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#31
The Guest Nest / Re: I like Oak.
July 18, 2022, 12:26:28 AM
Oak is hilarious.



Flea, you really need to lighten up and stop taking these boards so seriously.



Nobody told Dronesnore to respond to those said emails and your only looking one way in that bullshit.



I, for one, is glad Oak is here.



Now Blandscape needs to come here.
#32
The Flea Trap / Re: Welcome Treasurer
July 18, 2022, 12:21:16 AM
I'm the most drama free person on these forums.



You all should follow my example.





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#33
The Flea Trap / Re: That one person that will always tell you the truth
July 16, 2022, 04:02:46 PM
Quote from: "The Treasurer" post_id=464595 time=1657997406 user_id=3382
I'm around 80% blind in one eye.  It's not artificial, it just doesn't work.



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Perfect for photoshopping.

Bonesaw is around 80% blind in one eye, but 100% retarded mentally.



Only Bonesaw would be like "perfect for photoshopping" where everyone else is like "shit, I don't want that thing on my hard drive."



What has more hair, Bonesaw head? Of Fleas upper lip?



I swear if you zoom in on one of Fleas duck face selfies the crinkles in her lips resemble Bonesaw jaw line.



Wait... we're ppl fighting over who's the bestie of the guy in that photo that looks like it belongs on a sex offender registry?



There's low class, and there's the Bonesaw BFF harem right beneath it.



All we need now is Benzos Metamucil spoon sucking ass to come here and ask Bonehead of an oiled up arm photo.
#34
The Flea Trap / Re: Welcome Treasurer
July 16, 2022, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: Poppy post_id=464569 time=1657994871 user_id=3287
In that thread , It's Cluless Wombat quoting me in the intro and then he takes apart Evil Blood's quotes



Clueless Wombat was an alt.flame regular, so me and him (we) went to Brawl Hall and messed around with Evil Blood then Clueless started that thread about Flame Boards in alt.flame



I think Skippy in that thread is Dr Doom Aka Tim Thorne from Hell Flame Wars, he changed his nic a few times.



Avoid normal situations was the alt.flame version of Bonesaw, he was a Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan and movie buff.


Well, looking at the age of that thread EB didn't hit his evolutionary prime.



That threads dated 04. EB didn't start becoming EB until around 06. He was still a pigeon chested blowhard around that time and hadn't read every copy of the  encyclopedia britannica ten times over. Cass once made a post that EB read every book she owned at least five times. I just think he was looking for new ways to call somebody a fag, but that's just me.





As for the KOF, they were a bunch of no talent hacks who would get together and drink each other's semen out the next persons asshole. Think a human centipede conga line where TwaP was Buster Pointdexer saying "he's hot, and he's hot" while swinging his flaccid pecker around like a helicopter. If they were fire knights, I want proof at least one of them was set ablaze.



I asked Doomsgay once what alt flame was and he told me if I went there my brain cells would get raped and I'd lose my hair and start to look like Bonesaw.



Obviously, I heeded that advice and never went.



But, I'd have to say BF is the new alt flame, with the exception your brain will start to look like Fleas lips right after a new injection.



Hey flea, when are you seriously gonna scrape those melted gummies off your face? You need to bling that shit out, like, put some neon under lights in them or something. For Christmas you should turn them into snow globes so when your running for the last little Debbie's it's like an angry snow storm if your not fast enough.



Fleas the only person who's face gets friendzoned. Does anybody remember that podcast she made? She made like an eight minute podcast and six of it was an entire song. Then when the music stopped, it sounded like a cross between OJ Simpson on the witness stand and a tire flattening on account of all the collagen pumped into her 30/40 pound pressured lips. Fleas the only person when she hears a tire pop she grabs hers face.



You can't just make this shit up.
#35
The Flea Trap / Re: Forty Years of Alcohol and Drug Addiction
July 16, 2022, 01:57:18 PM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=464562 time=1657993584 user_id=61
Quote from: KM post_id=464517 time=1657984287 user_id=3370
That's rich coming from a guy who's idea of a "real job" is walking his blitzed ass to the mail box.



