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#151
The Flea Trap / Re: My dad is trying to get me banned
June 04, 2022, 08:56:35 AM #152
The Flea Trap / Re: My dad is trying to get me banned
June 04, 2022, 08:54:02 AM
From my uncles party tomorrow night. He thinks I'm going to beat up his fiancé's moose of a daughter. My uncle is not gonna ban me lol
I'm getting dolled up with a new outfit and hair color. You know how much my makeup and clothes cost? I'm not gonna ruin it by getting sweaty from beating that cow's ass. He acts like such a girl, I swear.
Lol wat?
Who the fuck are you trying to intimidate? All anybody needs to do it swat those swimming rings you call lips with a loosely rolled newspaper and your ass is crying before you grab the jar of vasaline.
Mess with my kids or sister and I'll snap. Hell, I've even thrown a bitch into a fire hydrant over my husband. I'm too old to be fighting, but my family is everything to me.
You need to stop playing GTA before you throw your hip out, chica.
That shits turning you into Mousie from Ma Vida Loca but she didn't need an oxygen tank after she started talking out her neck.
See, this is what you get for hopping onto Dumbzos wheelchair side car. What Wish code did you use for your outfit? Oldladymexican?
Don't you got some mangos to cut or something?
#153
The Flea Trap / Re: Over-Zealous Flynn
June 04, 2022, 07:45:10 AMThat said, wait. Check your DM's
#155
The Flea Trap / Re: My dad is trying to get me banned
June 04, 2022, 07:36:53 AM
From my uncles party tomorrow night. He thinks I'm going to beat up his fiancé's moose of a daughter. My uncle is not gonna ban me lol
I'm getting dolled up with a new outfit and hair color. You know how much my makeup and clothes cost? I'm not gonna ruin it by getting sweaty from beating that cow's ass. He acts like such a girl, I swear.
Lol wat?
Who the fuck are you trying to intimidate? All anybody needs to do it swat those swimming rings you call lips with a loosely rolled newspaper and your ass is crying before you grab the jar of vasaline.
Oi...what's up with your Fortnite obsession? Isn't that game for kids and mega-nerds?
Play zero build you fucking abortion and see how many kids you come across.
Better yet, play any PvP game. You don't think kids play CoD, WoW or League? Gtfoh
#156
The Flea Trap / Re: Over-Zealous Flynn
June 04, 2022, 07:31:58 AMBut...
I'm not having a match while you have a match with that idiot at the same time. I want 100 Caskur
#157
The Flea Trap / Re: My dad is trying to get me banned
June 04, 2022, 07:21:00 AM
From my uncles party tomorrow night. He thinks I'm going to beat up his fiancé's moose of a daughter. My uncle is not gonna ban me lol
I'm getting dolled up with a new outfit and hair color. You know how much my makeup and clothes cost? I'm not gonna ruin it by getting sweaty from beating that cow's ass. He acts like such a girl, I swear.
Lol wat?
Who the fuck are you trying to intimidate? All anybody needs to do it swat those swimming rings you call lips with a loosely rolled newspaper and your ass is crying before you grab the jar of vasaline.
#158
The Guest Nest / Re: Posters you miss
June 03, 2022, 10:22:08 PMThis community would run for their lives if he ever logged into one of these boards
#159
The Flea Trap / Re: Posters you wish would fuck off the internet forever
June 03, 2022, 10:16:50 PMSomebody plugs his dial up connection into his colostomy bag. That's why everything that moron sends is shit.
Hopefully he's dying slow
#160
The Flea Trap / Re: I have returned
June 03, 2022, 10:14:20 PM
Him and his brother Pickles were assholes. Poofer and I got along after but Pickles would constantly fuck with me. Always posting that I was fat.
Now I let your selfies do the work for me.
How many in and out burgers go in and out your body a normal day?
Six? Seven?
#161
The Flea Trap / Re: TALK YO SHIT thread (official fight thread)
June 03, 2022, 02:32:58 AM
So all is well in "teh community" now until tomorrow? Lol
I hope so.......I'm always putting out fires.
Its gotta get exhausting lol
It can some days.
Then just tell forum niggers to fuck off when they complain.
Problem solved.
#162
The Flea Trap / Re: TALK YO SHIT thread (official fight thread)
June 03, 2022, 01:49:30 AM
Is this the only thread where you can "flame" or say Fortnite sucks?
Fortnite is the greatest game in the world.
You know who says it sucks? Ppl who can't play it or idiots with zero eye hand coordination.
Epic took building out because morons who can't hit two buttons at the same time cried for the longest time. There's no excuse other then you are a complete trash player not to be good at FN
I've never played it.
You should.
Idiots like Poppy only play games that aren't PvP because his feels will be hurt if somebody murks him or he can't control the difficulty level himself off an options screen.
Don't get me wrong, he's
But fortnite? It's a gift from the gaming gods.
#163
The Flea Trap / Re: TALK YO SHIT thread (official fight thread)
June 03, 2022, 01:37:41 AM
Is this the only thread where you can "flame" or say Fortnite sucks?
Fortnite is the greatest game in the world.
You know who says it sucks? Ppl who can't play it or idiots with zero eye hand coordination.
Epic took building out because morons who can't hit two buttons at the same time cried for the longest time. There's no excuse other then you are a complete trash player not to be good at FN
#164
The Flea Trap / I have returned
June 02, 2022, 04:19:50 PMI would like to thank Flea, while behind the scenes was putting up an illustrious campaign for yours truly and did indeed threaten to leave if I, the GOAT, did not return.
I would like to thank CW, the patriarch of this community, for having the strength to rise up and... be like Poofer, claiming her much well deserved panel.
I would like to thank Looney, for stepping up and being the man of the people. There might be hope for you yet.
But most importantly, I would like to thank all of you, the readers and fans of this humble content creator. I do not know what you idiots would do without me.
Blessed are you all.
KM
#165
The Flea Trap / King Martini’s official statement PT2
June 02, 2022, 07:33:47 AMLadies and gentlemen;
With a tear in my eye, I cannot post at this forum no longer.
It has come to my attention that the manifestation of failure, a horrible curse that was passed down from the greatest failure in this communities history, The Wise and Powerful, has received a panel within this site.
As some of you know, TwaP passed away from a horrible one sided victory by the ominous Covid-19. From what I was told, it entered thru his anus from unprotected sex with a fire hydrant. One day he was moderating one of the 25 forums he mods and wham, he started leaking like a sprinkler. Covid ate him from the inside out.
Before he passed, thru the Darth Vader hissing from either his defribillator or his one working lung, he reached out to us thru a Zoom call and begged that we honor him and to pass on his legacy within these forums.
Little did we know....
RIP- The Wise and Powerful
And because somebody has taken twaps mantle for fail, I cannot stick around.
It has been an honor creating content for you all thru out the years.
Thank you.
thepoofer/King Martini/Kevin
Chicago, Illinois