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#4036
The Guest Nest / Re: Who is/are your favorite poster(s) on the Blue Cashew?
June 09, 2016, 09:40:53 PM
Quote from: "Renee"I hate this thread.


...but why Renn, Why?!?



Here's a nice happy thought ta cheer you up:



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Don't be sad, Be happy, Renn!
#4037
The Guest Nest / Re: Who is/are your favorite poster(s) on the Blue Cashew?
June 08, 2016, 07:55:05 PM
Quote from: "Renee"I don't have any favorites......I dont like any of you.


Y'know, I've given it a thought, an' my favorite poster on the Blue 'Shoe is none other than you.....Renn! That's right, its none other than you my substantial friend.



So always remember, thatcha always gotta friend in JOE on the 'shoe, Renn!
#4038
The Guest Nest / Re: How do these things happen?
June 08, 2016, 04:07:58 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"Sorry guys. My life is simply perfect. Hate me for it. In reality, who's stupid?


If you don't mind me asking, how did you come into this good fortune?



Did you come into a nice inheritance?

Marry a rich woman?

Have a super job at one of Americas corporations?

Shrewd investments?

Win the lotto or a big horse race?

Hit the jackpot?



...all of the above?



Enlighten us, elaborate more...$20
#4039
The Guest Nest / Re: How do these things happen?
June 08, 2016, 11:28:51 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"The testosterone imbalanced shitcanned divorcee?

The phony Nazi dishwasher?

The Karma Queen, you owe it to me. Who's hubby loves humping her leg. Holy shit??



Bet your all scrambling to make it work. Even at this moment.  I made mine work. Maybe I'm a little stupid. Not butthurt and jealous.


...I'm not envious of you, $20.

Costa Rica might be nice to visit, spend up to 1 month of the year there, but all year round? Not interested.



Nice to get away from colder places like Canada when the winter shitstorm hits, but I don't need to be away all year. Not much into too much sweltering heat. Actually, I like it cool much of the time. Redwood forests, Northern California more my style, not too hot not too cold or wet.



Eventually I'd be interested in a 'Snowbird' retirement, but not sure if CR is what I'd be after.
#4040
The Flea Trap / Re: 2015-2016 Hockey Season
June 07, 2016, 01:18:10 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Pittsburgh took a commanding three games to one lead last night.


San Jose is too slow for Pittsburgh.



TB was good enough to keep up with the Penguins, but not SJ.



Real final was the last series between TB and Pitt
#4041
The Guest Nest / Re: It's Tough...
June 07, 2016, 09:52:29 AM
...Mama Renn delivers her 'Tough Love' speech


Quote from: "Renee"I thought you left.



What are doing, taking a page from the little Eddie playbook? That revolting deviant used to announce his departure every other day and the fucking skid never went anywhere. In fact I know that creep is probably lurking in the shadows right here, reading your crap as we speak..



Is this the same shit, Mel?



Do yourself a favor......dont make an ass out yourself anymore than you already have. If you are going to go.....just go. If you are going to stick around then do so without all the farewells and the fishing for sympathy.



BTW, nobody cares about these little long winded insights into your misery. Keep your private shit private and deal with it. Nobody likes to see a grown man baring their soul in front of a bunch of relative strangers. This isn't some touchy-feely, hippy encounter group. Jesus fucking Christ, put your big boy pants on and stop crying.
#4042
The Guest Nest / Re: It's Tough...
June 07, 2016, 05:36:16 AM
Did Mel decide to go or at least take a break from this forum after he was approached by the police over allegations that he was stalking another member?  Perhaps it's just a coincidence but it seems odd that he's suddenly decided to cease his activities here.



Just curious.


Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "cc la femme"Clearly we are in a bad place. We prolly should start a self-help 15 step course for that, as 12 is not enough


Hey, all I'm saying is maybe you guys should have a little more compassion and understanding for poor, Mel.



He has problems FFS. He's broken and he can't be fixed.



Poor slob....the only thing he has to look forward to is the next blowout sale on Coors Light.
#4043
The Flea Trap / Re: Was Muhammed Ali actually the Greatest Heavyweight Boxer of All Time?
June 06, 2016, 10:49:01 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I agree with that. He's phony and anyone who saw that match knew who really won.


In this video compilation, Mayweather appears to run 3 or 4 steps away to avoid Pacquaio's jabs:



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In addition, Mayweather constantly makes use of 'clutch and grab' techniques which prevented Pacquaio from positioning himself to land a punch.
#4044
The Flea Trap / Re: Was Muhammed Ali actually the Greatest Heavyweight Boxer of All Time?
June 06, 2016, 10:22:09 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I don't care. To me they are all just boxers.


Pacquiao should've won the last fight, and at one point was pummelling the American Mayweather into the ropes. But mayweather successfully deployed his 'run/duck/hide' method, and the homeboys gave the decesion to him.



I remember those other great boxers in Pacquaio's weight class. Roberto Duran and Sugar Ray Leonard. They would've whupped Mayweathers ass and put 'em in his place as the great big phony he really is.
#4045
The Flea Trap / Re: Was Muhammed Ali actually the Greatest Heavyweight Boxer of All Time?
June 06, 2016, 10:05:49 PM
Manny isn't a heavyweight, so he can't really be compared with Muhammed Ali.



However, in his last fight with American Floyd Mayweather, I felt that the judging was heavilly biased against Pacquiao in favor of the hometown boy. The result should have declared invalid because Mayweather constantly avoided his opponent by running away from him. Mayweather copied Ali's movies by trying to replicate his footwork and dancing moves. But one thing Ali never did, was actually run away from his opponents. When it came down to slugging it out, at least Ali would engage them.