Hey Tipsy, what's the most money you ever accumulated shaking a coffee cup at strangers?


Just b/c you're a bottom dweller of the economic food chain, doesn't mean others are...  in terms of integrity, financial freedom, responsibility, you come no where close to Herman.



Remember the only thing you're ever good at is projecting yourself on others, this is a fact.

Bitch plz.



A fifty year old drunk is the equivalent of gutter trash. So save your automated bullshit memes for somebody as stupid as old Herman or yourself.



Responsible ppl don't do drugs. End of, you meatshielding gimp
#36
The Flea Trap / Re: That one person that will always tell you the truth
July 16, 2022, 01:53:28 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=464552 time=1657992201 user_id=56
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=464536 time=1657990601 user_id=2845
about yourself. Who is that person?







Bonesaw always tells me the brutally honest truth. He reminds me I'm a horrible poster every other month  acc_hugz

Bones is blunt. He points out flaws we try to hide.

(Spits out Red Bull)



What? That fucker only has one eye. He can't even look in the mirror and see the big fucking flaw staring back at him without squinting.



Bonesaw put his life savings into a product called "BoneBads". It was like a male maxi pad. Everyone told him it wasn't a good idea, that it was....Ahem....flawed, but he still did it anyways.



And this is the guy you want to bluntly point things out to you? His brain is so lopsided he loses his equilibrium opening up a bag of Fritos. He wore a helmet to a crash corse dieting class, for crissakes



Ask him to make a video of him following his index finger with his eyes. Go on, ask him.
#37
The Flea Trap / Re: Poppy is a weirdo
July 16, 2022, 01:44:31 PM
Yeah somebody has to tell Flea there's a huge difference between anime and hentai.
#38
The Flea Trap / Re: Welcome Treasurer
July 16, 2022, 01:42:35 PM
Poppy was that you who did that carry over edit flame on EB?



That was a complete murk
#39
The Flea Trap / Re: Poppy is a weirdo
July 16, 2022, 01:16:50 PM
Rukia is from Bleach.



Wtf are you talking about, Flea
#40
The Flea Trap / Re: That one person that will always tell you the truth
July 16, 2022, 01:10:35 PM
Pickles.



He always tells me if I put the effort into Fortnite that I do these piss stained forums, I'd be one of the goats.
#41
The Flea Trap / Re: Poppy is a weirdo
July 16, 2022, 01:09:27 PM
Stop belittling Poppy before somebody slaps those lips off your face, puts them in a ziplock bag, and slams them on a tree trunk.



It's 2022, ppl can be whomever they want to be. If they're not hurting anybody or themselves, who gives a shit?
#42
The Flea Trap / Re: Spic Appreciation Thread-Old Flea is one Alright Spic
July 16, 2022, 11:15:29 AM
Erica has PMS every day.
#43
The Flea Trap / Re: Spic Appreciation Thread-Old Flea is one Alright Spic
July 16, 2022, 11:13:06 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=464515 time=1657984113 user_id=1689
Quote from: KM post_id=464511 time=1657983858 user_id=3370
By who? You?



All he'd have to do is throw beer nuts at you to confuse you.

With one frickin hand tied behind my back. He is a pussy and so are you. You can trying helping him if you want. I will give you my two for one beating special.

This ain't happy hour, junkie.
#44
The Flea Trap / Re: Forty Years of Alcohol and Drug Addiction
July 16, 2022, 11:11:27 AM
That's rich coming from a guy who's idea of a "real job" is walking his blitzed ass to the mail box.



Hey Tipsy, what's the most money you ever accumulated shaking a coffee cup at strangers?
#45
The Flea Trap / Re: Spic Appreciation Thread-Old Flea is one Alright Spic
July 16, 2022, 11:04:18 AM
By who? You?



All he'd have to do is throw beer nuts at you to confuse you.
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