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#106
The Flea Trap / Re: Sometimes
February 20, 2023, 03:41:39 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=494538 time=1676837415 user_id=136


Give us an example of the funny conversations happening there.  ac_biggrin






A Chinese man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of Guinness.



The bartender says "No I'm sorry buddy, I can't serve you."



"Why, is it because I'm Chinese?" he says.



The bartender says, "No, you're too young."



The Chinese man looks baffled and asks "How do you know my name?"
#107
The Flea Trap / Re: What irks you?
February 17, 2023, 09:14:35 AM
What really irks me are idiot drivers and there's no shortage of those around here.
#108
The Flea Trap / Re: Today’s youngin will never understand..
February 15, 2023, 09:19:42 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=494230 time=1676511916 user_id=3381
A gal I dated off and on for a while was a big Prince fan and she dragged me to see 'Purple Rain' when it came out.



I think I ruined my chance to get back together with her when I fell asleep in the theater.




 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:
#109
The Flea Trap / Re: Opinions
February 15, 2023, 09:18:00 PM
If that's two inches of cushion on the bottom I'd probably love them. My feet are killing me at the end of the work day.
#110
The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
February 15, 2023, 03:58:12 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=494202 time=1676494322 user_id=2845
Raquel Welch passed.


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#111
The Flea Trap / Re: My Ozempic pen came in the mail
February 15, 2023, 02:34:59 PM
I went to my new endocrinologist last week and it was nothing but sales pitch after sales pitch. Here, try this drug, try this new injection device, try this thing that sticks to your arm and sends info to your phone, try this, try that... and of course the doctor gets a nice kickback... he probably wants to buy his fifth Mercedes and seventh wife or something.
#112
The Flea Trap / Re: Here we go again
February 15, 2023, 02:27:50 PM
Just the next batch of fear porn to try and keep us afraid. Ignore it.
#113
The Flea Trap / Re: Singapore: A Successful Alternative To The Unsustainable Western Welfare State
February 14, 2023, 02:32:56 PM
We should cane young hoodlums like they do in Singapore. Maybe a raw ass will get them to wise up.
#114
The Flea Trap / Re: Super Bowl halftime show was trash
February 14, 2023, 02:28:48 PM
The halftime show was a song and dance routine much like all the others. It wasn't anything different or special.
#115
The Flea Trap / Re: What do you like doing most?
February 14, 2023, 09:39:59 AM
What do you like doing most?





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#116
The Flea Trap / Re: Where do you get your “News”
February 14, 2023, 09:35:45 AM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=494071 time=1676340619 user_id=136
I get my news from multiple sources.. And I take it all with a grain of salt.



I never blindly believe or follow anything.




"Hear everything, trust nothing" - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #190   :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
#117
The Flea Trap / Re: What are you doing?
February 13, 2023, 08:16:09 AM
Waking up with a hangover. Drank way too much barrel wash watching the game. Good game though, lots of action. Didn't think the commercials were all that great this year though.
#118
The Flea Trap / Re: What are you doing?
February 09, 2023, 05:51:59 PM
Ha ha ha I just drove home and there's a plane flying a Trump banner over the stadium LOL!
#119
The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
February 09, 2023, 03:09:00 PM
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One of the most accomplished pop music composers of the 20th century, Burt Bacharach, has died at age 94. The musical maestro behind 52 top 40 hits including "Alfie," "Walk on By," "Promises, Promises," "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head," "What the World Needs Now is Love" and "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?," Bacharach had an untouchable run in the 1960s and 1970s with a wide range of pop, R&B and soul artists. According to the Associated Press, Bacharach died on Wednesday (Feb. 8) at his home in Los Angeles of natural causes.



Working with lyricist partner Hal David, Bacharach and David were dubbed the "Rodgers & Hart" of the '60s, with a unique style featuring instantly hummable melodies and atypical arrangements that folded in everything from jazz and pop to Brazilian grooves and rock.



Many of their songs were popularized by Dionne Warwick, whose singing style inspired Bacharach to experiment with new rhythms and harmonies, composing such innovative melodies as "Anyone Who Had a Heart" and "I Say a Little Prayer."



Bacharach is survived by his adopted son, Christopher, as well as two children with his fourth wife, Jane Hansen, Oliver and daughter Raleigh.



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#120
The Flea Trap / Re: What are you doing?
February 09, 2023, 03:05:50 PM
Aw crap now my company wants me to revive a programming project they abandoned in 2015. Yeah like I'm really gonna remember any of it. When the hell is the next powerball drawing?
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