How is it Dove's 26th unfortunate "husband" has enough neck for everyone on this forum?

Can someone tell me?!

Anyone?!

How is it that Daffy Dove has a bigger Adams Apple than her 26th "Husband" who has none? What is this "guy?" A fucking turtle? Look at that Laffy Taffy neck! Jesus Christ, how many times does that thing get accidentally get slammed in some bar stall door as he watches Dove give blowjobs for $5 in EBT credit?

This is like Dove at 21 with "husband" number 26. This one allegedly was a ranked South Dakota fighter in the South Dakota Fight League. Also, this "husband" was an alleged musician in a band that already won 3 Grammy's in the category of, "Adult Contemporary Sleep Aids." It should also be noted that even here at 21 which was like 20+ years ago for Dove, she still didn't have any teefs at such a young age.

P.S.-Even here, it's plain as day that Dove's head is shaped like a pregnant gold fish.

P.S.S.-It should also be noted that Dove has a receding hairline. The bitch's forehead looks like someone's dad. Look how bald this bitch is and this cunt has the nerve to talk crazy about Stay Puff Marshmallow Murdock...

Quote from: caskur on April 14, 2024, 10:52:48 PMyeah post content so screen writers can thieve it off the groups.

Shut up crazy cat lady.

Or do you need me to start communicating in a your home language, Dove?

Quote"choqaDqu', qar'a'?"

The the Earthlings, that's Klingon.

Quote from: Frood on April 14, 2024, 07:11:34 PMNah... it's all repetitive farm league shit. I tend to not read it or just skim.

Talk about irony...

Quote from: Dove on April 14, 2024, 05:01:57 PMI had 6 notifications and almost all of them are Flynn slipping all over his own lower lip.

 Look at this moron still trying to demand people find me ugly. "NO! DOVEY IS NOT HOT GODDAMMIT! WAAAHHH!!"

 Just stop. It's desperate. Claiming I'm ugly and have track marks while posting my actual pictures...that I posted myself...where everyone can see I look just fine and have NO track marks at all....it's desperate, Flynn.

 The only "dome" being "cracked" here is yours. Banging your head on your keyboard.

I had 7 notifications about your bleetings about not being fugly. You seem to think because you look like Flea's 300 pound left labia lip is cause for you to claim how attractive you are. Even Biggie Elf Dick dropped you on sight and paid you to disappear with your brood of baby rats.


Look at your skank ass still trying to downplay the fact that you look like (Her)man's oversized pussy wart that's about to burst. To be Dove ugly should be a crime, in a perfect world you'd be sentenced to 25 years of hard labor as you "worked" out your ugliness by giving Lily 56 full body Crisco massages daily.

No, there's no fucking mistake about it, bitch, you ugly as fuck. You mean to tell me that you think having an Easter Egg for a melon is attractive? Look at yourself, you're ghetto as fuck and you'll always be a fucking ZERO because your kind have no redeeming qualities. Your kind should be gassed.

Quote from: Dove on April 14, 2024, 05:01:17 PMIf your rants were not embarrassing enough....shit like "looking to get your dome cracked"

 Like you log on thinking you are some wrestler entering a ring and whooping everyone's ass...physically.

 It's fucking cringey, Flynn.

 You are not "cracking domes". You are crying, foaming at the mouth and ranting trying way too hard to hurt someone's feelings that doesn't even care about you at all.

 Like if you dropped dead....no one here would even know for months and at most we would be like "yikes, that sucks" and move on. 

 It's a good thing you give yourself so much credit for nothing though because no one else is going to do it.

 *yawn*

Hiya, dummy!

All that you just vomited up has all to do with fuck with me, Mrs. Egg-Potato Head? Your mewling consists of being attacked without cause, when it was your big fat fucking dill pickle looking noggin posting more of your barely literate musings about fuck all. No one gives a fucking shit what you say or think you fucking psycho bitch.

Like, I log in knowing your Smeagle looking Lord Of The Rings face has gummed the fuck out of my thread with your tired diatribes which absolutely suck because you can't write for shit and it matches your Cro-Magnon looking ass in the looks department, ugly ass. Also, your niggerish nose doesn't help your looks either, nigger.

What's  "cringy" is you still thinking that somehow on this planet you think this is "hot."




Bitch, you look if like Worf and Rick Harris from Pawnstars had a love child. Get the fuck outta here about how not ugly you are. You're soo damn ugly that you have to sneak up on a vibrator to use it.

