ohio Lottery Commission, confirmed the victory in an email to The Post. "There is one jackpot-winning ticket, which was sold in Illinois," she said.



Ohio Lottery Director Pat McDonald, the current lead director of the Mega Millions consortium, congratulated the winner in Illinois, who has yet to put in a claim.



"We are thrilled to have witnessed one of the biggest jackpot wins in Mega Millions history," McDonald said in a news release. "We're eager to find out who won and look forward to congratulating the winner soon!"



The estimated jackpot increased on Saturday from $1.28 billion to $1.337 billion. The lump-sum payout for the jackpot is $780.5 million, according to Mega Millions.



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The Flea Trap / Aw crap, just tested positive
July 21, 2022, 01:44:33 PM
Have no idea where I got it from but I got it. Violent coughing, fever, headache... but no trouble breathing or anything like that. First couple days were tough but it's easing up now. They won't let me back at work until I test negative so I'll be working at home for a while. Which of course as a valuable loyal employee I'll be sure to spend every minute doing my work and not goofing around posting on the internet or anything...  :laugh3:
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Ghislaine Maxwell, the jet-setting socialite who once consorted with royals, presidents and billionaires, was sentenced to 20 years in prison Tuesday for helping the financier Jeffrey Epstein sexually abuse underage girls.



The stiff sentence was the punctuation mark on a trial that explored the sordid rituals of a predator power couple who courted the rich and famous as they lured vulnerable girls as young as 14, and then exploited them.



Prosecutors said Epstein, who killed himself in 2019 while awaiting trial, sexually abused children hundreds of times over more than a decade, and couldn't have done so without the help of Maxwell, his longtime companion and onetime girlfriend who they said sometimes also participated in the abuse. In December, a jury convicted Maxwell of sex trafficking, transporting a minor to participate in illegal sex acts and two conspiracy charges.



U.S. District Judge Alison J. Nathan, who also imposed a $750,000 fine, said "a very significant sentence is necessary" and that she wanted to send an "unmistakable message" that these kinds of crimes would be punished. Prosecutors had asked the judge to give her 30 to 55 years in prison, while the 60-year-old Maxwell's defense sought a lenient sentence of just five years.



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The Flea Trap / What to do when you get crabs
June 21, 2022, 04:09:08 PM
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If you can make lemonade from lemons, you can make "claw-some" whiskey from invasive green crabs. But how does it taste?



They call it House of Tamworth Crab Trapper, with a "seacret" ingredient of green crab, an invasive species that's wreaking havoc along the New England coast. "It has crab on the nose, for certain," says Steven Grasse, owner of Tamworth Distilling in New Hampshire, further describing the whiskey's taste as "a briny and better Fireball."



Crab Trapper was released in late May for pre-sale and developed with help from the University of New Hampshire's NH Green Crab Project.



Tamworth says the "sustainable spirit" is made from a bourbon aged just shy of four years. It's distilled using a modified sour mash approach and the same grain bill as the distillery's Old Man of the Mountain Bourbon (82.4% organic corn, 11% organic Maine rye, 6.6% malted barley).



Thousands of green crabs, weighing a total of 90-plus pounds, were harvested by a local trapper from the region of Seabrook, New Hampshire, for the whiskey. The crabs were delivered to the distillery to be cleaned and cooked down to a crab stock. When cooled, the stock was fortified with Tamworth-made neutral grain spirits and distilled on a large rotary vacuum still "until the ideal crab essence was achieved," the company says.



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The Flea Trap / The Longest Day
June 21, 2022, 10:29:35 AM
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The Flea Trap / JOHNNY DEPP WINS !!!!!
June 01, 2022, 03:32:03 PM
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14 kids and an elementary school teacher killed in Uvala... oh crap.
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Are you tired of pouring milk in your cereal morning after morning? Do you feel that life may have something sweeter to offer? Something ... oranger?



Tropicana has the solution for would-be breakfast adventurers.



Dubbed "the first cereal made for OJ (and maybe the last)," Tropicana Crunch is, well ... we'll let the company's marketing team talk you into it:



"Orange juice on cereal. Some call it weird. Some call it breakfast. We ... didn't even know it was a thing.



"But turns out, there are totally normal people amongst us juicing up their cereal bowls. You might be one of them!



"So for those who are cereal curious like us, we made Tropicana Crunch. Cereal that's down to be drowned in OJ. Honey almond clusters that are made to be spooned and sipped. A breakfast taste test we can all take together.



Because whether you hate it or love it, you won't know until you try it."



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The Flea Trap / It's Chocolate Covered Cashews Day!
April 21, 2022, 01:07:27 PM
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National Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day is observed each year on April 21st. Not unlike other nuts, cashews and chocolate get along well together. Of course, chocolate lovers savor the combination of nutty crunch and creamy, rich chocolate.



The cashew is a tree from the family Anacardiaceae.  Its English name comes from Portuguese for the fruit of the cashew tree "caju."  Originally native to Northeastern Brazil, cashew trees are now widely grown in tropical climates for their cashew fruit and nuts.



With leaves arranged spirally and a leathery texture, the evergreen cashew tree grows up to 32 feet tall. It also often grows with an irregularly shaped trunk. The buds produce small flowers that start pale green and turn reddish, each having five slender, acute petals.



Surprisingly, the cashew nutshell is toxic, so producers shell the cashew before selling it to consumers. While many people enjoy the cashew nut for its delicious buttery flavor on its own, adding chocolate makes it even more enjoyable. It makes a great gift during the winter holidays. However, people enjoy chocolate-covered cashews all year long.



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Maury Povich's drama-filled daytime talk show is ending after 31 seasons, NBCUniversal confirmed to multiple outlets.



The final new episodes of "Maury" will air in September 2022.



Povich told Variety he was ready to retire six years ago, but carried on producing the show "out of loyalty to NBCUniversal and my more than 100 staff and crew members."



"I'm so proud of my relationship with NBCUniversal and all those who worked on the 'Maury' show but as I occasionally tell my guests on 'Maury,' 'Enough, already!'" the host said.



TODAY reports Povich, who is 83 years old, is the longest airing daytime talk show host on television.



The show is most famous for its outrageous family and marital drama. On his show, Povich mediates heated arguments between unfaithful couples and counsels parents of teenagers gone wild – all while the live studio audience cheers or boos. "Maury" was so famous for its paternity testing, the recurring segment inspired a spinoff board game called "You Are Not the Father."



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The Flea Trap / Happy Vernal Equinox!
March 20, 2022, 11:51:02 AM
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