Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 26, 2024, 03:55:01 AMThere's this story about this Jewish family I used to know... I'll try tell it in a nutshell:Congratulations. I too had a girlfriend who was Jewish when I was in university. I did not know she was Jewish until about one month after we started dating. She did not have a typically Jewish surname. Her family was secular, so she never attended synagogue or observed kosher.
A very rich Jewish family had everything in our small town. The father was in the jewellery business of all things. My younger brother was friends with one of his sons being the same age, and his middle daughter idolised me. She was a couple years younger than me at school.
Anyway...my coin collection went missing one day. And I apprehended my brother and twisted his arm (Chinese bangle) until he cried and gave up the hiding spot. It was inside Castle Greyskull.
When I looked over the collection, my prime coins were missing, including my Winston Churchill silver sovereign worth a fuckload! So I gave my brother another twist of his arm until he cried again.
It turned out that the Jewish father of his mate gave him some spare change for my prime coins worth a fuckload.
I was so pissed off that I skateboarded over to his house and threatened him that I would let down his tyres and kiss his daughter if he didn't return my coinage...I was about 15 at the time.
Anyway,I managed to get my coins back and that was that, but I never quite forgave his Jewish behaviour and taking advantage of my younger brother over money that wasn't his to bargain with.
Four years later, I was 19 years old and rocking at the loyal nightclub, and who should walk in looking all sexy and wanting a part of me...the Jewish father's daughter. So we kissed and drank until the early hours and eventually I took her home and put some serious revenge to her body...it was a very satisfying moment for the both of us. Her older brother was so mad that I broke his sister's virginity...but he could do fuck all about it because he was a year younger than me and feeble with a long nose that could easily break if push came to shove. Lulz.
Aye...what's goes around eventually cums around innit!?