Your dome got cracked as soon as your stupid self tried to defend how your face looks like it went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Save that drama for your crackhead momma. You're soo damn ugly, you look like the tail end of some 5-day-old dog shit drying under the sun. You're the only cunt that doesn't need a Halloween costume when you put a brown cardboard box around your body and go as a toothless piece of Frood's rat droppings he has spread all over the place.

Speaking of dropping dead, aren't you and your bastard mutant kids long overdue to be hit by a speeding bus after one of your "parenting" sessions at your local CPS?

It's a good thing that you're a fucking tard, or I would have serious reservations of you bringing up anything
and/or being a "mother" to any living thing and that would include a warm bottle of milk.

Go fuck yourself ugly ass.

Quote from: Dove on April 13, 2024, 12:23:22 AMIt just seems to desperate to get to me.

Reread back through this thread Humpty Dumpty Head, you came in here looking to get your dome cracked.

Quote from: Dove on April 12, 2024, 09:32:47 PMI don't even know why Flynn is so over the top over my looks.

 I'd rather press my vagina against the blade end of a running lawn mower than let that methed up retard touch me.

 So it's not like he is in danger of having me hit on him!

This is not "hawt." In fact, this IS the sheer opposite of "hawt." This picture should be used as a tool to aid in sexual abstinence. If anything spells birth control, it's this picture right here of some alien from someone's toilet.

Quote from: Frood on April 13, 2024, 07:43:42 PMI'm not teh funnah' ???

Oh my god..

Is there a potion I can take?

No. You are the farthest thing from "funnah."

You are like if "funnah" had a fat gay uncle who loved sticking fags up his asshole.

A "potion you can take?" Is that code for "is there a dick you can suck?" It was my understanding than you were already "drinking up to 112 potions daily."

Quote from: Dove on April 13, 2024, 06:04:00 PMWhat do I fear most?

It should be your reflection, you horse faced cunt.

Quote from: Dove on April 12, 2024, 09:17:20 PMYou seem angry again.

 I'm not ugly, Flynn. I'm better looking than that woman whose picture you stole.

 Again you probably shouldn't use my REAL pictures. And pictures that I myself have posted.  No one is going to agree with you on this. You just look like a jealous and ragey wack job.

 If you could muster funny insults...great that would be good. But you always fall into this angry and desperate spiral when you see how no one cares what you think of them. We all insult eachother for amusement.  You are on a whole other mission and most of us find it sad and awkward.

 Dumb ass.

 Why don't you focus on learning how to properly read so you can stop embarrassing yourself by being the only one on the forum who didn't understand the obvious use of sarcasm?

You seem extra ugly today, devil spawn slut.

I love all of a sudden "you're  not ugly," but everytime you drag your hairy man-knuckles into whatever inbred town you reside at in Michigan, buildings start crumbling and the noses of babies start bleeding because of your radioactive ugliness.

Your "real pictures" don't even match you egg-headed looking Eggbert picture, that has your whole head looking like a novelty sized Easter egg only sold at your local Walmart, with nothing in it but multicolored wads of useless confetti.

Hey ugly ass, after I dropkick your stupidity clear across the galaxy, you're still going to be ugly. I never asked you to belly crawl into my thread, you came in here scaring everyone with your ass backwards camel humps for a head, talking shit, after which I bitchslapped the last 3 I.Q. points out of your empty head; as they fell out of your dumbo ears and onto the floor.

I'm the "dumbass?"

Bitch, your sheer nastiness matches your intelligence. The only ugly dumbass here is your learning disability having ass. Bitch, do you even realize how idiotic you look by spelling the word, "potato" incorrect? You're not only a banana-brain, but you also seem to like to prove to the 5 people out here that you are indeed a fucking retard and that your face looks like an asshole that needs to be properly wiped.

Why don't you "focus" on taking better care of your skin? You look like an Asian Spring Roll with only used syringes and dirty tampons as ingredients. You're a walking diseased time bomb, no one wants your Predator looking forehead to explode in public as you give birth to more empty headed, camel-toed, Ewoks.

There's no doubt that you are fucking horrid. You look like some cheap special effects left over from the Science-Fiction channel. You are gross, so it's no wonder that you'll give up your sardine smelling pussy to anyone with 3 cents to rub together.

Quote from: Lokmar on April 12, 2024, 02:34:38 PMYou're soo fukin deranged and ate up over her, the entire covo is way the fuck over your head. Thanks for the LOLZ, dipshit!
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Jokemar,  you think rat turds are "hawt."

Quote from: DKG on April 12, 2024, 11:25:00 AMThis is not Instagram. Dove, Murdock, and Oak's appearance does not matter.

Go sit on some chopsticks, you dog eating slant-eye gook.