Mayweather's performance was an exhibition in cowardice. And its demonstrated why the rules of boxing need a drastic overhaul. How about limiting a boxer's 'step back' to just one step. Enough to get away from/dodge the opponent but not to run away. -1 point for every extra step taken back. Call it 'running' like they call 'travelling' in basketball for too many steps taken while holding the ball. I watched fight and noticed that Mayweather took as many as 4 quick steps to avoid Pacquiao's punches. He didn't 'dance'. He ran away from him. What a joke.



If that fight was judged solely on pure boxing skills, Pacquiao should've won. Btw, I'm no fan of his, never really liked him much, however as a detached unbiased observer, thought that fight was a sham. Mayweather is a disgrace to professional boxing and if the promoters really wanna save the sport, they should change the rules so it would force the boxers to box, rather than run away from their opponents.


Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Why of course it would be Manny Pacquiao for me.



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I don't enjoy boxing and watch two people punch each other until they have battered faces and eyes too swollen they are shut. Dreadful. However, I followed Pacquiao because he was making my fellowmen and women proud when he was defeating his opponents abroad.



I vaguely recall Muhammad Ali but remember the time he got my Dad excited during his fight in the Philippines which was called "The Thrilla in Manila." I never followed him though and was not a fan really but I respected the fact he made a change from Cassius Marcellus Clay (named after the abolitionist with the very same name) to Muhammad Ali. I never understood it at the time but thought the man was entitled to pursue his heart's desire.



May he rest in peace.
#4046
The Flea Trap / Re: Was Muhammed Ali actually the Greatest Heavyweight Boxer of All Time?
June 06, 2016, 04:26:19 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Muhammad Ali is the most famous heavyweight boxer of all time.


One fighter whom many thought was as good as Ali was Cuban Teofilo Stevenson. But because he was part of the Communist Bloc, the two never had a chance to meet as fighters in the ring. But he did capture 3 Olympic gold medals. As Cassius Clay, Ali also won the gold medal in 1960:







Stevenson had a punch so lethal, that he could knock a man down with a single blow. The speed of Ali, the power of George Foreman, Stevenson would've been a difficult opponent to defeat.
#4047
The Guest Nest / Re: It's Tough...
June 06, 2016, 02:58:59 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove" The ONLY way I could attract and keep the opposite sex, is to pay her handsomely...  I know this...


....uh Mel, you're not the only one. All these 'happily married' guys in supposedly stable marriages or the gigolos tell me exactly the same thing.....that in the end, they end up paying for it. Lately, I've never met a guy who said it was free. That mustve been in the 1960s, cuz that ideal shore don't exist no mo'



So you think you're alone in this regard, but in reality you're not...not by a long shot.
#4048
The Guest Nest / Re: Reject Rodeo
June 05, 2016, 10:31:13 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"Tell me he didn't say that



Anyhow, I'm behind you all the way to get Sox back RW



You can tell him I miss him ... and that I need him too. Tell him as the only Aussie here, everyone is picking on me and I really need his help


Y'know, if you m'arms miss Leopardsocks so much, then you oughta bring Dinky 'n Inky from the other forum. That should make that Old Codger's blood boil! He clearly needs a challenge and something which gives him an itch he caint scratch. He was bored with all you soppy types. Do something ta stir his pot, irk his ire and I'm sure he'll come back.



Ya see, you girly types don' know what makes a man tick! Take it from me - Joe!
#4049
The Flea Trap / Re: Was Muhammed Ali actually the Greatest Heavyweight Boxer of All Time?
June 05, 2016, 10:03:54 PM
Y'know, one criticism of Ali was that he wasn't much of a knockout fighter who couldn't really finish the job. He'd more often 'decision' a fighter on points as opposed to knocking them down or out. And that's why he ended up barely winning many of his crucial battles/matches. Some say in some bouts, that he didn't even win at all. Not even a draw in some cases but possibly lost the match. This was the case with his rival Ken Norton. Norton not only broke Ali's jaw in one match, in their re-match, many had thought Norton actually won. But because of Ali's popular appeal & backers who put their money on him, they gave him the decision instead of Norton. So was norton the greatest? And if not, then at least Ali's equal?



Ali's claim to being the greatest seems somewhat dubious at best.



Just my three pence
#4050
The Guest Nest / Re: ATTN: Fash!
June 05, 2016, 09:48:43 PM
Mel! ................takeiteasy bro'! Yer takin' this forum & everything cc said far too seriously! Getagrip! You come sounding off as a crazy man! Snap out of it!



This whole thang has gone waaay overboard.



Its meant as a FUN forum...not to be taken too seriously.



Is dis' da German in ya takin' over?!"



Yes, cc in her sharped tongue has a tendency to hit where it hurts....but....still this is an anonymous forum which is intended as light entertainment ONLY.



....get it?!



Anyways, get a six pack, buy some asprin and thank me later


Quote from: "smell the glove"Just returned from the RCMP detachment after speaking with an officer.



He's going to need a contact email from you, as he'll need to contact you in a few days with a demand via warrant for CC's I.P. address.



I guess then they will make a warrant demand from her internet provider.



It seems that there is one person here that's going to get a little visit here shortly, and that one person ain't me!  They asked me if I wanted her charged with uttering threats, but I think a simple visit shall suffice this time.



I'd love to see the look on CC's face when the marked cruiser shows up in her driveway, and they pound on her door with a two foot long Mag-Light!  Priceless!
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